are you an usamerican and you see an italian making an informative post explaining why mafia is bad and you feel compelled to defend your indisputable human rights to write your sexy rpf mafia aus? look no further, win the argument by destroying your opponent with these replies:
i cooka da pasta 😋
mama miá cunt*
i eat da meatball**
lol white people wanna be oppressed so bad
something something mario
explain condescently why actually mafia is ~international~ sweatie, it's not cultural appropriation 👀😙💅🤗***
invoke your italian american birth rights lawfully inherited from your great-great-great grandma, who you affectionately call Nona👵💕💞
if you were failed by your usamerican school system resulting in you not having enough reading comprehension and argumentative skills, a meme will do (don't listen to them king you're funny af)
*I can understand the mamma misspelling but why do you always add at least one accent mark somewhere? to spice things up?
**variation of the first one in case you don't feel in a pasta mood, diversity wins!
*** never, ever, an italian would call mafia aus 'cultural appropriation' but this is used as a tactical move to confuse your opponent. simple but efficient
feel free to add more!
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