#He just makes me so thirsty

[nhlmcfilthy]

Hold me down and make me be good

Brady Skjei is a spicy Aries and you’re being a brat...

Brady comes home from a bad practice and you can tell immediately. He’s throwing his bag around and mumbling under his breath and he sits down on the couch and just collapses. You’ve been home bored all day and decide to have a little fun. He starts ranting to you about something that happened and you’re snuggled into the corner of the couch, on your phone, half listening cause you know it will drive him crazy. You can hear his inflection go up and get more and more annoyed with your “mhmm’s” and “oh’s.” Frustration settling in, he looks over at you “are you even listening to me?” You smile sweetly with a hint of a smirk and say “of course, baby.” He looks at you with heat in his eyes “don’t do this to me right now, I’m not in the mood.” “Do what?” You smile with mischief in your eyes. “Fuck, you know exactly what you’re doing and I need you to stop.” His eyes are getting wild and you start squirming in your seat, feeling yourself getting more and more turned on by the second. Brady doesn’t lose it very often, but when he does it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever experienced. You can’t always find that hair trigger that will make him snap to man on a mission, but it seems you have today. He starts crawling over to you peels his shirt off. He takes the blanket and puts in on the back of the couch, takes your phone and places it on the side table. He takes your hands and pins them to the arm of the couch you’re leaning against, and crawls onto your legs, pinning your hips down. You try to wriggle out from under him, and he just leans into you and you feel more than hear him groan. His shorts are tight and you can see his bulge growing underneath them. Knowing how bothered he is by your behaviour gets you so hot, but you’re not ready to give in just yet. “So we’re going to do this the hard way. Ok. Take your top off” He releases your hands. His voice is thick, deep and gravelly.  You drop your arms, stare him down and don’t move. “Make me” you say.  He groans so deep he’s almost growling and takes both your wrists in one hand and holds them over your head and tugs your top up and over your head, pulling you forward as he does, then releasing your wrists as he throws it. “Are you going to be this fucking difficult the whole time?” You don’t answer. He’s undoing your bra, throwing it, and cupping your breasts, running a thumb over your nipples. You want to moan, but you stop yourself. You know that your silence also drives him wild. There’s nothing he likes more than you screaming out his name making the neighbours give you glances in the hallways of the condo you share. “I’m going to get up now” he is speaking really slowly with intention and his eyes are burning into yours. “I’m going to let you go so I can take off these shorts and fuck you into next Friday, but when I let you go, Don’t. Fucking. Move” he almosts spits the words at you. Your heart is in your throat and you almost can’t swallow. You’re seriously aching for him at this point and when he gets up to take off the shorts you start unbuttoning your jeans. He stares you down, but his hands are preoccupied by his tight lycra shorts. He’s trying to get them off too quickly and can’t stop you. “I swear to god, if you keep going” he says, but you have your jeans and underwear slid off your ass and are pushing them down to the other end of the couch with your feet. He’s stopped moving, daring you to do more. You slowly start moving your hand back down, dying to release some of the tension you are feeling. He furrows his brow. He’s breathing heavily, both exasperated and extremely turned on. He finally gets his legs out of his shorts, cock free, and it is red and leaking. You think about how hot and horny you’ve got him and you slide your fingers into your folds. You’re soaking wet at this point and he lunges for you. “No, none of that. You don’t deserve that the way you’ve been acting.” You pout and he leans into you like he’s going to bite your lip, but he just presses is face into yours and says “lie back” and pushes you down, not giving you a chance to disobey. He pins you again and straddles you. He grabs your wrist and pulls your hand up to his face. “Why do you not just listen to me. Fucking insubordination.” You giggle at the word and this makes him tighten his grip around your wrist. He brings your wet fingers to his mouth and starts sucking on them. “mmmm God, you drive me fucking crazy baby” he’s climbing on to of you, leaning over. His other hand is on your shoulder pinning you back. You spread your legs out for him and he looks down at the