#I HATE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR

[obitohno]

this is even funnier without context

#♡ obitohno is thinking ♡ #saw this n couldn’t stop laughing for ten mins #i hate my sense of humour #csm #chainsaw man

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost is hard edges and sharp knives but simon is babygirl #i tried my best to make soap's sister look as much like soap as possible #as someone whose siblings look nothing like them i find it hilarious i have no idea why i swear i have the weirdest sense of humour #hc that simon's very first wait no second actually bc i feel like the first special interest for every child with autism is dinosaurs #but wait plot twist birds are dinosaurs so still hc that simon's first (or second if you want) special interest was birds #and he still loves them very much and both soap and his sister have adhd and his sister has a reoccurring hyperfixation on birds #and soap thinks ghost and his sister could get along very easily and is waiting very impatiently for the day ghost is ready and he can #introduce him to his family #but also ghost is very wary of families and especially since there's a young child because he's scared that he'll bring them death like he #feels he did to his own family #i initially wanted to colour it but then i wondered why my brain was working against me and very quickly decided that colouring all that #would be a nightmare and that i already hate colouring so why would i want to torture myself #anyway pls be nice with me i've given all i had to make this lmao

[spacejellywrites]

headcanon that for vulcans, over and understatements are the height of comedy. for a species that is normally so precise, blatantly taking something out of proportion is fucking hilarious, and may earn you a mouth twitch

#i am so gonna use this in my fics btw #i hate the fact that vulcans are treated as not having a sense of humour #they fucking do and they are regularly the funniest bitches in a room #humans just dont get their jokes #headcanon #star trek #star trek headcanon #vulcan #robins thoughts

[y-rhywbeth2]

I think the Emperor and Bhaal would get along (well no, maybe not, but they're quite alike).

The Emperor harassing you to "embrace your potential" is pretty much a call-back to Bhaal in the original games. That's what Bhaalspawn nightmares basically are, Bhaal prodding at your weak spots and goals to push you into doing what he wants and becoming what he wants you to become.

"Let go of your silly humanoid/mortal attachments and embrace your potential; become a mind flayer/my avatar!"

Plus the thing where the Emperor spends the whole game nagging you to chug tadpoles, and then, if you become Bhaal's Chosen, Sceleritas reminds you that Bhaal would like you to chug those tadpoles!

(I hate you both.)

#not you sceleritas #I *should* hate him because he's a slimy manipulative little rat but he's just... idk he appeals to my fucked up sense of humour #babbling #/durge #playthrough shenanigans

[evermoredeluxe]

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#is it just me or does everyone feel like people hate them? #not just people like im 100% convinced my parents and sister and best friend and close friends #and i joke about it and they’re like ‘what ? ofc not’ but it feels like they’re kind enough to lie about hating me #like idk i feel like i make a lot of mistakes and im kinda annoying and i definitely have a habit of interrupting #and sometimes i just say dumb stuff and i don’t have a good sense of humour to make up for it #also i can be a bitch sometimes and trust me i cause issues and stress in people’s lives #so yeah like i try to be sweet and kind but those redeeming qualities fall short #like more cons than pros if that makes sense #arshia talks

[greenmenace]

Whoa, a caramelldansen video? IN 2022?!

NO WAY!

#;;videos #;;memes #willem dafoe #norman osborn #green goblin #harry osborn #spider man #spider man 2002 #marvel #meme #caramelldansen #my sense of humour is absolutely terrible #norman and gobby really had a wild night at the penthouse XD #i hate that it took me ten minutes to make this damn video

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

*walking with a friend and a guy my friends befriended (he seems okay? weird humour but cool ig) talking abt falling out of windows*

me: there's actually a word for throwing someone out of a window in english. defenestration

guy, quite weirded out (i think from his voice, his face is like. he's literally twice as tall as me i ain't looking that far up): why? do you just know that??

me: .... Reasons. (chronically on tumblr and weirdly informed abt strange topics)

#a biscuit's rambles #hes not yet desentisised to me saying random weird ass shit ranging from mildly concerning to 'what kind of illegal sites are you on' #and its soooooo funny #i randomly offered them sugar and he looked So wonderfully confused (i am known for randomly handing out sugar packets among my friends) #thus started a contest (well its been 2 days so far) of carries the most random shit in their pockets #so far im winning with my embroidery thread and tealight (which i did not pocket specifically to have something weird in my pocket) #its very funny. its absolutely hilarious. he has no idea what im like and is so utterly unprepared #maybe i do like him (was unsure up until uhhh yesterday when we first properly talked) #(idk he has a sense of humour i kinda. Do Not Like and ive no idea where he came from so i was like. i dont personally need to get to know #him. like good for my friends buuuut. also hes like 2m tall that is freaky as fuck. BUt he seems a chill dude so maybeeeee) #(first impressions and all of that jazz. u dont gotta like everyone. but u might. lmao) #no but for real if im standing anywhere close to him i literally have to tilt my head back as far as can go to look at his face. its weird #no hate to him or tall people i just come from a long line of small people and moderately sized friends this seems Wrong lmao

[musicalsiphonophore]

why does the world seem to be getting more sexist man. WHY. girl math and the roman empire and girls getting told that if they don't change their name for marriage they won't be a good wife, (real conversation I overheard the other day between two teenage girls, "Well if I was a man that'd be a dealbreaker. I wouldn't marry you if you wouldn't change your name" WHAT THE FUCK MA'AM), and what's worse, all of this stuff seems to have been caused by women and girls

jesus christ, can anybody actually fit socially expected femaleness at this point?

