#I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED IT ON A REBLOG

[spoiledleaff]

swiss and dew both call rain their “little pond scum” and rain can’t decide if he wants to kiss them or drown them <3

maybe both.

#I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED IT ON A REBLOG #AND I FELT LIKE I HAD A GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT???? #(please don’t drown me rain) #(please kiss me) #ANYWAYS— #very normal about this uwu #ghost bc #ghost band #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #swiss ghoul #nameless ghouls hc #nameless ghouls

[theshadowrealmitself]

I actually love Vulcans’ self control and I love it when they’re portrayed as very purposely composed and level headed, like there’s just something about them appearing emotionless because they put in so much effort and discipline into it

But I do love jokes about the small things getting to them, like they’re perfectly in control of themselves after getting hit with some weird pollen while everyone else is affected but then later on you do a stupid lil pun and they have to walk away quickly so they don’t show any emotion

#I do ‘you’ because it’s how I write #but recently someone used one of my prompts to do one of those Vulcan x read*r posts #(censored so people actually trying to find that type of posts aren’t accidentally seeing this post instead) #and after that I’ve been aware of how my posts can kinda feed that kind of demographic #I also have to remember to reblog that post!!! #I’m so happy someone got inspired by one of my posts #I just want to read it first to make sure there’s no warnings I need to tag for just in case #having a hard time tho because I really don’t read 1st person pov y’know? #but I’m still so happy that person liked my post enough to use it for their writing!!!! #I also have to remember to look at their pronouns #Vulcans #Star Trek #do I tag humans? are humans the only one with puns?

[bugsbenefit]

i don't follow new people often and if i do it's usually only the mutuals mutuals who's scents i slowly get accustomed to via dash osmosis, or someone that interacts with my posts regularly, and that strategy is once again proving to be the only reasonable one to keep your dash normal

#asdfkjhsa #i saw a blog that Didn't come from dash and wanted to be crazy and quirky for once so i checked it out #only to run into a self made ''hmmm spotify wrapped was weirdly early this year'' post #crying #obviously being wrong is okay and i'm sure i've also accidentally reblogged misinformation before at some point. it can happen #even if you try to fact check everything #but the whole spotify thing is just too stupid for me i'm sorry #especially with all the og posts spreading it having the wording of '''zionists' are controlling the media. what's new'' #genuinely concerned about people who unironically went to conspiracy talk right away about spotify wrapped out of all things #i feel like that says something about either your critical thinking skills or your willingness to believe anything as long as it has notes #ditched that blog #banished from joining the dash. wizard beam #(also not vaguing i don't follow them and they don't follow me #just saying #bc this would be the type of post i'd see and then worry i accidentally sleep reblogged something and now people think i'm stupid adfajkl)

[iguessitsjustme]

hello friends i am back. just had a mental reset in a weird way but i feel much better now so i'm back to being silly goofy on tumblr

#rae irl #i had a very strange time away not gonna lie #i'm not counting the few hours i was here on saturday as being back really #but now i'm back to annoy you all #well sort of. i'll probably be on less next week for work reasons but i'll still be here #anyway accidentally formed a cult while i was gone #also had an entire mental breakdown and drank on a school night #realized i'm the only staff member at my job in my 30s and the next oldest is 5 years younger than me #send immediate assistance my desk mate quit so i am all alone and no one snarks with me #started watching anime again and also finished a book series i've been trying to read for years #there's more but i'm too tired and cold to keep typing #time to go reblog some things

[benetnvsch]

I love it when im looking at my own post on my own Tumblr and it shows me the 'more like this' collection of posts and it shows posts from blogs I've blocked like?? Yes girl that’s exactly what I wonna see :D man this site is insufferable lol

#ig this is kinda like a vent but not really im just being petty :p #man I fucking hate this webbed site #would y'all hate me if I left Tumblr and moved to twitter fr this time LMAO #this also happens to posts by people I've blocked reblogged by others like?? Tumblr STOP I do not want to see that askdjhadkj- #I don't really need to know when my mutuals are doing that come on now :// #also the blacklisting feature?? why do u need to give me the option to see posts just just let me mute things for good <//3 #in some strange way I think twitter functions work better than Tumblr lol #at least my notifications are real there and half my followers aren't bots </3 blocks actually fucking work #so much easier to tell what people believe in/stand for too akjdhjd- #someone liked a tweet of mine and right in their bio they had like all the twt factions they're in and Saw Some Alarming ones and nope righ #to the blocklist- I don't have that type of security on Tumblr ppl actually keep parts of their lives private here wtf /lh /hj #the issue with twitter though is that im afraid to be annoying there cuz I mostly just post art and interact with like the 5 mutuals Im - #not afraid of #also tags on Tumblr my beloved <33 #also no one on twitter knows im a Furry Artist Primarily and atp im too scared to let it be known </3 #im just a silly wolf girl who accidentally grew a following release me from this hell /lh #Maybaps it’s time for me to take a Tumblrer break now that the season is bungover