movement. “Shit baby, you’re so fucking ready for me, do you want to get fucked?” You bite your lip and whimper. “I need you to use your words please” you close your eyes and moan. “That’s still not good enough” he releases your arm and leans in, putting his hand under your chin and lifting your face to his “I need you to say yes or no.” You look at him and swallow hard “yes” you whisper and he quickly leans back and pulls your legs up over his shoulders. “God baby you’re so wet, I don’t even need to get you ready for my cock” he says, lining up to your entrance. “I’m not going to be gentle, but I know you can take it” he takes his hand around his cock and pushes in, and then he’s thrusting into you, hard. You half moan half scream at his rough entrance and you can tell he likes it. He’s squeezing your ankles, his arms wrapped around your legs, holding you against him. “Scream all you want baby you did this to yourself You could have had this nice and easy, but no, you had to be a fucking menace and now you’re getting what you deserve” you are breathing heavily and moaning a little with each thrust, but not letting yourself go yet. He leans down you bend your knees over his shoulders. He hits a new, deeper angle and you can see him lose it for a second, he shudders a bit and closes his eyes. You whine and he opens them again. “You gonna be loud for me darling?” You open your mouth, but no sound comes out. He takes one hand and drags it down your inner thigh and starts teasing at your clit with two of his fingers. You let out a long whine, but you know that’s not what he wants. “Ain’t gonna cut it darling” he takes his hand and grabs your chin again. “if you’re not going to be loud for me, you might as well make your mouth useful” he says, sticking his fingers in your mouth. You taste yourself on him and he keeps fucking you into the arm of the couch. “You were so naughty now I’m filling all of your holes” you moan around your fingers, sucking hard. His voices catches and you know you have him again. This power struggle will keep going until one of you breaks. You know each other's buttons and you both love pushing them. You moan again and you tighten yourself around his dick. “Fuck baby, you feel so fucking good like this” he says, his voice breaking, and you consider that a win. You match his rhythm pressing down into the couch and he grabs your hips and starts losing it “god baby, you’re so good you drive me crazy and I fucking love you, you’re so hot like this” he just strings together praises as his rhythm gets jerky and he’s coming into you in deep thrusts and long groans. You start to ramp up when you feel him getting close, finally shouting ”yeah, fuck me Brady, just like that baby” and fuck him through his orgasm. His head drops as he climaxes and you stroke his hair as he comes down. When he finally looks up and you he asks “what do you want” and you reply “finish me with your mouth” and he smiles a thousand watt smile and slowly pulls out of you and moves down the couch. He presses his tongue against you and then slowly starts flicking around your folds until he finds the spot that makes your hips buck up. You swear loudly and he moans into your pussy, the vibrations making you even more wild. “Fuck Brady, that’s so fucking good. Yes, right fucking there” your voice starting to get louder and go up higher and higher until you’re just screaming a litany of curse words mixed with his name and digging your nails into his scalp and pulling his hair as he brings you to your climax. You hold his head there as you come down, but he looks up at you with his big brown eyes and lightly kisses your inner thighs. Finally, you release him and he climbs up on top of you and kisses you hard. He’s holding himself on top of you so that you feel his weight, but it’s not crushing you, and he feels like the perfect weighted blanket covering your whole body. “You good baby” he asks. “Mmm, so good” you moan and tangle your hands in the hairs on the nape of his neck. Eventually he turns to one side, putting his back up against the couch, and you turn on your side to face him, your legs tangle at the other end of the couch. “You know how much I love you, right?” he says as he pulls the blanket from the back of the couch where he lay it earlier, covering you both . “Yes baby” you say and cup the side of his face. “you fucking drive me crazy, but I think I really needed that today. I feel fucking great now” and you laugh, kissing his nose. “I always know what you need” you say, and he smiles and closes his eyes. “Next time maybe we’ll have romantic, non competitive sex” he says and you laugh, throwing your head back a bit. “Sounds boring” you say and lean in for a real kiss. 

