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gdwessel · 3 years

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Rumors About Ospreay + Unrest In The NJPW Locker Room; Government Adds Okinawa to State Of Emergency, Another Extension Possible; Quick Review of DSOTR Collision In Korea; Shota Umino News!; Ren Narita on Dark Elevation; Satoshi Kojima In Impact Next Week

Strap in because this is going to be a long one.

There are rumors and reports coming out now (mostly from one source, the Voices of Wrestling website, from behind a Patreon paywall) that Will Ospreay's injury may not be what it seems, and there is growing discontent to the point of "mutiny" among the non-Japanese wrestlers regarding the state of emergency, the last-minute decision to resume touring when some were already travelling out of Japan, and the constant need for quarantining when coming back into Japan. Unfortunately this is as much as I can say, because this is behind a paywall, so until it gets made for public consumption I’m kinda limited in what I can say.

I can totally buy that all is not well within NJPW, especially after the COVID-19 bubble has burst. I've already discussed the creative malaise happening in the company right now. That there seems to be backstage dissent shows possible signs of trouble ahead for the promotion, and this golden period that we've been accustomed to is well and truly over. (I mean, it already was once lockdown happened, but they did the best they could, in my honest opinion, including a Pretty Good if not great WK15. Right now, creatively, we are below 2nd-half 2018 levels of poor.) But NJPW has weathered these storms before, although not with a global pandemic looming over everything. I am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that Ospreay is indeed injured, because a) they haven't exactly been shy about wrestlers being injured and needing to vacate titles before b) if Ospreay is legit injured, he is far more likely to receive treatment as a citizen of the UK from the (somehow still alive if not totally hobbled by Brexit) NHS, as opposed to Japan's healthcare system which is far more like the US model. Some wrestlers are swearing up and down he is injured, from the rumors. Ospreay certainly hasn’t said anything in his own words, beyond RTing NJPW’s announcement of his injury and vacating the title, and posting a pic of himself kissing the belt. RevPro kinda sorta said something but were also pretty vague. But for an injury suffered on 5/4/2021, this pic posted on 5/18 does not look like someone who just had such a severe neck injury they need to fly back to the UK (mind you, it COULD have been taken much earlier than that). Indeed, Ospreay’s still-active Twitter is more focused on Hana Kimura at the moment*. All this said, professional wrestling by it’s very nature has a baked-in amount of bullshit as part of it, so that this injury might be phony is always a distinct possibility.

It is utterly believable there is conflict between wrestlers and management, and communication is piss-poor at best. It is also believable that NJPW and Bushiroad are only taking their cues from a government Hell-bent on holding an Olympics an overwhelming majority of those polled are against, and who are treating the extended state of emergency as a vague suggestion rather than as a, you know, state of emergency. Pretending everything is hunky dory hasn't worked so far, so not sure why NJPW, nor the Japanese government, think eventually it will. (And NOAH is on my shit list right now too.) On that note, the government has now officially added Okinawa to the state of emergency. There is also talk that it will be extended further, as a government subcommittee member is quoted in the article as saying “it is difficult to think” that it will be lifted on 5/31/2021. Among that talk is word that Tokyo particularly will be under a stricter lockdown if this goes on. On a piece of actual GOOD news, it has been announced that the government has approved both the Moderna and AstraZeneca versions of the vaccine, so perhaps the vaccination rates will start to go up at last.

* - The anniversary of Hana Kimura’s tragic death is tomorrow (5/23/2021). I still sometimes struggle with the idea she is gone. Tonight at 10:30pm EDT (which is 5/23/2021 12:30pm in JST), FITE TV will be showing a live Hana Kimura tribute show put on by her mother, Kiyoko Kimura. Have a look in if you can

I was able to watch the Vice Dark Side Of The Ring episode on Collision in Korea, the two-night joint NJPW & WCW show from May Day Stadium in Pyongyang, North Korea, on 4/28 & 4/29/1995, as it aired Thursday. It will hit YouTube here pretty soon. I am working on a podcast project about this documentary, and the (WCW version of the**) show itself, with the good lads at the Days Of Thunder podcast, so I won't talk too much here, but I will say a few things about it:

I did appreciate the detail here, as well as being able to get an interview with Antonio Inoki for this, especially as he was the principal driver of this show happening. I did also like that they took time to detail Inoki's mentor, and the "father of puroresu," Rikidozan, who himself was a North Korean national by birth. I did not appreciate the mythical pathos they added to the death of Rikidozan, which by all accounts was a random street fight with yakuza over a perceived insult (stepping on Rikidozan's shoe). I also felt they could have done a better job explaining the situation between Japan and North Korea at the time. When the event was first proposed to the NJPW roster, Scott Norton recounts Masahiro Chono telling Norton that "they want us dead," but it took until introducing former CNN foreign correspondent Mike Chinoy nearly halfway through the documentary to (briefly) explain the brutal colonialism that Japan wreaked on North Korea in the first part of the 20th century.

