#I don’t even have an excuse to be sad

[tricksterlatte]

Guys how did we cycle back to mean-spirited or passive-aggressive comments on fanworks not only being normalized but also as something people should accept lying down for literally any reason? If I wanted unnecessary concrit, I’d go read passive aggressive sticky notes left on the office fridge. It is rude to randomly critique or downright insult someone’s hard work done out of love for a fandom, actually!

#saw another post about it in p5 fandom and I’m so frustrated and sad #it IS easy to be kind actually! trying to say it’s not will only excuse bad behavior and fan the flames idgaf #it only stirs up resentment. more than one of my friends has been hospitalized for this!! even in this fandom! #I self admitted during tales fandom for this crap please don’t make this common practice to be randomly mean #stop. I’m so done. what happened to don’t like don’t read #if you’re gonna be rude don’t get mad when fans have you blocked #hell I’ve started blocking even if it’s about a ship I don’t like. it’s not cool! #I’m just so tired of people even within the same shipping spheres acting like this #why is it my friends’ fault if they literally get hospitalized. are you ok???? maybe consider your impact instead of blaming them #no one has to put up with callousness but it’s impossible to change people’s minds I guess #I’m so tired. I’m so tired #venting done but I’m so sad

[sexynetra]

Anetra doesn’t know it yet but I’m her drag daughter

#face reveal I guess? #anyways I’m cute as fuck hi #I did Neech makeup and it took me hours bc I wasn’t even working off a photo of her #but I’m pretty happy with the outcome! #also I can’t find the dress I want to wear so I guess this is tonight’s fit #sad but passable #n e ways hi y’all #birthday makeup! #excuse my hair I didn’t want to style it #also yeah I know my mirror is dirty I haven’t cleaned it #and it’s my birthday so I don’t have to clean it today #okay bye :) #also I skipped the slash bc I have so many places to be tonight okay #and I blended the eye well enough that I didn’t want to wreck it

[haelem]

{sigh}

[countess-of-edessa]

yesss finally went to confession today and stayed after for mass and received the Eucharist for the first time since august. just as i was going up to receive i got a horrible stabbing pain in my eye and was like Don’t Even Try It The Devil

#i drank champagne before a wedding i was a bridesmaid in and then I took communion at the wedding mass and i went to Sunday mass and took it #again and then I was like oh shoot I broke the fast and then I received again #and I wasn’t sure if that was even a sin because it was so unintentional (we all in the bridal party did the same thing) #and the priest was like yeah i mean considering how long wedding masses are unless you were chugging it in the parking lot you probably had #an hour and also you forgot you didn’t do it on purpose but also don’t drink before a wedding. but also you probably were fine and shouldn’ #have gone weeks without communion #and everything in my life started going downhill specifically when i stopped receiving (still going to mass obvi) #so maybe that will make things better #i mean it’s already better in that im back to receiving which itself is a great gift #he also said i should try to go to confession more and was like I know father I’m sorry but I live so far away and I don’t have a car and #the person who used to drive me to confession is the one making me sad! (Because I was saying stuff re: my current interpersonal problems) #I was like sorry it’s not an excuse it’s just funny! while crying in the confessional booth #Sorry father #Sorry sorry sorry

[knowlesian]

learn to hold empathy and accountability in the same hand is honestly the best life and activism lesson i could ever offer

#we usually wanna do one or the other #both at the same time is not something culturally supported or encouraged #my whole life i’ve always been vaguely confused when i’m like ‘the behavior was shitty’ and people go WHAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE #REASONS THEY ARE LIKE THAT!!! #and i’m like …no i already factored that in that was my first move #now i’m onto accountability! #it took me thirty-ish years to realize: they assume i must not have known why #this is why i hate the “don’t humanize (terrible group)” talking point #like i understand the impetus there but the scary part is we are all human #dehumanizing terrible people feels good: it leads to nothing good ever #even the worst of us is a human and that’s important #not as an exculpatory statement but a warning #we like to think we could never be somebody else’s nightmare because we are human! #but… so are we all. that’s why this is so scary and sad and complicated #anyway yes: accountability without empathy is nuance-free and often cruel #empathy without accountability is just making excuses for people

[fuitygummy]

