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#I HATE YOU ALL
teamlynda · 1 year
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Lynda: "what is homestuck?"
me:
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aengelren · 1 month
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the way he’s desperately grabbing onto Armin knowing it’s their final time
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pissylittlebirdboy · 2 months
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list of ENEMIES (in order of most wanted dead)
set my damn colleague on fire. fucker. (the--real--god)
floating fucking head who capitalizes off of religious trauma and puts glorious lovely angels in bad places because he’s a twat (@the-metatron)
God (@the-almighty-god)
OH MY GODS THERES ANOTHER ONE HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO KILL (@the-unmighty-god)
tried to fuck with my kids and broke my knee (@the-real-michael-demiurgos)
Marquis Leraje
the Marquis’ dumb hot assassin
snake fucker with the stupid glasses (@thedemon-crowley)
no no no please lord save me
angel fucker who talked back to me (@janeway-lover)
stupid old car that only plays one artist (@imthebentley)
fucking pauper who keeps stealing my stuff to make me mad (@youroneandonlysnakelady)
ray of sunshine with hair-bunny ears (why is that a trend in hell?) (@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon)
ugly as fuck crusty-white-dog hair so bad that the holy water should’ve defied the laws of physics to obliterate it from existence (@duke-hastur)
broader enemies
flies and anything in the family muscidae
homophobes
donald trump
croc-wearers
pinapple pizza enjoyers
people who cause inflation
child abusers
annoying motherfuckers
demon owl princes who cheat on their lovely wives with ugly fire toads
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leportraitducadavre · 1 month
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Me, literally in the actual post: In a way, and this is not to diminish some of the writing problems the author has, Ino is a nice representation of how Kishimoto is actually capable of writing a girl with a simple crush on a boy, who still prioritizes friends and comrades above the man she likes. Sakura's behavior, therefore, can't be attributed to Kishimoto not "knowing how to write women", but to him giving Sakura specific characteristics that just happen to be disliked by the fandom. In retaliation, her stans decide to blame such personality traits on his "incapability" to write female characters before giving them the actual relevance they have over Sakura's character.
Them:
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stopdyingnow · 1 year
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Random Aki Relationship Headcanons
You Aki fans and blogs infected me- 🤧 I’m getting so much brain rot. I hate y’all Aki blogs for infecting me. Curse you all and including you Fujimoto, for making Aki so loveable. 🥲
Sigh.
I rushed through this so it ain’t that good- 🤧
Warnings: None. Pure fluff, sfw. No manga spoilers here. Anime onlys are safe.
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Randomly pinches your cheeks if you act cute, he tries to resist hugging you then and there if there are people around. So he’ll pinch your cheeks or squish them.
Pats your head if you’re shorter than him.
Loves spoiling you. That’s a fact, not a headcanon.
As you’re in a relationship with him longer, there are times where he just randomly tells you to come over. You wonder what he wants- but then he sits you on his lap just to hug you from behind.
Would let you lay on him as he wraps his arms around you, he really enjoys seeing you peaceful and overtaken by pure bliss. Doesn’t mind you sleeping on him.
If you randomly flop down on the couch or something he’ll sit on top of you.
Man’s is ALWAYS making sure you’re healthy, he wouldn’t want anything to happen to his cute s/o. If he senses you’re being a bit unhealthy whether it is not eating, forgetting to drink, or ANYTHING he’s telling you.
”You haven’t ate anything. You should really eat something now.” “Drink water, it’s good to stay hydrated.” “I just want to make sure your health is good, take care of yourself.”
If you have a wound or scratch on your arm or anywhere he’s also on it. He asks what happened, and treats it right away. He would never want you to ruin your pretty skin.
Random scenario:
You were about to go back to your place in a few minutes, and you were sitting in Aki’s lap. He was holding you after calling you over. “I’m going to get ready now Aki-“ as you said that, you tried to get up. Only for the arms around you to tighten as you were then stuck there. He didn’t say anything, as he just tightened his arms around you. You were now unable to move and we’re stuck there. But it was fine, you’d just get ready to go later.
You ended up just sleeping overnight on his lap.
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red-rage-machine · 13 days
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@dotbot2012 @talesofthetmntreal @thechillestcat @magicmike5000
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punkymaysnark · 1 month
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Me? Oh, I'm feeling fine.
An anaconda was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead by a trophy hunter just for the bragging rights but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead by a trophy hunter just for the bragging rights within a month of being advertised to the world by scientists after a decade of living peacefully but I'm fine. You hear me? I'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfine
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thottybrucewayne · 6 months
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"Lesbianism isn't really about sex it about pining, and passionate glances" Lesbianism is about a stud spitting in your mouth and calling you a good boy, actually.
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 9 months
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Nimona fandom is disgusting. WHY THE F.UCK ARE ALL THESE SCENES SO SEXUALIZED? MUSCLE MEMORY? MORE LIKE SHUT THE FU.CK UP
"ambrosius is top 😍😍😍" NO, IT'S AN OVERGROWN GOLDEN RETRIVER.you guys are all fuck.ing sick.it's a damn animation for kids. EVEN IF IT WASN'T WHERE THE FUC.K DID YOU GET THIS.do you have to sexualize everything that moves? You can't have one gay relationship that you don't boil down to fu.ckiñğ.
entering the fandom, I decided that hey family friendly, it's nice to finally have something safe
but not, because you are perverted and you reduce absolutely everything to one thing.I will not mention arts because... I just want to forget about their existence. I hope your pillow will always be warm on both sides 😍😍😍
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alexi-01 · 11 months
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lando norris the only driver to get hated on for donating to charity 💀
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averagedialtowner · 26 days
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We have fun here.
Peter version
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karamazovian-mess · 6 days
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how it feels being the only person on dostoevsky tumblr who doesn't watch bungou stray dogs
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abnorok · 2 months
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You guys really fucking hate trans women I literally don't know what else to say to you people.
I tried going to the blog linked to find any proof of this and I found none but I did find some pro zionism material so that was lovely
Anon ask randomly shittalking Rita with a snarky know it all tone? Buddy that's a fucking terf
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dokani · 9 months
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chase is such a girl failure
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milfmoiraine · 1 year
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May the 4th beesa with yousa
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More proof that all the lesbophobes on here trying to insist that "bi lesbians" are a thing and that lesbians can sleep with men and if we don't then we're terfs are no better than conversion therapists.
There is no difference between them, you are both the same.
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