#FUCKING RUNS OFF A CLIFF

[partyinthemysterymachine]

I AM THE FUNNIEST FUCKING PERSON IN EXISTENCE

LISTEN I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT MY OWN TIME ZONE: I POSTED GOOMT CH69 ON 6/9

I DID IT IDC IT IS STLL 6/9 IN THE WESTERN STATES AND I AM FUNNY

AS 

F U C K

so WITNESS ME

#ches writes #goomt #SCREAMS INTO A FUCKING POTATO BAG #IDC I DID I STILL DID IT #BOO-YAH #I AM AMERICAN SO IT WAS 6/9 WHEN I POSTED CH69 IF UCKING DID IT ASDF #KHSFLHKSCFGHKDSFGHKDFGHKDGFLKHDFG #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #FUCKING RUNS OFF A CLIFF #GOOD ///D A Y/// MOTHERFUCKERS; GOOD #D A Y

[literalite]

sent his gay ass to the barber

#ts4 #nayef #idk why my cas lighting decided to fuck off into oblivion fghjk ill fix it like tomorrow. idk #IVE MISSED HIMMMM urgh the people's prince really. look at him i need to run off a cliff #seph.txt

[chanstopher]

Bang Chan | lollapalooza by Dispatch

#bang chan #christopher bang #official photos #BE SOOOOO FUCKING FOR REALLLLLLLL RIGHT NOW #god u chhhwhxhs haaaaaaaaa fffffffff eye- listen…. i don’t- god when he just- #i’m gonna run off a cliff like a looney tune

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

no bastard was ever as smug as when will graham was given the chance to show off how much his stupid cannibal loved him ever-

#raj shitposting #him spitting it in chilton's face that the reason hannibal didn't kill him is because he wanted to be his friend. #him outrightly TELLING pazzi that he sides with hannibal. #him showing off his scar to chiyoh when he thought that she didn't know hannibal. #him telling jack that he wanted to run away with hannibal. #him talking AT freddie in and the woman clothed with the sun. #him telling jack AGAIN that he wants to run away with hannibal. #him talking to bedelia when-fucking-ever. #his attitude towards alana is fucking gold when he realises she and hannibal are a thing lol. #him repeating hannibal's exact words to dolarhyde to tell him that his monster will always love him more than anything. #and people say hannibal loves will more... bitch hannibal fell first but will fell harder and THEN they fell off a fucking cliff. #miss will graham #hannigram #hannibal

[ace-n-mooch-daily]

Today's Ace is fucked, literally

#acen'moochdaily #undertale yellow #ace uty #uty ace #ed uty #uty ed #mod chive #if you've followed me in my cookie run phase and recognize this shitpost NO YOU DO NOT #also this could work with orion too since I know there are more ShootingCard shippers here on Tumblr #NOOOO I MADE HIM RIGHT HANDED NOOOOO FUCKKK #why do I keep making left handed characters right handed 😭 #first Sans now Ace. fuck this lemme jump off a cliff

[mick3yz]

GUESS WHO’S GETTING BACK INTO CAMP CAMP (2023 EDITION)

#cc david #david camp camp #camp camp #fuck rooster teeth #art #text says: David the type of guy to run off of a cliff and stand in the air until he looks down- says oopsies- and then plummet downward

[moe-broey]

Felicia Fire Emblem Fates IS the epitome of "If all your friends jumped off a bridge Would You❓"

#fire emblem #fe fates #LIKE. i know it's the devotion to corrin. but. #it is SO funny that she did that just bc corrin did it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #revelations has my favorite start to a game ever espppp as m corrin bc it is SO FUNNY. #NO ONE is the voice of reason. EVERYBODY is mad at me. i've just run away w this girl i just met #my silly ditzy extremely capable in combat maid is the ONLY person who will vouch for me at this point #it's just me and the girlies. against the world. #now JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF W ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #THE NEXT MAP IS SOOOOO GOOD TO TBH like. THE STORYTELLING OF IT TBH #it really does instill this deep feeling of loneliness. and you're so fucked. #it is a CRIME that felicia and azura don't have supports 😭😭😭 after that bonding experience you'd think they would. #even if it's just in revelation. #fe felicia

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

still find it so funny that ppl think that memoryless c!prime aren’t just recreating exile 2 bc like. literally the start of planned lore (as bits at the time but it developed into the lore we have today) was c!dream deciding wow my friend is cool but y’know what would be cooler if I had complete control over his actions and held something he loved hostage like c!prime cannot be healthy friends and turning them into blank slates doesn’t fix that bc c!dreams literal first act as a character was needing an unhealthy amount of control over c!tommy because he was a bit of a bitch to him. these characters could have whatever the fuck memories and that’s not gonna change the fact a control freak who hates change and an impulsive rebel who hates stagnancy are fundamentally incompatible in like any sort of actually healthy friendship!

