how many ales have i had???
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dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.
i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.
like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan
but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.
and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.
(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity
or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)
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*throws this art out into the world*
WOE
ART BE UPON YE
I couldn’t help but draw @xmajordumps kitchen sink au
It’s a very good AU uwu
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crumbles to the floor and bleeds out. btw.
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What would betas and drafts reaction to wally going absolutely feral out of the blue🧍
OK BUT NGL OG KINDA LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD
HE PROBABLY CRAWLS UP THE WALKS CARRYING SHARP OBJECTS IN HIS MOUTH
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Of all the things to be trending on tumblr on January 6th, I didn’t expect it to be Luca (2021).
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✧ BlackBonnet (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ sorry i cant help myself drawing these gay middle aged men..
[support me on ko-fi☕] [👉prints & stickers👈]
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girl this shit fucking gutted me
[id: two screenshots from the double mv of mikoto kayano, in the first he is talking on the phone with a tired smile and heavy eyebags saying "oh, hello? mom? it's been a while". in the second he is still on the phone holding his head in his other hand, his smile is more of a grimace now and and his face is shadowed as he says "yeah....well, i mean, some days are hard, but...i'm doing alright, don't worry." end id]
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there's something about hal that just doesn't let people be normal about him, for the good or the bad of it
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