I think I’m failing therapy

#personal fuity shit #I can’t answer my therapist’s questions #I feel like I’m only repeating myself every session #I can’t do the things she asks me to. and I don’t even know why. I just can’t #I don’t exercise. I don’t leave my room. I barely drink water. I have an eating disorder #I honestly don’t know what she could do for me. and I noticed she doesn’t either #maybe I truly am a lost cause #I’m stuck in place. can’t get better and sometimes seems to be getting worse #when I told her I don’t even want to live anymore she kinda got. pissed at me? #she made it sound like ‘being alive only because I don’t want to make my mom sad’ is the most insane and wildest thing she’s ever heard #and that I was crazy to even think about it #as if that wasn’t my only thought for like idk 8 years or so #ALSO she keeps putting my bisexual identity in question every opportunity she gets. like wtf #just because I’ve never hooked up with a girl doesn’t make me any less bi #‘are you truly bi or just curious?’ idk and idc ma’am you’re the one bringing this up and making it look like a problem #I’ve got lots of complaints but. it’s not easy to quit #I’d have to tell my mom an excuse as to why I want another therapist #and looking for a new therapist is just nightmare #I’m just tired. really wish I could think about killing myself more in depth without feeling guilty #thinking about how my mom’s life would be shattered and all the pain I’d cause her gives me goosebumps. it breaks my heart

[starlooove]

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#lil mini teeny tiny vent bc there’s obviously more pressing shit in the world #but i HATE how I wasn’t formally taught Spanish 😭 #like i Can understand it perfectly and read it just fine #but when it comes to speaking and writing? I just don’t know the rules and it SUCKS #like when I’m talking u can excuse some of the shit I say by ‘slang’ and general vernacular right? #but It’s not slang to me that’s what I genuinely think it is bc that’s how I grew up hearing it and was never taught otherwise #like for example if u grew up calling ducks duckies #and u spoke to someone who’s never heard the word duckie #u can bridge the gap by saying “oh that’s how I say duck’ #BECAUSE U KNOW WHAT THE REAL WORD IS! U WERE TAUGHT WHAT A DUCKIE IS KNOWN AS BY MOST OTHER PPL! #I don’t have that gap and I HATE IT #and the spanish i grew up speaking is a combo of formal and assimilated Spanish #so like for the longest time I thought lunch was Lonche #and i NEVER learned about almuerzo till my cousins did 💀💀💀 #so if I’m having a convo with someone outside my family and I say that shit I’m automatically classified as a no sabo #AND THEYRE RIGHT #it’s not even that deep but it still bothers me #like a LOT #and i don’t blame my parents at all or anyting im just sad #like i wanna find good resources to learn Spanish but i want to learn DOMINICAN Spanish #MY Spanish #I know it sounds dramatic but it’s whatever #oh and you know what SUCKS #there are words in English I don’t know either bc we only ever said them in Spanish in my house and there was never any reason to learn them #and sometimes the two OVERLAP #so it’ll be a word in Spanish my family uses as slang for the official term #and It’s also a word I’ve never heard in English #so I genuinely have to pull up a picture and show ppl what the hell im talking about #in EITHER LANGUAGE #guess who just learned how to say panini maker 😝😝😝

[thebeautifulfantastic]

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#i usually do everything in my power to Not think like this but i have to get it out of my head #there have been so many times recently where i think about my acting and my life goals and i just. want to give it all up #i am so tired and i have these moments of incredible hopelessness #and i feel like nothing has ever worked out for me & i’ve always had terrible timing with reaching my goals… #i think about even the one big goal that i HAVE lived and achieved through hard work (last year’s internship that i’ve mentioned a couple ti #times on here) gave some incredible memories but it also wreaked havoc on my mental health and my studies #now i’m burned out a lot of the time. i have undiagnosed adhd and probably autism as well — which i would never use as an excuse for not bei #being able to do something but it is HARD because my mom won’t believe that I’m neurodivergent #and it is difficult to be productive #Also Christmastime always makes me sad so there’s that #but point is. sometimes i want to give up #and i have never been someone to quit on my dreams so i feel pretty shitty for even entertaining the idea #i know that acting and every other art form that i love is what i WANT and i can’t think of much else that would make me happy #but sometimes i am just so tired i… don’t even want to try anymore #disappointment and the fear of more disappointment just becomes too much #i just want to get away from my past and start over #belle speaks #stories of my life #adventures in showbiz

