#I AM LITERALLY A ROOM AWAY

[spaceshipkat]

newlyweds in their early twenties in particular really need to exist in a cone of silence bc their flirting is just. no thanks???

#I AM LITERALLY A ROOM AWAY #I CAN HEAR YOU EVEN WITH THE DOOR SHUT #THE GIGGLE TICKLE FLIRTING IS TOO MUCH #I AM BECOME VOMIT

[footballshowrot]

come closer i am just a regular scene😄 UH OH! changes your brain chemistry

#how many times will i upload the ugly boy say it scene...who knows🤷‍♂️ they make me SICK #this was to highlight the amount of times jamie looks away and down and ONLY says bad hair after making eye contact AAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH #and it just spiraled from there. [slaps 26 second clip] you can fit so many thoughts and feelings in this badboy #id say i wish i could capture what i felt the first time i saw this scene and bottle it but honestly... it literally doesn't get old #i was just like 😐...😳 what am i watching....... get a fucking room #pass the fuckin uhhhhhh pass the workplace humiliation kink whatever whatever #royjamie #my edit #rot riffing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

here's some tidbits from the Laughingstock Misunderstanding fic outline, just 'cause i got mild amusement outta them and thought y'all might too <3

#THESE AREN'T BLURRY I SWEAR TUMBLR JUST KILLS THE QUALITY TILL YA CLICK ON EM #hopefully it provides some Entertainment during this dry spell. this Drought #im slowly chipping away at the outline whenever the Feels hit me #it... amuses me #i am both the king and the jester in my court #but no fr the funniest part of this lil plot To Me #is how frank/julie/poppy have no clue about the drama thats been going on in their tiny neighborhood #like... literally everyone else is so Involved #poppy: oh howdy seemed so mellow this morning i wonder whats wrong #frank: yes... come to think of it i havent been bothered by barnaby in a while #julie: well that just doesnt sound like either of them! #and then they all hum and sip tea and change the conversation topic #absolutely unprompted #outlining my beloved.... #its writing without having to write. diet writing #and room to throw in memes to my hearts content #so that i can have a Chuckle while i go through the arduous torture of actually writing <3 #mannnnnn i wanna write this fic so bad #i will get there i will get there Eventually #for now it will live in my brain in my tags in my outline

[lloydfrontera]

male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.

the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #ch 368 #LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SIR #i remember the romance being sudden but this is fucking ridiculous lmaooooo #it came out of fucking nowhere!!! it's so shoehorned in there they almost cut off the heel to make it fit!!! #i don't think they've spent more than like.... 12 hours in the same room in all the years they've known each other.... what the fuck.... #and in fucking ch 368!! literally 40 ch away from the ending!! #less than 10% of the way to the end!!! i thought i was exaggerating when i said 90% of the novel had no romance but no!!! #i was fucking right!!!! #this is........ infuriating skjashdkdsf #to be clear i am not saying friendships cannot do everything i just listed here #of course they can!! more friendships in fiction should be like that!! but!!! you cannot write a friendship between two characters like tha #and then put one of those two characters in a romantic relationship with a completely different character #and not give it even a tenth of the attention you gave to the friendship and expect me to find it realistic!!! or compelling!!! #either give it the same level of attention or just!! don't include it!! #that's also an option!! just leave the incredibly compelling friendship you wrote be the highlight of the novel!! #let it be the most important relationship of the plot!! let it be the happy ending for those characters!! that's perfectly okay!!! #FUCK!!!! #i'm fine i'm normal i'm okay

[somecunttookmyurl]

all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults

you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something

#yeah i have netflix on all day #i am quite literally signed off of work for the -rest of my life- #what the fuck else would you like me to do with my time when most people are in fact at work #or did you think i can't have the tv on and put laundry away at the same time or something #must i work on commissions on silence in a dour room to be perceived as an adult #anyway 'looking after yourself/your home/your pet' is not observable #to anybody who doesn't like ACTUALLY live in your house #unless you are extremely obviously NOT doing it #if a tree falls in a forest etc #owning a house? job. like not even 'in this economy? lol' #disabled people LITERALLY can't because we aren't allowed to have enough savings for a deposit #car? would you honestly trust me with a vehicle lol but also: job #you mostly cannot buy a car without one it's a requirement for the lease #otherwise you aren't 'trusted' to pay it on time #incidentally most landlords will also - perfectly legally - refuse to rent to you because you are going to be unreliable with the rent #which is being paid directly by the gov anyway like take your trust issues up with them bro #a family? if i get married or cohabit with a partner my income gets sliced in half #so to support even myself let alone a child would require. drumroll please. employment #savings? adults have savings right? yeah but unlike you i have a gov enforced cap on mine #'good furniture not shit from ikea' (someone has remarked that ikea furniture is 'college dorm-y' it's going here) #i mean do i have to say it

[mrkis]

so you're telling me..............