I wanna opt out of the gender binary please

#let me enjoy maths / physics and be serious and hate shopping and hate makeup and lack emotional skills and be a nerd and not shave and #and keep my last name and be academically clever and socially stupid and fuck as much or as little as I want and dress how I want and #and not understand jokes and ugly cry and ugly laugh and have a stupid sense of humour and and and and and everything about me!! #all these things that I could do if I was a boy / man and it'd be more socially accepted #i see it with the “popular” kids at my school. The “popular” girls are all serious and put together and good at talking and the “popular” #boys have a much wider range of stuff they can be. They can mess about #and dress weirdly and say stupid things and they will still be popular. But girls can't. #FUCKIN SEXIST!!!!

[fatal-rewrites-warriors]

If your graystripe could

would he have have a Viking beard like a long beard with beads and braided

are you joking yes of course

#i hate to say this but rewrite!Greystripe is exactly my type #and my type is big fat man with a big fat beard and a great sense of humour

[iwasbored777]

When your father forces you to marry your ex who's doing your cousin and few months later she gives birth to a purple evil baby that hates you:

#I hate me too #No I don't #My sense of humour is the best part about me #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #félix graham de vanily #kagami tsuguri #Feligami #Ml meme #ml season 5 spoilers

[loveydive]

ik frier.en is considered THE anime of the season and others consider it peak bc its a nice break from constant braindead shounen action but i just cannot get into it

#cin.txt #i mean its cute ig #i like the idea of learning to value your time with people that u love #the frequent callbacks to frierens first party is nice and sentimental in a way that i rlly enjoy #but i just dont find the charactees themselves that compelling or interesting to me #and i feel like the story has nothing to offer to me besides a message that i already know and practice irl #i watched 14 eps of it i think i gave it a fair chance #and iw as watching it alongside dunmeshi as well #which i like FARRR MORE TBH #the sense of humour in frieren is just not my kind of sense of humour #fern constantly calling stark a perv gets old rlly quick #its just repetitive and its the kinda anime humour that i never rlly liked (saying things in a funny tone #colourful bg. chibi forms. etc etc) #its just. an alright anime to me #i dont hate it but its just not memorable or significant in any way

[starpros-sunshine]

I used to be funny you know? I used to have good humour and now every time I try to crack a joke I just feel awkward like I could've gotten that one delivered so much better. Smitten with the curse of not being able to be serious while also being horrible at being silly. If you ask me I'd rather be smitten with other curses but such is life I suppose.

#people say I'm funny but when have I ever made anyone genuinely laugh is the question you know? #it's horrible when most of your idols are comedians or well rather actors that got famour through comedy and fictional characters who are #just funny in their own way and it's one of the most desirable qualities in a person don't you know #a good sense of humour is very important it's just a shame I don't really have it #I wish I knew how to make people laugh I really do #I'd hate to be boring on top of all my pthwr personality deficits #the awkwardness I can live with the theatrics I can accept and the lame humour i don't like but what other choice remains #but boring no I don't want to be boring #nobody ever talks about me though and I don't like that #not even negatively #i hate that i really do #everyone just thinks I'm nice I'm just nice and nothing else I'm a footnote in a world full of interesting people I'm the nice one #that you don't have an opinion on except “nice'' #thats why I'd be happy about anon hate to an extent because that means someone thought about me #i always think about how once I'm dead I'll just vanish and I don't want that #i want to leave /something/ in this world I don't want to live my life being an afterthought and then be forgotten in death #i don't even mind being lame but I just don't want to be nothing #my head hurts again I should stop thinking ugh this is what happens when you sit in silence for too long #oh i don't know I guess it really is just the fact that when you constantly look at the stars and want to reach their light it's hard #to deal with the way that you're stuck on the ground and will never even get close no matter how hard you try #but such is life I suppose there's no use in lamenting the spilled milk #delete later

[breitzbachbea]

Reading fanfic and last week we had #NotMyLudwig and I am now at the point I'm also saying #NotMyFrancis.

#beablabbers #riva #jani #disowning this french pervert. what happened to my french LOVER. #also neither fran nor arthur in this fic would survive their right hands from LFLS for a day #Arielle and Dési would rip this Francis verbally to shreds . Dési already made it her life mission to annoy her friends to the point #a serious intervention was needed to make her realize the bit actually hurt her friends. This Francis would have his life RUINED by her. #She's like wow he's up his own ass and also supremely boring. Oh I am going to annoy him so hard. I am going to put him in Situations. #He has no sense of humour so it's gonna be so funny when he loses his shit. #Arielle would hate this Francis for his supreme lack of Romance and being a lover and appreciator. Low standards are one thing. #Having none is entirely different. Oh the DISDAIN she would have for him... #Meanwhile Robert would have eaten this spineless Arthur for breakfast and used him as a toothpick instead of even considering #taking him and his claims serious let alone work for him. And even Tahir at his absolute fucking lowest would have been like. I have #standards. I am not becoming a criminal working for THIS wet rag. There is no way this could turn into a success.