Also, as salacious as DSOTR can get, I am very surprised one of the most famous rumors/stories about this show did not get discussed, the internet wrestling legend that Kensuke Sasaki and Akira Hokuto were, erm, Quite Vocal when they were together, which of course did eventually lead to their marriage four months later which continues to this very day. But that was also part of another critique I had, which is, they mainly focused on the WCW part of the events, when this was an NJPW promoted show. The way it was told on DSOTR, the only Japanese wrestlers there were Antonio Inoki, Shinya Hashimoto, Akira Hokuto and Bull Nakano. I'd love to hear more from the NJPW side of things, besides how proud Inoki was of this political stunt that did not get him re-elected to the Diet anyway.

Overall, I do recommend watching this when and how you can, because it is absolutely bonkers. I will definitely keep you posted on when the podcast project for this drops. ** - I've tried looking for the NJPW version and have failed so far. NJPWWorld only has two matches from this, Antonio Inoki v. Ric Flair, and Akira Hokuto v. Bull Nakano. The WCW version is not officially released, even on WWE Network, so yeah search the internet to see it.

We finally have an update on Shooter! That is, Shota Umino. Earlier in the week, RevPro's official Twitter had a tweet saying This Summer, showing Umino in not only his white/pink Tanahashi-esque tights, but holding his Death Riders jacket from Jon Moxley, that Shota retweeted, making this his first tweet since September 2019. Two days later, a hype video appeared with footage of Shooter, including performing Death Rider. Now a Sports Illustrated article is claiming that Shooter was supposed to have reunited with Mox on the NJPW Strong episode that had Mox & Chris Dickinson face Yuji Nagata & Ren Narita, but Umino had an unspecified injury preventing that. (They further say that Mox v. Nagata’s IWGP US title match was originally set for Strong but Tony Khan convinced NJPW to hold it on AEW Dynamite.) Umino's last match listed on Cagematch was on 3/14/2020 in ATTACK! Wrestling in Cardiff, Wales, on the winning side of a 6-man tag match with Kyle Fletcher & Kid Lykos II defeating Shigehiro Irie, Chief Deupty Dunne & Los Federales Santos, Jr. It's great to have him back wrestling again, and I hope we get that reunion with Moxley soon enough too.

As an update to an item from an earlier post, it appears that the Ren Narita v. Royce Isaacs match that was teased but then not aired on AEW Dark this past Tuesday will actually be on AEW Dark: Elevation this coming Monday instead. Also part of that will be approximately 35 other matches (I only slightly kid), one of those being Rocky Romero v. JD Drake. This usually drops on YouTube at 7pm EDT / 6pm CDT Mondays.

This past Thursday on Impact, a video package showed that Satoshi Kojima would be appearing on next week's episode. This will be Kojima's first time ever wrestling in Impact under any name, as the last time NJPW and TNA were working together, Kojima was still away in All Japan Pro Wrestling. No word as to what he will be doing or whom he will be wrestling.

Also on Impact, Juice Robinson & David Finlay Jr. successfully defended the Impact World Tag Team titles against Ace Austin & Madman Fulton... before getting blindsided by two members of the Violent By Design unit (in this case, ECW veteran Rhino and former AJPW Triple Crown champion + cancer beater Joe Doering) with whatever Impact's version of a Anytime Anywhere Challenge is, and took the belts from FinJuice. They claimed FinJuice were going back to Japan, but, erm, who knows if that's the case or if it was for a time period when Wrestle Grand Slam was still a thing that was happening.

Also also, it seems Don Callis is no longer in any executive capacity at Impact. This is a little significant as it seems it was Callis who opened the negotiations back up for Impact to work with NJPW. Of course, lately he's spent more time as an on-screen heel manager for Kenny Omega, the Good Brothers and now the Young Bucks on both AEW and Impact programming. We'll see how much longer Kenny Omega's belt collector shtick goes on for with Callis no longer part of creative or management.