[citrus-system]

 I will preface this by saying, autism has me I the most cruel and unforgiving headlock,

But there is nothing worst then someone telling you how they feel about you, and you not feeling even remotely the same

#this isn’t strictly romantic either #like even hearing people say ‘’I love spending time with you :3 you’re such a good friend’’ #and knowing I am violently over their presence after 20 minutes is like #such a guy dropping feeling #i feel like a pathetic excuse of a companion #let alone the way I cringe when someone implies romantic interest when they like #barely make it into my friend catergory #it sounds harsh but like #i don’t force myself to like people #I’m civil and friendly when necessary. I’m not mean. maybe too blunt but I’m never an asshole #and the bar is so low I’m so sad at how often it’s mistaken for enjoyment #and how many times I’ve had to smile and say ‘’thank you’’ even though I never felt safe around them for a second #not just physically safe. but like emotionally understood and respected. etc. #idk it’s just such a punch in the face I never have the heart to be like #‘’oh sorry. i don’t see you as more than someone I know’’ #my autism friend requirements aren’t high pre say they’re just like. ya know #autistic. #// #/vent #actually autistic #actually autism

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

#i do not want to work tomorrow i want to lay in bed and be sad #i’m really realizing how miserable of a person i am i am always fucking Sad and when i do feel happy i cry when it’s over #and i can’t even resemble a human being without medication and i know that’s fine but i’m still always sad. it doesn’t go away #i feel like nobody deserves to have me weighing them down like i’ve cried in front of people three times this week and i know it’s fine #but i feel so fucking guilty about it and i feel guilty about everything i feel like i’m doing nothing right and i’m not dealing with thing #right and i’m not living right and i feel like it must be so fucking difficult to love me and i don’t know how people do it #i don’t even feel capable of asking for. any sort of love ever #i feel like i don’t deserve like anything. i feel like nobody actually wants to do things for me lol #every single dsy i’m like wow i want to be held and every single dsy i feel bad even asking for a hug from someone #when i need reassurance i’m afraid to ask because what if i’m just being annoying and overbearing and too much Bad #i never feel like too much good. only bad. #i know a lot of these shitty thoughts are just because i’ve been unmedicated (meds will be ready tomorrow lol) but it just like #it sucks to know medication just kinda hides these thoughts better and that deep down i feel like this because i don’t want to #i feel like everyone in my life doesn’t deserve someone who doubts everything all the time #i think my mother deserved a stronger daughter and i think my friends deserve someone that’s not always breaking and i just don’t feel Good #i don’t know why anyone keeps me around #sometimes i feel selfish for sticking around and that sounds so awful and i’m not gonna act on it but i just feel like a waste of a person #the last week has been so good and now i’m just a fucking mess and i feel so fucking guilty about that :) #i feel like no matter what i always just default to miserable #i don’t feel like i’m doing enough at all #i’m struggling in school i don’t work enough i can barely take care of myself #like i wouldn’t even properly take care of myself if taylor wasn’t helping me i feel so guilty about that all the time #i feel so guilty for even thinking any of this right now and i’m trying to remind myself that i’m unmedicated and i’ve had a long day #and my best fucking friend just went back home and i’m allowed to be sad about that but i just. feel like i’m making excuses i guess #it’s not immoral to be sad but maybe when i’m wanting to die all the time i’m the problem. idk #anyway i’m gonna go to sleep and i’m gonna try to convince myself tomorrow will be better #sndnsksjkakejdkalwosjhdkwosjdjsk. i will be fine

[bongjuiceconcentrate]

anyone notice how “pick me girl” went from meaning “girl complicit in misogyny for male validation” to “girl who is annoying and doesn’t perform hyperfemininity” but it is also not surprising that one misogynistic trop devolved into an even more misogynistic trope

#and yes the og meaning is misogynistic even if those women are misogynistic too #simplifying and degrading someone down to the title of “pick me girl’’ for the sake of having an excuse to talk about how you’re so much #better than someone who just hasn’t had the opportunity or support systems to learn better is gross #real feminists would try to educate and support these women but most people whether intersectionalists or radfem are not rly interested in #actually improving the conditions of women’s lives anymore and honestly. it is sad. and why i no longer really identify with the feminist m #movement as a while #whole * #anyway it’s 5 am i’m going back to bed #to clarify is don’t think radfems have ever been interested in improving women’s lives i think they’re interested in self victimization and #bigotry