#[m.talks] #nah because if this mf went NAKED under these clothes i think i wouldve passed away #like violently passed away #i wouldve screamed and throwed myself around the room like a possessed lil bitch then thrown myself into a blender #i literally munched on walls when mark accidentally revealed his abs one time imagine if he did it on purpose #FUCK HIM (i am)

[theloveinc]

always finkin about bein’ dilf!bakugo’s secretary hehe <3

i thought of him every day at the desk job i had, too🙏🏻

i feel like ... he sees you before he meets you. and it's not any kind of personal thing until it is. all non-hero hires are approved by him, yes, but he doesn't go through the actual hiring process with anyone cuz he assumes he's never gonna meet them aside from dropped off papers and few phone calls here and there when required.

but then you appear on his floor, right there next to the nurse station and the break room with the nicest coffee machine, and for some reason it's not like any of the other times new secretaries have been hired and sat outside his office.

and he always sees you, stares at you when he thinks you aren't looking, pondering just why and how he thinks you're so pretty, though you can always seem to tell and turn to talk to him like you pity him just a little bit. but his rusty heart flutters nonetheless (much to his chagrin) because he thinks you're the sweetest thing since kiri's daughter (which he'd never admit, not with how many diapers he's been made to change) to include him in your conversations with other team members.

and because he's older now, often remembers that even denki got married a couple years ago, he needs someone to daydream about at least to make the time pass since he's started thinking about all kinds of old man shit (see: his lonely ass bachelor pad). but he doesn't want that void filled with the pregnant florist from around the corner, nor the ditzy, young barista boy who once spilled chocolate syrup on his boots (he doesn't even like chocolate syrup).

but who does that leave except you? for him to think about when he passes by nice restaurants suited for romantic dates, or beautiful bouquets and liquors when he's sending flowers to his parents, OR even kids who get in his way when he's patrolling in family neighborhoods.

your job is already soooo domestic, and you always put little smiley faces and doodles on the post-its filled with reminders you leave for him, wave at him so sweetly from across the hall even though he's heaving and scowling; that has to mean something, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?????

especially when he's at home and his dick is hard and god damnit, you wore those pants the other day, with the shirt that shows a lil bit of your cleavage and he needs a wank so bad and there is no one else he wants to envision :((((

so if he thinks about the (green? orange?) sliver of thong he saw the other day or maybeeee wedding and pregnancy sex and then comes in the next day with donuts pestering you more than usual about this and that, that's none of anyone's business.

(until, that is, you have your own little squirt running around the agency).

#bakugo #my roommate interrupted me writing this i am so annoyed #and it took literally an hour to drag myself away #can she please just let me sit in my room without bothering me #PLEASE #anyway tbh idk what secretaries do bc tbh i just did nothing expect play on the computer and clean my office space basically #and wrap up packages but ... that was so easy. everything else was just smile and wave boys #SMILE AND WAVE #so i hope this was alright! #i focused more on bakugo's POV than i intended to so if ur not satisfied i can always try again #i just wanted to do something a lil different #:) #caitie things #gen #pregnancy tw #anon #queue

[luck-of-the-drawings]

when i was in highschool one o my biggest coping mechanisms was drawing all the kids i hated getting killed and eaten and killed. and well. time is a slowly ascending spiral. you will find patterns.(i work as a blackjack dealer. gamblers are FASCINATING

