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incorrect-hs-quotes · 15 days

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Jane “Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m not straight.” Crocker

JANE: Okay, fine.

JANE: Marrying a woman might not make me straight.

DIRK: So…

DIRK: You’re gay.

JANE: Let’s not go that far yet.

#submission #^ what happened with our jane fictive #i think shes one of the only ones of us who ever thought she might have been straight #SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!! bisexualism. demiromanticism also #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jane crocker #dirk strider

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slutcoric · 1 month

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stuck at home you are!

#homestuck #homestuck fictive #homestuck introject #dirk strider #dave strider #hs trolls #hs kids #strilondes #roxy lalonde #rose lalonde

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justapplyjuice · 2 months

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Thing dirks I forgot to post

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #sfw furry #dirk homestuck #dirk fictive

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pitchrom · 4 months

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#dirk strider #hs dirk #dirk #dirkjake skibidi #homestuck #homestuck fanart #fictive art

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mayorobsessedguy · 5 months

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#homestuck #hom3stuck #my art.doc #jake english #dirk strider #dirkjake #homestuck fictives

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appled-juice · 2 years

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some more crayon doodles

i really like how these rosies look shes cute

#davey arts #davey agere #homestuck #dave strider #homestuck fictive #dave strider fictive #rose lalonde #dirk strider #bro strider #john egbert #jade harley #karkat vantas

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awesomekittyparty · 1 month

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Fuccyeah baby self art doodle page for tonite

#roxy lalonde fictive #roxy lalonde #homestuck #roxy lalonde fanart #roxy fanart #dirk strider #homestuck fanart #system art #fictive art #roxy introject #introject art #alter art #system alter

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microwaveable-icons · 2 months

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hey gang i'm back again take these shitty edits

#homestuck #homestuck edit #lovestuck #lovestuck mspfa #dave strider #transfem dirk strider #dirk strider #transfem dirk strider fictive #dirk strider fictive #mspfa #homestuck panel edit #panel edit #doll strider #dean strider #ms paint fan adventures

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poorlydrawndirk · 8 months

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We're on air.

More precisely, I was on air when I recorded this, but the details are largely irrelevant. Because I don't really feel like covering fuckin' introductory quantum mechanics and telling you exactly how the influence of the Skaian universe, when applied at the quark level and taken alongside the probabilistic effect of quantum behavior, superposes via particle states and results in the formation of what you might refer to as "overlapping timelines". And that's already getting real abecedarian about this shit.

Yeah, sue me. Try boning up on basic physics while you're at it.

So. I'm sure you'd love to hear about how I managed to rig this sick as hell channel-cum-blog up and get it to straddle the space-time continuum like an antediluvian Olympic gymnast doing mad splits over baby's first toy pony, but that ain't the point of this little exercise. Posting what's effectively a vlog is enough of an onanistic venture without adding Skaian Principles For Dummies: Electric Boogaloo to the schedule.

Where was I?

(Rhetorical question. Don't answer, if it needed to be said.)

The name's Dirk.

Strider. Yeah, that Strider.

I'd be more worried about internet safety, but seeing as there are only up to two people alive around here no matter how far you pull my timeline back, and I'm one of 'em, it doesn't exactly compute. Face it, brosephine: you aren't getting to year 24xx post-hilarocaust, and you sure aren't getting past that. Wasn't shat out of a lab yet when you were committing identity theft and scamming doddering old ladies out of their sadsack pensions.

(If you manage to get pizza delivered out here, I'll tip extra.)

Besides, you already knew my name, didn't you?

Maybe your next question's going to be:

"Why are you calling this a vlog when it's obviously just a blog?"

Or maybe,

"Why is your URL poorlydrawndirk when it's totally malapropos?"

Buckle in, kids. Strap yourself into that convertible toddler-safe harness and keep your ass glued tight to all the prime polyester-lined foam, because this ride's about to pull into the station and vehicular standards are some passé 21st century horseshit.

The first thing you have to understand is that even peering upon the brink of these echelons of irony is a skill that you'll never grasp in your life. But that's fine. I'm around. And if it puts your mind at ease,

I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

(There's the tired callback. It's not wrong, but it's tired. Worn out enough for it to be begging you to take it out back behind the shed and put it out of its misery.)

(I'll leave it at that for now, because self-referencing is one thing, but if I get any more meta, I'll have to start narrating in twelve-point Times New Roman.)

