#Danny with Robins katana stuck in him: they grow up so fast

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DPxDC prompt

Team Phantom all have an inside joke where they refer to Dani as Danny’s daughter, while also calling Vlad an absentee mother who doesn’t pay child support.

Eventually Danny’s at the Justice league space station and hears some of the senior members talking about how the current Robin has attempted to stab a multiple people.

Danny curiously asks them about Robin and eventually they tell him he’s 11 and he just accidentally blurts out that his daughter’s around robins age.

The league members, stare at “eternally a teenager” Danny and go through mini existential crisis about the member that looks like a child having a child of their own. One of them asks if his daughter’s adopted and Danny says that she’s biologically his.

They ask about her mother or other parent and he says that if his daughters “mother” paid child support then he could have a say in things.

Eventually the conversation gets to Batman’s ears and he corners Phantom, not for learning sensitive information about Robin, but for parenting tips.

Now Danny’s giving Batman advice on how to treat/care for a surprise ex-assassin child with an absentee criminal “mother” who obsesses over their child’s father.

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp prompt #danny fenton #batman #justice league #dani phantom #damian wayne #bruce wayne #vlad plasmius #thalia al ghul #dpxdc #dc #Danny’s out here writing a parenting book for both Batman and Superman at this point #Danny eventually meeting Damian Robin and just reminiscing about when Dani was a few months old #Danny with Robins katana stuck in him: they grow up so fast #Danny’s planning play date’s already. #At this point Damian’s friends his age are all going to end up being stab proof/resistant #I’ve posted stuff about this idea before but I just think it’s neat #mother as a non gendered term for the person that grew the child in question