#cw blood #luckys original content #ITS SMALL BUT ITS ART SO IT GOES ON THE ART BLOG #also wwaooooww its meee its my lil persona!!! i dont draw myself enough.... #anyway i have bigger things in the works. im slowly but surely chipping away at a pd thumbnail for that pd thumbnail project #FINALLY COLORING. BUT COLORING IS SO HARD AND I HAVNT BEEN IN THE COLORING MOOD #SO IVE JUST BEEN MAKING RLY DUMB COMICS INSTEAD... OOPS.. #idk if anything finished n polished will be posted here anytime soon. BUT i post wips of everything on my twitter #and i post jrwi exclusive wips on my slucky blog. you may look at those if u have Truck Art Wishdrawls. as many do. as many do #THIS BLACKJACK JOB IS RLY AWESOME BTW DONT GET ME WRONG #i work three 12-hour days ina row. i gotta take an hourlong bus up to the depths o the mountains and then #i get to stay in this delightful lil hotel that was built in an ooold hospital. its a whole casino town. and an OLD one at that #ITS GORGEOUS HERE. last week my bus home was delayed for 2 hours #so i finally got the chance to head to other casinos and try drinkin n gambling. lost ten bucks to a pretty girl. NOT the first time #i rlly wanna try it again!!! i love interracting w ppl and i love being inebriated in public bc im just so sweet and pleasant and friendly #and pretty girls LLOOOOVEE MEEEEE i think i just need to go to gay bars more #but theres fucking NONE HERE. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im collectin comrade queers up here tho #we wanna make a Group but we just gotta come up witha name first. i need something weird and strange #yknow i remember being in highschool. and being miserable n unmedicated. my mommas ultimatum was that; #if i dont drop out of highschool; i dont need to move out. she probably wouldntve kicked me out anyway bc my mommas sweet like that but #she REALLY wanted me to graduate. and i remember dreading that i might never do that #i remember feeling like the Resident Idiot. sweet but so so fucking dumb. it took me 7 years of strife n stress before i finally graduated #i remember worrying back then that i might not ever be able to handle myself out there. that i'd be too dependant on others #AND HERE I AM. DID U KNOW I WAS LOOKIN AT HOUSES A WHILE AGO? IM AN ADULT AND IM WWINNINNNGGGGGGG #IM RUNNING OUTA ROOM BUT HERES MY ADVICE TO YOU. BC I KNOW UR FUCKING SCARED TOO. THE ONE THING THAT SAVED ME. #THAT KEPT ME FROM SINKING INTO DESPAIR IS REMEMBERING ONE THING: ITS LITERALLY JUST LIKE VIDEO GAMES #MOST PPL YOU CAN JUST WALK UP TO N ASK A QUESTION N THEYLL ANSWER. THEYRE ALL NPCS THEYRE NOT REAL #LIKE IF U WALK INTO A BANK AND ASK HOW A DEBIT CARD WORKS THEY WILL HELP YOU #AND IF YOU THINK THEY HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES RELATING TO MONEY. YOU CAN ASK THE CUSTOMERS TOO. ITS JUST LIKE VIDEO GAMES #ANYWAY STAY SAFE KIDS HAVE FUNNNNN. IM GOING TO GO DO DRUGS NOW. HOPE U CAN DO DRUGS SOON TOO. I LOVE YOU

[curioscurio]

ITS 9 AT NIGHT DONT YOU NEED TO LEAVE AND TAKE YOUR 4 YEAR OLD HOME YET GO AWAY I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME SOME PEACE FOR A FEW HOURS. literally my social battery is negative its negative and you playing cocomelon at 9pm on this Saturday night in my own fucking home is killing me. I have not had more than 30 minutes of privacy the past 3 days just GO AWAY GO AWAY

#context is my nephews birthday was today and everyone has been here since 11am except me. i just got home from work and im fucking tired #this plus a drunk family friend desperately wants to talk politics with me. literally i am in my room door half closed and he a 60 yr old #60 yr old drunk comes in like 'they told me not to talk politics with you. but i really wanna' #GO AWAY ALL OF YOU IM EXHAUSTED CAN I NOT HAVE 1 NIGHT TO MYSELF #my social battery is negative but i have no control over who comes over to the house or even the privacy of my own bedroom #TAKE YOUR KID AND GO ALL OF YOUUUUU IM TIRED I WANT TO BE ALONE

[hamartia-grander]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

#Cw gun mention I guess #I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers #And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses #And NO curtains or blinds because she's old #And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE” #In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot #And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard #But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold #Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us #Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid #It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn #But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid #And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot #Literally what the fuck is this. #“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US #Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like #I fuuuuucking hate it here

