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svbhuman · 5 months
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no longer kinsidering (plot twist
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incangencence · 9 months
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[Your muse has died]
She was just away for a while. Gene came back, she always did. Not as reliably as a comet, but they always somehow bumped into each other at some point.
(Still, it was taking so long this time.)
(It probably meant something that, for the first few months, he didn't go out of his way to ask anyone if they'd seen her. Afraid of the answer.)
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At first, the 'missing' posters he'd put up caused calls that were actual tips. It never yielded any results, but it kept his hope from going stale. Lately, none of his calls had been related to the posters.
(Maybe he should take them down.)
(But then she'd never see that he was looking for her.)
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It wasn't until he went to visit Fergus that he found her. She was two rows and seventeen plots away from his friend. The stone read her old name, which sounded more fake than her chosen name had ever done, and the second date was.. already a long time ago. Long before he had actively started searching.
Campbell split the bouquet meant for Fergus in two to leave some for her, too, then stalked towards the nearest pub with a blurry vision.
(Always too fucking late.)
[my character has died || accepting]
A Few Headcanons...
Gene is actually EXTREMELY unaware of the effect she has on people, and doesn't believe she leaves any "real" impression in people's lives. One of her deepest fears and fiercest held beliefs is that no one will notice when she is gone. At most, she might cross someone's mind years later, a vague sort of "what ever happened to that girl who..." but she doesn't expect anything more than that.
Gene carries multiple IDs for each of her aliases in her wallet. She has exactly one government issued form of identification with her real name on it -- an American passport -- which she keeps in a locked box beneath her bed in her flat at Powell Estates. The box also contains her plane and bus tickets from when she ran away from home.
If Gene died on Earth, it would very likely be at the bar where she works. Most likely trying to pry apart two patrons in a fight, and ending up an accidental casualty. But she'd prefer it that way. Quick, and brutal, a story to tell -- not lingering and sad and alone in some hospital somewhere...
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shodansbabygirl · 2 years
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you ever see someones carrd and just laugh so hard you get a headache
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grvntld · 2 years
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dUde pAre chOng my gosh my goodness nakakaloka ive been dealing with clothes since 9-ish in the morning wooh i thought i already own so much but one of my younger sisters proved me wrong
so what happened was i decided to fold clothes because i enjoy doing that chore lol i used to detest doing it but then i found solace while doing it once and so ive been a ~fan~ of that chore ever since lmao
enihoot, so i just finished my laundry and they are all ready for folding and then ive been seeing my sister's ~the chair~ for days and it's such an eyesore so i decided to fold hers too and mahn, did i drown in them until i finally got to fold all the clothes right before the clock struck 4pm so hooray yay yippee time for me to rest
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player-membrane · 2 years
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NOT AS UGLY AS YOU THOUGHT, HUH? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Outfit meme challenge C4
I think I wore it better than you, Dib. Even if the photo was taken poorly.
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pagingdoctorbedlam · 1 year
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*deep breath*
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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radroller · 10 months
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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grargknathe · 7 months
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Guys be afraid to moan during sex, I'm up in my (hypothetical) girls ears like an ai voice doing the HaaaAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaa thing it does sometimes.
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the-iron-fjord · 11 months
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FRANKAMEHAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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fanficgirly18 · 8 months
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Laughing Jack x Female Chubby Reader| Part 2
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You woke up in a sweat. 
Your eyes darted around your familiar surrounding of a bedroom, living room or wherever you slept. 
You couldn't go back to sleep and definitely stayed up the rest of the night. It took you till the full next day to convince yourself it was a lucid dream. 
However. 
You did notice you felt a little more comfortable in your body wherever. You felt more confident. 
But you still wondered why you dreamed of him. 
That clown.
You fell asleep the next night. 
Deep 
Sleep. 
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You could hear carnival music. Specifically the song Pop goes the Weasel. 
 In your peripheral vision was a hand.
A small hand, palm open. You shifted causing your cheek to scrap slightly against stone ground. Something damp was on your cheek and there was a smell of metal. Your fat arms could barely support you but you managed to sit up
- and then you saw this small hand was connected to the bloody corpse of a child. Your eyes widened. Gashes had run down their neck and had ripped opened their small windpipe and caused blood to pool to your hands and clothes and body. 
Blood was on your face. 
On you. 
The child's eyes were rolled back, puffy indicating they had been crying, and only showing the white part.
They had been recently alive. 
"The kid is dead, sweets."
You twisted around, causing the creases in your stomach to hurt and body to ache. You were confronted with breeches. Striped breeches. Black and white. Similar to-
No doubt it was-
No-
"Hey girly, my eyes are up here."
A sharp claw took ahold of you're face and you're forced to look right up. He looked down at you. 
That same clown. 
The only difference was he was now standing at his full height. Practically 7 feet tall towering over you. One of his long dangly arms was where the claw was connected to and was so long that it could reach you without him having to bend.  
"L...laughing Jack?"
"Hiiii."
He squeezed your cheeks together. If you only had a slimmer face- then his claws would have had less meat to dig into. Unfortunately you do not.
"It's so good to see you again."
He released you and moved around you, brushing against your shoulder. You whirled around, hands falling to the ground. They left blood marks.
The clown was across from you and observing the child's corpse. He stuck his leg out and poked the body's side with the tip of his shoe.
"STOP," you yelled. He glanced at you. 
He then kicked the corpse so hard it was flung 5 feet away, causing blood to follow it.  It was such a swift motion and the little body turned like a lifeless doll. 
Maybe you stared at him in horror and disbelief. Maybe you looked at the child's body in deep sorrow. Either way you were terribly upset. Tears were coming to your eyes.
