#Easy next question

[sunburnacoustic]

I was talking to someone about Muse at the radio station and we had the funniest chat that went like this,

Them: ‘Oh! I didn’t realise you were that into Muse! Tough question I know, but where would you rank them amongst your top 10 artists?’

Me: :)

#No. 1 lol #Easy next question #Just this once :) #muse band #musers #It was v funny #I told him we were doing a 1.5 hour absolution listen closer to 29 Sept the U.K. release date #(And literally guess who helped me with that?? Muse Tumblr!!! I’m so excited for this :)))) #If you are really really bored next Sunday night and want to listen along text me I’ll send you the link lol. I’m v excited for that show!

[white-weasel]

Ummmm he’s not missing though? He’s right there? 🙄

#sorry this is the dumbest thing I’ve posted in a while #alternative reaction to me seeing this video pop up in my recommended was #‘how saw v misses the mark? that’s easy. it doesn’t. next question!’ #saw v fan and defender for life etc etc #(I should probs actually watch the video to see the critiques but also meh lol) #saw franchise #saw series #sawposting #saw v #saw 5 #mark Hoffman

[pallanophblargh]

Post-vacation clarity in the form of... word vomit? Sure!

First: so very lucky. So very fortunate. Grateful. That I FINALLY got to cross off a bucket-list vacation and see some massive trees and beautiful mountains. Everything I could have imagined! And it's definitely worthy of a re-visit, once time has passed and I've recovered financially.

Second: I'm so amused that my slight trepidation regarding the potential for "culture shock" was unwarranted. See, if you're a rather unsocial midwesterner schooled in the ways of "Minnesota Nice" aka Advanced Passive Aggression, you might be worried about venturing into more direct/easygoing/outgoing cultures. I was delighted to take a vacation from blatant pettiness and passive aggression during my time out west. And honestly? I miss it. San Francisco was pretty agreeable, all things considered, and I will make a point to revisit.

Third: I loved taking the train! And at the same time, I'm heartbroken for the way passenger trains have to operate in this shithole country. Please. I just want so many trains. At all hours, in every direction. And, if it's NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, for assholes to not drag enormous tractor tires onto the tracks. (Fuck you, Utah.)

In conclusion: I'm so happy I went, and now I have to go through my photos while I reluctantly pick up where I left off here. And yes, California, if I can, I absolutely will be back. Thanks for having us.

#April rambles #like I knew I would have a blast but DAMN #it's been a while since I've been genuinely awed by time spent on vacation #and it's a problem because i can feel myself itching to go back #I know it sounds stupid but I'm grateful for how easy it is to interact with other people when in CA #I know it's because you get a lot of tourists but STILL #it was so nice to leave the midwestern bullshit behind FOR ONCE #ohhhhh and the food and the coffee and the scenery aaaaaaa!!! #I know I'm easily impressed so what? #on one hand minnesota is home there's no question about that #but it's nice to know I have a place elsewhere that I will love to visit now and again #amtrak i'm sorry they massacred you #I will ride you again it's not your fault things suck #maybe out to glacier next year?!?!?! #sorry i'm rambling in the tags it's what I do #i just have so MANY strong FEELINGS #psssst Wyrd I will have to visit you next time!!!

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

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#at some point you make peace with the fact that that's harry’s image #he is a womanizer #but god why do these stunts always have to be with the worst people ever???? #i know next to nothing about her but i’ve seen the news about her and her latest dates #so it’s easy to assume she is not good news #but i really try to understand what’s their goal (and by their i mean harry himself and his team) #honestly after the mess that it was dwd and also holivia #and the way his comment about gay sex backlashed like so badly #and also after his grammy speech not being well received #i’d assume the best thing right now would be to keep things low and quiet #like he’s only touring right now nothing to promote nothing to be relevant about #so why not keep it this way #i just would think sometimes that would be for the best??? at least just for a little while #i guess i can answer my own question by saying they’re trying to keep his name relevant and keep people talking about him #just keeping his name in the news #so people don’t forget about him or whatever #maybe i’m being naive but not all press is good press #that’s more than clear now after how much hate he’s gotten in the last 7/8 months #so why do they always go back to the same route?? #we are all tired - not just his fans - but every single person that’s perceiving harry is tired #people start to resent anyone who is in the media for too long #specially if said person keeps giving you reason to maybe not like them #i’m not even angry or feeling anything really - by now i’m used to it #but you can’t tell me that the same M.O. over and over and over and over again is good #this formula has already proven (many times!!!) to not always being the right answer #like seriously what's their goal?? because harry being a womanizer is more than well established by now #i don't think we need 'proof' of it for people to say 'oh it's just an excuse for the storyline of the next album' #we actually don't need any kind of proof anymore for the rumors to exist lmao #i guess all of this is me saying that i really wish i could have the answers i'll never actually have #anyway rant over i said nothing new goodnight