[cjgladback]

For the first time in a long while, I got to go to a white elephant gift exchange this December! We had a low price ceiling and my practically wins out over any practical joke sensibilities every time, so on the designated shopping day I left my local overstock store with a nice chopstick set, some fancy (not at all mess-free) popcorn, and a dream.

When I was growing up, my mom was an intrepid homeschooling parent who loved event planning, valued cultural exploration, and had married into a Japanese family. Multiple times - sometimes in the setting of a multicultural fair, at least once as a kind of class party (with celebratory takeout at the end) - she faced teaching large groups of children how to use chopsticks quickly and with as little cost and cleanup as possible.

Her answer was popcorn! It's edible, so you get the full motion down, and lightweight but large enough for less coordinated sticks to pinch. It has tons of nubbins to grab and widely varied shapes to experiment with. Specifically, we used air-popped kernels, without oil or toppings, so when it gets overzealously crushed or bounces away and gets missed by a broom, it's basically biodegradable styrofoam.

What I'm saying is, this is my mom's fault. Other than the choice to draw so many hands in one afternoon on the same day as the party, while also baking a snack. That's all me. This primer was delivered in the format of a tiny booklet (if you look up an "eight page zine" that's also a method I learned from my mom, to turn single-sided misprints into notepads), with fewer jokes and tips than I'd have liked because I simply did not have time to transcribe a hashi rest fold or hairstyle. But reformatted (for Mastodon) it looks fairly respectable.

Lengthy image descriptions and full poster format under the cut.

[ID: A title page reads "How to Use Chopsticks" in all caps. The words "without too much mess" are between two straight, orange lines, which start with round points at the left, evoking chopsticks, and end in flared shapes of a silhouetted splash on the right. Below the lower line are the words "by CJ Gladback." All the text is in black, the background is white but appears light orange due to a repeating geometric watermark pattern of CJ's logo in orange overlaid on the whole image; her handle on most sites is included once on each of the following spreads: @cjgladback​

Next is the first spread of four illustrations with their instructions. On the left half of page are two line drawings of a right hand holding one and then two chopsticks, with the text, "The first stick rests on the side of your ring finger's nail and the flesh between your thumb and index finger. Your middle finger's pad holds it securely while it can slide against your thumb as your hand changes posture in use. The second stick is held between the knuckle of your thumb and the middle section of your index finger. This is the one you move to change angles; it may touch but doesn't really rest on the middle finger's tip." In orange, two arrows indicate the rest points for the first stick while small hashes emanate from the points pressed on the middle and ring fingertips and under the thumb's joint holding the top stick. On the right upper quadrant of the page is the text "Hold them close to parallel to scoop." A hand holds two sticks poked into a bowl of rice between the viewer and the palm; a series of parallel orange lines emphasize the space between the sticks. The remaining quadrant's text reads, "Press with your index finger to pinch firmly." This hand is holding an indistinct rounded shape in its chopsticks, with an orange arrow indicating the rotation of the index finger's tip to press the top stick's point toward the bottom's.

Next is the final spread of the pamphlet. The upper right text reads, "Practice with something medium sized and low mess like (air-popped) popcorn." A single piece of popcorn is held in disembodied chopsticks above a full popcorn bowl, with several kernels fallen to the surface below it. Text below reads, "Pick up your dishes to bring close to your mouth to scoop the harder to grab foods." An implied tilted bowl of food (fried rice or porridge with diced pieces) protrudes off the page, covering only the lower left corner. Close-up chopsticks have their points buried in the food and their lines fade out toward the right. The final black text, underlined by two orange chopstick shapes, reads, "but most of all, do what feels comfortable and eat well!" In orange in the lower right corner, the parenthetical "(and maybe knit a scarf)" is followed by a small orange drawing of a steaming bowl of noodles and sliced egg with a noodle line trailing toward two upward angled sticks with loopy hashes indicating knit fabric hanging from them.