[whatdoidowithallthisfaith]

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#just waiting for these feelings to pass #been crying since yesterday non stop #probably bc period but also because it’s heavy af to hear about these things and just be stuck #I want to think about what I can do to make it better for them but I also feel like I don’t have time bc studying but is that just an excuse #am I being too lazy to care #but I do really care so I just need to think and find time #also you know when you feel happy but you don’t deserve it so you feel sad that you feel happy bc you’re like #ummm do I deserve this #and if not then someone else should be able to feel this happiness bc they deserve it #but I’m getting it so I don’t know #and it’s hard to enjoy bc of that guilt that’s shadowing over my heart #and it’s also hard to reciprocate bc of being so angry all the time and protecting my feelings so much that I don’t even know how to be nice #is that even real #idk #I need time to think #I don’t have time to think #I might explode

[sammydem0n64]

The whole plot of Crumbled! (at least the main plot since several characters aren’t. Involved in that. Funny side plots and characters baby!) is how organized crime affects people, inside of it and out. It’s how members of the mob don’t have anything else they can do in life aside from the life of crime, it’s how the general public are harmed by organized crime even if they aren’t being targeted personally, it’s how being a member of this lifestyle can destroy or build your relationships, it’s how no one is pure evil or pure good, it’s the complexity of people while also being about The Horrors.

No one here faces “traditional consequences” to their actions, aside from a few. Hershey doesn’t go to jail, Donna doesn’t die, etc etc. This is a story that doesn’t need those consequences. From day 1 you know these characters are doing horrible things, and at the same time these characters learn and fully comprehend they’re doing bad things. The most they get as “traditional retribution” is how some of their personal relationships are affected. Aside from that, these fuckers dont NEED what the masses would deem a traditional consequence because the entire fucking plot is them going through the horrors because of their actions! Being in the mafia and seeing and doing horrible things while having to just live with it is a pretty damn good “consequence” to me! Melphis doesn’t need to go to jail because “he needs to suffer the consequences of his actions” when every single damn day he suffers‼️

Even if Cheon’s family isn’t destroyed, even if the Oreona family doesn’t ostracize it’s members that are criminals, even if the extremes aren’t reached in these “consequences” there’s still a damn effect!!! But at the end of the day like I said these guys suffer the consequences of their actions constantly so they don’t need jail time or death or anything like that oh my god. And if you think that’s wrong and makes me romanticize, endorse or fucking glorify the mafia because Melphis doesn’t get locked up and only two members of the Oreo Gang die in the end then OHHHHHH GROW UP‼️ GROW UP‼️‼️

#like I said I’m feeling mean . #NOT like anyone has ever explicitly done this to me I haven’t been hit with the glorifying accusations #but walk with me. walk with me guys... sometimes the narrative is about bad people and they don’t need to get torn apart for their actions. #sometimes stories can have bad people and just because you aren’t told up right ‘This is bad!’ means the thing is being glorified #Melphis is not a perfect person he has done wrong. but his ass does not need to face time for his crime for the narrative to be complete #like I said Bro suffers every single day. #and he’s the most sympathetic in this group! But Everyone else follows a similar philosophy #Guo doesn’t need to die because he does wrong Phoenix doesn’t need to die no one here deserves death #The two that do die are even tragic. #You can argue one of them needs to die so everyone can go free and Cheon can get his full revenge but shit man. #She was raised to be a monster. She never had a chance to be a better person because she was raised to take over the mafia and only had that #Her mom feared what would happen if she tried to take her with her when she fled. So she had no other exposure to a normal life #And no one dared try to take her away from her father. They feared the consequences. they all feared what’d happen #and then it was too late. She never had the chance to be a regular person and she died a monster since she had nothing else to her name #that doesn’t excuse her actions obviously but damn. how sad! #and the other one that dies just fucks up Cheon. Because it’s salt in the wound over his whole revenge plot #It’s the final emphasis on how his drive to avenge his parents’ deaths led to more tragic than needed. how even in the end his perfect kill #-(in quotes) was tainted by the blood of someone no one wanted to kill. someone who was flawed and wrong yeah #but people love to see him and his brother as more sympathetic than Cherry. so rip. #shit is just fuck and I don’t need to make them go to jail not every narrative like that needs it #and like I said if you treat my ocs like them not dying brutal deaths or other ‘traditional consequence’ by god eat a lime. #Phew. anyways #demon’s ocs #crumbled! #Look into my twisted mind boy /J