#brady skjei what have you done to me #I'm not normally like this I swear #He just makes me so thirsty #like so thirsty #I want him to dominate but also be sweet #I picked the gifs that make him look the angriest #except they were hard to find cause he smiles so much #nhl #hockey #hockey rpf #nhl players #nhl hockey #nhl fic #nhl imagine #brady skjei #brady skjei fic #brady skjei imagine #brady skjei rpf #brady skjei x reader #canes #carolina hurricanes #nhl smut

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Hypnotized by that hand

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #hypnotized by that hand #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks #helpful directions for proper manhandling #good lord he's beautiful #i mean seriously just look at him #how dare you sir #making me so very thirsty #i want to drink him #soft scottish hipster gigolo #hands hands hands #the eyes the hair the nose the everything

[sysig]

Strictly professional showering (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Alphys #Gaster #''Do Monsters even have showers-'' shhhhhh. Let me have this #Lol #And to think I made this because I Actually wanted to draw him miserably taking a shower! #Probably unsurprising but this was a shower thought lol #I knew as soon as I started thinking about the differences in Snowdin vs. Hotland's temperatures and what that might do to the water- #It was too late! I had to make something about it all my doodles are secretly just a way to smuggle unrelated headcanons out lol #Pipes bursting in Snowdin probably would be a problem for at least like kitchen sinks :0 Need reinforced cold-proof pipes haha #I haven't gotten to Hotland in my current playthrough but there was also the water cooler wasn't there! #Only Waterfall convenient to take showers in lol #ANYway so distractable lol #Gaster doesn't feel even a little bad asking favours lol casually waves it away as ''It needs to be done so it's fine'' #Aren't you worried about being an inconvenience! No he's not lol #And obviously Alphys doesn't mind hehe ♪ #Alphys is the best because basically no matter where you drop it in the timeline she's always going to be awkward and thirsty lol #They've known each other for a few months? They've known each other for a few years? Alphys will still swing-and-a-miss lol #She's really cute heck I gotta practice her more ♫ Curves! Love drawing curves #Really what were you expecting - why would he come out before he's dressed? This isn't his house it's not like he can just wander around #He brought everything in with him that he needed! Silly #If skeletons are fluffy do you suppose they shed? Would she find skeleton fuzz on one of her towels?

[gifti3]

What if Asmo got gum stuck in his hair, like really in there and somewhere he cant see easily

But MC helps him get it out and they manage to without damaging or cutting his hair

#Not to be thirsty early in the morning but i think thst would really get him going #but seriously i was imagining this scenario in bed this morning #like making him sit in a chair (or on a pillow on the ground next to his bed) #whatever works for you #using hair clips to pin the nonstuck hair out of the way #theres like several different ways that can help remove gum--including peanut butter #Anyways mc is just searching up what to do and is like “okay...” #“we got this 👍” #and theyre so gentle when handling his hair cause they know how much he cares about it #obey me asmodeus x mc #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #My question tho is how gum got stuck in his hair like that lol #He let his guard down for 3 seconds and laid his head against a wall outside or something without thinking maybe #Or some silly cartoon shenanigans #Where someone is just blowing and big gum bubble and it pops and gets everywhere lmaoo #I like the cartoon one #Cause its silly #i pray for whoever did that tho cause ik he was mad mad #but seriously hes so thankful and pleased #like staring at you with sparkly anime eyes type shit #(//☯^☯//) #maybe something like this lol #and probably kisses and hugs too #....i think asmo would use emoticons actually #hes an XD user so i dont think its far fetched #let him send emoticons in the chat it would be funny and the brothers would probably want him to stop #except levi actually #levi joins in #ahhh my brain is so cute this morning WOW

[biblionerd07]