Anyway, I'll be breaking it down, just this once. Magnanimous as hell, I know. I could wax poetic and in doing so obfuscate the actual meaning once more from obtuse minds, thereby adding another strata to irony so layered that it's settled past sedimentary and is ready to unearth some fossil formations, but let's be real. That shit would fly over your head so far it'd be trying to dial ground control at Houston.

Here we go.

Vlogs aren't cool; making one ironically is.

Putting in this much effort into making a multiversal vlog makes it cooler, ironically.

Putting in this much effort to make a multiversal vlog when the doomed timelines are all inherently fuckin' doomed, as the name implies, and therefore functionally useless to communicate with, makes it more ironic.

I have Heart powers and am able to achieve my ultimate self through my alpha timeline. Therefore, not only is this pimped-out vlog functionally useless, but I actually don't need it at all.

Which means this wasn't too hard to set up to begin with. Ironic, considering the complex presupposed conditions necessary for bridging that 'verse gap.

And despite framing this as a vlog, this is obviously a blog.

Even though it's just a blog, all these drawings I've made had you convinced that I really thought I was posting a vlog.

And in a way, I'm still making one. It ain't the traditional format, but the almost videographic mannerisms I've been laying on you more than compensate for the fact that the video part of "vlog" doesn't exist.

Except it does, for me.

And because it does, none of these pictures are drawn to begin with. They're all film stills. Screenshots, if you prefer.

Which makes the qualifier of "poorly drawn" untrue.

But it's also almost true, because you can call them poorly drawn by virtue of them not even being drawn. Ride that definition of "poorly" down the one-way rail and you're here, selfie central, population two, me and you.

Of course, that means we have to cover the quandary of truth itself. What constitutes the truth? Titillate that thought for a second.

If I consider the attached files to be selfies, but you consider them to be illustrations, which is it actually?

An analysis of the "truth" means that we have to start delineating how much of this is subjective, tying us in bed with the concept of knowledge. The Socratic take calls for dialectical conversation and inquiry via questioning; therefore, if I just bequeath my knowledge to you on a pretty little metaphorical platter, it won't mean fuckall. So we have to keep digging. Get your pickaxe ready, 'cause we ain't hitting any diamonds of wisdom any time soon.

In fact, maybe that ain't the right direction. Flip it turnways. We gotta climb a li'l higher for what we need.

Maybe we gotta head to the roof.

now. brought cal.

where making this HAPEN.

Haha.

Just fuckin' with you.

Welcome to my blog, dude.

Want water? Imagine I got you a nice, chilled glass.

Let's get this parasocial relationship pumping.

Questions? Concerns? Misguided pseudo-parental queries about whether or not it's safe for your pipsqueak to be exposed to a full dose of radically Stridered bullshit?

Cool.

Make it all three and drop it in the asks, yeah?

#Dirk Strider #Homestuck #Homestuck Fanart #Bro Strider #Ask Blog #((#No set timeline! primarily dirk but occasionally other splinters. yeah that includes scratch because why not. it sounds funny.#not a kinnie not a fictive! just a guy with a little bit of time and some bad ideas.#please note that it took dirk approximately five hours in the video to get ready. thank you.#yes the intro is one very lengthy quasi-shitpost. I was going to cover sincerity and the socratic dialogues even more #except it was already really long. lol. anyway I don't have 3 hours to write a more detailed explanation of all the layers of irony but #'trust me bro'#this is a regular askblog despite being named like one of the 'badlydrawn' ones.#im not gonna write long ass monologues at everything i just thought it'd be funny here #i'll spice up the actual blog layout later. for now - hope you enjoyed!#Also - runs not daily prob closer to weekly))

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fr9ntstuck · 4 months

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goddamn dirkkri kiss

dirkkri is the logical extension of davekat

#homestuck #homestuck fictive #homestuck panel edit #mod dirk #dirkkri #dirk strider #kankri vantas

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shanecrowart · 3 months

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Fems your Dirk Strider.

#homestuck #dirk strider #my art #this is actually our dirk strider fictive #murder sys alter #system art

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year

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DIRK: What you’ll come to learn about Dave is that he’s extremely hard to live with on account of his 79 and a half mental illnesses. Thankfully, I can counter-balance this issue by having far more, twice if you count hal-

DAVE: please stop overanalyzing our roommate situation

DIRK: Sorry, it’s in my list of daily mental illness requirements.

#submission #i cant change the tags for some reason? anyway source: dirk and dave fictives #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #dave strider #lil hal #hal strider #mod terezi #ah the mental illness prerequisites #something we are all bound to like odysseus to his mast

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dont-dove-dead-inside · 4 months

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