#From twit to tumblr

[quinloki]

Outside the box

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#checkov's gun #schrodinger's cat #occam's razor #murphy's law #checkov's cat #checkov's razor #checkov's law #schrodinger's gun #schrodiner's razor #schrodinger's law #occam's cat #occam's gun #occam's law #murphy's gun #murphy's cat #murphy's razor #From twit to tumblr

[hussyknee]

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)

Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)

Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

Trailer 1 (My favourite)

Trailer 2

Trailer 3

Trailer 4

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.

Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️

#goncharov 1973 #reasons i can never leave this hellsite #we've ascended from pirating criterion movies to straight up manifesting them into existence #get on our level twits #knee of huss #goncharov #tumblr lore #tumblr memes #tumblr culture

[99-devilz]

my friend called v1 lame so i made this in response. blood thirsty war robot cries like booboo idiot and is dangled like sobbing wet pathetic creature

#this is kinda stupid so im only poasting on tumblr #im scared of my 100+ new followers on twit from my stupid goober animation #ultrakill #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill shitpost #this was also semi made in response to those posts of hakita holding v1 like cattus #i thot they were funne.... #i also want to hold the little machine like creature!!! #its so small compared to everything else in garm....

[anopuff]

yu doodle from some time ago, been super obsessed with this game lately,, :’’’)

#persona 4 #persona 4 golden #yu narukami #reposting from twit bc i keep forgetting about this tumblr hhh #art

[randomminty]

Mina the most girl ever

#WHO reblogged my lapidot art from 5 years ago. show yourself #i had to read posts from when i was 13 years old do you know how scary that was #the amount of stuff you can dig up from this account...... 5 YEARS #pokemon #art tag #WHAT is minas tag what are you #trial captain mina #pokemon mina #pokemon masters #pokemas #might post prsk art hehehe nene and shizuku my beloveds #theres a leo/need sparkle live today...... i didnt expect to be such a big fan of them but honami and shiho have a grip on me #honamis the ONLY 4 star i dont have from leo/need. I have TWO sakis #AND two tsukasas. and a toya. i have every tenma #assigned tenma and leo/need fan at birth. this is who i am i guess #theres enstars art too but im not ready to post that. souma kanzaki stays in the vault for another day #gonna make a twit alt so i can talk abt gacha games there instead of on my pokemon tumblr posts #mina ill love forever. shes eveyrhung to me

[cxffncase]

untumblr sexymanifying your fav. sorry it’s permanent I can’t to anything about it

#my art #artists on tumblr #hell show #doodles #thank you to the twit user who said to use transistors for the ‘runes’ #instead of like. actual fucking sigils from a closed religion #my microelectronics textbook finally came in handy after all these years <3

[whispereons]

Guess who is shadowbanned with Tumblr refusing to respond to!

Me! :D

This post is just to explain why I'm 'not' responding to any comments. I did, Tumblr is just hiding them. Can't have shit in Tumblr. I'm just really trying to get this fixed before I post the next part.

#I'm gonna murder them #with annoyance #shadowbanned #tumblr shadowban #why won't they RESPOND TO MY DAMN TICKET?! #Mind you I sent in my ticket NEARLY TWO WEEKS AGO #I sent a follow up a week ago #NO #RESPONSE #And from what I'm seeing #The only way to get a fast response is by bothering them on Twit- I mean X #But f that #I'm not making a whole account just to bother them #Feel the wrath of 10 tickets per day until they fix my shit #This may be a bad idea but two weeks is way too fucking long #peering into the whisp

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

thinking ab him

save me nurse geto…nurse geto…nurse geto save me…

#also the irony of the tiktok watermark over a post from twit #now posted on tumblr #im funny #dave strider levels of irony #shits got layers #sorry homestuck reference ill repent #jjk #geto suguru #kenjaku #nurse geto #nurse kenjaku

[laz-exe]

uncensored version on my twitter [18+] (´∀｀*)

#the link to my twitter might be buggy but my twit is @laz_exee :) #ignore the hand; this is a crop from my doodle page xD #tumblr spare me🥲 #my art #doodle #bcg laz #bcgame #bcg #br0ken colors game damon #br0ken colors game #br0ken colors #broken colors game #broken colors oc #br0ken colors game oc #bcg oc #br0ken colors damon #br0ken colors dg #br0ken colors fanart #broken colors game damon #broken colors game dg #br0ken colors oc

