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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

#gimli 100% #Shit you not #Maybe its the 'tude #Maybe its the axe #Maybe its the braids #All i know is #WOOF #Plus his head is the perfect height for a drink carrier #Hes the coffee table of the friend group #Plus he always looks pissed off #I KNOW my cooking would retain his attention #Everybody likes legolas but fr legolas is Co-Adventuring Material and gimli is Husband Material #Toss him a rotisserie chicken and some snatch every now and again and hes axeing your enemies and bragging about his marriage #Tldr id go platonic hunting with legolas but marry gimli #Sure hes built like a roomba but yk what beauty fades low maintenance is forever

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all this talk of baby witches.

Dont give babies hagstones. Theyre a choking hazard and too rare to waste feeding to your unimpressive normcore baby.

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

#im the first one.

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you know how they have those hella judgemental none-of-their business thinkpieces about people like jocylen wildenstein and other people who undergo elective surgery to appear more animal like or whatever? Ijs. if i meet a man with orc tusks - Im gonna wax that fuckin ass like victorian furniture. I will fight you for his hand in marriage. And il win. if i gotta run you over with a car. Because he deserves good pussy ohkay

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fire is in the south because the accent is hot

You can write down as many correspondences as you want, memorize entire lists from someone else's blog or book or whatever, but none of it will matter if you do not understand those correspondences. It's so critically important to ask "Why?"

Why is spirit purple? Why is love red? Why is chamomile calm? Why is quartz "all purpose"? Why does cinnamon speed up a spell?

Why, why, why?

What do you actually believe? And why?

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oh ohkay. So happiness "cant just fall into your lap" but dead birds literally can? You have better chances of catching avian flu than finding meaning? Fuck you.

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ive discovered dry erase markers work on glazed ceramic. So uhhh witch tip i guess

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your haircut was actually stolen from the pagans.

#People who are funnier than me

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I will be saying :3 ^_^ :D while masc I don't give a fuck

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*waits for book deal*

your haircut was actually stolen from the pagans.

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your haircut was actually stolen from the pagans.

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Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.

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not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it's getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.