Oh god.
"It's a pityyyy," the clown jeered,
"If only you hadn't left last time."
His eyes now looked at you, piercing through. 
"I was pretty pissed about that."
It took you a moment to realize he was blaming you for the death of a child. 
"They were only a kid," you whispered, "They didn't- you can't just kill a kid."
He gave you a creepy smile. 
"Why?" he asked. 
You looked at him either angry, disgusted, shocked, sad or all. You knew why but you were at a loss for words. 
"Well? Go on. Tell me, sweets- why shouldn't I kill kids?" 
He grabbed your face again, harshly this time. 
"ANSWER ME NOW."
He suddenly was ten times scarier. 
"What will I get if I stop killing kids?"
"M-money," you whispered, too scared to speak up.
"MONEY? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! No no no! I want something else..."
He stared hard at your terrified expression, grinning ear to ear. 
"I want you."
 He let your face go but kept a talon finger under your chin.
"Stay here in the dream world forever and I'll stop killing kids."
You begin to shake your head. His claws touched your collar bone. 
"What's your life to millions of kids?"
You knew he was capable of ending young life. You felt the tears running like a river. 
"Don't you wanna save the kiddies?"
Say no. Say no. 
That poor kid. 
"...yes."
"YES!"
His expression went overly enthusiastic. His eyes wide and crazed. He ignored your terrified expression.  "Here's how we're going to do this!"
He pulled out a candy from his sleeve. unwrapped it and examined it. It was a completely white color. 
"Non-poisonous," chirped Laughing Jack, "And sugar free. This will do."
He popped it in his mouth and bent forward, over the corpse of the kid, his face now infront of yours.
"Open your mouth," he said, while allowing the candy in his own to get coated in saliva. 
You knew what was going to happen. 
You were definitely disgusted and hesitant. 
"Girly. Do as I say."
His eyes narrowed. Your jaw quivered and opened. 
He pushed your lips together. Your tongues twirled passing the candy from one to another. The candy tasted sour compared to his tongue. He held your face with both claws. 
The candy dissolved.  And now the deal was sealed.
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ms--galactic · 2 years
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*quickly knocks* Excuse me, would you be interested in The Owl House fanart I FINALLY drew??? [ Come on, first time drawing these babies were absolutely 🤩😵😔😭😮😐]~EDIT 11:26 p.m.
You: 'wtf is this'
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idk i love how it turned out...oh yeah, I forgot to draw Flapjack 😵😵😵 + Luz's mom w/ her trusty chancla
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That will be 50 dollars please
{ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I'm playing. Have a great rest of your day/night/etc}
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captainbaeremy · 1 year
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notakaderu · 2 years
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Trollge files vines because why not
1st
Legion : welcome to the sex
Legion :*opens the door and sees bf and gf doing sex
Legion: holy MOTHERF-
2nd
Bf : change that shirt
Stairway: bruh, first of all im good with this shirt second of all im good with this shirt and third of all im good with this shirt.
3rd
Gf: hey what you have ?
Legion: just that letter !
Gf:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Legion : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gf:* reads and cry*
Dear gf
I dont love you anymore
With hate
Bf
4th
Derpina : hey uncle legion , you turned gf into a Trollge.so,can you turn me into a trollge ?
Legion: ÐÍÈ ÍÑ Ä HØ£È!!!
#Trollgefiles #blueballsincident #vines
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catgirlrosa · 2 years
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *panting, deep breath* aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🎉🎊🎁🎈🪅🥰
thaaaaaaank youuu!!!
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witchoftrinity · 2 months
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1, 6, 10
Mun Questions Regarding Muse
1. What makes you the most emotional about your muse?
See the below of this post but honestly her entire arc of going from "batshit insanity" to "subdued insanity". People are going to just shove her to the side and not really care but characters like this are basically my kryptonite. She's flawed and her mindset screwed way too much for everyone including herself. But she's willing to learn from her mistakes and do better rather then just sit and mope about it.
6. If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?
*slight spoilers for the 3 people who care about this games story*
Honestly pretty simple and that's "you" (AKA their Teacher/Sensei). Granted take away as in remove them from the picture and not kill them off as that's how you get everyone absolutely going apeshit and getting A LOT more people to lose their marbles. But rather in the sense of them acting as a foundation to run all her problems back to.
They do explore that in her little character episodes but without them I think Mika would have to learn how to be a lot more independent rather than running to the only adult in the city about her problems. Which is good for someone who's basically a sheltered princess all her life.
10. What do you love about your muse?
ahahaha....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa where do I begin?
I can go on forever about her I really can. And would you believe she's not even my top favorite from this shithole of a gacha? To put a long story short and not just ending with a "Well she does the XD face ofc I love her" I would say her real just "goober" energy she puts up on a daily basis. Of course deep down she's got A LOT going on that she tends to just shove off to the side for better or for worse. Not saying I relate to someone who wanted to commit war/hate crimes but more along the lines of I have definitely kept up a smile plenty of times and kept shit bottled in rather than working out a solution.
And I mean just look at her. She's really just the definition of "head empty" 24/7
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But also I love that she's not just COMPLETELY a better person yet. There are times she just...completely loses her cool again and those are the parts that really make me realize she's got a long way to go.
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Anyway ONCE AGAIN I have rambled on far too much but yeah Mika is one of the GOATS. If Mika has million fans, then I'm one of them. If Mika has one fan, then I'm that one. If Mika has no fans, that means I'm dead thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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hiidandelion · 4 months
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Sakit sakit sakit haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(04/02/24)
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