The final image is the full booklet in its web format, with the three previous images from this post stacked vertically. Some orange lines have been added between what were pages in the print booklet, to aid reading flow. /end ID]

#straight up ripping my entire caption from instagram cause (as you can see) i wrote it in a blogging mood #cj gladback #zine #how to #gift ideas #chopsticks #hashi #food #artists on tumblr #illustration #hold up -- once I uploaded multiple photos #not all at once but by clicking the ''add another'' button #THEN i can mouse over to add alt text? #or did the feature just finally reach me? #in the middle of starting this post #why would this be more captionable than the single image version of this #or the accidentally misordered sequence of these same files if i add them all at once #i want to understand but i do not #i guess since the little alt boxes started showing up on mobile relatively recently i could try scrolling back through the official pages #see if there's a full explanation of all processes #would expect the crowd i follow to have already reblogged and celebrated/critiqued if there were one but maybe they were busy #...and then i tried using my previous alt text copy pasta'd in there and it took about half of the first and shortest description so #i know i'm wordy but in this case it really only does its job for people who can't see it with a ton of description #could make it shorter but it would be a lot of editing time for probably still not getting it clear under the character limit #so hey have a clunky read more anyway #yep i started just typing the text on the pages and made it halfway through the second sentence #i'll try to remember to not complain about the lack of desktop alt text only very specific factors of it now #also having the read more gives me the excuse to share the full poster version of this without worrying about it being less legible #depending on the screen you're viewing from #gallery

[the-n3w3st-g1rl-g1rl]

monster food is already different to human food (does not pass through a monster's whole body, does not spoil, etc.)

but then there's also ghost food (like the ghost sandwich blooky offers you). so like I guess there's sub-categories of monster food for different monster types sometimes?

humans are capable of eating some monster foods (Frisk can use consumable items and Chara lived underground for a while so they had to be eating something). but no one other than incorporeal ghosts can eat ghost food (even if they were a ghost but they now have a body)

ghosts might be able to eat other types of monster food (didn't Napstablook have a flier for the spider bake sale? so maybe they can eat that)

just wondering if there are other types of monster food and what sort of properties they might have…

#also. monsters might be able to eat human food? #the mouth monster at grillby's wants to try human food at least #and we know they can eat physical matter because asgore accidentally ate buttercups. made him sick ofc but he was able to swallow and stuff- #-I guess so #might depend on the monster type though because I don't know how a ghost or a skeleton would digest human food #grrr grr grr I feel like shit today and felt like rambling sorry #don't feel like elaborating on any more thoughts or headcanons here because I'm foggy #but feel free to reblog and add stuff if you want I guess #or send an ask and maybe I'll get to it later #idk. also wonder if human food can be converted into monster food #and just how monster food works in general #hhhh I'm a mess okay BYE

[sparring-spirals]

sometimes i forget tumblr isnt a functioning website until i try to reblog a gifset and it consistently just starts lagging my phone until the app crashes anytime i open the gifset in the editor... tumblr what kind of fucking HELLSCAPE memory leak shoddy compression and gif delivery logic do you have going on. what is HAPPENING Back there.

#are you streaming in every single loop of the gif as a brand new video and storying it all in local memory??? did someone accidentally do a #+= instead of an = for holding the gif data when in the editor??? whats Happening???? #this is what i get for trying to take a break from my day job (fighting a computer) to reblog a gifset (fighting the computer in my phone) #😔😔😔 #alright everyone can ignore this im just complaining. i guess ill reblog it on my computer so it doesnt CRASH my phone #spar speaks #do you know how hard it is to type *caduceus* on a lagging phone.... i already cant spell it... tumblr please......... #choosing to think a single raspberry pi is sitting in the tumblr datacenter just huffing and puffing trying to load a gif of team cleric #oh one of the reblogs DID go through :o i am... unable to update the tags without the same issue but at least it doesnt lag the dash #ah. technology.

