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slothpoth · 11 months
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Elendira…..my sugarpiece….mi amor….
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metukika · 1 year
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post canon/future teru... single mother with no children idk
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oatbugs · 3 months
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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junkartie · 5 months
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The government spontaneously deciding to seize 40% of all my earnings because i put them in a dollar account and they r so very poor and need my dollores to fight big scary inflation :( (they tax everything by 700%) (they just stole half of all my savings from the last three years)
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To whom it may concern/is not in the Know™,
I've officially started on the prep/writing for my newest fnc Fic, it'll be modern au, crack treated seriously, mayyyybeee 5+1? Depends if I wanna do more or less than 5 of the funny moments
And for additional context, the Fic will be called "Chibo's Guide to Self Defenestration"
Where Chip, after embarrassing himself horrendously in the first meeting, proceeds to jump out a window everytime he is in close proximity to Gil, also because he is having major Gay Panick™, as Chip tends to do
Funny silly goofy screenshots about fic down below
With @cant-think-to-save-my-life as a frequent pop-up
The very start of this whole thing, a passing 1 am thought, simply throwing out a funny thought, unknowing to the amount of brain power that would soon be dedicated to this
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Then slowly adding things to the universe, until I have the overwhelming urge to actually compile this into a fic
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Perfectly cut off reply from my enabler friend who was the one to suggest 5+1, which is still up in the air
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Panic *Jazzhands* (writing human interaction is hard v-v)
(I made them neighbors)
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I then proceeded to ask my friends about embarrassing things that chip would do that'd cause him to dive out a window, got any great suggestions, but brain came up with one that was way worse than anything they said 💀
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And then, at like 4 am, I saw this tiktok, and got called out so bad I decided to start writing the fic 😬
Then I sent my friends a mostly blocked out screenshot of what all I've written for who and what, to emphasize how little I wrote for Gil lol
Like, thats all that needs to be said for me to understand how I wanna write Gil XD
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And a Fun Little Spoiler ;)
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volfoss · 4 months
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do u guys like her...
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loverboybreakdowns · 2 months
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im so tired
#its exhausting living here#im the bad guy in every situation#every time i dont accomodate her stupid bullshit whims im evil and creating conflict#dean you arent allowed to get lunch for yourself bc she wants to do a baking project &youre too Disgusting to be in the same room as her fo#*food#dean you arent allowed to listen to music out loud in your room but she can play her music in the living room while you have a migraine#dean you have to ask her what food she wants from town bc she doesnt feel like texting mom herself#dean you have to stop laughing because she thinks your laugh is annoying#dean you arent allowed to eat the bread that was bought for you because she decided she wanted it#dean you arent allowed to wear the one piece of mens clothing youve ever gotten to buy apart from plaid shirts bc she thinks youre too fat#dean you arent allowed to correct her when she says things about you that are objectively untrue#dean she wants to hang out in the living room go back to your room so she doesnt have to be around you#dean she wants a book for english class you have to give her one of yours#dean you arent allowed to be angry at her for ripping the cover off one of your favorite books & nrver apologizing that was years ago#dean you arent allowed to make plans with your friends this weekend bc she might want to hang out w her friends & wants to keep moms schedul#schedule open to drive her#dean you arent allowed to eat until she serves herself#dean if youre making food & she refuses to eat bc you were in the kitchen thats your fault#dean how dare you say her hair looks like sam winchesters#dean you cant be angry when she calls you fat & ugly & disgusting & tells you to kill yourself you shouldnt let it get to you#sui mention#dean you cant get new pants bc she wants to buy this dress that she’ll never wear#dean its not a big deal when she misgenders you she waa just joking#dean shes not ableist bc youre the only autistic person she thinks is faking it for attention#im just so goddamn tired
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I think I just read my first tragedy.
It was good.
I do want to fistfight the devil though.
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(prompt from @cubitodragon - Chayanne cooking for the new eggs for the first time Picked this one because its utterly adorable)
An egg cracks over a frying pan, the yolk spilling onto the metal. No sooner is it there than the patter of tiny feet dashing across the floor can be heard, pausing onto to jump up to the door of the fridge and tug it open. A great many pots bubble and boil away, and the oven fan whirs, and the tiny feet patter back to the counter, and up onto a stool, and hands just as little as the feet pick up a whisk and begin to beat a mixture together.
There's a giggle from the side of the room, suppressed but still audible as the chef's father laughs into his hand.
"Do you need any help, Chayanne?"
The little cook pauses, carefully setting down the mixing bowl and checking on the stove before bonking down a sign.
'No,' the first one reads. Another is quickly placed atop asking 'how long until they arrive?'
"The party starts in fifteen minutes, but knowing Toby it'll be at least half an hour before him and Sunny are there. We can be a little late if you need more time."
Chayanne pauses, looking hard at the oven. After a few seconds he bounces up and down, scrambling back to his pots and pans and bowls.
"Are you /sure/ you don't need help, king?"
A sword is thrust in his dad's direction. He laughs again, with an "okay, okay, I'll leave you be", and that's the end of those questions.
