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#Crosshair is sitting in the hospital with him to make sure he’s okay while simultaneously telling him he’s a dumbass
snotbuggle · 11 months
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-In the bad batch family group chat-
Crosshair: Idiot #1 threw idiot #2 up a 6 meter wall after being told—and I quote—“I should be able to make it if you throw me high enough.” He ended up shattering his kneecap by hitting the edge.
Hunter: What the hell?!
Tech: It was a simple miscalculation. I am fine.
*Crosshair looks up from his phone*
Crosshair: “Your kneecap is fucking gone.”
Tech: “It’s still there; just shards reconnected by wires.”
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