[princess-of-the-corner]

Opinion on the idea of role-swap AU where everyone only swaps one random trait per pair? (like say, Audrey is the one who stayed in Paris while Andre dipped but its still very much regular Audrey. Or Shoto going to Aldera instead of Katsuki)

Honestly we have plenty of AU ideas that stem from 'character A does something different/Character A and B swap roles'.

#actually that *shoto at Aldera* one is driving me insane #because while it would never happen because (as the next Road to Hell chapter shows) Enji is not touching that district with a ten foot pol #it would fix so many problems #shoto befriends Izuku half out of genuine Izuku and the power of friendship and half because he thinks it'll spite his dad #shoto is confused because enji doesn't care about Izuku's lack of Quirk and is just answering every one of Izuku's rapidfire questions #(because enji's focus on the family's quirks was for a specific purpose not some prejudiced bullshit) #(izuku being an All Might fan might annoy him but Enji gets why the population likes All Might so he's not too bothered) #Either Shoto decides to use this for good and/or Fuyumi is doing some TA shit and finds out about the bullying #and they go *hey dad as a Hero I'm sure you could do something about this* and whoops a rain of hellfire on the school staff #On the flipside Inko finds out about the abuse and flips on Enji because how dare he call himself a Hero but act like That™ #(she may or may not throw a chair at him because damn it reoccurring theme) #tbh once confronted by an adult who knows the situation is fucked and can point out the wrongness of it from every direction? #It's actually pretty easy for him to back down on some of that and unpack a chunk of trauma

[pineappical]

what are some your hc’s for tedtrent!! go crazy please!! :))

oh man oh man i know i have a whole bunch of them that i cannot for the life of me remember on the top of my head rn, which is why this ask is taking so long for me to answer but HMM...

i know that people like to make Trent out to be this, experienced Elder Gay type of guy but in my heart i know he's just as inexperienced to it as Ted (who, in my head, is bisexual, recently found out during his time in london or during the amsterdam episode even) and they're just two people falling in love in the most "I don't know how to do this, but I want to atleast try" way and at times get soo so so overwhelmed that someone loves them as much as they love the other. maybe their communication is absolute shit, maybe Trent doesn't even realize they're on their 3rd date and thought it was something similar to the indian restaurant where Ted just brought him along for dinner, i just think it could all be very silly, very intimate, just all around driving me up the damn walls!!!!!

oh also Trent absolutely hates Ted's whole, open jar peanut butter left on the counter for him to dip his finger into, thing. wishes daily that Ted would just use a darn spoon like a normal person 😭

#pn.ask #i wish i could go on and on and on because i have SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM but everytime im faced with this type of question my thoughts #blanks out so bad. i might probably go back to this to add more though if i thought about it enough <3 #like very silly headcanons like ted absolutely adores trent's daughter and brings her sweets (which trent loathes because crimmlet would #be bouncing off the walls for the next 3 hours) is just a (head)canon that most people already Have which i love too so i dont really want #to repeat what others are already saying LOL #if you go back to asks ive answered similar to this one i probably left similar ramblings like this in the tags... i know im def just #repeating myself because this One Thing of tedtrent being unexperienced but wanting it to work just itches my brain SO MUCH #something something higgins' whole. ''If you're with the right person. even the hard times are easy.'' thing. AGGGHH!!!!!! #I WANT IT I JUST WANT IT SO BAD!!!! RAAAAHHHHH

[actuallysaiyan]

#bacon.depression #I have been gone 2 days from work and i am asked questions i do not have the answers to #why #i do not understand #THIS LADY IS OLDER THAN ME AND WORKS ALSO AT A DAYCARE #AND HER SON IS WORSE #WHY ARE THEY SCHEDULED TOGETHER #THEY NEVER FINISH THEIR EASY ASS TASKS #ughhhhhh plz i need patience to get through the next 30 mins

[jbird-the-manwich]

im curious on how you decide on if a spell worked or not? im not sure if that made sense but idk most people say that you can "feel" the energy going through but i genuinely have no clue what that means

Its not even *that* complex tbh. Whole thing is way simpler than people wanna pretend; the ifs, ands, and buts are wiggle room. Thats all. Thats The Secret(tm)

Did. It. Werk?