[shadow0-1]

Maybe it's just me, but it's so embarrassing posting or talking about OC related things/lore on twitter. Like damn, I can't let these people know I care about a fake character/person that I hallucinate vividly every hour of every day

#cambles #idk KJSDBG #fake character is a freeloader and doesn't pay rent #unfortunately i've been more active on twit just because of the better engagement #well apart from my shitpost blog #jax lore is a tumblr exclusive ♥

[megidoreyn]

Old doodle from last month. Walter was the topic of the Megaten ワンドロ/60min back on Oct 21st. Hoy!🔥

💙twitter post

#smt #shin megami tensei #shin megami tensei iv #shin megami tensei 4 #smt4 #smtiv #walter smtiv #megaten #posting this at 11pm PST like a true cretin. if you see this: Congratulations you have been blessed by the Hoyboy himself #I still have a lot of art to cross-post onto here from twitter LOL but feel free to follow on twit! I'm way more active on there. #also wanted to fix this a little more before posting this on tumblr since I kinda rushed it back then but ah well LOL

[tunabuna]

if big cape not swoop up loved ones then why cape so big :( i rest my case

#dimiclaude #fire emblem #fe3h #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #dimitri fire emblem #claude fire emblem #claumitri #tuna art #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem 3 houses #claude x dimitri #dimitri x claude #artists on tumblr #yet another one i forgot to post from twit

[mariaiscrafting]

That's it. That's the tweet.

#and then i left tumblr for another month #it physically pained me when i clicked the view post from a blocked acct button just to rapid fire scroll thru the most idiotic #twit status ive ever read #god when will this man shut up #when will he drop off the face of the earth and fade into irrelevance #why am i almost daily reminded of his presence on twitter!! #i am on edtwt and breadtwt and thats it!! #wtf do eds and politics have to do w this musty dusty crackass man 😭 #get this cracker OFF MY TIMELINE #im showing up to elon musks house w a gun #ANYWAYS #dream neg #mcyt #stupid fucking minecraft men shenanigans ugh #this twt status was a hate crime idcidc #.jpg

[bytebun]

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#desperately holding myself back from getting into fights on the internet #I don’t usually care if we disagree but straight up misinformation hits that WELL ACTUALLY button inside me #like your statement is just wrong. your evidence is flawed you didn’t cite your sources. would someone just go on the internet and lie? Yes #anyways Ive seen both ppl on twit and tumblr claim that the ‘original’ version of hanahaki is x and ppl are doing it wrong #dawg it’s right on fanlore #Your interpretation is great can you not claim it’s the original. Esp since the og came from EAsians #Stupid stupid hill to die on. Do NOT die on this hill byte #bytebun rambles #Old trope has problematic subtext? Who would’ve known??? But it doesn’t help anybody to pretend history was one way and not another #to delete

[meavitamin-notes]

if i make a twitter (x????) account again yall are allowed to make fun of me for a month

#text post #every february i Mentally Go Through It and it's taking a bit to get back into things #will be posting sketches of me trying to art at some point or i Swear To God #it's kinda sad that this account is really just a bulletin board of text posts on my mental updates??? LMAO sorry sorry #i swear this is an art account #okay but if i make a twit account again then _that_ becomes my bulletin board of mental updates #and i guess i would post more??? because twit is a chaotic mess that's different from tumblr's chaos.... #no idea why but because of that i feel more open to posting random stuff on there than here... #idk i feel iffy but also a lot of artists i follow still use it..... i am Conflicted...... //head in hands//

[dreadfuldevotee]

god why is existence such a fucking choooore

#went and got a couple things i was missing from the grocery store and got back to my apartment at like 8 #face planted into the bed and napped until 8:30 but kept pressing snooze until 9:30 #and have been flipping back and fourth between tumblr twit tiktok and ao3 for the past 2 hours trying to convince myself to get up and Eat #i was gonna meal prep but that sounds like too much work rn #char.txt