#Taluco Ialens

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FIRST SPEEDPAINT!!~

Taluco & Boreas' pride and joy, Acosta and Brutus, the chunky little beans!! Boreas Belongs To @one-twisted-sister ↓↓SPEEDPAINT↓↓

#Taluco Ialens #Strawbare&Grapejuice #doodle #Speedpaint #Wow FireAlpaca came through with this update!! YAY!!!

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Taluco Ialens

First started as a Trollsona, but after a while turned into her own thing and became a Fantroll. She is a Mutantblood due to some deep lore which will take to long to explain. She is an Artist and a big fan of fruity drinks

Garlik Femara

A 9ft tall purple blood

She isn't the brightest (bimbo energy) and is all around friendly

She was "brainwashed" by the clurch because they saw her as a useful asset but she did not want to be a subjugulator and was showing signs of rebellion.

She is a killing machine but the circumstances are very specific, he trigger is a list. Most specifically a list of names but if given any list something in her brain is triggered to bring forward the highblood rage.

#homestuck #polls #tumblr polls #tournament polls

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Taluco: Granny t...whaT was tHAt!?!? Troval: )Look...youngling was on that gunplay...but didn't realize they were playing on Extreme Mode with ME( Taluco: Ma'am...32 Times, ThOugh? Troval: )I dont regret it...(

#Troval Mefeko #Granny Troval #Taluco Ialens

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Troval: )Hehehe...(

Taluco: Is trOval Okay?? Jamari: JAMARI NOT KNOW!! TROVAL BEEN LIKE THIS AFTER SEEING BIG BULKY TROLL!! Taluco: Big bulky Tr- oHHHHH!!! ohhhhhh, Okay...I see nOw... She's fine... Jamari: ???

#Troval Mefeko #Granny Troval #AgedLove #Jamari #Taluco Ialens

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Soyuka that's a sick fit!! What did the others think of it?

[Avalon is lost for words, and his moirai is still gobsmacked, they wont be getting any sleep anytime soon] Xylyno: S⊙yuka! 👁 l⊙ve y⊙ur ⊙utfit, t⊙⊙ bad 👁 c⊙uld never wear s⊙mething as remarkable! Soyuka: Yohoho...Aww...you guys~

Troval: )A bit...um...revealing...dont ya think?( Zurido: ☾i think it looks super cool!!☽ Taluco: Yea...buT...One punch TO The bOOb and she's a gOner...

#Anonymous #Soyuka Detoxa #Troval Mefeko #Granny Troval #Zurido Vixecu #Taluco Ialens #Xylyno Keygri #Avalon Logres #LoveCut #Frenemies #Scopophobia

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#FIRST POLL!!! YAY!! #Taluco Ialens #Voluma Camono #Avalon Logres #Blog Poll

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OwO; y-yes granny?

)This is one simple question(

[She proceeds to tie up her hair]

)WHICH ONE OF YA DAMN FOOLS HAS THE BULGE TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME OF ALL FUCKING TROLLS!!(

)I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO GET MY CANE A BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF YA MONKEY BRAINED ASSES, I AM A TROLL OF PATIENCE BUT YA FOOLS TESTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!( )I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY SWEEPS!!!( )IM THIS CLOSE TO BUSTIN A CAP IN ALL YA'LLS ASSES TONIGHT, BUT I HAVE GRANBABIES TO WATCH OVER!!!(

[She slammed her fist down on her table, denting it]

)Ya younglings...dont understand...the mental torment ya put me through...those harsh memories...the struggle...ALL FLOODING BACK TO MY MIND LIKE A STORM!!( )YA IDIOTS!!!!!( )THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE DIVORCE!!!!!( )I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YA!!!( )Making me this mad...got me out here cussing up a storm...making me lose my RELIGION!!!!( )I already have to deal with so much...and you hit me with that...oh naw...HELL NAH!! TO THE NAH NAH NAH!!!( )I never been this disrespected is a long ass time...and the last time was when Belial BLEAK UGLY RUDE ASS ran in MY hive like he pay my bills!!( )BITCH, HOLY WATER!!(

[Cocks her gun cane with live ammo]

)If this...happens again...I have a whole clip for that ass!!!(

Soyuka: Y-Yohoho...D-Dang....

Taluco: I...I Think Fenrir pissed himself...

Fenris: N-no…th▲t w▲s mε…hε shittεd…

#Anonymous #LongPost #Troval Mefeko #Granny Troval #Fenrir Cebrus #Fenris Cebrus #Malara Rennok #Zurido Vixecu #Avelen Neleva #Soyuka Detoxa #Taluco Ialens

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Fenrir: !?!?!?!

Malara: Oh...my...goodnesS...

Taluco: HoLY FUcKING SHIt!!! tREYFA!?!?!

Soyuka: Y-Yohoho...U-Um...am I still high?

Troval: )OH MY LORD...LOOK AT MY BABY!!( )Oh, I thought I never see the day, Tay-Tay ya look so stunning!!( )Imma take so many pictures and show them to Montie and the others, let me get my camera!!(

Zippel: Nice titz...

Treyfa: ☄I hate...my life...)