Yes or no;

pass or fail?

No? Throw it out. Or try something else. Divination, another thing, etc.

Yes? Keep it quiet.

Ego borks shit worse than stupid ever did. I got a sister can roll whatever on dice any time she wants. Till that pride pops up and then FAIL. Every time. shits got a way of keeping itself secret. Second guessable. Plausably deniable. Real sneaky like. Secret. Almost ..

OCCULT! LIKE A STOOL. A real sthpooky sthtool.

The real shit doesnt do spotlights - for anyone. You can use it for that if youre like... extremely boring, have no personality, need recognition to nut but like.. you wont be remembered for what you wanted. Juuuuuuust anoooooother coocoo. Cluck. Just like the rest of em. Us, i guess.

But anywhooo did it work or didnt it - did the change occur? Did states flip? Did shit 180 between your friend and that dude after you threaded your hair through a needle and sewed it into his pants? Did you get the job after you put a pebble from the cemetary in your left shoe for the interview? Did that gossip shut up after you wrote their name upside down on a strip of slippery elm bark and buried it under your stoop? thats it. thats the whole equation. The whole course. The seminar. thatll be 400 dollars. Im kidding. OR AM I?

#the next thing will be the timing question it always is #i go like this for small things - if two weeks / half a lunar month passes with no change and no rumours indicating any change is occurring #thats a hard fail #a hard pass is usually a result in 3 days #for me at least #overnight if im desperate or super pissed about it #or if its easy #sometimes MINUTES #when it works its very hard to miss if youre watching the situation

[stevethehairington]

first book of 2024 = finished woooohoooo!!!!

#i read the abominable by dan simmons! #it was VERY good omg #started out exactly as i expected and then about 2/3rds of the way through it took QUITE a different turn than i expected it too!!!! #but it was SUCH an enjoyable read #like i could NOT put it down #its the first book ive read by dan simmons but i loved the way he writes so i am FULLY intending to read more of his stuff #in fact i have the terror on my bookshelf rn and i think that is going to be my next book! #(i will say tho i WAS a little bit bummed when there were no actual abominable creatures (yeti or otherwise) involved fjsjsks) #OH ALSO THE FRAMING NARRATIVE AT THE BEGINNING AND END!?! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!! #i will not lie he totally got me with it #i was FULLY convinced that part was actually true until i got to the last page of the book where the discussion questions were #and one of them was like 'how did the framing narrative work? did you believe it?' and i was like [surprised pikachu] fhsjska #there is SO much technical stuff about climbing and how that works and the tools and techniques involved #but omg its so easy to follow along and its SO incredibly fascinating to learn about!!!! #anyways i HIGHLY recommend this one!!!! #mack reads

[mahgck]

HOT BEVERAGE SEASON!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR HOT BEVERAGE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#''it could be hot beverage season year round if you werent a coward'' i sweat easy next question

[demobatman]

stranger things is my favorite show purely because they wrote in the classic friend group tension of two friends wanting to be the same character in a piece of media they all like

#lucas is the real venkman change my mind #'why' mikes slimer next question #in love with a badass redhead--Mike Is That Fucking. DUDE #mike is homeboy from little shop of horrors #and honey i shrunk the kids #madwheeler sigourney weaver and seymore littleshopofhorrors #what the fuck are their names #also neither one of them are venkman he fucking sucks #dustin and will are stanz and egon though Easy #thinking about the ghostbusters au can you tell ok goodnight #stranger things

[gayvampyr]

no one likes “proof or it didn’t happen” people but some of y’all will act like someone asking for literally any shred of evidence to support a claim means they’re evil and taking the other side or some shit and it’s stupid

#sorry if this is incoherent #but y’all are annoying #like yeah if you call someone lesbophobic i want proof #if you call someone racist i want proof #if you call someone anything that isn’t just your personal opinion i want some fuckin evidence #because people on the internet have a bad habit of trying to get others to take their side so they make up all sorts of shit to settle some #personal vendetta #even if it means raking some random persons name through the mud #over some unfounded allegation #and this idea that you’re either with someone or against them and questioning allegations means taking the other side has led to a culture #where no one speaks up or questions why we’re gathering pitchforks out of fear of being the next pariah #like i want more information not because i want to defend the person in question and not because i don’t think bigotry isn’t a big deal #it’s because if these accusations came from baseless mudslinging i want to know because i don’t want to be the kind of person who attacks or #commits libel with the masses without an ounce of thought for myself #and i also want to distance myself from people who ruin peoples lives as pastime or as a way to justify their own personal feelings toward #a person #it is far too easy to turn ‘i don’t like this person’ into ‘this person is a pedophile’ or something on the internet #so sorry for not just taking your word for it #‘just trust me bro’ is not a good defense