And that is actually it for now! Yipes!

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theramseyloft · 4 years

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Dammit tumblr. The kids (younger than 6 months old)

Betty is a bit stand-offish, but knows his name and trusts me enough to come for treats.

Here is how he reacts to me reaching for his shiny new baby.

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Relaxed and confident. Doesn’t try to sit tighter or fight me off, just lets me take it and waits for me to put it back.

Rigby will come sit with me regardless of whether or not there are treats currently on offer.

Right now, she’s getting cozy with Jet and has less time for me. XD

Tandy doesn’t really come for treats anymore. I think she came to hate the crowd and got tired of being told she was rude. XD

She sits with me every time I sit down, though, and it pretty happy to get cuddle time and be preened while she preens me.

PJ is really starting to feel his cockishness!

He’ll come check on me and dance in front of me, and knock other birds out of his way for treats.

But he’s not really one to sit with me.

Not sure if you were interested in adding Luxotica, since she didn’t hatch here?

But she’s getting used to the routine enough to be at least slightly less a cryptid.

Escher mostly does her own thing.

She’s curious and clever, and wants to be kinda everywhere at once.

She and PJ are kiiind of a thing? Like the pigeon version of a highschool crush.

He follows her everywhere, and if he’s on or near me, it’s usually because Escher wanted to check for treats or chill with me.

Vynni is very much a young man.

He likes to cuddle and be preened, but he’d rather we do that from his swing than he come to me.

It think it’s less that he likes me less than that he is just hell bent on guarding his swing!

Bop... Has been out for a month, and it’s been three weeks since his last confirmed sighting.

Pippin!

Still Best Boy. ^v^

So full of love me and fite me!

Just an utter delight to work with.

Panther probably doesn’t count either, since he’s not a keeper, but he’s getting very slowly less spook-y...

At least until meds need to happen.

Can’t really blame him for that, though. The worm meds syringe has to be forced down his throat to avoid injecting them into his trachea by accident.

That would feel like torture to me too!

Lilly is quickly becoming a favorite.

Speaks her mind VERY loudly! Allows absolutely NO ONE to bully or push her around.

(Should have named her Lolli, since she’s all of 10 weeks old and constantly hitting on her own dad, who is more into her than any other hen in the loft [because she looks exactly like her mom, whom he dearly misses])

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She is Vynni’s primary rival for the swing.

Ellie is the most stand-offish of our current babies.

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The adults have pretty much taught her that they’ll dog pile her every time she gets near me, so she just... doesn’t.

If it isn’t treat time, and there is a very light crowd, she may get on my knee and sit with me for a bit, but she does NOT want me to come to her!

Gus took EIGHT weeks to stop holding out so hard for me to give him specifically treats (not his regular food, yuck!) for so long and with such determination that he’d be pooping foam at the end of the work day.

This clingy little poot is the ENTIRE reason I can’t do treat time for younger babies in the loft right now!

Now that he’s finally been broken of that and will go feed himself when he’s hungry, he’s a fantastic little cuddle bug.

Spirit is going out either this afternoon or next week, depending on how soon his new family get back to me.

What a joy this little man has been! I’m really going to miss him, but he’ll make his new family SO happy!

He’s a fun, performative little cuddle bug who wants to go explore everything, and then come back to snuggle and recharge for his next exploration session. ^v^

Radish will be going home to @birdgeppetto in two and a half more weeks.

Her parents are still keeping her well pumped, but she associates my lap with treats and cuddles, so if I’m sitting down, she’s usually fighting with Gus over her spot in it (which she believes is against my tummy, with my arm around her.)

She is REALLY excited for treats, but bad at taking them individually. She is decent enough at pecking them from my palm, though.

Fortunately for me, her parents both come call her off my lap for feeding when she gets really insistent and starts slapping hard enough for them to hear her.

Samhain is too little to display much personality yet. XD

Most start expressing their opinions on things when they are a little more mobile.

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Thus far, Sami is very mellow and doesn’t complain or beg when she’s petted or maneuvered.

She JUST started showing a feed me response to her beak tip being touched by my fingertips today.

SS2-2 is a peepy puddle of pudge.

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They’re usually pumped a little more full than Sami, and have a VERY strong food response.

I expect this will make them especially easy to treat prime and train.