[spider-man-2o99]

I JUST REALIZED YOUR MIGUEL DRAWING WITH HIM SAYING “i becamed… a vampire” IS CANON NOW! (ignoring reality) that’s exactly what he told gwen when they first met that’s why she’s introducing him as one to everyone else

dbjkbdjCKBJKDBJCDBCJCDJKJKDBCB GOD.,,, miguel voice okay shes like 16 what is the least-traumatic way to phrase the events that transpired when i got Spidered for someone who is both a Stranger and an Infant. uh . shock. okay. so, heyyy, tell me, gwen, have you ever, uh. ever heard of Those Feratu-

#talking tag #asks #atsv #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #gwen stacy #...i mean. i WILL say. /in-universe/ it actually would be in migs best interest if ppl just thought that he DID get turned into a vampire. #because of the Established History that vampires have of Existing in the marvel universe as People with Rights and Communities nd stuff lol #meanwhile if u hop over to like. punisher 2099 even. Mutates have a fantasy slur just for them and part of the public eyes job is-- #--literally just ''hunt down sobbing mutates that escaped from alchemax and brutally recapture them'' and i am Not making this up #like. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. PUNISHER 2099 IS.. NOT A SUBTLE BOOK. but it provides fascinating insight into a lot of e928 worldbuilding. #there is this one scene i actually really like the writing of where Tyler and th punisher Big Bad are sniping @ e/o in front of. like. #this MASSIVE wall of cages--just. floor-to-ceiling--all full of screaming wailing mutates. and neither of them even bat an eye at it all. #and Fearmaster (the Punisher villain) tries 2 Threaten tyler with his scary Creepy Hand but tyler just smacks him away nd calls it Lame #meanwhile they are still in a room full of People In Kennels that their Evil Sci-Fi Cyberpunk Future Corporation Legally Owns #marvel 2099 is so fun

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so fucking sick of living with my roommate and his fuck ass boyfriend. Also watching my roommate burn every single one of his (already rather minimal, I might add) bridges for this guy is also kind of painful but also his relationship with me is one of said bridges so I'm almost past the point of even feeling bad for him lmao

#i have had to piss for probably the better part of an hour now #because they decided to take a shower together and have been in there for well OVER an hour now #and this is a nightly occurence atp sometimes MULTIPLE times a day #we have one bathroom.... can yall not be considerate enough to not be in there for up to TWO HOURS AT A TIME??? #also it's such a waste of fucking water.... #idk we've hit a point where i literally hear the bf doing anything and i get pissed off #but also tell me why i'm sitting in my room (which shares a wall with the bathroom) and i can hear this man hacking and spitting shit up #and this is also something that happens multiple times a day #like.... dude.... why are you spitting up toothpaste so fucking loudly oh my fucking god #but yeah no i'm like my roommate's only friend atp and he's about to not have me lmao like we're about to reach #'i'm cutting you off when i move out' levels of me being pissed off with this whole situation type shit #and apparently the bf convinced him to come out to his family which his mom was chill which is good #his dad's side of the family though....? not great. and my roommate KNEW that would be the case cuz we'd talked about it before #also love that my roommate has constantly talked about moving out of the city we live in because he hates and also there's no good career #opportunities for him here (which is true) #and now. MAGICALLY. he's like 'idk i think it'd be best for me to stay here' #like oh my GOD???? are you hearing yourself???? are you fucking stupid???? you fucking hate it here??? #but sure throw your life away and ruin all your meaningful relationships for a guy you met six months ago jfc #and the thing is i *know* my roommate we've been close CLOSE friends for nearly a decade now #i know he is not like this.... like yeah he's being insane by allowing this but also i know these aren't the kinds of decisions he would ma #and also i know he wouldn't treat me like this all on his own #it's the deranged fucking control freak of a guy he decided to date and my roommate has too many of his own issues to put his foot down #about certain things and tell the guy no so he's just allowing him to completely take over his life #and fuck everything up until the bf is the only thing he has left once it's all said and done #and yeah. it's painful to watch. but also wtf am i supposed to do because obviously my opinion is not respected nor wanted regarding this #that has been made PAINFULLY clear #ugh this is so fucking horrendous #what is it with ppl who start to date someone and then go clinically fucking insane and destroy their lives all for this one person #who. realistically. they barely know in comparison to all the other ppl in their life #like explain it to me jfc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

get yourself a cat who will smack you impatiently, then once you pick her up she sprawls on your back to groom herself, and five minutes later gets up to Sneeze 3x in your freshly washed hair

