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[hephaestuscrew]

Who says the episode title phrases in each episode of Wolf 359?

I've created a spreadsheet to show which character says the episode title phrase (i.e. the words which form the name of that particular episode) in every episode of Wolf 359. Graphs summarising this data can be found below, but to look at the full spreadsheet in all its glory, and see the progression through the series, you can follow this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cQLkhxbDAItU6rdiUAYGn54FXXxYC-JXlCmP_Dqe9FA/

(Please note: I’ve focused here on which character first speaks the exact title phrase within the episode itself. In some cases, this is not the only - or the most significant - time that the title phrase is spoken.)

EDIT: This post previously stated incorrectly that "the devil's plaything" is not said in Ep57. In fact, it is said by Pryce (through Minkowski). Thank you to @yaghoulghosty for pointing this out!

Season breakdown graphs below the cut...

#Wolf 359 #w359 #the empty man posteth #I think I'll reblog this with properly worded thoughts about the patterns at some point #but for now I'd like to draw attention to a couple of things: #(1) the proportion of Eiffel title phrases reduces as the show progresses #reflecting both the movement away from a sole focus on Eiffel's narration #and perhaps the balance shifting more towards drama rather than comedy over time #(Eiffel is particularly good at coining a comedic turn of phrase) #(2) After the SI-5 are introduced #there's 5 Kepler or Jacobi title phrases in a row #solidifying the SI-5's presence in the show #If you view the title phrases as often referencing the key problem or issue of that episode #then I think it is significant who expresses it #Please do feel free to share your own thoughts! #On a personal note: #when I make things like this #it seems kinda absurd that I only started properly considering the idea that I might be autistic this year #I'm sure all the neurotypicals are regularly making spreadsheets and graphs about the fiction podcasts they think about constantly...

[teencopandthesourwolf]

THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN EVERY EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF EVER

part i (part ii HERE)

17 different heart attack-inducing storylines all overlapping with one another with some genuinely excellent concepts and lots of cool af lore that's executed so terribly it convinces you that whomever is in charge must surely be a hamster

werewolves and teenagers alike with some seriously debilitating mental conditions running around like they're contestants on the wheel of fortune

scott pining loudly over allison, pre or post allison's death, regardless of who he is dating at the time

beautiful beautiful derek "my whole family died and i'm being soso brave about it and trying to make myself a new one by collecting teen misfits and putting them in a plastic tupperware box but forgetting to poke holes in the lid bc i'm on the spectrum and trying to process and deal and grow as a person is really tough when life keeps getting harder instead of easier and will somebody please PLEASE just give me a break" hale.

deaton being a smug little twat

STILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTILESSTI

greenberg being the star of the show

lydia slaying

everybody apart from stiles running around like headless chickens while stiles tries to tell everybody what they need to do but none of them ever listen to stiles so stiles has to do something drastic and dangerous then everybody is all like OMG STILES WHY DID YOU DO THAT THAT'S SO DRASTIC AND DANGEROUS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU and stiles has to try his best not to eviscerate every single fucking one of them bc he is a good friend to scott

jeff davis doing his doggone constipated best to debunk sterek by writing dialogue/giving directions that hilariously just ardently confirm sterek even more with each epically gay scene

scott sending out thee biggest punch me i'm a motherfucker vibes

AUTISM

danny mahealani stealing the hearts and minds of young and old alike

dylan o'brien being extremely kind by trying his absolute best not to show up all the other actors with his scene-stealing, oscar-worthy performances every second he is on screen and failing miserably.

scott ignoring his phone

mama mcall being so real and a milf

derek's eyebrows being an actual main character

scott auditioning for a new cutting edge reality tv show show called: GIVE ME A NEW PERSONALITY BEFORE SOMEBODY ENDS MY LIFE FOR ME!

boyd being better than everybody else

57% of scenes being filmed in beacon hills high school

41% of scenes being filmed in beacon hills hospital

peter hale, cunt, rocking your world whether you like it or not

(part ii HERE)

#feel free to add on! #emo lycanthrope romantic comedy my beloved <3 #teen wolf #the one and only #show of all time #gay werewolves #freaks and geeks with magic #the biles bilinski diaries #and scott #lol #sterek #team woof #tw meta #every episode of teen wolf ever #tcats posts #a wolf and his queueman

[lariptide]

WHAT is going on at the fall out boy function today x

#they rlly just be doing anything #pay for a concert get a free comedy show #patrick stump #pete wentz #fall out boy #fob

