The government spontaneously deciding to seize 40% of all my earnings because i put them in a dollar account and they r so very poor and need my dollores to fight big scary inflation :( (they tax everything by 700%) (they just stole half of all my savings from the last three years)
I've officially started on the prep/writing for my newest fnc Fic, it'll be modern au, crack treated seriously, mayyyybeee 5+1? Depends if I wanna do more or less than 5 of the funny moments
And for additional context, the Fic will be called "Chibo's Guide to Self Defenestration"
Where Chip, after embarrassing himself horrendously in the first meeting, proceeds to jump out a window everytime he is in close proximity to Gil, also because he is having major Gay Panick™, as Chip tends to do
Funny silly goofy screenshots about fic down below
With @cant-think-to-save-my-life as a frequent pop-up
The very start of this whole thing, a passing 1 am thought, simply throwing out a funny thought, unknowing to the amount of brain power that would soon be dedicated to this
Then slowly adding things to the universe, until I have the overwhelming urge to actually compile this into a fic
Perfectly cut off reply from my enabler friend who was the one to suggest 5+1, which is still up in the air
Panic *Jazzhands* (writing human interaction is hard v-v)
(I made them neighbors)
I then proceeded to ask my friends about embarrassing things that chip would do that'd cause him to dive out a window, got any great suggestions, but brain came up with one that was way worse than anything they said 💀
And then, at like 4 am, I saw this tiktok, and got called out so bad I decided to start writing the fic 😬
Then I sent my friends a mostly blocked out screenshot of what all I've written for who and what, to emphasize how little I wrote for Gil lol
Like, thats all that needs to be said for me to understand how I wanna write Gil XD
(prompt from @cubitodragon - Chayanne cooking for the new eggs for the first time
Picked this one because its utterly adorable)
An egg cracks over a frying pan, the yolk spilling onto the metal. No sooner is it there than the patter of tiny feet dashing across the floor can be heard, pausing onto to jump up to the door of the fridge and tug it open. A great many pots bubble and boil away, and the oven fan whirs, and the tiny feet patter back to the counter, and up onto a stool, and hands just as little as the feet pick up a whisk and begin to beat a mixture together.
There's a giggle from the side of the room, suppressed but still audible as the chef's father laughs into his hand.
"Do you need any help, Chayanne?"
The little cook pauses, carefully setting down the mixing bowl and checking on the stove before bonking down a sign.
'No,' the first one reads. Another is quickly placed atop asking 'how long until they arrive?'
"The party starts in fifteen minutes, but knowing Toby it'll be at least half an hour before him and Sunny are there. We can be a little late if you need more time."
Chayanne pauses, looking hard at the oven. After a few seconds he bounces up and down, scrambling back to his pots and pans and bowls.
"Are you /sure/ you don't need help, king?"
A sword is thrust in his dad's direction. He laughs again, with an "okay, okay, I'll leave you be", and that's the end of those questions.
He still stays, watching. Chayanne remains in the kitchen, built just for him, running back and forth and balancing things everywhere. Eggs are fried and pancakes are flipped, the cupcakes in the oven are pulled out and have lemon drizzle poured over them, and the rice is kept warm even as the little chef adds the flavouring.
Soon enough everything is packed up into neat, insulated boxes. With his father's help Chayanne carries them out to the party garden, where parents and eggs alike run around. Pepito hides under the table, Em doing her very best to lure Pepito out. Radio Egg stand on the stage, the trio already playing music under the watchful eye of Forever, while Dapper sneaks around placing pranks. Ramon is helping him by distracting the other parents, showing off a new creation of their own.
Sunny and Tubbo are, of course, running late.
Chayanne starts plating up the food for everyone, while his dad makes his way to the bell. On Chayanne's command he rings it, with a call of "oi everyone, grub's up!"
The garden shifts from music to the thunderous patter of fifteen tiny feet, all running for the table. Chayanne, already in place, wriggles as he gets himself comfortable.
Just as the group are settling down and starting to help themselves, Tubbo and Sunny arrive - by train, of course. They both hop down and come over, Sunny examining the food carefully before selecting any.
Everyone tucks in, and Chayanne watches their reactions carefully. Seeing Pepito, Sunny, and Em perk up he also does, some of the anxiety lifted as he eats his own food. The meal is surrounded by the chatter of parents and the bonks of signs being placed where ever they will fit.
Chayanne has made many options of dishes, desperate to satisfy everyone - and seems to have succeeded. He looks to his dad, and earns a grin for it.
"Good job, Chayanne," his dad whispers to him.