[pholla-jm]

My Wife is Real

IMAGINE: MY WIFE IS REAL~ GOJO X WIFE!READER GENRE: FLUFF cw: not proof read. use of y/n. use of she/her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Who do you think he’s texting?” Nobara whispers to her two classmates, Yuji and Megumi. 

Their teacher, Gojo Satoru, sat at his desk. Legs kicked up onto the desk while he was on his phone, giggling here and there. 

It was questionable if Gojo even knew that class had started. 

Megumi didn’t even bother to pay attention. He also sat on his phone, scrolling through social media. 

“I don’t know…” Yuji ponders. “Ugh, he has to be harassing a poor soul.” Yuji gasps at Nobara’s response, “no.” 

Nobara sits up in her seat, “Gojo-sensei,” she calls out. Gojo peeks up, “oh. I didn’t know you were here.” “Maybe if you stopped bothering people, you would notice.” 

Gojo places his hand on his chest and gasps dramatically. “I am not bothering anyone.” “Then who are you texting?” “My wife, duh.” 

Nobara bursts out laughing, “hahaha, yeah… yeah right.” She wheezes. Tears left the corner of her eyes as she tried to take him seriously, but she really couldn’t. 

Yuji just stares at him in confusion, “you’ve never told me about his wife. I don’t believe you.” 

Gojo gasps in shock and disbelief at his student’s words. “Huh?! I do too have a wife. That hurts my feelings that you don’t believe me!” 

Gojo’s full focus was on his students now. Trying to convince them that his wife is indeed real. “She’s literally the best person in the whole world, and the prettiest.” 

Nobara scoffs and rolls her eyes, “stop making things up Gojo-sensei. It’s getting sad at this point.” 

Gojo pouts at her words. He then grabs his phone, typing something in his phone. He puts his phone down with a triumphant smile on his face. “You’ll see.” 

“Yeah… we’ll see.” Nobara says to Megumi and Yuji. 

Megumi on the other hand was not paying attention to a single thing that was going on. He assumed something stupid was going on, so why even bother to pay attention? Yuji just has a thoughtful look on his face, trying to remember any mention of a wife. But there is no mention of one. 

“Yeah… I think you’re making this up… sorry Gojo-sensei.” “This is just getting sad…” Nobara whispers while shaking her head. 

“I can’t believe my student’s have little faith in me.” 

Only five minutes passed of slight bickering between until a knock was heard at the door. The bickering died down and all heads turned towards the door. 

Nobara’s and Yuji’s eyes widen seeing a woman at the door. 

“Who is that?” Yuji whispers to Nobara. She shrugs her shoulders, “has to be someone he hired.” 

Gojo jumps from his chair, a huge smile on his face. “Wifey!” 

He runs over to you, pulling you into a tight hold. 

You let out a strangled gasp from the impact. “Gojo,” you start, “this is the second time you forgot your lunch… and it’s only Tuesday.” 

Gojo pulls back, a faux pout on his lips, “I’m sorry.” You narrow your eyes at him, “I bet you’re just using this as an excuse to see me.” “Whoops, you caught me. Well, while you’re here. Let me introduce you to my students.” 

“Wait wait-” You didn’t get a chance to stop him because he dragged you into the front of the classroom. 

You eye the three students. Megumi had finally put down the phone, giving you an apologetic look. Nobara and Yuji were looking at you in shock. 

“Students, this is my wife, (y/n).” Gojo basically shows you off with a bright smile on his face. Hands in a jazz hand formation. You nervously smiled at the students. 

“Hello.” 

“Hello Gojo-san.” Megumi quietly said, but it was still loud enough for everyone to hear. You gave the boy a sweet smile, nodding at him. 

