me: *trying to focus*
my trash brain: freeze your braaaaaaiiiiinnn- in zE HAUS OF HOLBEIN JA- rich set a fire and he burned down the house! WoAhOhOH- southern motherf*ckin' democratic republicans!- on the steps of the palaaaaaaace- if i stop smoking crack CRACK???- the wizard and iiiiiiii- all you gotta do is say my name I dOn't KNoW yoUr NaMe- paciencia y feeeeeee
me: why
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sfw heather chandler dating headcannons!!!!!
a/n - in my mind, these would take place out of sherwood, ohio and somewhere, like, michigan or maybe colorado? idk i don't see heather going to a city.
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- girlie was just going through comphet. that's it. no way she's not a lesbian. argue with the wall.
- i don't know why but i don't think she would ever do her skincare routine on her s/o. like, maybe she'd let you do it once to her but she certainly would not have any problem telling you if you were doing it wrong.
- clothes shopping would be fun but tedious. she'd tell you all the colors to avoid, what accessories would go well with certain shirts, and what looked straight up awful on you. she does not have a filter, she cannot be nice to save her life.
- she makes you watch a rom-com with her every friday night and critiques it throughout the entirety of the film.
- tried to cook for you one time but almost burnt the house down. she now just orders take out and pretends she cooked it. you know better though. it's the thought that counts!!
- if she's going out, you're going out. there is no excuse in the world that can save you.
- she's not good at understanding your struggles since she's had a pretty sheltered and privileged life but she shows her love and affection through other things like massages or buying something that reminds her of you. she's never been great with her words, so she tries to reciprocate in the best way she knows how.
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give me musical recs pls
that’s it, that’s the post
(tags are all the musicals I’ve watched)
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A heathers kinda day
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and you know you know you know this could be GRUtiful
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if I were to write the script for a Heathers (1988) remake, I'd: 1) make it a movie misical (and by that I mean, combine the best parts of the movie and the musical into one) , 2) cast a girl to play JD, give her she/he pronouns, and make him a lesbian, 3) keep the romance/ chemistry JD/Veronica plot except now it's gay, 4) whoops Veronica (aka Ronnie) is now a non binary lesbian oops, 5) the Heathers are in a toxic polyam/thruple relationship, 6) at least one of the Heathers is a transwoman/transfemme, no i won't say which, 7) Kurt and Ram actually are gay for each other, 8) everything else is pretty much the same, 9) Veronica ends up with her best friend Martha at the end, 10) (somehow, not sure how) there's a happy ending :)
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me watching heathers for the nth time like wow this is crazy i had no idea i could recite almost the whole script
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jd: i'm 50% slushy, 50% depression, and 100% love for veronica
kurt: that's 200%
jd: i'm twice the man you'll ever be
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Coming to think about it, Veronica's actually a worse person than Heather Chandler.
Whether she's worse than Kurt and Ram, I'll leave it to the air, since both of their crimes are pretty bad — What's worse, rape or murder? Not gonna get into that subject.
Heather Chandler, though? What did she do other than being a general jerk? Sure, she was pretty bad - an asshole, even, but she didn't literally murder three of her classmates (true, Veronica didn't want to kill Kurt and Ram, but she still did, so it counts too).
In the musical, she addresses their deaths with more guilt, but in the movie she's pretty indifferent about them, especially Heather's. Musical Veronica takes in account the fact that they could have grown to be better people and doesn't even want to kill any of them in the first place. Movie Veronica, however, actually does want to kill Heather Chandler, and expresses so in a few of her diary entries.
I really like the fact that they made her feel more guilty about the murderers in the musical, although that doesn't take away the fact that, at least in my opinion, Veronica's a worse person than the three classmates that died at her and JD's hands.
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Every time I hear a Heathers joke in Total Drama I lose my mf mind
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I listened to this on repeat while I drew Usagi lmao.
Don't mind me doing a crossover pic of two things that have absolutely NOTHING to do with one another.
Yes, Usagi is in Veronica's place.... which means Mamoru is JD, lmao. I can see Makoto being H. Chandler, Rei being H. Duke, and Minako being H, McNamera while Ami is Martha.
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My brother: can we listen to ,we’re what killed the dinosaurs‘?
Me:
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