Cleo & Bellum FanArt + OC
hello ! recently i've gotten obsessed over this ship cleollum. they're so cute together in the show/fanfics, but i wish there was more content of them. so i decided to make fanart of them to soothe the urge. i've also incorporated my persona as a VILE operative: the magician ! i had some ideas but i don't know what to do with it, so i might share later !
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CARMEN SANDIEGO INCORRECT QUOTES
Shadowsan: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Carmen's birthday invitations.
Ivy: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Shadowsan: "Carmen's birthday".
Ivy: So, what do they say instead?
Shadowsan: "Carmen’s bi".
Ivy:
Ivy: Works out either way.
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Player: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Ivy: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Carmen, scoffing: Oh, please.
Ivy, to Carmen: Hey, how you doin’?
Carmen:
Carmen: giggles and blushes
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Zack: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Player: That’s a snake.
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Ivy: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Shadowsan: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Ivy: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Shadowsan: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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Vlad: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
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{I really need someone to clarify whether they're brothers or two deadpan Russians that Just Look Like That. Because they give such Gay Stone-Faced Lovers but idk. hm. [Looks at the To Steal Or Not To Steal Dip™️*] oh okay}
Boris: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Vlad: It was autocorrect.
Boris: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Vlad: Yes.
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Boris: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Vlad: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Boris, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Boris: We should be partners.
Vlad: You mean like, partners in crime?
Boris: Yeah… that’s precisely what I meant.
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Dr. Bellum: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Cleo: Nope, there's 26.
Dr. Bellum: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Cleo: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Dr. Bellum: You'll get the D later ;).
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Cleo: The stars are so beautiful…
Dr. Bellum: They're just giant balls of gas.
Cleo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Dr. Bellum: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Cleo: Oh…
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Chase: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.
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Chase: What’s up? I’m back.
Zack: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Chase: Death is a social construct.
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The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one
Chase: I will not let you down.
Ivy: Sounds fun.
Zack: K.
Julia: No, I'm fucking not.
Carmen: Do I have to be?
Shadowsan: Please god, I am so tired.
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Shadowsan: Wanna hear some dark humor.
Ivy: Yeah, I love dark humor.
Shadowsan: Alright.
Shadowsan: Turns off the lights
Shadowsan: Knock knock.
Ivy: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Zack, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Zack: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Ivy: It was you the fuck.
Zack: It was I the fuck…
Shadowsan: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Ivy: They the fuck.
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Carmen: trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark
Carmen: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"
Associate: Well, I-
Carmen: How about "You witnessed the murder of my actual dad?"
Associate: No…Wait, wha-
Carmen: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Carmen: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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Shadowsan: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed.
Chase: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Shadowsan!
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Ivy: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are!
Chase: What are you then?
Ivy: I'm a Virgo!
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Zack: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.
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*The Dip from To Steal or Not to Steal {no seriously they slayed. Those little gay boys served every bit of cunt within the timespan of three and a half seconds}
ALSO, The Entire Video, which is fucking amazing. Masterpiece.
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Coach Brunt: Oh we’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad and Shadowsans the mom!
Shadowsan: Why am I the mom, what gender roles are we pushing here?
Dr. Bellum: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the daughter but I’m not. I’ll be the gay emo cousin.
Black Sheep: I will be the daughter, the hotshot who’s only dream…is to be a star.
Professor Maelstrom: I feel like I’d be a fresh out of jail uncle.
Countess Cleo: And I’m the sassy aunt, who talks shit about everyone.
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