[leo-kinnie]

IMPORTANT QUESTION: IS SANDRO A BARBIE OR A KEN AND WHY

KEN HE'S FUCKING STUPID

#EASY QUESTION!! NEXT!!! #ask #sandro oc #sandro rottmnt

[daddy-ul]

METALLICA REPORT EP. 2 (x)

Steffan Chirazi doing what he does best: bringing the BONKERS levels up a few notches.

You've heard of Lars Ulrich's Beach Ball Defender, now get ready for...

HAPPY CYMBALS, HAPPY _______

transcript under the cut

Transcript:

[...] when I ran into Jimmy Clark, Lars' drum tech, backstage.

Steffan: Jimmy, why don't you tell us what you are doing here

Jimmy: well, I'm getting all the danish spit off the cymbals, that's there every night after a show. I wanna make sure the cymbals are clean every night -shiny, like brand new. It's just my thing, I've been that way all my life, even with my own kits, so... I just like them to be clean.

Steffan: I mean, the alarming thing is I came in here and there is an actual industrial looking sander

Jimmy: yeah, it's just a grinder with a polishing pad on it. Yeah, I put a dab of doo on the end of it --it's called Flits, you know, nice little product, if they wanna send me more they can *laughs*

Steffan: well, very good. We'll be coming to you during the tour and talk to you about more the four drum kits you have to work with, but, for now-- should we listen to the sound of you working?

Jimmy, tongue in cheek: oh yeah! Check this out!

*WHIRRING NOISE STARTS*

Steffan: there it is, folks.

Jimmy: HAPPY CYMBALS, HAPPY DRUMMER

#metallica report #steffan chirazi #lars ulrich #72 seasons #m72 tour #jimmy clark #interview #(d)jinn all'opera #idk if i got the brand name right but who cares *shrugs* #PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS FHDKSFHDJFS IT'S SO FUNNY #also give the MetRep a shot #it's only 10-15 mins long. skip the first one bc it's... stiff and awkward and just boring info and numbers #but the second (this one) and the third one??? good stuff #like. fold your laundry or set the table and put it in the background. great easy entertainment #why i put the under the sea effect on the video? i mean why NOT. next question. chaotic energy needs to be let out from time time fhdf #metallica

[lohstandfound]

Jake thinks he knows everything. Sure, maybe he's lost Chloe but he's sure he can keep everyone else under his finger.

He underestimates how loyal Brooke is to Chloe. She's far more loyal to Chloe than to him.

Even without a squip, Rich is still being controlled and he hates it. He never wanted to be this cruel but that's who he was required to be. Perhaps peace could be an option on someone else's side.

Jenna still remains on the outskirts of the group who were once their friends. She begins to pick up on the smallest differences when Chloe and Brooke are by themselves. Then all of a sudden the king and queen are not together. Not in the way where they had their usual fights that explode in the middle of the halls before one of them twists the other back into whatever fucked up relationship they had. And that sudden change? Well, that's enough to get interested in their lives once again.

#lohst.txt #this is basically Brooke Chloe Jenna and Rich trying to stop Jake #that may or may not end in murder #Jake wants to play a fucked up game where he's king? #Kingdoms come under siege sometimes #So he better watch out #Since Jake's losing his grip on chloe and Brooke (by extension) #Maybe he tries Jeremy and Christine next #(Michael's too much of a wildcard and he's dealt with wildcards before) #Jeremy's easy to get #It's not hard #And Jake's looking for a new queen. Perhaps Christine can take that role #Bringing them into a game they don't know they're playing #Jake needs to be methodical when getting Michael on his side #By the time he tries. Michael and Chloe have already struck up an uneasy alliance #Thanks to Brooke and Jenna #If I wrote this as an actual fic I'd probably call it regicide or something #Death to the king and all that #(whether that death is literal or not is a different question) #regicide au

[capyclub]

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#this week has been such a clusterfuck oh my god #ramblings #nothing got resolved and i have a billion more questions about everything and im so fucking stressed #on a semi unrelated note i guess now i have to get an echo even tho i didn’t think this would be a big deal so that’ll be on my mind for the #next three weeks until my appointment #i wish things could be easy