if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.
this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.
incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?
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I'm sure that this has been stated many times before, but the way Assassination Classroom begins and ends with Koro Sensei taking attendance is just writing genius.
The first roll call is loud, violent, and chaotic; it's literally all the kids shooting machine guns at Koro Sensei while he effortlessly dodges them and cheekily calls out their names, telling them to speak louder so that he can hear them over all the gunfire. It's impersonal—we don't focus on any of the kids except Nagisa, everyone else is just a figure with a gun.
The last roll call is the exact opposite: quiet, intimate, and personal. Once again, all the kids surround Koro Sensei, but now they're on top of him, pinning down his tentacles, and he is completely immobile on the ground. Now, against the backdrop of this quiet night, we focus on every student of Class 3-E, each of them getting their moment with Koro Sensei as he gently calls out their names and waits for them to say "here".
A beautiful example of connecting the beginning with the end in a way that effectively conveys the progression of everyone involved. Bravo Matsui sensei, bravo.
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real talk though; if i could surgically remove the Bruce & Alfred scenes out of Gotham TV and make an entire separate Batman project out of them i would, because they're so distinctly different from the rest of the show and from the common Batman comic narratives, it floors me everytime. If we take the whole show as a body, the heart is placed in Bruce Wayne and it bleeds into his relationships with people, but most importantly with Alfred. It's such stark and exciting constrast to how Batman comics generally portray Bruce Wayne or the Batman persona; Gotham!Bruce is so tender and bare and transparent, heart beating and bleeding so close to his skin, you can see when it taints through his shirt, and his moments of absolute irrational sentimentality are not played cheap or like missteps in a planned protocol rational persona, they're utterly sincere and every emotion he expresses is as integral to his character as his moments of analytical calculation.
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WOW feeling emo af 2night about Valjean’s sister and her children JESUS “””les Miserables”” in-fucking-deed
What became of his sister? What became of the seven children? Who troubled himself about that? What becomes of the handful of leaves from the young tree which is sawed off at the root?
It is always the same story. These poor living beings, these creatures of God, henceforth without support, without guide, without refuge, wandered away at random,—who even knows?—each in his own direction perhaps, and little by little buried themselves in that cold mist which engulfs solitary destinies; gloomy shades, into which disappear in succession so many unlucky heads, in the sombre march of the human race.
AND THIS???
They talked to [Valjean] about [his family] for one day; it was a moment, a flash, as though a window had suddenly been opened upon the destiny of those things whom he had loved; then all closed again. He heard nothing more forever. Nothing from them ever reached him again; he never beheld them; he never met them again; and in the continuation of this mournful history they will not be met with any more.
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Replaying little inferno for the quadrillionth time and preemptively crying about sugar plum again
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STOP FUCKING ARGUING IN THE NOTES OF THE GRAFFITI POST WE GET IT YOU'LL REACH BACK IN TIME TO JACK ANCIENT ROME OFF IN ORDER TO AVOID RECOGNIZING BLACK ART AND HOW IT BUILT EVERYTHING WITHOUT RECEIVING CREDIT FOR IT
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i'm glad you're still on tumblr, you have no idea how much you mean to us
...and i hope you know i love & appreciate you, whoever you are! 🩷
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the kaoru kanata best friends could be because of marine club !! as well the aquarium event where the teo of them had a heart to heart i think ?? also they have this deep understanding with each other to the point that kaoru allows himself to be emotionally vulnerable towards kanata and offer him a place to stay if kanata gets in a foght with uis family. HE EVEN OFFERS TO HELP KANATA TO CLEAN HIS AQUARIUMS I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH I WILL PASS AWAY ACTUALLY
NO WAY THAT'S SO SWEET AND SO CUTE TF 😭😭 i have to go and look at the events that involve these two now when i get the chance
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hiya i just wanna say i love this blog not to be creepy but i check it every day 🙈 your posts always make me smile or laugh (or sweat if its nsfw ren facts lol) you're doing a great job both at making the game and interacting with fans 💜💜 ren should be proud of his author 💜
✦゜ANSWERED: pov i'm crying into my phone rn
Thank you so much!! ;o; I'm so happy that you all enjoy this silly goofy lil game and everything else that comes with it, and seeing all the appreciation makes my heart swell with sm love!!!! <3
Y'all are also so much fun to vibe with, and I love seeing how feral everyone gets in the askbox jksdfjkdsfs
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hii zuri!! what's your favorite song atm? <33
hii omg !!! this changes daily in all honesty,,, but right now,,, it’s probably tolerate it 😔
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