[resident-gay-bitch]

Let’s be honest here, if James and Sirius were girls (into eachother or not) they would be known as the “lesbians” around school.

As someone who went through highschool as a girl having a very close friendship with a girl (and let’s face it, yes I was desperately in love with her and no it didn’t end well, but that’s bedside the point because these rumours went around before I fell for her) we were Always asked if we were dating and when we denied it people didn’t believe us. And if people didn’t think we were dating they thought we wanted to date, and yeah it was primarily guys thinking that which I’m not even gonna get into because that’s a whole sexist fucking gross thing there, but still!

You can’t tell me, if you’re like gen z or in a generation where queerness is known through your highschool and like not the worse thing in the world, that you didn’t have a set of girl best friends that everyone thought were in a queer relationship.

I happened to be in like, almost all the “lesbian” rumoured relationships at my school because, after the first one, I shaved my head and became the school dyke and then any close female friend I had meant I had to be in love with them and if they seemed smiley around me back it was assumed we were dating.

But like, James and Sirius were That Close, and if they were girls, they Would be The Lesbians. If they were just best friends, everyone would assume they were lesbians. If they were secretly in love with eachother and never said anything until it was too late, everyone would assume they were lesbians. If they were dating and just didn’t tell anyone, everyone would assume they were lesbians. If they were dating and did come out and tell people, no one would be surprised.

I think there’s something special about that. And I know from personal experience being known as the lesbian couple of the school even when you’re not isn’t the greatest, but like as someone who’s experienced that and also experienced it in a more positive way (where people were just supportive and wanted us to date because they genuinely thought we’d be good together and we liked eachother) it’s just something that’s bound to happen.

Apparently you can’t have two girls that close to eachother that aren’t your typical “straight laced “normal” girls” and have them not be cast as the school lesbians.

James was a quidditch captain nerdy smartarse, and Sirius is an alternative black sheep with severe mummy issues. They’re gonna be the lesbians.

And I adore that.

#someone write me a fic about it #and make them kiss and be in love #ALSO no hate to ‘normal’ girls obviously. it’s just there were a lot of girls in my highschool with close female relationships similar to my #own and they were never cast as lesbians because they fit into the typical norm of girl that guys liked. you know they were very feminine #and would hem their dresses to be shorter and shave their legs and what not. I’m talking in the earlier years of highschool too. and they’d #just be very typically feminine and often be involved in boy drama and blah blah blah. where as me and my friends cast in this category were #often seen as weird. or at least I was. we weren’t seen as pretty in the way they were and often had hairy legs still or came to school #without makeup. we were kinda nerdy or had strange humour and less of a fashion sense. #mostly we were just a little bit different. especially me. and so yeah we got casted as the lesbians. especially me because I was typically #undesirable to those mysoginistic sexist teenage boys 👍👍👍 #wow I did not mean for this to turn into a little rant #it was just a midnight thought that kinda made me laugh that I could relate too. wow. go to sleep jay #jay talks #prongsfoot #James potter #sirius black #James x sirius #marauders #sapphic prongsfoot #lesbian prongsfoot #lesbian James #lesbian sirius

[prisonpodcast]

One of my favourite things about c!Techno is how he’s literally immune to any kind of intimidation tactic. Anyone who dares try and intimidate him will be met with the most brutal humbling of their entire lifetime. They’ll be left speechless by how unserious c!Techno can make anything seem.

Just look at how he talks to c!Quackity in “Nothing Goes Wrong” and “The Visitor”, c!BBH during the egg steam and c!Dream when he threatens to burn their potatoes during the prison podcast or when he refers to their arriving early to Doomsday plan as an “evil villain thing”. He cracks jokes and pokes fun at everything they’re saying, making the whole situation feel less threatening and serious. Yes, he does this as a coping mechanism, but it’s also just really funny and makes the tone of his streams much more lighthearted and fun, which is something I really enjoy. He’s too silly for any of them, and I love him for it <3

#dsmp #c!techno #my baby I love him sm #‘I hate how techno never takes lore seriously >:(’ well have you tried getting a sense of humour? #he’s a silly guy learn to love him #<- joke I get his lore style isn’t for everyone (you’re opinion is shit but whatever) but this is something I’ve always loved about him

[glorianas]

oh wait hold on, alys and aemond’s son is actually time travelling rhaegar targaryen, that’s where rhaegar inherited his anime vibes from

#outlandish asoiaf theories are now the only thing to truly make me laugh my sense of humour is destroyed #i hate rhaegar so i can not actually sign off on this theory alys would never produce a rhaegar