He still stays, watching. Chayanne remains in the kitchen, built just for him, running back and forth and balancing things everywhere. Eggs are fried and pancakes are flipped, the cupcakes in the oven are pulled out and have lemon drizzle poured over them, and the rice is kept warm even as the little chef adds the flavouring.
Soon enough everything is packed up into neat, insulated boxes. With his father's help Chayanne carries them out to the party garden, where parents and eggs alike run around. Pepito hides under the table, Em doing her very best to lure Pepito out. Radio Egg stand on the stage, the trio already playing music under the watchful eye of Forever, while Dapper sneaks around placing pranks. Ramon is helping him by distracting the other parents, showing off a new creation of their own.
Sunny and Tubbo are, of course, running late.
Chayanne starts plating up the food for everyone, while his dad makes his way to the bell. On Chayanne's command he rings it, with a call of "oi everyone, grub's up!"
The garden shifts from music to the thunderous patter of fifteen tiny feet, all running for the table. Chayanne, already in place, wriggles as he gets himself comfortable.
Just as the group are settling down and starting to help themselves, Tubbo and Sunny arrive - by train, of course. They both hop down and come over, Sunny examining the food carefully before selecting any.
Everyone tucks in, and Chayanne watches their reactions carefully. Seeing Pepito, Sunny, and Em perk up he also does, some of the anxiety lifted as he eats his own food. The meal is surrounded by the chatter of parents and the bonks of signs being placed where ever they will fit.
Chayanne has made many options of dishes, desperate to satisfy everyone - and seems to have succeeded. He looks to his dad, and earns a grin for it.
"Good job, Chayanne," his dad whispers to him.
Chayanne's feet wriggle happily at the praise, even as Richarlyson decides to throw a honeycake and start the possibly inevitable food fight.
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birchbow · 5 months
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sadly i have 0 artistic skill so i cannot bring this into the world but i was rereading chapter 16 of pof and the scene with everyone around kurloz's sickbed is so vividly drawn that what arrived in my brain fully-formed was an 18th-century neoclassical painting with lighting like wright's "an experiment on a bird in the air pump". it was a very striking image!
I can so clearly picture what you're talking about and my drawing hand is not warmed up enough to try to sketch it but like. The very dark room, the people crowded around....... 100%, I'm with you anon haha.
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niuxita21 · 8 months
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If these two aren't meant to be in love with each other, someone on the directing team fucked up REAL bad lmao
#el grito de las mariposas#the cry of the butterflies#minerva mirabal#arantxa oyamburu#shitty screencap posts (TM)#omg wtf with tumblr's new photo set creator my shitty screencap posts look even shittier!!!#anyways the way I'm kweerbaiting myself here EYE have to laugh#came for the female-centric historical drama centering on a period of latam politics I know very little about#and stayed for the homoerotic friendship that's pretty on brand for me tbh#and yes I know kweerbaiting as such is not a thing but it's particularly funny here bc like minerva mirabal was a real person#so if she was not actually a lesbian that's on me for creating a story in my head lmao#that said the directing in every scene with these two is at the very least harold-adjacent#and older arantxa is FO SHIZ hiding something I just thought it was a torrid lesbian affair with the protagonist#but it could just as easily be that she did end up getting in bed with the trujillos and was maybe instrumental in minerva's execution#(which would devastate me if it turns out to be the case)#or that she's not proud of having been a dancer at that club because it does look like the female dancers ended up doing... other stuff#still not to worry bc as soon as I read that article about how the show was about the undying FRIENDSHIP between these two#I knew to lower my expectations#so then WHY do they keep having such bizarrely intimate physical contact and looking at each other like THAT like what is the angle here???#still I'll stick around because I'm curious about what older arantxa is hiding if it's not lesbianism#and because minerva's actress is so fucking beautiful omg she looks like a young salma hayek it's hypnotizing#look at me back on my bullshit making posts of rare f/f pairings from shows no one's ever heard of#feels good feels organic nature is healing etc
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i-mean-technically · 1 year
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Got hella sidetracked a few nights ago with @transingthoseformers about the tfa au lmao but world building go brrrrr
Anyways idk how much of that is even going to be used B U T I am having Moar Thoughts about Sentinel and Optimus, and Elita before she becomes Black Arachnia and joins the cons.
Gonna start with Elita.
I think she did try to go back to Autobot space/Cybertron. If no one came to make sure she was dead if it was a set up. Which I think someone did. If she wasn't found or escapes from them there's 2 options here.
If she wasn't found they make her as KIA and go on with their lives, where Elita then either gets run out of autobot space bc she's a techno organic now or someone tries to capture and sell her as a curiosity/sell her back to the Autobots.
If she was captured then she was told that Op and Sentinel abandoned her and that they're living their lives just fine without her, break her down a bit yeah? Destroy her hope that they'll come after, they told everyone she was dead.
Which starts the hatred she has for them. Based in truth, if stretched. Eventually she learns the truth and sees what they went thru but that's far in the future, after some ~angst~.
