#Fenris Cebrus
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OwO; y-yes granny?
)This is one simple question(
[She proceeds to tie up her hair]
)WHICH ONE OF YA DAMN FOOLS HAS THE BULGE TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME OF ALL FUCKING TROLLS!!(
)I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO GET MY CANE A BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF YA MONKEY BRAINED ASSES, I AM A TROLL OF PATIENCE BUT YA FOOLS TESTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!( )I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY SWEEPS!!!( )IM THIS CLOSE TO BUSTIN A CAP IN ALL YA'LLS ASSES TONIGHT, BUT I HAVE GRANBABIES TO WATCH OVER!!!(
[She slammed her fist down on her table, denting it]
)Ya younglings...dont understand...the mental torment ya put me through...those harsh memories...the struggle...ALL FLOODING BACK TO MY MIND LIKE A STORM!!( )YA IDIOTS!!!!!( )THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE DIVORCE!!!!!( )I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YA!!!( )Making me this mad...got me out here cussing up a storm...making me lose my RELIGION!!!!( )I already have to deal with so much...and you hit me with that...oh naw...HELL NAH!! TO THE NAH NAH NAH!!!( )I never been this disrespected is a long ass time...and the last time was when Belial BLEAK UGLY RUDE ASS ran in MY hive like he pay my bills!!( )BITCH, HOLY WATER!!(
[Cocks her gun cane with live ammo]
)If this...happens again...I have a whole clip for that ass!!!(
Soyuka: Y-Yohoho...D-Dang....
Taluco: I...I Think Fenrir pissed himself...
Fenris: N-no…th▲t w▲s mε…hε shittεd…
#Anonymous#LongPost#Troval Mefeko#Granny Troval#Fenrir Cebrus#Fenris Cebrus#Malara Rennok#Zurido Vixecu#Avelen Neleva#Soyuka Detoxa#Taluco Ialens
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[A knock at Nanami's door could be here, as a large delivery drone dropped off a package for her, neatly wrapped with the utmost care. A card was left on top of it in blue ink writing decorating it.
"Dε▲r N▲n▲mi, i dεcidεd ∰or Rεd Qu▲d's Night to gi∰t you somεthing spεci▲l, ▲nd im surε you will ▲dorε it ▲nd usε it to its ∰ullεst potεnti▲l. I s▲vεd up somε c▲sh ▲nd got you thε nεwεst modεl o∰ th▲t g▲ming husktop br▲nd you ▲lw▲ys r▲ving ▲bout. I still don't gεt it ▲t ▲ll, sincε i know nothing ▲bout g▲ming, but i∰ it m▲kεs you h▲ppy thεn i sεε no issuε. H▲ppy Rεd Qu▲d's, N▲n▲mi! ▲lso, i∰ you w▲nt to mεεt up ▲t my hivε l▲tεr…wε c▲n h▲vε somε ∰un~ my brothεr will bε out with his crush~ ;) -Lovε, ∰εnris"
Fenris @ Nanami
[Ignoring how heavy the carefully wrapped package was, she excitedly hurries it inside and shuts the door, note in hand. Reading through it carefully, her eyes glow a bit brighter and her cheeks become a bit warmer.]
Oh, F€nny you big sw€€th€art…
[That’s it! She’s decided to pay him a visit, but first she has to dress up. Like damn this woman literally walked out for a package in a white tank and some sweats. Her hair isn’t even fixed up! She shoots a text to some friends and hurries to the shower, ignoring whatever Gecko Ma had to say.]
@ask-swagger-dagger-trolls
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Asaego: ☧ay u☧, slut, I won the bet…run me my cash
Fenrir: AINT NOOO WAY!!! HOOOW TH3 ∭UCK!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
Fenris: Dudε, this is J▲m▲ri wε ▲rε t▲lking ▲bout hεrε, εvεry timε hε lε▲rns ▲ nεw sl▲ng, trεnd, or insult...Hε'LL TRY TO USε IT!!! Rεmεmbεr wh▲t h▲ppεnεd to N▲sou ▲nd thε sm▲ck c▲m trεnd...?