[colbrot]

2000-2022

#jon stewart #stephen colbert #the daily show #stewbert #jon #stephen #HELPPPP I FOUND THE FULL EP #sorry the quality is so ass!! esp the last towo gifs :(( if i zoomed in anymore it looked horrible #anyway its 2009 leave me alone!!! im cringe but im free #its sooo insane that this footage exists. like i totally believe him at face value but its crazyy. a comedy show can be so special

[mahoganygold213]

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6.04: "Bourgie Sings the Blues" Air date: October 9, 1995

#fresh prince of bel air #ashley banks #will smith #care free #free of cares #tv gifs #tv edits #6.04 #tatyana ali #sitcom #black sitcoms #comedy #90s tv shows #90s nostalgia #90s fashion #blaze🔥 #signal boost

[anotherfanaccount]

Episode 14 has been watched. And I can safely say that we are getting the happy ending.

Next episode eun seong bitchass gets caught in the trap hyun woo laid out for him. And Hyun Woo gets out because he got a smart lawyer friend. Hae In is confused but that's okay. Hong family will save baekhong this time.

Soocheol is fine everyone. He's faking it. Remember he learnt the first lesson of boxing is faking it. So this Hong will be fine too.

For the finale episode Seul Hee tries to avenge her son but is struck by Grace's car.

And the show ends with Beomja's fourth wedding in yongduri.

Epilogue. Baekhong go on trips and baby 1031 is incoming soon.

#queen of tears #pay me tvn I can write this drama too #kdrama #the abrupt shift from tragedy to comedy would have been so jarring if not for the actors #good lord the actors are carrying this show #one more week of asking for Eun Seong's d word and then we'll be free

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Alan Davies and Bill Bailey together is just genius

Jonathan Creek - "the Tailor's Dummy" (4x03)

#Jonathan creek #tv show quotes #comedy #crime drama #mystery #detective shows #90s tv #alan davies #bill Bailey #this whole exchange lives in my head rent free #Trying to sneakily influence people to watch this show

[theheightofdishonor]

I have a couple more shows on my watchlist and once that's done i think i'll be taking a (probably brief) break from asian dramas to focus on some of the other dozen watchlists i have (anime maybe? i might skip jojo and try daiya no ace again- we'll see though)

I'm hitting the 300 dramas mark soon (that's 300 completed mind you, not counting movies, and not counting things i've dropped) so i'll probably write something later in the year too reflecting on both the shows that've come out this year and the ones i've watched

For now i thought i'd jot down a couple notes about the currently airing shows i'm keeping up with since i haven't had time to do that in a while. I'll be doing this in the order I watch them in.

Middleman's Love- ngl I'm solely watching this for King and Uea. I know some of you like this show but the main couple just don't work for me and the side couple are only mildly more interesting. I'll keep watching it to the end but it's a skim watch.

Twins- A great example of how silly is fine when it's enjoyable. I fucking adore this show right now. This has volleyball in it and I'm a haikyuu!! fan before i'm a person so of course i was going to watch this show no matter how dumb it is but it's great. I'm having a blast. I like the family dynamics, I like Sprite, I like how they're committing to the 'slow' part of 'slow burn', I like all the stupid hijinks, I like that I can watch this show and be like "oh he's a Setter, like Kageyama!", I just like it. Poor First though, doing all this work of unlearning his hatred for Zee for no damn good reason.

My Dear Gangster Oppa- This one used to be first on my list but after the dumb breakup last week, it's dropped down. I hate the noble idiocy trope as @lurkingshan calls it. It's stupid, it's annoying and I don't think this week's episode made up for it. Shame really, I was quite enjoying this show at first. The chemistry's good and cliches are fine when they're enjoyable. If it wasn't ending next week, I would drop it.

Last Twilight- Saving the best for last because a) it's a heavier show with more to think about than any of the above and b) youtube's interface annoys me.Tbh I only started watching this in the hopes that it might rewrite my current reflex of wincing everytime I see Jimmy's face in a gifset but it's such an excellent show. Aof's directing and storytelling is excellent as usual and he really does deserve credit for how handles his actors. Watching JimmySea in this and then vv is like whiplash.

ps. Pit Babe- i'm not invested in keeping up with this show and my desire to do so depends on factors such as the amount of free time I have and how reluctant I am to use youtube to watch Last Twilight. It seems to have inklings of an interesting plot + obviously it's fandom history cuz of the a/b/o but the way they only half lean into the omegaverse aspects of it without explaining anything makes me wonder what people who aren't familiar with the concept of omegaverse think about this show and how they understand it. Like it has to be confusing without context, right? Mostly, i'm just watching for Nut Supanut and Nut Supanut only though it remains to be seen whether my affection for him will eventually be worn down by how annoying his character is. I swear, if it were played by anyone else or if I cared about the main characters to any extent, I'd find Way insufferable. But so far, i'm supporting all his wrongs. Especially when he looks so damn pretty doing it.

