#Cruella de Vil irl type shit

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#do the people who write/edit/publish/approve these articles not hear how insanely dystopian this sounds... #capitalism #reminder this is not a free market #in fact the USA is only rated around the 25th least govt regulated market #and isn't it convenient #how it's the ultrawealthy corporate lobbying groups who are able to influence much of what regulations the USA DOES have 🙄 #groups like ALEC that are comically evil - like straight up cartoon villains #Cruella de Vil irl type shit #and they just WRITE LAWS that will make them richer at the expensive of all the rest #and essentially legally bribe the actual so-called lawmakers to push their bills through #that isn't democracy... obviously #turns out the invisible hand is just a giant goddamn middle finger. shocking. #capitalism as a theoretical concept relies on the idea that transactions will be entirely or at least predominantly voluntary #and that both parties in the transaction will act out of self interest #but somehow everyone making transactions out of pure self interest and nothing more #ends up working to the benefit of society on the whole #which doesn't really hold water to begin with but gets even more laughable when you take into account that #it falls apart at stage 1 when you realize transactions can't be truly voluntary if #one party is struggling for survival and the other just wants a 7th yacht

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Introduction Post

‘Ello, since we can pin posts now I thought it might be good to revamp my introduction post. Here is everything you need to know about myself and my blog!

Name’s Clownlord! I am nblm*, a capricorn, and an INFP! Peep this Carrd for my gender identifiers and current pronoun sets. :o)

My hobbies include: Writing, drawing, cosplaying and having strange tastes in fictional characters.

*note: this doesn’t apply fully to my fictional attraction, but for irl attraction i only experience real romantic/sexual feelings toward men

DNI: If you are a bigot of any type. I will not tolerate racism, sexism, lgbtq+phobia, lgbtq+ exclusionists, p3d0philia, etc. If you are anti-self shipping. If you are an adult that ships with minor characters, or ages up minor characters to ship with them. If you ship with real people or caricatures of real people. (i.e. “characters” from the Hamilton musical.) If you associate with the fandom of or ship with characters from Hetalia, Attack on Titan, etc. If you’re going to try and start drama and/or gossip about people behind their backs. My DMs are not the place for your “spilt tea.” If you’re hateful in any sort of way; GTFO.

I love getting asks so don’t hesitate to pop in every now and then if you have questions!

F/Os below the cut.

I have a lot of f/os, but I cycle through a handful of “mains.”

**Non-sharing f/os or f/os that I’d rather not see content of w/ other people are ITALICIZED**

💗 = Main Romantic F/o 💞 = Secondary Romantic F/o 🏆 = Platonic F/o 👍 = Familial F/o (Will list the kind of relationship, parental, sibling, etc.)

💗 Joker [DC Comics] / Status: Engaged!!! (PERMANENT MAIN F/O) / Ship Tag: 🃏A Joker and His Ace🃏 💗 Wade Wilson/Deadpool [MARVEL Comics] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💣Bulletproof Boys💣 💗 Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray / Status: Married (3・19・20) / Ship Tag: 💒Dollfriends💒 💗 Jack Torrance [The Shining] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🪓Darling - Light of My Life🪓 💗 Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice] / Status: Married (10・01・20) / Ship Tag: 🐞Two Bugs in A Rug🐞 💗 Billy Lenz [Black Christmas] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🎄Ick!🎄 💗 Captain Jack Sparrow [Pirates of The Caribbean series] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🏴‍☠️Drunken Sailor & Bonny Lad🏴‍☠️ 💗 Daniel Robitaille/Candyman [Candyman 1992] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🐝Daniel is Orange🐝