#doodle #Treyfa Yamezz #Soyuka Detoxa #Taluco Ialens #Fenrir Cebrus #TEAM NIGHTLIGHT #NightLight #Malara Rennok #WaterDullahan #Troval Mefeko #Granny Troval #Zippel Scemes

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🍼 Adrian and Taluca? :3c

Crack Grubs - Mireya & Jaspar Ialens

Name: Mireya Ialens

Likes/Dislikes: Likes: Clown church, Cooking, EDM, Quadrant movies (Romantic movies), Make-up Dislikes: Yelling, Taller trolls, Bright lights, Rainy weather

First word: “Dah-dee?”

Appearance: Picture above (Back)

Which parent they look more like: Taluco

Which parent they like more: Both (Even tho in my sick headcanon, Adrian hates her)

Height once fully grown: 7'10ft

Job ambition: Preacher

Faceclaim: Lizzo

Name: Jaspar Ialens

Likes/Dislikes: Likes: His big sister, Taluco, Track & field, Jello, Aunty Bawxie Dislikes: ADRIAN, Hole in his shoes, Hair brushes, Purplebloods

First word: “PAW!!” (Bawxie's nickname)

Appearance: Picture above (Front)

Which parent they look more like: Adrian

Which parent they like more: Taluco (Cause in my sick headcanon, Adrian banned Mireya from joining the church cause she is a Cuspblood. He tries to get Jaspar to join cause he IS a full Purple, but refuses until his big sister is able to join.)

Height once fully grown: 9'9ft

Job ambition: Security guard

Faceclaim: Bow Wow (Young)

#just-more-trolls #doodle #Crack Grubs #Taluco Ialens

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Im a big biTch...I knOw I am and I canT deny iT...BUt

BuT ThaT’s whaT makes me WAIFU MAtERIAL!!

#Taluco Ialens

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Asaego's ancestor giving bottom vibes just like cheese boy huh

OYE!! OYE!! WHY ARE MY GLASSES ACTING U☧ ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! WHOA!!!!! AHHHH!!

[A deep chuckle could be heard in the void of the mind.]

oH SHIt!! ASAEGo!! WAKE UP!! oH SHIt, HE PASSED oUt!!! SoMEoNE CALL NANNAY AND HEIRoS!! ASAEGo!?

[This is why we dont piss off the Lord of Mind, shit like THIS will happen, Poor Asaego]

#Taluco Ialens #Asaego Xiliti #anonymous

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Troval: )...It has been a few weeks now...(

Malara: True...but I think she deserves to resT... But others have been asking about heR...

Taluco: tHoSE FUCKING BAStARDS WILL PAY!!

Soyuka: Yohoho...Preach girl...but damn...what the fuck did they do to her!?

#Troval Mefeko #Granny Troval #Soyuka Detoxa #Malara Rennok #Taluco Ialens

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Taluco: tHAt DUMBASS!!! UGH!!! HE HUNG UP!!

Soyuka: Yohoho...Shit I dont blame him, I feel some weird vibes, I guess hanging around Belial has its perks. Yohoho...The dead is playing games at Asaego...

Taluco: WELL WHAt WE GoING to Do!?!?!

Soyuka: Yohoho...Tal...chill...go in his hive, next to his laptop, and get that baggie behind it. Yohoho...It has his emergency weed, Dragon's Breath.

Asaego: Ugh....Heiros...?

Soyuka: Yohoho...There...good as new!

Taluco: ....????

#doodle #Soyuka Detoxa #Taluco Ialens #Asaego Xiliti

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Taluco: IT's Pale Quads NighT...and my mOirail is sTill On her hOly missiOn... IT geTs sO lOnely sOmeTimes...

Soyuka: Yohoho...Well, you know Fromia, her determination for the Messiahs is strong. Yohoho...But mad respect for sticking it out, Tal, if I was your shoes I would have lost my mind and broken shit...

Taluco: WhO said I didnT?

Soyuka: YOHOHO...DA FUCK!?

#Soyuka Detoxa #Taluco Ialens #Pale's Night #Diamond's Night

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(Im having too much fun with the fucking circle meme...! XD My favs are Malara and Asaego because nostalgia bait for me!) PART 1!!~

#HS Meme #HMS #Her Minacious Splendiferous #Xevghy Galish #Nellid Gowlae #Avelen Neleva #Asaego Xiliti #Malara Rennok #Taluco Ialens

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Some of you gals look stttrong enough ttto pick me up outtt of my wheelchair and kiss me on ttthe lips. Ttthe questttion is are any of you gals willing?

Soyuka: Yohoho...Some of us are taken, wheels...

Malara: I have to agree with, Ms. Detoxa, Im taken in both quads so I can noT...

Treyfa: ☄Lift I can...do, but smooching strangers....fuck no)

Taluco: Yea, sOrry hun, smOOching is a nO...

Voluma: ⋙holdyn would be ve☈y jelly...& might dismembe☈ you, which means new muse...Okay!⋘

Doomix: ...

#Taluco Ialens #Soyuka Detoxa #Malara Rennok #Doomix Glazer #Treyfa Yamezz #Voluma Camono #ask-melanc-vivura