#middleman's love #my dear gangster oppa #last twilight the series #pit babe the series #twins the series #i;m not watching cooking crush #thai comedy isnt really my style and the only person id watch it for is nanon #cherry magic started today but i'll put it off til it either finishes airing or i find myself having some free time when gangster oppa ends #re: noble idiocy ive gotten to the point where it's a make or break tbh #like i havent seen a half decent execution of it in so long #the only sufferable examples off the top of my head #is in simr when phob leaves for like an hour and then ends up coming back #and word of honor where it has consequences #and zzs almost dies + gets genuinely pissed off about it #that whole scene was so cathartic tbh #ik there's over a dozen other currently airing shows but those im shoving off to binge #i only have so much free time lmao

[trashpidgeon48]

Walk away just like DENIISE

#the goes wrong show #mischief comedy #mischief theatre #Robert Grove #the play that goes wrong #Robert's amazon monologue lives rent free in my mind #Henry Lewis

[svtskneecaps]

cucurucho and the federation need to step up their game. what is up with those basic ass questions? what the hell do those tell you about a person?? nah. NAH. i have a LIST of questions on my phone that would tell you INFINITELY more about a person than their basic ass "what was your name / occupation / hobby / age" step up your scientific game you polar bear bitch. EXAMPLES:

what is your minecraft sprint keybind? (information gained: are you basic, normal, or are you wacked out of your FUCKING MIND)

what color is your elephant? (information gained: do they take things at face value or do they think more deeply [i.e. did they ask "tf you mean 'my elephant']? are they a basic bitch ("gray") or a quirky random sparkle sunshine (any other color) )

if you could get rid of one word from any language, what word would it be and why? (information gained: do they attack their language or someone else's? is it because of the word's meaning, or its pronunciation, or an outside factor?)

if you could choose a measurement system to use, would you use metric, imperial, or something else? (information gained: are they water (metric) or a human being (imperial) )

how fast can you type? (information gained: are they terminally online and/or a fucking loser for knowing their wpm)

at what minute does 3 o'clock stop being 3 and start being 4? (information gained: do they take things at face value, and where do they start rounding [ex. is 3:30 still 3? is 3:31 still 3? 3:40?] )

when i say 'chair' do you see a chair in your head? describe that chair. (information gained: do they think in images? psychoanalyze their chairs. steel chair? school chair? rocking chair? electric chair?)

which finger do you start counting on? (information gained: do they count with their culture or are they a class traitor)

are you a cowboy or a pirate? (information gained: are they a cowboy or a pirate)

#qsmp #FEEL FREE TO SOUND OFF WITH MORE LET'S PROVE THE FEDERATION AIN'T SHIT #basically what i'm saying is cucurucho feel free to consult with me i don't charge any fees #shut up vic #block game brainrot #for legal reasons this is both comedy and genuine curiosity #i wonder these kinds of things almost constantly #would love if the qsmp census bureau took its job seriously and came up with more than five questions #feels like a missed opportunity to me idk they've got a lot going on already ofc #but cucurucho showing up periodically with randomly unhinged and perfectly reasonable uquiz type questions #sounds fucking hilarious to me. like 'what's your favorite color? have you ever met god?'

[abyssmalice]

(ACTUALLY while im on my thonky-thonkies for the night, i would like to say - as much as i love writing toni-sibby shenanigans and generally writing within that premise, i would very much like to write her default no-brother verse some more..............

it's unfortunately the setting with the most nuance and complicated Stuff(TM) for my tonitoni so sugdyguygdygyugdsugsdu I NEED TO REMEMBER SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A FREE CANDY WALLET CALLED AJAX TO BUG SOMETIMES!!)