Fenrir: OOOkay…poooint tak3n… BUT STILL!!!
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►Fenris, what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of your Red quad?
Um..wεll you sεε…wh▲t h▲d h▲ppεn w▲s…um… I m▲y or m▲y h▲vε not…droolεd in hεr mouth by ▲ccidεnt…▲∰tεr I JUST ▲tε…▲ r▲w stε▲k...
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Thank you, @askthehiddencaste XD
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Don’t forg€t your favorit€ cologn€ b€for€ h€ading out, F€nny! 💕
N-N▲n▲mi…th▲nks ∰or thε support…▲ny ▲dvicε? C▲usε thε troll im dε▲ling with is ▲ s▲ssy cunt with ∰▲ngs ▲nd…wεll…this is my ∰irst…um…pitch d▲tε…
[He's lowkey panicking]
@you-cansci-me
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When your moirail channels their inner Asaego
@startup-code-hibernus
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I've come to make an announcement Fenris Cebrus's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his troll squirmy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com, Fenris Cebrus, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: [explosion noises], THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SQUIRMING, NO SLIME. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. You pissed on my wife so guess what? I'm gonna piss on the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Fenris: ...
Fenrir: ...
[Asaego laughing in the background, choking on his smoke]
#anonymous#Fenris Cebrus#Fenrir Cebrus#Asaego Xiliti#This is payback for what I said about Hounding...ain't it? XD
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Asaego: Hey…where the fuck is Fenris?
Fenrir: I hav3 nooo iddd3a, I hav3n't s33n him ∭ooor a whoool3…um…3 hooours?
Fenris: Bεhold…my grε▲tnεss~
[Long pause]
Asaego: HOLY SHIT!!
Fenrir: HOOOLY SHIT!!
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:blows a doggy whistle: puppies line up!
[They came rushing over as fest as they could]
Fenrir: OwO
Fenris: =_=
(Also~ HUGE ASS THANKS TO @one-twisted-sister for drawing their heads for me!! I LOVE YOU WAIFU!!!)
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#Fenrir Cebrus#Fenris Cebrus#Shuruo Hylieo#Lilida Horwel#LunarLovers#TEAM NIGHTLIGHT#NightLight#SpicyCottonCandy#Waterlilies#BloodyPoems#FeralAttractions
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Wh-
Why are there drones?
Fenris: This ∰ucking idiot turnεd dog in public!!!
Fenrir: Im sooorry oookay!! ∭uck, ooour hooomi3 was in th3 hooospital!! I sm3lt th3ir pitch's w3irddd ass sc3nt anddd it l3ddd m3 tooo th3 hooospital, I ∭uckinggg panick3ddd, anddd that dddoooggg in m3 gggooot loooooos3!!
Fenris: ▲nyw▲y, th▲nks to th▲t incidεnt…thε εmprεss is w▲tching ▲ll o∰ us… Εvεryonε is ▲ccountεd ∰or…εxcεpt…wεll…
Fenris: J▲m▲ri, Zippεl…▲nd...
Fenrir: Dddoooooomix, toooooo…
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The lights....they went ouT?
Fenris: This is our ch▲ncε! ▲ll thε dronεs ▲rε down, wε c▲n m▲kε ▲ run ∰or it!
Fenrir: Dddooont hav3 tooo t3ll m3 twic3! ∭uck it, l3t's mak3 lik3 a tooow truck anddd haul ass!!
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Fenris be lookin like a whole snack, and a bottom - Twiste
Im going on my ∰irst εVεR pitch d▲tε…so i h▲d to gεt my bεst out∰it on. ▲nd nicε try, clown, im know wh▲t i ▲m ▲nd im not going to humor your t▲unt.
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