emmamountebanks

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grabs you by the shoulders fucking listen to me. stories about girls becoming something together. stories about girls loving each other so much that they stick together and protect each other as they become something. stories about girls becoming something that turns others against them but taking care of each other so strongly that they can't be dragged down or destroyed. girls becoming something and loving it so much and loving each other so much that anyone else can't help but want to become something alongside them, to love them and be loved

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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basically the goal is to curate a friend group of people who are like 10x weirder than you so you get trapped in an echo chamber of freakishness and then you try to talk to a typical person and fail so badly that you have to go stand in a corner for an hour

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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

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#ahrt

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damn werewolves and their liberal agenda

#the quarry #max brinly #laura kearney

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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Thank goodness you're okay, you passed out for a second there. Hey, Achievement Hunter just posted a new video! Yeah, we're gonna watch it on my laptop in the hotel while I finish my Mogar cosplay. Are you almost finished with your Mad King Ryan co-- callout? What callout? Oh come on, you know RTX is super safe. What's the Dream SMP? I've never heard of it. Anyway, I wanted to take a picture at the Tower of Pimps before it got too crowded. I'm so glad to be here with you :) I hope we can work at Rooster Teeth someday when we're older.

#dude. #ahrt

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

#no bc why did i want to start tearing up

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having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

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#ahrt

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#ahrt

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me: i think i will go fishing in minecraft :)

the michael jones that has lived inside my brain since 2013: fæsh

#ahrt #man..

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.