💞 Vladislav the Poker [What We Do In The Shadows (film)] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🐱Let’s Get Lost / You Can Take Me Home🐱 💞 Laszlo & Nadja [What We Do In The Shadows (series)] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🩸Bella Notte🎸 💞 Nandor the Relentless [What We Do In The Shadows (series)] / Status: Dating / Tag: 💨Relentless Affection💨 💞 John Kramer [Saw Franchise] / Status: Dating / Tag: 🧩The Missing Pieces🧩 💞 Egon Spengler [Ghostbusters] / Status: Dating / Tag: 👓Spengler Time With Me👓 💞 Peter Venkman [Ghostbusters] / Status: Dating / Tag: 👻You Talk a Lot of Shit (For Someone That Can’t Talk)👻 💞 Muriel [The Arcana] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🌲Into the Forest I go; To free My Mind and find My Soul🌲 💞 The Medic/Dr. Ludwig [TF2] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💉I Need A Doctor (Ohh!~)💉 💞 Cruella De Vil [Cruella] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🏎️I Know Something About Love🏎️ 💞 Michael Myers [Halloween] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ⚰️Buried Alive⚰️ 💞 Count Dracula [Dracula 1931] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🧛Love as Torrid as Blood🧛 💞 The Spy [TF2] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🚬C’est La Vie🚭 💞 William Afton [FNaF] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🐇My Funny Bunny🐇 💞 David Prentiss [Chaos Walking] Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🛰️I Know My Soul’s Freezin’ / Hell’s Hot for Good Reason🛰️ 💞 The Janitor/“Nick” [Willy’s Wonderland] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🧽Cleanliness is Close to Sexiness🧽 💞 Marcus Holloway & Wrench [Watch Dogs 2] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💻Hacked into My Heart💻 💞 Lucifer Morningstar [Lucifer/DC] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 😈Sympathy for My Devil😈 💞 Baphomet [Midnight Train Going Anywhere] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 👔Little Fang👔 💞 Ronald McDonald [McDonalds] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🍟(Ba-da-ba-ba-ba~) I’m Lovin’ Him!🍟 💞 Moonwind & Joe Gardener [Soul] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ☄️Soul Searching🎼 💞 Jasper [Steven Universe] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🚀Brown Agate🚀 💞 Him [Powerpuff Girls 1998] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💄His Infernal Infatuation💄 💞 Waluigi [Super Mario Bros.] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 👺Hunka Hunka Burning WAH👺 💞 Dr. Frank-n-Furter [Rocky Horror Picture Show] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💋Adorable Little Oddball💋 💞 Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers [The Scott Pilgrim comics] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ❗Multiplayer❗ 💞 Kaos [Skylanders] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🏰Kaotic Castle in The Sky🏰 💞 Hades [Disney’s Hercules] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💀Deathly Trick💀 💞 Hellboy [Hellboy 2004] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 👹And His Heart Was in Their Hands👹 💞 Tallahassee [Zombieland] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🧟Cure for The Loner🧟 💞 Severus Snape [Harry Potter] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ⛅He Saw a Glow in The Darkness⛅ 💞 Krusty the Clown [The Simpsons] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🚬Poker Chips & Cancer Sticks🚬 💞 Jack Skellington & Oogie Boogie [The Nightmare Before Christmas] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🍬Candy Bowl🍬 💞 Sweeney Todd [Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💈I Will Learn to Love Again💈 💞 King Asgore Dreemurr [Undertale] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ✨Our Love is Magic✨ 💞 Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader [Star Wars] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🖤Shadowed Love🖤 💞 Leslie Vernon [Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🍎Apple of My Eye🍎 💞 Pennywise [IT 1990] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🎈Urban Legends🎈 💞 Tony Stark [The Avengers] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ⚙️Empire State of Mind⚙️ 💞 Thor [The Avengers] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: ⛈️A Rolling Storm⛈️ 💞 Norman Bates [Psycho] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🦆Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy🦆 💞 Peter Quill [Guardians of The Galaxy] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🪐All Shook Up🪐 💞 Willy Wonka [Charlie and The Chocolate Factory 2005] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🍫Sweetest Moments🍫 💞 The Mask [The Mask 1994] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 💫Looney Love💫 💞 Hannibal [Hannibal] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🍷Sapere Aude🍷 💞 The 10th Doctor [Doctor Who] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🌌The Eternal Playwrights🌌 💞 Jack Griffin [The Invisible Man 1933] / Status: Dating / Ship Tag: 🤍An Invisible Heart Still Beats🤍