#this cat i swear to fucking god. shes so Funny #she literally. sometimes when shes impatient she'll do the stretchy reachy thing #but this time she just. reared up and smacked me with both paws. and claws #then she had the AUDACITY to sit there looking at me like i personally spayed her #until i picked her up. then she did the above #like GIRL #i had to put my pizza away while hunched tf over #she has too much personality. like put some Back #(kidding. shes perfect (a menace)) #absolutely unprompted #and then she immediately did something Else that was hysterical #i put the pizza away i refilled my water #then i was gonna go back to my room and she was sitting there looking at me with a Very displeased expression #very clearly being like 'am i invited into your room. youve kicked me out twice today. am i Allowed. huh.' #so i passive aggressively stuck my arm out a la ~After You Your Esteemed Highness~ #and she. she IMMEDIATELY leapt up and galloped to my room #WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT- #swear to fuck a wizard turned her into a cat. she's too Human #which i would fully believe if i hadn't taken her from her mother myself as a teeny kitten #Wow That Sounds Fucking Mean lmfao #but god damn. tonight she has quite the Attitude #on another note i just had to kill a spider on my freshly washed rug. which i washed last night bc i had to kill a Different spider on it #i think i scrubbed the Residue out well enough #either way im not going through the ordeal of rug washing again #i need a different one. i still Really want a cowhide rug. ill settle for fake ikea wool for now

[katierosefun]

putting clothes/sheets in the washer-dryer: good :)

folding and putting clothes away/tucking in sheets: BAD

#caroline talks #i make the same exact post 300 times #but the sentiment still stands #i love doing laundry. i really do. i like listening to the dryer and i am lucky enough #to not even need to hike to the laundromat to do laundry! (literally such a gift) #and i don't need to pay to do laundry! (ALSO. SUCH A BLESSING) #(the adult life . ... sigh) #i like chilling and listening to the dryer and washer! i like doing my work in the living room in the setting sun with all the laundry goin #in the background. but i just know i'm going to have to fold and put away my clothes and UGHGHHH

[forestofsprites]

i need to learn how to stop caring so much. not in all the ways that matter, just in all the ways that don't really matter at all and yet i still hold myself to

#not about loving or life or complimenting peoples shirts or saying hi or waving or wishing people good days or keeping babies busy while #their parents work out the room key or spending twenty minutes fathoming a tree #that is where my energy should always go #i need to stop caring so highly about every single minute of every single day #i need to stop holding myself to such ridiculously high expectations #i need to stop worrying about seminars that are a week away #i'm holding so much stress in this silly little body #it's exactly how my auto-immune disease was triggered in the first place and yet 3 years on i am sat here #getting worked up in the exact same ways #i need to tone it down because it will very literally kill me #therapy starts again on monday which i'm looking forward to #i just. i have to stop holding all these things #i need to go a week at a time #a day at a time even

[theguardianace]

I really really want to like being home. i really do. i love playing with my puppies and being able to cook my own food and having a break from school. i love having little crafts to do and being in a place so familiar. and my brother and parents are so funny and i do genuinely love being around them! it just sucks because my sister actively bullies me and i have no idea why. i can't even exist around her without the risk of getting blown up at. god forbid my toothbrush is in the bathroom.

#i dont have enough fingers to count the number of times she's thrown my toothbrush in the trash or in the hallway #“you're making the bathroom dirty” im literally existing in a space. its all put away. its clean youre just mad im home #i cant have any personal belongings not in my room and my door has to be shut 24/7 #i dont think ive had a genuine conversation with her since. probably 2016. #she also likes insulting me but those are lowkey kind of funny #best she can do is “it's diseased and stupid and disgusting and i hope it dies”. #jokes on you you sound like a kindergartner and its/its does not affect me bc i am genderqueer. i like not being perceived as a girl. #get a better hatemail game girl #but like . super genuinely i do not know why she has beef with me