Phil: Ooh, follow-up question: does Cucurucho count as an employee?
[Fred and the Security Guard look at each other]
Phil: You looked at- you looked at each other there like you had to think about it.
[Fred hands him a book that says "Yes"]
Phil: In that case, yes, but I'll change my answer. [The clip transitions to a scene a few moments later] He lies all the time-
[Fred hands him another book that says "Although I don't know who is Cucurucho."]
Phil: ...Excuse me? You don't know who Cucurucho is?
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Phil: Oh, follow-up question: does Cucurucho count as an employee?
[Fred and the Security Guard look at each other]
Phil: You looked at- you looked at each other there like you had to think about it.
[Fred hands him a book that says "Yes"]
Phil: In that case, yes, I'll change my answer. [The clip transitions to a scene a few moments later] He lies all the time-
[Fred hands him another book that says "Although I don't know who is Cucurucho."]
Phil: ...Excuse me? You don't know who Cucurucho is? [Fred shakes his head] He looks like a bear, he's got a smiley face? He talks like this: Ha ha ha. Disfruta la isla. You've never heard of him? He always shows up at really weird times. Do you call him something different?
[Fred hands him a book that says "The Census Bureau? I've never met it."]
Phil: So are the Census Bureau employees of the Federation? [Fred fidgets, but doesn't nod or shake his head] Is that a yes? Like, nod?
[Fred hands him a book that says "Anyways who's doing the interview here, you or me? Let's continue."]
Phil: I'm trying to answer your questions more accurately and you're just giving me curveballs dude!
Edit: ppst, you can get this as a print on my inprnt right now!! There's even a sale!
It is FINISHED!! Here you go, a whole illustration inspired by a tweet
I keep seeing things I want to change but I can't keep changing things forever - so here you have it, my Frubbo brainrot induced masterpiece
Here it is in dark mode (also very cozy, I find it interesting to see how things like these can change the overall feeling of a piece!)
I also cropped them into profile picture size if anybody would be interested in that