[hakuryuu]

you know when you read something so funny that you skip laughing and go direct to crying

#elise lives a life of excitement and intrigue #its not even like a level if funny its a genre that does tbis to me #like those posts about things people in customer service have accidentally done #or the one i just reblogged from the person who did ketamine at work #something about that type of post is so ridiculously funny to me that they make me giggle and then hysterically cry

[silliemop]

<|:3 <— silly thing with hat

#sillie ramblings #idk i was typing tags for a reblog then accidentally typed <:3 and thought aww it’s a thing with hat #so now i’m showing everyone what i have learned from typoing #<|:3c #JDJS I HAVENT REALLY TYPED ANY OTHER EMOTICONS BESIDES :DD #this one is so adorable

[bobmckenzie]

i've been soooooo paranoid lately about people finding this blog sdjfjhefw but i just opted in to hide it from search results and i already feel so much better

#don't get me wrong i love interacting with people on here and reblogs and stuff make me sooo happy #i don't worry abt it from that angle bc it stays in the community if that makes sense #but if someone who knows me irl or from social media gets curious abt the character i'm always talking abt #and searches for them on here and sees my art? sees me posting pics of us cuddling?? i'd die LOL #i don't think it would be hard to connect the dots like it's pretty obviously me on here wkejfsd #this blog still shows up on google depending on what you type but 😗✌🏻 whatever i don't think people would go that deep #people probably wouldn't even find it anyway but ~ iiiiii'm paranoooooiiid ~ #also sorry i havent been active on here this past week 😶‍🌫️i've been working lots and also #i accidentally saw some really negative stuff abt self shipping and it rlly got into my brain 🙃🤕 #caitiechat

[nebulainatree]

ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE LETTER Y AS A RESPONSE TO SOMETHING I WAS JUST TRYING TO REBLOG WITHOUT COMMENTARY INCIDENT 1 DEAD (ME) 1 INJURED (ME)

#AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA #text tag #Nebbie posts #Nebbie text posting #I want to die. I want to die I can't believe I reblogged that and didn't notice I'd accidentally typed in the response area and not in tags

[crescentmp3]

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#pasting placeholder text in here to ramble feel free to reblog this as a shitpost just for the placeholder text . #hmm . yeah no wouldnt it be 0 1 2 3 4 5 ? #like i said . { 1‚ 3‚ 5 } ⋃ { 0‚ 2‚ 4‚ 6 } would be { 0‚ 1‚ 2‚ 3‚ 4‚ 5 } ‚ no ? #cause five would be the answer if it was (A⋂B) ⋂ (A⋂C) #yeah i think its 0 1 2 3 4 5 #🌙rambling #edit !! accidentally typed six in there !! no sixes !! five

[skeletalheartattack]

did you recently change your url? i dont remember following you though my memory could just be borked

nope!! always been skeletalheartattack! made this account back in 2017 or so and im almost certain this is what my url has always been

#ask #anon #i mean ive made some posts thatve gotten popular if it helps jog your memory #most notably being the infomaniac audio posts with the ms paint art #but other than those its mostly me saying stuff and reblogging a bunch of stuff #and typing in tags a lot #though on the other hand ive accidentally followed someone before by swiping my phone wrong #it took me a few minutes to figure out thats what happened since i was like ''did i follow someone recently??'' #anyway i hope that helps anon!!

[mrmcwigglyman]

I have returned from juice break

#i originally typed this post as a reblog to the original post #but i wanted to make it its own post because i thought it would be funnier #and then i accidentally reblogged the original post anyway

[argo-bolo]

Keep stumbling into eye imagery...

Like, back in the day, I watched Blackrock Chronicles and ender eyes were good imagery there.

Then, I listened to Welcome to Nightvale (idk how much I actually listened to), 3rd eye type shit. And some time after, I listened to Penumbra (again only listened to a couple storylines), so robotic eye.

Then, I watched dsmp from Ranboo's pov, which means ender eyes again. Watched as much of Philza's hardcore series 4 as I could before I had to watch it live (I prefer watching live) and yeah Ender King.

I listened to the Magnus Archives which focuses on Beholding...

Currently watching Philza's Qsmp stuff with Purgatory having a literal eye in the sky and Ender King coming into the lore for Phil.

And I've watched all of Grian's pov of his Life series... Going back in time to watch EVOsmp... Mostly because I don't know anything about the Watchers and Listeners.

Why do I keep coming back to these themes?

#this is not a mag post but mag is mentioned #argo-bolo originals #cycling between eyes and endermen type beat probs because i got the tism #ok to reply or reblog but this is kinda my personal experience so yeah #my hyperfixations really do be having constants that i accidentally stumble upon #the way i have compared ranboo and rythian in the past and how ive compared origins ranboo with ender king aswell #something something purple red and green eyes something something #i could go even farther back and say that shadow of israphel had eye imagery because israphel was always watching in the background