Chayanne's feet wriggle happily at the praise, even as Richarlyson decides to throw a honeycake and start the possibly inevitable food fight.
sadly i have 0 artistic skill so i cannot bring this into the world but i was rereading chapter 16 of pof and the scene with everyone around kurloz's sickbed is so vividly drawn that what arrived in my brain fully-formed was an 18th-century neoclassical painting with lighting like wright's "an experiment on a bird in the air pump". it was a very striking image!
I can so clearly picture what you're talking about and my drawing hand is not warmed up enough to try to sketch it but like. The very dark room, the people crowded around....... 100%, I'm with you anon haha.
Got hella sidetracked a few nights ago with @transingthoseformers about the tfa au lmao but world building go brrrrr
Anyways idk how much of that is even going to be used B U T I am having Moar Thoughts about Sentinel and Optimus, and Elita before she becomes Black Arachnia and joins the cons.
Gonna start with Elita.
I think she did try to go back to Autobot space/Cybertron. If no one came to make sure she was dead if it was a set up. Which I think someone did. If she wasn't found or escapes from them there's 2 options here.
If she wasn't found they make her as KIA and go on with their lives, where Elita then either gets run out of autobot space bc she's a techno organic now or someone tries to capture and sell her as a curiosity/sell her back to the Autobots.
If she was captured then she was told that Op and Sentinel abandoned her and that they're living their lives just fine without her, break her down a bit yeah? Destroy her hope that they'll come after, they told everyone she was dead.
Which starts the hatred she has for them. Based in truth, if stretched. Eventually she learns the truth and sees what they went thru but that's far in the future, after some ~angst~.
Now, on to Optimus. He's emotionally destroyed, but focusing on Sentinel keeps him stable (L M A O my dude yeah that's not going to end well for you). He's going to keep everything bottled up until he explodes! Bc that's what he learned, was taught. He can't bring himself to leave the Autobots bc this is his home, his people, he can't lose it.
And Sentinel. He wants to leave, and if he leaves, Optimus will follow. He knows this. He's going to abuse it. But bc he's using Optimus as a crutch he's in a better mental space faster than Optimus is.
Blackarachnia is absolutely The Most mentally stable by the time Earth Shit starts happening (🙄🙄🙄)
Would Sentinel and Optimus look for Elita when they start drifting from the Autobots?
imagine drugging someone to the brink of death and then beating the shit out of them and then being “slightly irritated” about their health condition.
veeeeeeery interesting that quon made the distinction between shen being a prisoner and zuko being a teenager 👀 (or maybe it means nothing idk)
OMG WILL JEE RASU AND TOPH ENCOUNTER ZUKO AND SHEN PLS PLS PLS
fuckinf long feng and the fuckinf dai li and the fucking letters being intercepted you’re so smart sreedie
oh swag general how is not bad WHICH IS WHY IM SO MAD THAT HES BEING OUSTED BY THE DAI LI UGH
loving suki hours everybody <333 (you’re really doing justice to her sreedie)
penis fingers, penis advice T-T
OMG SLAY GENERAL HOW I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE ACTUALLY WITNESSING A COMPETENT MILITARY LEADER OUTSIDE OF THE SWT THIS IS HISTORICAL EVENT SREEDIE
lmao except they actually have TWO dragons in their city right now and zuko is not the one they should be concerned about
oh bestie I am panicking (also right as I read the dai li pov section my sister walked past my room saying “yeehaw” which really ruined the mood)
jee’s heebie jeebie senses are tingling frfr
jee is actually so funny ilh
lol I love them playing happy families on the fly
jee in dad mode to protect the children :3 but also the slave trade is horrific and it sucks that it exists and he has to shield toph from it
well now I have the heebie jeebies something bad is gonna happen to jee
FUCK YEAH ZUKO OHMYGOD JEE
OHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGOOHMTHGOD
jee is the real hero of this story his self control is insane bUT HE ALSO NEEDS TO PUT IROH ON A GODDAMN LEASH JESUS
OMG REHO COMEBACK I love reho
CHANG IS APPROACHING HELL YEAH
pls tell me we get hakoda pov when he arrives omg
I. need to Process this chapter. but like. with a meat grinder bc there’s so much emotional turmoil I’ve gotta smush into manageable pieces.
ANYWAYS LOVE YOU LOTS CANT WAIT FOR THE REUNION SENDING SOUP YOUR WAY TO GIVE YOU THE STRENGTH TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER <33
Quon: *punches a hole in the wall because he mad*
“Wow, this place is a dump - look, there are even holes in the walls.”
Me: introduces decent character
Also me: rips Zuko away from him and give him to the worst character >:) :D
Jee is the MVP of this chapter & everyone should bring him snacks he deserves a break (& not the leg breaking type) (but maybe we can amputate - *gunshots* 1 author dead)
Eiteth n loser I think mayb worked at hot topic together for a bit there. N that’s how she got the idea to gte themselves and ransom masks from him mayb. It could be fun