~FTM gang (Texas, Loui, Mass, and Gov) quotes and sh*t cuz why tf not?~
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Mass: *laying on his bed face down in a bundle of blankets and sobbing*
Loui: *comforting him* There there…. it’s gonna be aight sha 😅
Texas: *walks into Mass’s room* Ay Mass have you seen my- Oh my god what’s happening?! Why is Mass crying?! Who did it I swear to god-
Loui: Shh quiet down sha, he’s still a bit sensitive.
Mass: Dùin am f*ck suas Texas….(Shut the f*ck up Texas....)
Texas: *sits down next to them* Pfft- Well it seems like you’re fine enough to insult me in Gaelic. But what happened?
Loui: *whispers* Can I tell him?
Mass: Fine….but pls do it quickly….
Loui: Aight. How do I put this lightly….*sigh* Mass was reading a romance story and two of the characters didn’t end up together.
Mass, still crying: They were meant to be 😭 And then he just left her!!!
Texas: *tears up slightly* Omg that happened to me too which one was it-
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Gov: You need to stop swearing so much.
Mass: Shut the f(speaks Boston)k up.
Gov: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Mass: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Gov: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Mass: Sh*t the beep up.
Gov:
Mass: SHUT, D*MMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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Texas: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Texas: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. *proceeds to give Kentucky a heart attack while trickriding*
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Gov: Mass is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shake him!
Texas: I think that was him ignoring you.
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Loui: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Gov: Aight that’s it I’m calling CDC-
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Mass: *trying to drag Gov out of his office* You need a hobby.
Gov: *trying to keep himself from getting dragged* I have a hobby!
Mass: Overworking yourself when you’re on your period and in pain isn’t a hobby, nor is overworking yourself in general!! Now, C’MON-
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Mass: You disgust me.
Texas: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care :)
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(Back when the two of them were in college)
Texas: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Mass: I forgot I was doing a test.
Texas: Mass.
Mass: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Texas: Mass-
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Mass, grinning: I have a knife!
Gov: Put it down, Mass.
Mass: Make me! *sprints away*
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Gov: *on his period and hunched over his desk whilst crying*
Mass: Oi Fed- What’s up with you?
Gov: *choking back a sob* Everything hurts Mass….
Mass: *walks over to him with a sympathetic look on his face (wow Mass has sympathy for someone 😮✨)* Do you want a hug?
Gov: Yes please 🥹
Mass: *hugs him close* There there…. You’re alright…. If you want we can go to a rage room later?
Gov: *happy pained noises*
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Texas: You’re one of my best friends, I would do anything for you.
Mass: I want ya to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Texas: Absolutely not. Plus, it’s not like you have any room to talk b*tch.
Mass: Touché.
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Mass: Who hurt you?
Texas: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Mass: ...Yes, actually.
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Loui: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Texas: Lou, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Loui: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Gov: ...It was a bug.
Mass:Yea…
Loui: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Texas: ...
Gov: ...
Mass: …
Loui: Stop looking at me like that!
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Gov: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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*Loui crying after his ex bf broke up with him*
Mass, comforting Loui with Gov: Where are you going?
Texas: *grabs his gun* To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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Texas: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Mass: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Texas: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
Mass: You are just as much of a nerd as I am.
Texas: Oh yea? Prove it.
Mass: Ok, I will. What’re the names of all parts of the brain?
Texas: Oh um- the forebrain, the midbrain, and the hindbrain. The hindbrain includes the upper part of the spinal cord, the brain stem, and a wrinkled ball of tissue called the cerebellum :D
Mass: 😏
Texas: *realizes* Shut the fu-
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Loui: I'm very scary.
Gov: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Loui: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Gov: And small.
Loui:
Loui: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Loui: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Loui: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Gov: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Mass and Texas at the same time: So did their neck :)
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Tag game yay anything to not do work 💗🌸✨
Thank you beloved @howlinchickhowl for this one and for my beautiful babes @energievie @iansfreckles @gardenerian @catgrassplantdad for tagging me 😘😘
Name: leah
Century of your birth: 20
Time zone: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy but also EST
Go-to coffee order: a boring vanilla latte
Do you have a pet: yes, her name is freya and she is the love of my life I don’t know what I was doing before she existed
Do you have a personal motto?: ‘once you do it, it’ll be done.’ Very unhelpful according to my old college roommate when I would say this to motivate her to finish her essays, but I’ve found it helps me climb big hills when I’m hiking and generally for tasks I don’t want to do but that I know I’ll be happier having completed
Last vacation: France! 🥖
Next vacation: Italy in May! 🍝
Dream vacation: I’m gonna echo Bee and say Bali, I wanna lay on a beach and sleep in a hut above the water
A short-term goal: the words, please come back to me, I wanna write stuff 😭
A lifetime goal: Buy a house 😅
Last show you watched: New Girl for the fiftieth time
Next on your to watch list: Hmm, I’m seeing a lot of stuff about Russian Doll so maybe that?
Last thing you read: Last actual book was a reread of The Song of Achilles and I sobbed my silly little eyes out all over again // Last fic was Selfless Acts of the Illegal Variety by @abundanceofnots everyone go read it right now
Something you're excited to read: everyone’s stuff!! I swear I want to read all of your things and I am so behind I’m sorry I swear I’m gonna get to all your beautiful works!! 😭 // Actual book wise I’m excited for Time is a Mother by Ocean Vuong
Funniest thing on the internet today: Good Morning it’s Wednesday
Something you're struggling with right now: Not eating cheese and bread for every meal
Something hopeful: Cats exist. It’s a bad day, not a bad life.
I’m gonna tag no one cuz I’m feeling like an awkward little turtle but if you read this and you like turtles you are now tagged 🐢🐢🐢
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Quick Thoughts on HSS: Class Act Ch. 15
- So. We got a book 2, ehhh 😏🤗💕
- I think this chapter (and the epilogue) was EVERYTHING I wanted and needed in life!!!! Y’all, never underestimate the healing properties of interactive games or games in general.
- Erin and Twin getting together was freakin adorable, and I think I’m gonna die, y’all I’m so soft 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Natalie and Clint??? I would say never change but...um....
- So we have canon parent names!! (Greg and Rita Parker for my MC)
- OUR PARENTS OWN THE GOLDEN GRIDDLE?!? Amazing.
- As fun and kooky as the improv game was, I kinda regretted buying it cuz I was sooooo impatient to get to the part where....
- MEGHAN AND RORY ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS AND KISS
- 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
- My children deserve ALL the hearts. All of them. I love them so much 😭
- I know I say this sometimes but I always mean it: to the Ajay and Skye romancers, please tell me how it went! I wanna know! Don’t let my Rory bias fool you 😂
- I thought it was literally the sweetest thing ever that Meghan and Rory had a moment in the tree house. Heart eyes mofo!!! 🥰😍
- It just seemed so natural and beautiful and now my two dorks are together and I will not shut up for the rest of my life 😂😂😂🤣
- As fun as the play was, I super geeked that book 2 will center around the school election, so now I’m wondering how/if the whole “freshman running for president” storyline will work out (we’re all aware of how PB writes school/college details sometimes lol, but I usually can over look it)
- RORY AND MEGAHN ARE OFFICIAL!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy (picture Charlotte from The Princess and the Frog and that’s it, that’s actually me)
- it’s been an honor to scream on Mondays with you, and I’ll see y’all again when book 2 drops 🤗
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