#legit so funny this isn’t even like a mad post it’s just like #you rlly just erased their entire base personality huh? #like if they are friends they’ll inevitably be toxic and abusive #so either c!tommy and c!dream realised they weren’t compatible and got into conflicta lot and stopped being friends #or we get canon c!prime except c!tommy has no support system #c!dream didn’t like have a pack of teenagers run his parents off a cliff or something #its not some traumatic memory that made him abuse c!tommy #it's the fact he's petrified of change and his friends leaving him and losing control #all of which are Personality Traits. which. if they lost their personality too they’re literally not even c!dream and c!tommy anymore #they died and two different people are piloting their fucking corpses #y'all do not get the BASICS of their character if you think they can have a healthy friendship #THEY LITERALLY NEVER DID… #like pre exile c!prime wasn’t abusive but it sure as fuck wasn’t healthy! c!dream killed c!tommy twice!!! #he did a war crime on him!!! #dream smp #Primeboys (derogatory)

[running-in-the-dark]

sooooo

I'm 32 now

when can I expect to finally grow out of getting obsessed with men people stuff? I'm waiting....

#I doooo not want it #it's embarrassing #can it stop please #BUT also can I not feel depressed and like an empty shell when it's not happening #I mean I can handle it when it's things. hobbies. shows. whatever #sure it usually ends up being expensive as fuck but #at least I don't go around humiliating myself by talking about nothing but a random guy for months on end #how embarrassing! I think a man is hot! I must jump off a cliff immediately #but whyyyy can't I be normal about it at least #other people get obsessed with normal things! like. idk. anything else #soo anyway the opening narration for the texas chainsaw massacre is great isn't it? he did such a good job :) what a nice voice :) I am not #going to be weird about this man any longer :) no I won't! I'm normal about him! I don't want to bite him or chew on his face or anything #like that. just normal things. uh. sex? that's what people usually want. yeah fine that. I mean I do. want. oh I think I'm doing it again #haha no it's fine I just think he's neat (he's the only person on earth no one else exists anymore he's so beautiful oh my god have you seen #his little face he looks like a cute little potato I've never seen anything prettier in my life haha I need to run my hands through his hair #and have you seen how tall he is and he's so cute and I need to. be taken outside and shot. god. #I keep. shrieking. every time I see him. at such a high frequency that it hurts my own fucking ears. because. I can't believe that he exists #I'm. so. stupid!!!! #annnd repeat this every time this happens blah blah blah i should jsut delete this blog right now oh my GOD.

[whippedcloudsofcream]

Mace Windu “vs” Asajj Ventress

#mace windu #asajj ventress #Or Asajj runs away once she knows she’s about to get her ass beat #pls they need to make this fight canon somehow because it’s so fucking funny it makes asajj look like such a loser #first she had to trick some padawan idiot to help her fight (rhad is so fucking ugly and stupid it physically pains me) because she couldnt #handle two jedi Knights on her own #then mace comes in and asajj is like ooooh ive been waiting for this fight #and mace absolutely is just not having it he completely disregards her #he’s basically like bitch?? who are you?? while pushing her aggresively to the edge of a fucking cliff #he makes it Clear he is fully willing to toss her off that cliff to crack her body open on the ground #asajj realizes quickly she is Waaaay in over her head (getting those anakin flashbacks) and leaves on some dinky flying droid #smiling like she won?? 😂😂 #these comics are so STUPID #but i need this fight canon #‘We are Not Equals.’ Tell her Mace!! 😭💖💖

[novathesheltie]

This is nothing new but a note on how a dog having energy doesn’t necessarily mean he will be the best partner for all activities that requires high energy:

So Nova isn’t low energy by any means, but he’s very selective on the activity he will expend his energy on. I walk him everyday for 50-60min, 20min to the park, 20min of parkour/diy agility, 20min walk back. He’s in shape, is what I’m trying to say.

Yesterday evening on our evening hike, I set a goal: I wanted to reach a look out point to watch the sunset. I’ve been going to the gym 5 days a week for the last two months to get in shape. I wanted to reach that point fast, so I set the pace pretty intensively and didn’t slow down during climbs.

Nova was falling BEHIND lmao. Not because I don’t think he can do it-he can. He just finds it boring. I usually let him sniff and stuff on hikes, but even when I’m going at a normal pace, he falls behind. He’s not keen on going faster. He’s rather fall behind and sprint up to catch up (which ends up being an endless cycle). (this leads to a lot of my friends and other hikers telling me my dog is far behind, and i have to say, yes i know, he’s coming don’t worry.)