BH1-1 is already a hilarious blob, as seen in the video showing his Father’s response to me picking him up.

Nothing seems to phase him at this point.

Hands are soft and nice, and he likes them, even though being brooded is much more warm.

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fan-dumb-trash · 5 years

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For your consideration: Remile Friends-to-Lovers featuring highschool theater shenanigans and self growth

Part Two Sis Part Three Part Four

Remy and Emile are friends, best friends in fact, but fate has a couple tricks up her sleeve to tear them apart, only to bring them back again.

This got longer than expected but theres more to the story after this oh yes indeed so buckle up cause part two is gonna be typed tomorrow when it isnt one in the morning so HERE YA GO @happiness-is-regret

Warnings: Divorce, parents fighting, mild panic attack, self depreciation, if there's more let me know!

So its seventh grade aka awkward central because puberty and acne and awkwardness and it's just awful all around and theres lil Remy who is NOT confident at all by anyone's standards

His parents argue a lot and he learned staying quiet is the best way not to get involved or yelled at in the crossfire so yeah

And then you got Emilie who kinda knows what's goin on but not really. He wears tie dye shirts and aviator glasses sometimes until he had to get actual frames over the summer but it was no big cause he was used to glasses anyways

But Emilie is wiser than the other kids and thinks cliques are stupid and he just loves cartoons and english okay stop teasing him for being a lil bit awkward okay STOp

But yeah he doesn't get friends easy and he tries to squirm in other friend groups but it doesn't feel right. Until Remy. Who is incredibly shy believe it or not! They have no classes together but somehow Remy mustered the courage to compliment Emilies pink hair and BOOM FRIENDSHIP

They eat lunch together. Some days it's in comfortable silence and other times its complaining about teachers or PE miles or this brat kid who vandalized a bathroom stall

And Remy starts warming up and realizing maybe the whole world isn't against him. Just because his home is a literal war zone doesn't mean being friends with Emile is doomed.

At the end of seventh grade the duos lunchtime friendship is going great! Emile is starting to get into cartoons and their convos are “OMG OKAY SO VOLTRON SEASON 2 IS OUT AND IM SCARED REMY I WANT TO CRY FOR MY SPACE CHILDREN ZARKON CAN YEET HIMSELF OFF A CLIFF AND-” “Woah their Em, slow it down sis”

As Remy gets more comfortable there is more teasing and nicknames and laughing but they dont hug and Emile isn't super affectionate but hugs are a thing for friends right???

One day on a weekend it's pretty bad for Remy at home. His parents are yelling and its loud and his breathings picking up and his eyes are shut and he's crying because is it his fault??? Why can't they stop stop stop STOP!

And he has to get out because he cant take it hearing they two people who he loves most fight with each other when they are supposed to love each other and his little brother Janus is sleeping thank god but he needs OUT right fucking now

So he hops out his window and runs. Two houses down and around the corner there's an open field that should probably have a house or a park but low income neighborhoods be like that sometimes ya know?

He runs in the field but then there's trees and a little path but wheres the end and the sun is setting now so he sits and looks at the sky and cries

Emile likes his peace and quiet. Hes and only child but his house gets cluttered with his parents (DOT AND LARRY FITE ME) and their thespian friends on the weekends especially around showtime and tec week so he walks in the field.

So when he comes across Remy he screeches and cusses and they're both apologizing and it's a mess but wait was Remy crying?!?!

So Emile is concerned and sits him back down and they talk. Remy says his parents are probably going to get a divorce and how they've been fighting and all that and Emile starts to understand why he's so sheltered

Remy's crying again so Emile asks “Hey, You can say no but can i hug you?” And Remy nods so they hug and they melt right into itm and they stay there for a while and watch the sunset.

From then on they are attached to the hip. Nothing can separate them. Emile invites Remy over for dinner and out to see his parents shows at the community theater and its fun! Remy kinda gets to be a kid and he has sas now! He sees its okay to be a bit absurd with Larry and how jokes are fine with Dot.

The boys are in the field again after dinner and Emile is talking about Dot and Larry, and Remy cant help but be envious. They're all so happy and perfect and he’ll never get that. He goes home and the glitter fades and he sleeps with music to drown out the shouting but its still there.