“What?! Do you know her?” Nobara and Yuji ask him. “Yes…” 

“Yes, they’ve known each other for quite awhile now…. Sorry guys. She’s a bit shy.” Gojo says while you continue to smile at them. 

“They didn’t believe Gojo-sensi had a wife..” Megumi tells you. 

You hum before turning to Gojo, “I see… I don’t blame them.” 

“Huh?! What is that supposed to mean?” You roll your eyes. “Ever so dramatic.” “...so mean.. How can my wife be so cruel?” 

“Ugh, no one cares,” Nobara sighs, “come sit down with us (y/n)-sensei. I have so much to ask you.” 

You just smile at the girl and move over to the desks. 

Gojo looks at you with a shocked look. Not believing that you were leaving his side. 

“What are you doing?” He asks you. You look back at him, “well, you wanted me to meet your students. So I’m getting to know them.” 

You give him a little smirk and Gojo knows that type of smirk. The one where he’s going to regret his actions later. 

Maybe not now, but he knows that this decision will come to bite him.

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #oneshot #gojo fluff #gojou satoru x reader #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #satoru x you #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n

[disneyprincemuke]

the orange peel theory * fem!driver

how many men in her life would stop to peel an orange for her if she asks randomly?

pairings: f1 grid x fem!driver

warnings: -

notes: juSt a random idea i got when i dreadfully peeled oranges for myself ugh i hate being single sometimes

guys this is the last vr update today i swear i’ve got too much times on my hands actually

(series masterlist) | (📂 the rookie season)

-> max verstappen, #1

would be in the middle of an interview after quali when she comes up to him with a mandarin orange in hand

max stops mid sentence to look down at her in confusion but will take the orange into his hands as she asks him to peel it for her politely

he would cover the mic and whisper “can this wait? i’m in the middle of something” and she shows him her hands, perfectly manicured white nails with a frown and says “i’ll stain my nails”

and he just does it, peeling the orange as he carries on with the interview after she walks away without him knowing

when he finishes, he turns to give it to her but she’s no longer there and ends up eating the orange during his interview lol

-> logan sargeant, #2

he’d be sitting in his garage minding his own business when she comes and sits next to him with a bag of mandarin oranges in hand

he doesn’t even need to be told

he immediately reaches out and starts peeling the oranges for her, even tearing away the white strands because he knows she hates those

totally nothing to do with the fact that he’s had a crush on her forever

everything to do with the fact that they grew up together and he’s too lazy to fight

-> daniel ricciardo, #3

he’s literally just walked into the paddocks for race day

he feels all cool with all the cameras

suddenly she runs over to him with an orange in her hands and a hopeful smile

“peel this for me please?”

he does it without question

he walks the paddocks with her while peeling her orange and even sparks up conversation with her

-> lando norris, #4

literally walks away when he sees her approaching him with an orange

she’s been doing it all weekend and he refuses to be a victim

also because he’s not that fond of peeling oranges

or oranges, for that matter

she tries chasing after him but when she finally catches up, he simply ignores the request to peel the orange for her

-> pierre gasly, #10

he’ll be literally walking over to the grid for the driver’s parade

looking pretty cool in his cool fits

an orange is presented to him without question

he grins at her and thanks her for the orange

walks away and eats the orange himself

-> sergio perez, #11

would also be in the middle of an interview when she comes up with an orange

would peel it because he’s a mega dad and he’s really taken a liking to her

excuses himself from the interview to do it for her real quick

would take one piece of the orange for himself

claims it’s the taxes for making him do it instead of doing it herself

-> fernando alonso, #14

takes the orange without her saying anything

he’s always seen with seb on race weekends and is very used to her antics

literally gives her the orange peel and one piece of orange

eats the orange without her saying anything

she’s in damn near tears because she really expected fernando to peel it for her without question

-> charles lerclerc, #16

is sad that she didn’t bring him an orange too

still peels it for her though

even though he was in the middle of some paddock game with carlos

asks for a piece and because she loves him and her crush is still very much present, she simply gives him the whole orange

-> lance stroll, #18

he’d have been coming out of his racing home minding his own business

they don’t interact often because she scares him

is almost scared to say no to the orange peeling and actually says no

mutters “i always knew you hated me” as she walks away

which then makes him chase her to peel the orange for her and apologise profusely

because lance and her literally never talk and it took up all her courage to approach him with this orange, she gives him half of the orange