No amount of character assassination in the later seasons could ever be enough to make me hate Danny Castellano. It will never work because I KNOW that isn’t you, my short king. How could I stop loving the red magnetic reading glasses? The Secret Santa dance? The dorky way he got so excited about the bomber jacket? How nervous he was for his driving test? The strip tease to American Woman? The way his legs dangle when he sits on the countertop with flowers? His sad, lonely piano playing? The way he raised his little brother and supports his entire family? How he apologized for being too harsh about Mindy being late and admitted it was due to his daddy issues? The tailor-made workout plan full of celebrity scenarios? Reading Bridget Jones’s Diary in a terrible British accent? Writing out a list of all his secrets to tell Mindy to prove he trusts her? His fear of the ocean out of respect? His old man rants about not turning on the heat when you could just put on a sweater and do some pushups? The plane kiss??? His exercise addiction as his only mental health coping strategy? The gingerbread houses every Christmas? His love of Ken Burns? His lil beanie when he’s going to the gym? The way he found out about his half-sister and immediately agreed to go to her soccer game? His attempts to make interpersonal chitchat with varying degrees of success? The way he broke his no lying rule to get Mindy out of hot water and did a TERRIBLE job? His nervous sweats? His love of sandwiches, even at parties at other people’s houses? His loyalty to the people he loves? THEY TURNED YOUR GRUMPINESS INTO AN UGLY, BITTER, ABUSIVE THING BUT I SAW ALL THAT GROWTH FOR THREE SEASONS AND I KNOW BETTER, MY BELOVED!!!

#the mindy project #tmp #danny castellano #I will always love you #it very greatly helps that he is played by chris Messina I won’t try to pretend it doesn’t #but why did they write him so wonderfully and show me his growth and then turn around and say he couldn’t change #he literally did all along!!!! #they said they wanted to make it so fans didn’t miss Danny at all but instead I just stopped watching the show altogether #I’ve never even seen most of season 4 and I’ve seen none of season 5 and only the ending to season 6 #and I never plan to see them! #it’s literally canon that he eats pussy like a thirsty camel in the desert. if you even care #also I have to say on this rewatch I am picking up big autistic vibes from Danny lol

[nyxronomicon]

I really am gonna need to straddle Diavolo's lap while he sucks on and plays with my tits...

#ugh i wish he was real #I've spent so many hours trying to set this up in my brain so i can write it #but like maybe i should just forego the plot bc I'm not crazy about the situations in which he'd be most likely to go to town #my favorite thought is that he knows how much it makes me squirm and he didn't like how much i was laughing with someone else today... #uh ok maybe i will write this actually lol #I'm..... thinking about it #thirsty gray #gray thoughts

[miscelliteeous]

How does Wes Anderson always put together such a hot cast?

Like, take me down to the Asteroid City where the grass is sand and the men are pretty.

#I just saw Asteroid City and hooo boy #Jason Schwartzman and Jeff Goldblum and Ed Norton #Adrien Brody and Steve Carell and Tony Revolori #and many more! #anyways I can’t be this thirsty on letterboxd so I’m just putting it here to get it outta my system #objectifying these actors in a place where they can never ever see that I find them ridiculously hot #also Wes Anderson’s kinda hot too #he makes movies that appeal to my brand of autism and that is very sexy of him #I always feel SO GUILTY thirsting over real people and not fictional ones #but please allow me this momentary lapse

[zappedbyzabka]

#He has those tired eyes #BRO #BROOOO #ron thomas #Idc that this movie is ridiculous. Im thirsting #sksbsbvaagahjabanajajan #Johnny would have that thing out of those Tighty Whities and all the way down his throat at the speed of light #Actually. He’d make out with it through them first. mouth and suck at him and get the fabric wet. so it’s fully hard when he tugs them down #he’d be rubbing his cheek on it and looking up at Bobby with those pretty eyes like ‘I’m so cute and pretty. shove your cock in my mouth’ #Not that Johnny would ever call himself cute. But Bobby sure thinks he is #Do that until Bobby HAS to fuck his face while chastising him for not waiting until they’re somewhere else #like he doesn’t love that Johnny’s so thirsty for it #Johnny likes that anyway. He’s just like ‘Oh no I guess you have to spank me :)’ #bobby x johnny #nsft

[housewifebuck]

Eddie goes to art class for his therapy and he really enjoys it. Someday they have a nude model come in and it's buck. It's very hard to concentrate because buck is hot and eddie is gay. At the end of the day they get to talking and have a date and buck now also models for eddie at his home

Literally trembling and shaking trying not to start another wip rn…..