Remy says “I wish my parents were like yours. I wish I had that. It's not fucking fair Em”

Emile says “I wish I knew how to help… but I can't. All I can do is offer you a slice of normal and hope you aren't allergic” To which they both laugh. But the insecurity sticks. Remy wonders if he's just going to mess things up later or if him and Emile stop being friends what will happen

And it haunts him. Its summer and his parents get a divorce, but the yelling in person is replaced with battles in court and over text. He has to go to mediation a couple times and Emile is there the next day with icecream and steven universe

Emile starts to notice things. The way Remy's eyes are filled with fire as he banters with Larry or when he rants about things he's passionate about. The way he runs so fast in field like nothing can catch him not even the wind itself. The way his whole face glows when he laughs or how when it's silent with them and the sky, he closes his eyes and hums a song he doesn't know.

And he realizes he's in love and he's so scared because Remy doesn't need romance he needs stability. His world is crumbling and he needs his best friend. And Emilie hides it and surprises himself. Remy doesn't notice the way Emiles hugs last longer or the way he sighs as he walks away. He doesn't notice the stars. His mind is on other things. Remy doesn't have time to feel the same or explore feelings so he doesn't.

Eighth grade things go as normal. Emile is still hopelessly in love. Some nights he cries and some nights he thinks his feelings are finally gone. Some nights Remy sleeps over and they sneak into his moms room and but on stage makeup.

Emile almost kissed him when Remy made him a Jake and Finn card for his birthday. And it was hella cute and cheesy and had “love u babe” on the inside and “happy birthday, bitch” on it and it was classic.

But yeah he totally wasn't disappointed it wasn't Bubbline on the card what???

But then things just… stopped.

Remy stopped going to the field on weekends. He was busy when Emilie wanted to hang out. Em was worried at first that something was wrong at home and that he was lying until he saw Remy around at school with other kids. He was growing his hair out and had a leather jacket and when Emile said hi Remy smiled tight, nodded, and continued to talk to his new friends.

Then he noticed how they were the kids who liked sports or girls or always laughed loud in the cafeteria. He noticed how Remy's sass grew into straight up ego and how his confidence wasn't just with Emile it was with EVERYONE

People waved to him as he walked by. Everyone was “babe” “hun” “sweetie” and “sister” and Emilie felt less special.

And not Eighth Grade was nearly over and Emilie had lost his best friend to the rest of the world. Yes he was happy that Remy was confident and Yes he was happy he made new friends.

But back when Remy needed him, back when they dazzling smile was meant for him, back when the problems were so big you needed two people not just yourself- Emilie could hang on to Remy

But now that Remy didn't need him, he was left for trash. Emilie was heartbroken. He swore to himself he wouldn't let another boy break his heart to the point where cartoons couldn't even cheer him up. He cried when Ruby and Sapphire got married and when Bubbline kicked ass and he prayed for the day when he would have that.

Summer was torture and he never saw Remy in the field. Little did he know Remy was there, just in the trees or wandering at nights when his mom came home yelling and cussing. Emile thought the pain of the divorce was over when Remy was going to court once every 6 months and to family counseling weekly but did it help? No.

Highschool came and Remy climbed to social ladder. He hid the bags under his eyes with sunglasses and kept his pep and sass with starbucks coffee. Combat boots to make him taller.

And Emilie was still alone until Patton came along with Roman. They sat together and then Logan and Virgil joined. Sloane and Corbin who are juniors swung on by. Kai and Elliot would join them the next year and together they became the theatre troupe.

Emilie felt whole with this diverse group of many passions and interests and he couldn't help but smile more. He didn't feel so alone. But part of him still longed for that old friendship he has lost- but there was enough going on to forget it.

Emilie didn't notice Remy staring at him with his fiery eyes when his own friend group were so loud they didn't pay him mind. Remy started to see how the tie die pink haired boy grew up and moved his children with dignity and didn't take their tomfoolery. He saw how he would catch conflicts and mediate them. He saw his goofiness shine through all his actions. And he started to care for this new Emile, but also remember when it was just the two of them. New thoughts lead Remy to think it was him holding Emile back from this all along.

He began to think Emilie was better off without him dragging him down with his million problems. So he too began to embrace to noise and forget.

Next it was Sophomore year when the universe threw them back at each other...

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acekatherineplumber · 6 years

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Questions! Yay questions!

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Out Tonight (RENT), Tightrope (The Greatest Showman), Candy Store (Heathers), Delicate (Taylor Swift), Gorgeous (Taylor Swift), So Much Better (Legally Blonde)

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Taylor Swift. It would be so nice.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. You will have to pay for excess baggage.

