#I AM NO COWARD

[m1chael-langd0n]

19 Near

Do it you coward

19. Joke headcanon - Near

I headcanon any joke Near makes is either really dark or just falls flat. He's like the one person you don't expect to have a dark sense of humour but then you learn he a little messed up.

#I AM NO COWARD

[starsstuddedsky]

i have so much time to write but unfortunately i just watched a ballad of songbirds and snakes so i will now be devoting the remaining hours of my break to seeing the limits of how much i can read in one weekend

#star talks 💫 #the cowards way out is to just watch the movies but #i am no coward #i really wish i could have read the book before seeing the new movie #it was good though!

[polaris-storm]

Hey I know I literally just made (or edited technically) this account and havent even told my readers about its existence yet but should i start randomly posting the worst most out of context lines from my stories. Is this a good advertisement strat. Yes or no

#writing #I will absolutely do it #I am no coward

[shubbler]

#polls #poll #sideblog #on the one hand anybody who follows me currently gets assaulted by fandom content #on the other hand #i am no coward #if my 4 mutuals didlike the fandom stuff it’s on them for following me

[radioactivemelody]

i know this is just me being a silly goofy aah mf but i found it to be way too funny to pass it up

why is he reaching his hands to me?? you want me to hold your hand??? 🤨🤨🤨

#only lelouch is able to do the World's Most Dramatic Hand Reach #and honestly. i would grab it with no hesitation #i am no coward #theres a reason why i have two hands. shall use them #code geass #lelouch vi britannia

[checkinder]

You heard it here first AoS is canon to Anachronism smile @talkingpointss

#anachronism #I am no coward #UNLIKE SOMEONE

[yautjalover]

you're just a coward/j

I am no coward. I’d let a Yautja snu snu me to death but I still won’t touch Assassin with a ten foot pole. He’s not even attractive to me. 🙅🏼‍♀️

#bold anon #anon asks #yautjalover #I am no coward

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[leavemebetosleep]

Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:

Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.

#fluttershy #discord #fluttercord #mlp #my little pony #friendship is magic #strangeart #I see so many people “say” they like t4t fluttercord but they never follow it to it's logical conclusion with fankids #but I for one am not a coward #minx

[roz-ani]

You guys are really lucky it's so easy to believe that

#yes I am being salty #THIS SHOW DESERVED MORE DAMN IT #GIVE THEM MORE EPISODES NEXT SEASON YOU COWARDS #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #mine

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears. #do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!” #and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

[pumpkajelly]

I know low - extreme ride intensity is all pretty subjective so just answer however related to however you feel about it! 🎢

(And feel free to put your number and additional thoughts in the tags if you're curious about your mutuals' amusement park thoughts 👀)

#amusement park #roller coasters #thrill rides #I was thinking about this with fam and curious what people's preferences tend to lean toward! #I have been working at Canada's Wonderland for the halloween haunt this year and staring at coasters a lot #I know this isn't a perfectly comprehensive scale but! #feel free to clarify in the tags too if u wanna #I am at a 3 #But I would generally consider myself an amusement park coward #The drop zone is so scary #but i like being spun around in a centrifuge #🎢

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it. #if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(volume warning)

this was surprisingly fun to make so i'll probably do another

#especially now this one is slightly outdated in terms of my personal style lmao #but its fun!! #i have a list of more vines to do!! #will probably go about making it in a different way tho!!! #gotta fuck around with brush settings and stuff #i fucked up a couple times w this one and its Evident once you Notice #but i learned a few things. i am... Improving. very slowly. #i think the thumbnails had more Personality to them. theyre funnier lmao #maybe one day ill even do animatics bc hoo Boy do i have ideas for those #but in order to do that i'll actually have to learn backgrounds and environments #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #also im posting this early bc im a coward <3

[hauntedpearl]

when ty olsson has to come out as straight or at the very least as not dj qualls' partner......people on spnblr are going to start killing each other again.

edit: WHY IS THIS MY TOP POST I SAID I WAS STUPID 😔😐

#putting this in the tags because I AM A COWARD #but #guys he said. in the podcast he said. he went to the convention after his s7 episode aired. #ty olsson was nowhere near that convention 😭😭😭 #you guys. You guys. JUST. LISTEN TO AT THE 9 MIN MARK 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #anyway do NOT @ me #CRYING dj qualls will also have to say sth lmao #media persosn being called into action over tumblr's misunderstanding of statements #what a time we live in what an age

[heartorbit]

WHEEEEEE

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #i drew this insteabd of payong attention to class. Sorry. #And am posting it while i wait for the bus. I ha e sleey disease #SLEEPY. #emu otori from um . fortntie #Rhebusihesjehr THE BUS IS HERE BYYE #edit ok im back waiting for my transfer BROTHER. THE ANNIVIERYUAEYH it got me so fucked up prsk you crazy son of a gun #I THINK THE NEW OUTFITS ARE RLLY CUTE MIKU SOOOO KITTY #im almost done with all of my commsni dont think i will open them again this semester. or next. summer. Im sho tired #my assignments r fun but theyre like big. Theyrbe large #my prof said he was gonna make us make fur/sonas for an assignment hut didnt want to get fired. dont be a coward #proseka autism is killinng me i cant lie WHY IS DARKNESS FESTA TIERING SO FUCKING CRAZY #IVE NEVER EVER SEEN THE 10K CUTOFF REACH A MILLION POINTS ON EN. USUALLY WE SLACK SO HARD. COME ON #im so sleepy and have things to do please sotp it AND CURTAINCALL IM GONNA BE SICK I CANT TRHJNK ABOUT IT