🏆 Other Main Undertale Characters [Undertale] / Tag: Sans & Paps = 🦴BBFs (Best Bone Friends)🦴 🏆 Artie [Cruella] / QPP / Tag: 🧵You are A Work of Art(ie)🧵 🏆 Jasper & Horace [Cruella] / Tag: 🖤Lackeys🤍 🏆 Ray Stantz [Ghostbusters] / QPP / Tag: ❤️Heart of The Ghostbusters❤️ 🏆 Winston Zeddemore [Ghostbusters] / QPP / Tag: 🌃Everyman’s Man🌃 🏆 Stanley Ipkiss & Tina Carlyle [The Mask] / Tag: n/a 🏆 Bruce Banner [The Avengers] / Tag: 🧠Brain & Brawn🧠 🏆 Peter Parker [Marvel] / Tag: 🕸️Spiderboy🕸️ 🏆 Natasha Romanoff [The Avengers] / Tag: 👊Fine Fighting Friends👊 🏆 Steve Rogers [The Avengers] / Tag: 🛡️Star-Spangled Buddy🛡️ 🏆 The other GOTG [Guardians of The Galaxy] / Tag: n/a 🏆 The Simpsons family (Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart & Maggie) [The Simpsons] / Tag: 🟨The Simpsons🟨 🏆 Ned Flanders [The Simpsons] / Tag: ✝️Howdily Doodily Neighborino!✝️ 🏆 Bruce Wayne/Batman [DC Comics] / Tag: 🦇 🏆 Rose Tyler [Doctor Who] / Tag: n/a 🏆 Mickey Smith [Doctor Who] / Tag: n/a 🏆 Wallace Wells [Scott Pilgrim comics] / Tag: 🍸Tequila!🍸 🏆 The Maitlands [Beetlejuice] / Tag: 🌻 🏆 Miss Argentina [Beetlejuice] / Tag: 🖊️Afterlife Besties🖊️ 🏆 Remus Lupin [Harry Potter] / Tag: 🌕Man’s Best Friend🌕 🏆 Rubeus Hagrid [Harry Potter] / Tag: 🐉Creature Feature🐉 🏆 Doris [Shrek Franchise] / Tag: 💅Spill The Ale💅 🏆 Big Bad Wolf/Wolfie [Shrek Franchise] / Tag: 🐺Wolfie🐺 🏆 King Bowser [Super Mario Bros.] / Tag: 🔥Just a Couple of Kings🔥 🏆 Cuphead & Mugman [Cuphead: Don’t Deal With The Devil] / Tag: ☕Beverage Boys☕ 🏆 Abe Sapien [Hellboy 2004] / Tag: 🌊Ocean Man🌊 🏆 Bob, Agent of Hydra [Marvel Comics] / Tag: 🦑Bob🦑 🏆 Guillermo [What We Do In The Shadows (series)] / Tag: 🌙Fang-ciful Dreams🌙 🏆 Colin [What We Do In The Shadows (series)] / Tag: 💬Just a Guy💬

👍 Pamela Voorhees (Adoptive Mother) & Jason Voorhees (Adoptive Sibling) [Friday the 13th] / Tag: 🧸 👍 Drayton Sawyer (Family), Bubba “Leatherface” Sawyer (Family), Nubbins & Chop Top Sawyer (Family) [The Texas Chainsaw Massacre] / Tag: 🍖Sawyer Family Shenanigans🍖 👍 Glen & Glenda (Step-kids) [Child’s Play series] / Tag: 🎸Rebel & Rhinestone🎀 👍 Morticia Addams (Adoptive Mother), Gomez Addams (Adoptive Father), Grandma Addams (Adoptive Grandparent), Fester Addams (Adoptive Uncle), Wednesday Addams (Adoptive Sister), Pugsley Addams (Adoptive Brother) [The Addams Family] / Tags: Wednesday = ☠️, Pugsley = 🧨, Fester = 💡, Morticia = 🥀, Gomez = 🤺, All = 🕷️ 👍 Lock, Shock & Barrel (Adopted kids) [The Nightmare Before Christmas] / Tag: 🎃Creepy Kids🎃 👍 Samhain (Adopted kid) [Trick’r’Treat] / Tag: 🍂Child of Autumn🍂 👍 Tobe (Adopted kid) [Pucca] / Tag: 🥋Retired Master & Vengeful Student🥋 👍 Fairy God Mother & Prince Charming (adoptive mother and brother) [Shrek Franchise] / Tags: 🔮Just a MA! Away🔮 / 👑Charming Siblings👑 👍 Loki (brother-in-law) [The Avengers] / Tag: 🐍Charming Serpent🐍 👍 Mario & Luigi (brothers) [Super Mario Bros.] / Tag: 🔧Plumber Bromthers🔧 👍 Colossus (mentor/fatherly figure) [Deadpool/Marvel Comics] / Tag: 📎Silver Savior📎 👍 Negasonic Teenage Warhead/Ellie (sisterly figure) [Deadpool/Marvel Comics] / Tag: 💥Negasonic Teenage Sister💥 👍 Lydia Deetz [Beetlejuice] / Tag: ☔

Romantic-Platonic Limbo The Devil & King Dice [Cuphead: Don’t Deal With The Devil] / Tags: 👿Don’t Deal With The Devil👿 - 🎲Devil’s Right-Hand Dice🎲 Viago [What We Do In The Shadows (film)] / Tag: 🔆Sunshine Boy🔆

#introduction post #self shipping #self shipping community #clownie talks #long post