4: What do you think about most? How much cleaning I constantly have to do

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? “I once again work until [private information], but I hope you have a great day”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? It depends.

7: What’s your strangest talent? I’m doubled jointed in three places

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)Girls are wonderful. Boys can choke.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? No.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? No idea.

11: Do you have any strange phobias? I’m afraid of stairs

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? When I was like 5. It was a bead.

13: What’s your religion? Atheist

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Taking a walk

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind it

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? I like solo artists more

17: What was the last lie you told? I don’t remember

18: Do you believe in karma? Kind of? I believe that the way you treat people affects how they treat you.

19: What does your URL mean? Katherine Plumber is ace. Fite me.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Perfectionism, passion

21: Who is your celebrity crush? Emma Watson? I just think she’s pretty, but I’m not sure I want to date her because I don’t even know her, and I’m not sure she would like that.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? I have a hot tub, so regularly.

23: How do you vent your anger? I like to vent it through art

24: Do you have a collection of anything? I used to collect state quarters, but nothing current

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Sometimes yes, sometimes no

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate windshield wipers, I love cats meowing

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? Everything is a what if for me

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes to both

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. My earbuds, one of my cats

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? I have a stuffed nose today, so nothing

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Probably my old private school

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? No.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? Finding and pursuing your own happiness

36: Define Art. Anything that makes you think (except Modern Art, because that is fucking elitist and pretentious and terrible)

37: Do you believe in luck? I believe in making your own through hard work, but sometimes shitty things just happen.

38: What’s the weather like right now? Cloudy, slightly rainy

39: What time is it? 10:07 am

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes, and unfortunately yes.

41: What was the last book you read? The Count of Monte Cristo

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? I don’t hate it, but I don’t love it

43: Do you have any nicknames? Yes, but it’s personal

44: What was the last film you saw? The Princess Bride

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? I’ve had a lot of bad sprains. Also a concussion.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Bubble tea. Don’t judge me

48: What’s your sexual orientation? Asexual

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? I used to be bullied really badly, so yes

50: Do you believe in magic? Yes

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Yes.

52: What is your astrological sign? Leo/Virgo

53: Do you save money or spend it? I try to save it

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? A stuffed cat

55: Love or lust? Love

56: In a relationship? Yes

57: How many relationships have you had? Technically 5, but only 2 of them have been really serious

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?No

59: Where were you yesterday? At home for most of the day

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? My cat’s nose

61: Are you wearing socks right now? No

62: What’s your favourite animal? Cat

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Honesty and passion

64: Where is your best friend? At her school. She has a summer class. The other one is at work.

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. @hoogwoorts @schmackarys, @keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks, @berrykikwi, and @purplerainbowsrachel

66: What is your heritage? German, English, Irish. Very white.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Browsing the Internet.

68: What do you think is Satan’s last . It’name? I don’t give out the last names of real people.

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Yes. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, and is actually really healthy. It’s good for anxiety.

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? I hope so.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I call someone else over and head on my way.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I would probably wait until my last two weeks to tell people. I would travel. Yes, I would be afraid.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. I don’t trust people anyway, so love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Love Song by Sara Bareilles

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Not giving that out.

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Honesty, kindness, and common interests.

77: How can I win your heart?You can’t! You can have eggs and you can have bacon, but you can’t have Elphie because they are taken!

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Yes, but it should still be medicated

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Going to London.

80: What size shoes do you wear? 7.5-8

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I don’t know, but I think it should be in French.

82: What is your favourite word? At the moment? Princesa.

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. The color blue.

84: What is a saying you say a lot? It’s amazing what you find when you clean up.

85: What’s the last song you listened to? Delicate

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? Aqua

87: What is your current desktop picture? Liberty Leading the People

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Mike Pence. I hate Trump, but Pence is scary and would be harder to impeach.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Everything that is wrong with my brain.

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Run and lock the door.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Invisibility

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Probably the latter half of the first act of Les Mis in London.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? The thing that caused my PTSD.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? I don’t really want to do that. I don’t know of trust them.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Berlin.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? No

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?Yes

98: Ever been on a plane? Yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Something about education rights for all.