Now, on to Optimus. He's emotionally destroyed, but focusing on Sentinel keeps him stable (L M A O my dude yeah that's not going to end well for you). He's going to keep everything bottled up until he explodes! Bc that's what he learned, was taught. He can't bring himself to leave the Autobots bc this is his home, his people, he can't lose it.
And Sentinel. He wants to leave, and if he leaves, Optimus will follow. He knows this. He's going to abuse it. But bc he's using Optimus as a crutch he's in a better mental space faster than Optimus is.
Blackarachnia is absolutely The Most mentally stable by the time Earth Shit starts happening (🙄🙄🙄)
Would Sentinel and Optimus look for Elita when they start drifting from the Autobots?
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ssreeder · 1 year
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guess ;) who’s ;) back ;)
imagine drugging someone to the brink of death and then beating the shit out of them and then being “slightly irritated” about their health condition.
veeeeeeery interesting that quon made the distinction between shen being a prisoner and zuko being a teenager 👀 (or maybe it means nothing idk)
OMG WILL JEE RASU AND TOPH ENCOUNTER ZUKO AND SHEN PLS PLS PLS
fuckinf long feng and the fuckinf dai li and the fucking letters being intercepted you’re so smart sreedie
oh swag general how is not bad WHICH IS WHY IM SO MAD THAT HES BEING OUSTED BY THE DAI LI UGH
loving suki hours everybody <333 (you’re really doing justice to her sreedie)
penis fingers, penis advice T-T
OMG SLAY GENERAL HOW I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE ACTUALLY WITNESSING A COMPETENT MILITARY LEADER OUTSIDE OF THE SWT THIS IS HISTORICAL EVENT SREEDIE
lmao except they actually have TWO dragons in their city right now and zuko is not the one they should be concerned about
oh bestie I am panicking (also right as I read the dai li pov section my sister walked past my room saying “yeehaw” which really ruined the mood)
jee’s heebie jeebie senses are tingling frfr
jee is actually so funny ilh
lol I love them playing happy families on the fly
jee in dad mode to protect the children :3 but also the slave trade is horrific and it sucks that it exists and he has to shield toph from it
well now I have the heebie jeebies something bad is gonna happen to jee
FUCK YEAH ZUKO OHMYGOD JEE
OHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGOOHMTHGOD
jee is the real hero of this story his self control is insane bUT HE ALSO NEEDS TO PUT IROH ON A GODDAMN LEASH JESUS
OMG REHO COMEBACK I love reho
CHANG IS APPROACHING HELL YEAH
pls tell me we get hakoda pov when he arrives omg
I. need to Process this chapter. but like. with a meat grinder bc there’s so much emotional turmoil I’ve gotta smush into manageable pieces.
ANYWAYS LOVE YOU LOTS CANT WAIT FOR THE REUNION SENDING SOUP YOUR WAY TO GIVE YOU THE STRENGTH TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER <33
Quon: *punches a hole in the wall because he mad*
“Wow, this place is a dump - look, there are even holes in the walls.”
Me: introduces decent character
Also me: rips Zuko away from him and give him to the worst character >:) :D
Jee is the MVP of this chapter & everyone should bring him snacks he deserves a break (& not the leg breaking type) (but maybe we can amputate - *gunshots* 1 author dead)
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dolls-self-ships · 2 years
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#hey guys I’m just gonna vent a bit#and it has a bit to do with self shipping so I’m gonna post it here#but lately I think I’ve just been like… idk so unmotivated to make content of my fos?#like don’t get me wrong I still love them all but#it used to be like so much fun and all consuming for me and like I would happily watch my f/os content over and over again#but lately it’s just been feeling … like.. not the same idk#like I’ll want to watch or see more pictures of hook but everytime I go to do it I’m like ‘but I’ve watched this 27 times already’#and I’m bored before I even click on it#and I feel so bad ??#like I’m falling out of love with self shipping or something#idk it’s hard to explain bc I still like.. do it and I still think about my f/so a lot#but since my ocd theme is very romantic/sexual orientation oriented it kind of like.. makes me romance and sex adverse sometimes#and rn I’ve been going through a really long period of that that makes me feel dissconnected from my f/os :(#it sucks bc it used to be a great source of a coping mechanism for me#but lately it’s just been different idk ;-;#I miss the days when I could just turn off my brain and obsess over my current blorbo and not worry about anything or anyone else#I love James so much but it’s like whenever I go to draw him and I doing something cute together halfway through I get unmotivated or I just#don’t get that same excitement feeling I used to#it might just be my new meds bc I know that they can kinda hinder romantic feelings and stuff#but man it sucks
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gootube · 1 year
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Going back to give my old ocs love this year lol. Heres an enemies chart for my two boys from my universe, Opaldew Island! :3
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trollbreak · 1 year
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Eiteth n loser I think mayb worked at hot topic together for a bit there. N that’s how she got the idea to gte themselves and ransom masks from him mayb. It could be fun
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