This same dog could do 40min of high intensity runs and jumps and whatnot at the park. Sometimes we do that when I have extra time, with several minute breaks in-between, but this dog will go-go-go until his heart bursts. Hikes though? Meh.

Sometimes we come back from a two hour hike in the calanques and he’s bringing me his entire collection of toys to play (while i’m in my bed recovering).

Which isn’t a big deal! But this is why sometimes I think maybe I should also own Koa. She’s the perfect hiking partner with her endless endurance and energy storage.

But I also lovelovelove doing parkour and training stuff with Nova at the park, and if agility was more accessible to us, we’d be taking classes 100%.

I find it funny that I have a relatively high energy dog on my hands that I’ll have to drag on hikes, but change the context, and I have the most willing, crazy energized dog who seems tireless to the outsider.

#text #dogblr #sheltie #nova #koa would be thriving here #BUT she’s have to stay on leash or she’d run off a cliff for sure #she’s see a person on the other side of the mountain and not think for a second and run straight into the void #we passed a drone yesterday and lowkey panicked bc it was a cliff area :) and nova is obv reactive to drones :) #he recalled perfectly though #and i said very loudly WHAT FUCKING IDIOT WOULD BRING A DRONE HERE #(bc drones are not allowed in the calanques) (also its fucking annoying for other people) #anyways :-)

[royalyellowdreams]

Ignore the quality

They're so silly, two idiots nerding abt magic

#they should kiss #they would if i stopped running around the underdark #shadowheart fucking jumped off a cliff at one point i dont know what that was abt #i made my astarion an art dealer #his inventory is just paintings that i want to sell but keep forgetting to #anyway #i cant wait to find nicer clothes for my tav hes too fancy for that shirt

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

So many governments tried to get rid of Sade but none of them just tried to fuck him. Maybe that's what his sub ass wanted. Just fuck him and he'll go away

New strategy

#This man lived life like the fucking Road Runner #just ducking down to peck at some seeds narrowly missing the missile shot at his head #and avoiding it not through his own actions but through the itter incompetence of his persecutors #my guys got three different Wile E Coyotes after him but they're too busy running off cliffs and blowing themselves up #to kill the FUCKING ROADRUNNER #HES RIGHT THERE! KILL HIM YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT #ask #anon ask

[anothermonikan]

What did they do to the horses in TOTK.

#maybe I just got lucky in botw but like. has any one else had issues with controlling the horses? #it's like they have no barrior collision at all. I've had a few horses now straight up run off cliffs and I never had that issue in BOTW #literally just tried to catch the giant white stallion for my sibling and it ran off a cliff and fucking died #it's weird man aha #TLOZ #TLOZ TOTK #TOTK #android.txt

[iinmysights]

the weak blue roan nokota: *dies after getting hit by a train*

the chad red chestnut arabian: *loses exactly 0 health after being trampled by 6 horses and a bank’s stagecoach, gets up and gallops at full speed to get to me after i whistle for her*

#Ravage.txt #oh bloodwrath i fucking love you girl. unfortunately we have to take it from the top and slightly to the left though bc the coach crashed 😭 #her getting run over accidentally flipped me on top of the coach so i killed the driver but then it wouldn’t let me ride it so i fell off 😐 #then it went over a cliff. girlie i swear this time you won’t get mangled

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

Scarlet’s Guide to Rejecting an Unwanted Romantic Advance

Sorry folks, she always chooses (psychological) violence.

Letting this Scarlet AU escape containment was a mistake.

#my art #Regrowth AU #yes she's doing the fucking. condescending wonka meme #i am so sorry to zheng hua for being subjected to this last night #every other Scarlet AU is relatively soft and then there's just. This One #i laughed about it with friends before like #they're all soft rats and then #there's Her. the goddamn NYC pizza rat that'll swipe the food right off your plate #i swear i feel like i need people to sign waivers to interact with her or smth HDJDH #she's so much worse than i even let her be in public. the leash is very tight #she'd be so mean to people if i let her #but in-game nerfs me anyway because i can't describe what she's doing as well #anyway brb chucking her off a cliff (it's fine it's a diving spot) #i get very tempted to make an ask blog for Regrowth sometimes tbh #could be fun lol just depends on if i'd get enough interaction to make it work #pay her 50 gold to roast you (literally and figuratively) #ANYWAY #DISCLAIMER: do not follow Scarlet's advice ever it's always bad #time to set this down and run away because i wasted my life drawing it