#story of my life

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Young K X Reader

So your a Gryffindor and he’s a Slytherin

In another time it would be unacceptable because of that Slytherin/Gryffindor rivalry like the North/South in America back then and now it’s acceptable

And it didn’t really matter to you if it wasn’t acceptable you still would have tried to like him nonetheless

Guess what you do like him no matter what he does, even if he acts like a brat so you and that other Gryffindor call him Brian when he does so, and you started doing it on purpose acting like it was a slip off. Because honestly he was so hot when he was angry at it. You wouldn’t admit out loud but you can’t deny me thinking that is one of the hottest thing he does

The first night you ever interacted was because you had just joined the group and everyone is into doing dares on the weekend and you were perfectly fine with that, so that night, Friday you were all talking and then someone showed you, your dare.

What kind you ask? A very fun kind... One where you had to kiss Young-hyun, at that time you didn’t even know who he was until you asked your buddy in Gryffindor and she tells you it’s the one who you thought was really hot that first time, and your like, ‘I have to kiss him’ she’s like if you don’t want kiss him we can assign it to someone else, and your like no that’s not it...And she’s like *wiggles eyebrows* Ohhh? and you just glare at her and shove her slightly. You put the slip of paper into your back pocket drop down in front of him and put your hand under his chin and kiss him

No it wasn’t that kind of kiss where you see sparks it more like that awkward kiss that your like, ‘oooh... that’s what a kiss is...’ no you weren’t a first year but a second year and he was a third year so it was just odd that you gotten in so late but you wanted to focus on studying anyways.

You both move from each other a blush evident on our cheeks

And that’s really all that happened for about a month

Neither of you talked about it, seeing as there was nothing really talk about, but your ever growing crush on him that pissed you off to no end that you developed a crush over someone that you kissed once, and it’s no longer only physical attraction but also emotional attraction. Like his personality was so great

That’s when your gryfindor best friend that you had made that day tells you about ‘Brian’ and you’re like who is that? And she’s like, ‘your crush’ ‘pfft like I have a crush’ and they just give you a side glare and that’s how it started again

You started calling him, ‘Brian’ and he started calling you, ‘Dork’ and you weren’t going to deny it but one of these days when you develop confidence your going to be like, ‘but I’m not just any dork’ and he’ll be like, ‘what’ and you’ll be like, ‘I’m your dork’ and everything will fall into place, right?

No not really because it was 3rd year and he’s a 4th year and he said ‘dork’ to you after you called him ‘Brian’ and you said, ‘I’m not just any dork’ and he’s like, ‘yeah, your a big dork’ and wow did you kick yourself over that for about a week

Your poor pillow was abused to no end due to like those dream and also punching it. The dream where you just droll all over that thing and you were like, ‘eww’ you wouldn’t believe how many times that Gryffindor took pictures and sent them to the group, ‘like look at this disgusting dork’ now you didn’t mind it as much when others called you dork because your like I am a dork what am I to hide it, but when Young K does it just pushes your buttons to no ends like why can’t he just like me instead of calling me a dork and acting all buddy buddy with me... I just wanna date him

That really was where you were just like, ‘come on you have to be kidding me’ if you were one of those people who believed that love potions don’t hurt anyone except it hurts both sides of the part because you have to force someone to fall in love with you and then the person never really loves you or that the person is only going under this and it’s really just hurting their system and desensitizing them to love. Love potions are just hazardous and you do your best to avoid them. Even when you go into ‘Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes’ the twins are such a pair (okay I don’t care what you think Fred was one of my favorite characters and J.K can suck it because he’s alive) they act like the brothers you never had and you loved it.

Really every time you enter the shop their just like, ‘how’s my favorite little prankster’ okay you would be lying if you didn’t pull pranks. That was just you, poor Longbottom good thing he’s able to take a joke. And doesn’t deduct your points or grade as long as you clean up the room. Minerva doesn’t mind a joke but will deduct your points for your house even though she’s the head of the house and wants Gryfindor to win. But with you in the house it take twice as much work to keep the points steady... That just means, you having to get the highest grades in the class to make up for it.

Seriously, you are an over achiever even getting extra credit when you don’t need it so, your pranks don’t do your house in. After all, you need to win the house cup

You’ve pulled one or two pranks... okay really understatement... Let’s just say April Fool’s is your favorite holiday besides Halloween. And one year-- your now in 4th year--you didn’t pull any pranks on April Fools in the 3rd year and everyone was on edge when you finally pulled it a week later giving everyone a relief and a heart attack at the same time to be honest.