-> kevin magnussen, #20

asks her if she's got an extra orange for his baby girl

she literally came prepared and gives one to cute baby laura

so now kevin has to peel two oranges for two babies

outrageous, if u ask him

-> nyck de vries, #21

has unfortunately departed by the time she decided to be a menace about the orange peel theory

she thinks about him often though

they're texting buddies actually

-> yuki tsunoda, #22

literally came prepared

he's got a packet of candy he bought when he flew back to japan for a visit

she gives him the whole orange

she literally peels the orange for him in exchange for the candy

-> alex albon, #23

was literally walking to the grid for the opening ceremony of the race weekend

says no immediately

but he does change his mind and asks if he can have half if he peels it for her

peels it and takes more than half of the share

-> zhou guanyu, #24

is delighted to even see her because they don't come across one another often

is kinda touched that she asked him to peel an orange but then is disappointed to find out that he's not the first victim and that this is all a tiktok trend for her

peels it anyway

asks her to bring an extra orange if there's a next time as payment

-> niko hulkenberg, #27

she literally cannot find him

doesn't get to participate in the trend

she only saw him once that weekend and it was at the opening ceremony and she only had 1 orange for alex to peel

and on the grid in his race car

-> esteban ocon, #31

absolutely ADORES her

peels it without question

peeks around her shoulder to ask if she's brought another one for him

she says yes and that he's the only one who gets one for himself because she loves him back

-> lewis hamilton, #44

this psycho literally approaches lewis when he's on an interview panel

but that's because he asked her to do it at that time so he has a excuse to escape the panel

he's just so tired of the panel interviews

giggling with her like demons as he peels the orange

-> carlos sainz, #55

peels it for her without question

the only one to ask her why she's got so many oranges to eat and hand out

also the only one to ask her if oranges have been the only thing she's eaten all weekend

inhumanly impossible to eat this many oranges in one weekend perhaps

-> george russell, #63

is literally tearing up because she came to him to ask to peel the orange

he heard from alex what she's been doing

he's been waiting all weekend for her and was sad that it seemed like she had no intentions on letting him participate in her tiktok

she feels so bad for him that she joins him in peeling an orange as well

-> valtteri bottas, #77

is confused because he's just minding his own business using his phone during the driver's briefing

peels the orange for her anyway

asks if oranges are her favourite fruit

suggests eating something less acidic to avoid a tummyache

-> oscar piastri, #81

if anyone's tired of her being a menace with all these oranges, it's going to be him

but because he knows she'll pick a fight if he says no

he will peel the orange reluctantly

takes a picture with the orange because it's the same shade as the mclaren shirt he is wearing

— bonus

-> liam lawson, #30

asks her to fuck off

only ask him to peel an orange when she's lost all the ability to peel one for herself

asks her if he can have one from her orange stash

she says no in tears because he cussed at her

shrugs and walks away

-> sebastian vettel, #5

this clinically insane woman has got this 4 time world champion peeling oranges on the pit wall during qualifying

has him throw her a peeled orange in between laps during qualifying

eats it in the car for a racing 'buff' before she drives out for a lap

she's got too many oranges so he helps her eat some of them

eating oranges = beating mclaren = beating oscar because they're all the same colour and have a correlation obviously

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WHY is the anxiety so BAD right now. This is BULLSHIT

#the last week has SUCKED as far as anxiety goes #the events? good! great even! #I’m doing life stuff and it’s going pretty well I think! #so why the anxiety so bad? huh? #like yeah things are changing and whatever #but it’s not even that big of a change! #I’m even excited for it! #like I said. it’s been pretty good lately! #it’s so dumb!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! #I just don’t understand ​why its so hard to keep out of a downward spiral right now #do I like. want things to be hard? why do I want that? cause it’s “normal”? #get a grip brain!!!!! things are good!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THINGS ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE AND BE GOOD DAMMIT #I DONT GOTTA BE SAD AND LONELY ALL THE TIME #LET ME ENJOY LIFE #I will enjoy this next part of my life even if I have to fight god to do so. you hear me?!?! #ahem. excuse me. just needed to be dramatic for a second. #carry on!