#ooc | (written and loved and forgotten); #(im not annoyed abt this bc her mischief is always fun) #(BUT TONI ISNT ALWAYS LIKE THIS 24/7 EITHER..... SHES MORE THAN JUST A CANDY-MANIAC TRICKSTER BRAT!!!!! SHES COMPLICATED!!) #(i gave her three layers of depression and i want to utilize it- yudgyucgduysg) #(as much as i love being the free sibling comedy show i literally have a philosophy minor and would LIKE TO USE IT!!!!) #(sits on my knees. let my girl be morally grey and talk abt morals and STUFFFFF!!!)

[sohannabarberaesque]

Just as long as it was running at the top of my head, picture this scenario:

The Banana Splits, on their Road Trip of Redemption from that awful horror film treatment, turn out to have a stop in Wisconsin Dells as includes an evening appearance at the Elm Street Plaza in concert and mirth, opening, more or less, as thus:

BINGO, taking stock of the mostly tourist-type audience for the show: How were we to know people were actually going to show up in the first place? FLEEGLE, slightly surprised: Who else would they be expecting, the Black Cat Tour? SNORKY: [Rather blatant honking, which Drooper interprets as "Whatever that was."] BINGO, trying to keep things a little crazy: Alright, if I may take a little survey here ... how many of you in the audience see yourselves as locals or even as tourists in your hometown? [Modest number of hands raised in response] DROOPER, trying to be pragmatic about it: And I just hope some of you don't get the takeaway that the rest of you just filling the seats here are tourists trying to make up for the loss of the Tommy Bartlett Waterski Show these last couple of years! [Laughter] BINGO: Which, I understand, had an evening performance-- FLEEGLE: And you're quite right they did ... as if chorus-line dancers winding up at Pebbles Flintstone's birthday party once--and it turned out to be by mistake--wasn't silly enough! [More laughter from the crowd] DROOPER: But at any rate, folks, it's rather wonderful of us Banana Splits to be here in the Waterpark Capital of the World this evening, and let's just all have a hot time in the old time tonight--

(Which turns out to be the cue for the opening numbers, a medley essentially of "We're The Banana Splits" and the show theme tune, "The Tra-La-La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)", followed by some vaudeville-model exchanges and banter)

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@warnerbrosentertainment @thebananasplitsblog @iheartgod175 @archive-archives @indigo-corvus @the-banana-splits-blog @warnerbrosent-blog

#hanna barbera #headcannons #vignette #the banana splits #road trip of redemption #free show #wisconsin dells #evening show #before the show banter #comedy relief #hannabarberaforever

[vincentsleftear]

The Roy’s playing monopoly is a brilliant writing choice

#TOM PULLING GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARDS #yall this show is actually a comedy fr #Iris watches succession #succession #succession season 3 #succession season 3 finale

[riverroan]

i don’t believe anyone will care but i will be changing my username. i don’t care anymore how often it’s been changed, it feels inappropriate to have the name of two powerful celebrities who (as far as i’ve seen) refuse to speak up about the genocide in palestine. there is no way they don’t know about it and there is no longer any excuse, it is all over the media and they are avoiding the topic.

#free palestine #free gaza #harry styles #taylor swift #all eyes on rafah #i am not the most educated person but i know pure hatred when i see it #if either of them have spoken up please do tell me #i still plan to change my name but it is nice to know so i’m not spreading misinformation #and for taylor don’t bring up a comedy show she went to that donated. those tickets weren’t a lot

[tinylilvalery]

Something something a woman slowly losing all autonomy by command of a man, losing her free will and sense of herself without her knowledge until he wishes her into non-existence by making her a duplicate of someone else, not even allowing her to die and be put to rest something something a woman being used as a prop in a man's storyline and to further the development of a gay ship and the second her use has run out she's discarded like an object something something

#marwa #wwdits #like... do writers realise this wasnt a goofy funny dark comedy haha moment? #women losing their autonomy TO MEN is a very fucking real issue that has lasted millenia #the loss of free will #and it's all.... I'm supposed to dismiss it as silly goofy haha #i know this show has very dark undertones at times. i get it. I'm the one who's said it #but like... how is this funny? #explain the joke #i jus wanna be clear this isnt anti Nandor #cos Nandor is a character and let's be real he's done worse shit than what he's done to Marwa #this is my beef with the writers #like they better do a 180 on what they did to Marwa next episode #but as I've said multiple times through this season #i domt think the writers are intelligent enough

[braverytattoos]

x

#OMG #dan just posted the full we're all doomed comedy show on youtube #FOR FREE YAS #i shall be in the depth of that for the next 2 hrs now