If you could count how many times you’ve pulled a prank on Young K you would need a calculator because there is not enough fingers or toes for this, it’s just that many...

Maybe it was because you liked him? You would deny that to yourself even though you were sure you liked him.

You’ve been plotting this prank for about a month, getting everyone in on it, meaning the teachers. Needless to say the prank is simple, but it’s not noticeable at first, being as a star student and a prankster, the teachers like you, but Minerva asked since she never seen the prank done, she could get all the teachers in on it, and it will be the greatest, Hogwarts has ever seen. Exception to Fred and George’s leaving to start Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.

We will have changed all the classrooms by tomorrow morning, and people will head to class as usual, except, when they get there they will find something very different...

What once was Transfiguration room is now the defense of dark arts room, what once was the defense of the dark arts room is now the charms room, what once was the charms room is now the arithmetic room, and so and so on.

All the professors will be in their room, of that period

Everyone will think they have it figured out, that they have phones that they text people, but every period it will change, the last period before dinner, the end of the day essentially will be placed in the original classroom.

How will the professor’s pull it off you ask? They have floo powder and an opening and they already have the place where the are going, by word of mouth from mine to Minerva. We even got good ol’ Filch in on it, against his will, he already hates the students its more of, he especially can’t give them directions day.

The thing is the whole group is thinking I’m only doing a little prank, for Merlin’s sake, which just because it’s my 4th doesn’t mean I should make it anymore light should I?

I have a simple classy prank of dying everyone’s hair a sickly color, that doesn’t look good on them, like me will be receiving Neon green, black and pink, which modified into a spell will have neon green, black stripes, and pastel (so they clash) pink polka dots. Everyone will be receiving a different treatment being as I was dared by a Hufflepuff named Dowoon, and I’m going to make his sickly too don’t worry. To get everyone’s hair charmed ugly colors.

To make sure no one will expect it right I know you don’t really get what I mean by saying I will be receiving that, and Brian won’t? Well, it’s because revenge is sickly, and I’m going to make sure everyone in the whole school thinks he’s the culprit, oh and do you think I left the professors out on this one? No, I asked Minerva to make everyone wigs, charmed for tomorrow to be different raunchy colors.

Why am I blaming it on Brian? Let’s just say last year in 3rd year he blamed me for a terrible prank that had people coughing up bugs for 4 days, gross right? I was one of them, the rest of the group wasn’t making me seem suspicious, not this time buddy oh boy.

I’ll take credit for the big prank with teachers, but not this little one. The poor group, my best friend found out that I was doing it and brought some hair dye to school, she doesn’t know about the big prank. But I do.

It ended up being a riot, where people literally gave up and went outside and sat on the lawn, busying themselves, except when they were shooed to get to class by Filch

Whilst I was glared at for, being the cause of his turmoil of the day

I get to dinner and everyone is mumbling about the big prank, when I get up on the Gryfindor table and announce that I was the cause

And that’s when Brian yells, “NO! I WAS!”

We started literally fighting over it

Both of us knowing I was, but no one else exception to Filch and the professors knew. (giggling like the little kids they are)

When Minerva gets up as headmaster and says, “Settle down... Now, can you please talk it out who did it outside, people are trying to have a lovely dinner, children.” I scowl and I mutter something like, “traitors” knowing full-well she heard me.

We get out there and I’m ready to fite, like I know I was the one, who did and I’m about to spew about how all my hard work has just been thrown away because he decides that he is the one that is-

When that’s not what happens at all I feel myself pushed towards the brick wall, his lips smacking against mine, I was in shock, I slowly wrap my arms around his neck, as I kiss him back

That’s when I hear hoots and whistles I pull away and shy into my robe, great these raunchy colors will not help me blend at all, so I decide to pull my hood up and shove my face into his sweatshirt when I hear an incantion being muttered under his breath and I look up to see my hair back to normal and his the color I dyed mine, I laugh

“So who did the big prank”

Brian answers, “She did both-”

“I’ll let you take some credit, for making this bigger than it was-”

“And I take some credit” he laughs and kisses my forehead

“You two a thing?” I hear Minerva ask from the back

I nod up at Brian, “I guess we are-”

“Officially? Thank Merlin, I couldn’t live without kissing you for another day” With that he places a swift kiss on my lips, grinning from ear to ear.

#x reader #day 6 #young k #brian #reader #kpop x reader #hogwarts au #wow this was in my drafts for forever #young k x reader

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