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#Fucking Diablo.
tradingjack · 1 month
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From the firmament above, a blood-red eye looks down upon us.
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rebeccaotool · 3 months
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Lisa Frankenstein said trans men are men. 🏳️‍⚧️  ❤️
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egophiliac · 10 months
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Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it
hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS
PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:
unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal
the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing
has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again
(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)
based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?
has canonically worn Dad Shorts
CONS:
(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)
NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties
despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)
currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything
Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family
???:
turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess
all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!
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Vaggie: Alastor can you watch the eggs their being....eggs and I have to- just take them off my hands
Alastor: ooo i certainly will....
Vaggie:.....in a peaceful manner. Alastor.
Alastor: mmm well that's less fun, also why should I watch them?
Vaggie: well you're going to some meeting and I have to help charlie-
Alastor: didn't she excuse you from your duties for today?
Vaggie:...why would she- why would I ask for that??
Alastor: why, you have to come to this meeting to my dear!
Vaggie: no I dont?? It's an overlord meeting I'm not an overlord-
Alastor: but you are!
Vaggie: if anything charlie should probably be going with you rather then me- what what??
Alastor: I'll explain on the way! *just fucking leaves*
Vaggie: wha- alastor! Alastor I swear to the lord you better explain!
Alastor: hmmm, well you're an overlord my dear I don't think there's anything else TO explain
Vaggie: right...but I'm NOT an overlord??
Alastor: I beg to differ, I knew there was something off about you but couldn't place it until Charlie said something
Vaggie: Charlie- what does- okay you know what? You're insane. I'm going to go talk to Charlie myself!
Alastor grabs her shirt collar like a kitten: ah-ah-ah you have a meeting to attend my dear! It's be bad manners if you skipped it, whoch I suppose you've been skipping them for the past 5 or so years?
Vaggie: No, I haven't! and let go of my you asshole!
Alastor: hmmm no I don't think I will~ come on now! We're already half way there!
Vaggie: ugh, at least tell me how you and xharlie think I'm an overlord- which I'm NOT by the way!
Alastor: well...do you remember that sinner you saved? The one you had a slat with and ended uo teaching self defense?
Vaggie: how do you-....ah, charlie- what does that have to do with anything??
Alastor radio noise of displeasure: well, APPARENTLY they told more demons, you DO remember the large influx of demons who came to you right?
Vaggie: I.....I um....yeah....
Alastor: well they said they owed you 'favors' correct?
Vaggie:....fuck.
Alastor: they gave you their souls until said favor is called upon! You not using it has apparently given you the reputation of a very lenient overlord, a defensive and protective one at that! So more people cane to you, you trianed them in defense and most gave you their souls so you could call upon them for a favor at a time of your choosing!
Vaggie: going through the 5 stages of grief trying to process it all
Alastor: On top of that, the other overlords seem to be threatened by the fact you have so many souls and demons going to you WILLINGLY, you not showing up to meetings and beong little morningstars girlfriend doesnt help that either!So this will be a fun first meeting~
Vaggie: no no no no no nope! Alastor, you let me go right this second! I am not- no! Alastor! Alastor!!!
Zestial: Alastor and...oh the defensive Overlord nice to meet you again nd to finally meet you
Vaggie: ¿¡Quién diablos es esta araña joder!? (Who the hell is this spider fuck!?)
Part 1 | Part 2(here!!) | Part 3
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You like this? The saxon crown. I like to wear it around the house sometimes.
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mrpinchy · 2 months
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yall that overwatch cowboy bebop crossover video is really really nice i'm genuinely impressed
youtube
see what happens when artists and developers get to work on something they actually like?? it turns out cool! i hope everyone who worked on this feels good about it cuz they should, it's a great homage
unfortunately the game itself is still Like That so, yknow, but damned if this crossover isnt well done
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tyttamarzh · 1 month
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BADASS MISSA!!
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In the last few days there has been an overdose of sugar on my tumblr, so it's time to shake it up a little… and I wanted to take the opportunity to touch on a topic that has recently been a topic of discussion in a certain part of the fandom.
Missa can be badass. Yes, he can be, many of us have seen it, he has shown himself to be capable many times, he can go crazy and become bloodthirsty. Probably if you have only seen him in his interactions with Phil, you will see him as a simple shy and a little clumsy boy (just a wet cat), but if he puts his mind to it he can get strong.
Several months ago, he somehow managed to survive traversing a forest full of mobs at night, thousands of blocks away, with only an ax and a dream and it was as if the mantle of death covered him, protecting him and guiding his steps and his blows, because against all odds, he managed to survive…
Missa's sadistic flashes have existed since his time in Minecraft Extremo, it is somehow a residual effect of growing up among so much violence and madness.
Most of the time you will see him as a calm and quite kind boy, he is, he has never dared to kill other players (I think only once, when he put a mine in Vegetta's house and killed Roier and Mariana, but my baby was just playing), because he has essentially a good heart and is a pacifist. But if the situation warrants it, he will let out all that anger and strength that boils in his gut, to defend what he loves.
Missa can be a wet cat, but he can also be someone tough, funny, cheeky; He is someone with multiple facets and I hope everyone can get to know each of them, because he is great!
I really love the fans of Missa who has emerged thanks to QSMP and Phil, but as part of the Hispanic fandom, I feel like I have to mention these things every time I can, so that they can get to know him, I would like our different perspectives not to be a reason for disagreement , but rather it is an interesting way to unite us more and learn.
See you!
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wickedval · 2 months
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theonewhowails · 5 months
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in my head this is how Divine Inspiration works
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Ridiculous obscure OJV headcanon:
Kyle (freshman year yeeting disorder recovery era) logging that he “vanquished a quesadilla” into the Recovery Record app and his therapist being all “… so you ate a quesadilla is what you’re saying, that’s great but can we use more direct terminology” lmfaoooo and he 100% phrased it like that bc he had FaceTimed Stan for meal support and when he held up the crumpled wrapper his fantasy dork best friend went “HELL YEAH DUDE YOU DEFEATED IT” bc Stan may not get it but he knows his sbf was seeing that shit as a foe to be battled, like it’s not just a tortilla with cheese. These two losers I adore them.
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tradingjack · 28 days
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There's no turning back.
... Is there anyone who'll be able to survive what lies ahead?
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ohbeffinitely · 3 months
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I hit my first level 100 in the Season of Blood, so this iteration of Tyhjä has a special place in my heart 🥺💖
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raviollies · 1 day
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My battlestation is updated (I have too much merch to fit on my corkboard)
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forelnorel · 1 year
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do you accept his offering?
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bigforeheadbaddie · 2 months
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this entire review is craaaazy, bro. it’s so obvious how badly they misinterpreted the film and the takes after this clip are insane. they start bringing up “woke gen z” when literally not one major person working on this film was gen z, but whatever. and the “wokeness” they bring up is people of color mistreating white people because they suspect they’re racist…and they’re comparing that dynamic to taffy and lisa’s relationship with taffy being considered the mistreated white person like?? huh?? between her and lisa she’s literally the only one out of that pair that isn’t white. and they keep on saying how lisa is killing the people and that’s why she’s so unlikable when literally lisa didn’t kill anyone in the film. and every dumbass in the comment is making the most false assumptions and citing that as their reason for not seeing the movie…JUST WATCH THE MOVIE AND THEN FORM YOUR OPINIONS, MY GOD!!
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potato-dragons · 11 months
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Inarius just needs a good long and hot sweaty fuck session to show that humans aren't so bad after all.  As the one who came up with this proposal, I like to nominated myself :D
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