#I hâte u guys stop enabling me (lying) #asks #anonymous #this would honestly make such a good fic tho cause like #Nina JUST awakened my love for artsy Eddie #and buck absolutelt would pose for art classes as a side hustle #like he’s the perfect candidate really: hot. a little vain. super casual about nudity #I’m sure the people who run the classes love him bc he brings in so many thirsty students

[sanchoyo]

haven’t been on much bc my dog has been sick :( between seizures and an infected tooth we’ve been having a Time trying to get everything fixed (this started around the holidays so our vet has been very booked up…we have been like 3-4 times in the past 4-5 weeks OTL does not help it’s like an hour drive there, so that’s been exhausting) now his new seizure meds are making him sick (was hoping it was like, just an adjustment period thing but he’s been sick for a week and having concerning symptoms…) if I’m not on a ton or slow to replying to messages it’s bc I’m working as much overtime as my job will give me bc Vet Expensive and mentally drained obvi 😞

#it makes me a lil mad his meds were kinda pricy and they literally are making things worse. like sure he isn’t have seizures but he can #barely walk and keeps running into things and keeps having diarrhea so like. 🙃 and the meds are making him sooo hungry and thirsty #I’m seeing the vet AGAIN FRIDAY I know she’s so sick of me but man my little guy. if she can’t figure out a combo that doesn’t have such #bad side effects I’m literally going to scream and cry #he’s the most sensitive boy in the world and my mental health hangs on his and my cats well being. please. 😭 #sanchoyorambles #I’ve also called them like twice to find out if I should stop or what they want me to do and keep getting ‘oh they’ll call u back’ WHEN #GIRL MY PUBBY #if I don’t hear back before his next dose I’m just gonna make an executive decision myself to stop them for now #he’s literally on the smallest possible dose too bc he’s so little. so. they can’t go down in dosage they’ll need to put him on smth else 😑 #which means paying for ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION A WEEK AFTER ALREASY GETTING ONE THAT WAS $30 ON TOP OF HIS STUPID VET BILL #screaming. #and like if I have the money it’s fine. and it’s not like the vet could’ve known he’d have bad side effects #im just frustrated it’s no one’s fault #I could go to a closer vet. the thing is I LIKE the one further away #they have the only groomer I’ve found that can trim him without sedating him! they send me reminders abt his shots! I like the vibes!!! #they seem caring!! but they are always SOOO BUSY it takes forever to make appointments or to hear back from them 😭 #remember how I said one of my goals was to buy a vechicle this year lmao the vet bills are draining any savings I’ve managed to build up 🤧 #my pets are priority 1 tho like even before all the medical stuff /I/ need like lol… that’s my baby #it’s just really bad timing. not that there’s good timing for medical issues but. u know

[fragiledate]

cringetober day 27: babygirl pose(s)

#HELLOOOOOO TEEHEE #remember those trendy babygirl poses that went around on twitter. yea #samael #ouhg. my babygirl. #why is he in a suit? why is he in his demon form? why dont you shoot yourself #i promise it lowkey makes actual sense in canon #but its cringe . so actually nevermind i will explain #when he was in hell he suffered a great deal duh bc my babys a sinner #and so he had to suffer in a cubicle for hours and hours working in some type of horrible tral #no human contact or anything #just mindless jobs for hours on end. in a tight; uncomfortable; ugly suit. and dear god i love him for it #so im just getting thirsty with it . because who else if not me will sexualize my own OCs? #SUFFER YOUNG MAN!!!!! SUFFER!!!! #he looks like he will throw up soon . And Gorgeous! #bath soup #cringetober #my art

[todayisafridaynight]

So he’s fuckable but people personally wouldn’t fuck him… okay that is interesting for the majority but hey it’s a similar to Gohan where he’s very handsome but I don’t think everyone would fuck him. For me it’s Ichi and Gohan all the way ❤️❤️❤️ I feel like when we do the Daigo poll we going to get that thirst!!!

tumblr decrees ichi in fact has game, they just personally wouldn't be a player... interesting but can't complain bout it

anyway daigo time please don't disappoint me

#snap chats #why would you send this ask while we're talking about freud jesus christ #its not your fault as freud would say it I Have Childhood Issues #yeah well he can roast in hell the fuckin weird ass he dont know SHIT about me #anyways. i trust the tumblr sphere of daigo fans to be normal #almost compelled to put a fourth option orale 'its complicated' cause Me #but i forgot to do that for ichi so we're just gonna have to go with objective answers #no open-ended prompts here. i mean you could if yu want but #i feel like a lot of people will find X fuckable but they wouldnt fuck yk waht i mean #like we as an intelligent species can be objective enough to say someones attractive or has he potential #but they arent to our tastes #im a believer in that that's fine #i dont think it makes you thirsty to say a character is fuckable but you wouldnt fuck em thats just like. Objectivity ig #so ichi fans arent thirsty for the most part. not surprising

[seokmattchuus]

Once I master how matthew can soft dom, it's over for you bitches 😤

#dumb fuck ted talk #def a soft dom #puppy eyed soft dom #'be a good girl and do it for me' soft dom #the praises he'd give uGh #once i get it right i'm def making 'him as a dom' like i did with others #it might be more fluffy than smutty tho bc i have yet to have full fledged smut thoughts about him #he's just so fluffy i can't #if anything i'm thirsty for cuddles #seok matthew #zerobaseone #zerobase1 ? #zb1

[ndostairlyrium]

I think da2 is how it is partially because of Varric's narration, but the visuals are provided by Cassandra's imagination, so let's start to share the blame for Hawke's oiled biceps and Bethany's boobs shall we

#spritz is kicking in #there's a filter to the filter #and one of those filters is clearly thirsty af #ignore me I just hate the 'haha varric is a man of course he's describing his bffs little sister like that' implications #big yikes #let me joke around it :'D I so hate the idea so thinking of cassandra using her huge knowledge of cheap romance novel covers- #to create very exaggerated character traits in her head makes me laugh because it's just normal?? we all have types and things and our mind #makes up for what we can't see #and being a fan of the genre she probably made up stuff too #and varric totally took advantage of it lol

[holyvirgilscriptures]

my two cents on the "finn is so gender" discourse (???) is that people just use "gender" as a replacement for calling him pretty/handsome/cute/etc. so like... if you want to call him good-looking, you can just say that he is.

#maybe i'm going off the rails with my pseudo analysis #but i think people tend to hesitate calling finn handsome or whatever #maybe it's in part due to the fact that he #has got a rabid-ass fanbase who definitely only like him for his looks #and by identifying him with the term “gender” it kind of makes it seem like you're not necessarily attracted to him #just that you acknowledge that he is aesthetically pleasing #idk maybe i'm way off mark here #it's just the same way people would talk about h*rry st*les when i was in the 1d fandom #some people didn't want to refer to him as handsome/attractive because they didn't want to be associated with fans who #are very creepily thirsty over him #but also if you find finn aesthetically pleasing and genuinely “gender envy”? good for you #whatever floats your boat #i think he is a very attractive person so it doesn't matter to me anyway #finn wolfhard

[emmamountebanks]

this just in. i do not freaking care about tr*vis hackett

#do i owe majority of it to the creepy thirsty fandom with shitty ass t*d raimi? yes. #but at the same time everyone else is better im sorry. until dawn made me care about my playables #and that carried over to tq. those are my BABIES. i will make choices that make them happiest #i do not give a hoot about cop guy. ill give him that hes funny w max and laura SOMETIMES but eugh idc what he does he is yucky #and i def have a lot of turn off from how many people think he's the best ever/thirst mad hard like.. ew #u cant say hes the best when dylan lenivy is right there sorry #like even as a max and emma stan. i know they're underrated. but everyone loves dylan. so to see travis blow away every other counselor #in polls with dylan included. im just like????? hello?