#Comedy RP

[pzfr]

RP SENTENCE STARTERS INSPIRED BY "THE TICK" MULTIMEDIA

Edit pronouns/names/locations/etc. and combine or separate as needed when sending.

COMICS

"The local ninja union has demanded shorter working hours and free dry cleaning."

"Ninjas aren't dangerous. They're more afraid of you than you are of them…"

"Well, keep driving, we're late as it is! I mean it's not like we hit a collie or anything."

"The alligator is the cow's natural-born enemy."

"Hey, don't knock crazy. The Romans were crazy, and they got all the girls."

"I refuse to accept criticism from someone who's hiding under a table."

"You're pretty uppity for a sidekick, pal."

"A freak with money ain't hardly a freak at all."

"I may be an evil genius, but I can't predict every giant lizard that might wander by."

"Mindless street violence has a place in this country, but this isn't it."

"I have cosmic powers beyond human comprehension, much less yours!"

"You guys aren't going to perform bizarre medical experiments on me, are you? I've already been through that whole rigamaroo and it's a bad scene."

"…they're the most vile, deadly creatures in the known galaxy… they bleed acid, they exhale sulfur, they're covered with poisonous spiny needles… if you even pronounce the name of their species you get a rash…"

"Sorry about dinner guys, I'm not used to alien food either. I'll see if I can't get you a pepto or something…"

"No one sends [NAME] anywhere. Fate is my only master. Destiny signs my checks!"

"Oh, if there were gravity I would hang my big head in shame."

"[NAME], do this! [NAME], do that! Clean my superconductors, read me a story, scrape the carnivorous barnacles off my back."

"We'll (hack!) let 'em know (koff!) who they're (koff!) dealing with…(hack!) oh, man! [NAME], [OPTIONAL TITLE] (koff-koff!), that's who! (koff! hack!)."

"You're just like a gang of salesmen going crazy at some cheap convention in Reno. You guys make me sick!"

"That's the most disgusting super power since that guy who had to eat three cans of vanilla frosting to burrow through the earth like a prairie dog."

"National Public Radio called us 'Heroes for the '90's' and they used lots of irony."

"I am here to fight evil and exchange good-natured barbs!"

"Men and women in skin-tight costumes… cavorting without shame! That is not what the founding fathers had in mind."

"Your opponent killed a nun in a brawl! And you still only won by 300 votes."

"Hmm. Single syllables! A formidable opponent..."

"Thank goodness. This reinforces my simplistic world view."

"Those aren't squeak toys --- they're giant mutant hell rats!!"

"No need to be mean just because he's deranged."

"Can I help being puncture-resistant?"

"Now I'll have my revenge on the man who killed my drug lord husband and put our children in loving foster homes."

"This is the quietest mess I've ever made."

CARTOON

"Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!"

"I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli."

"He weeps for he has but one small tongue with which to taste an entire world."

"You know why super villains are so unhappy? They don't treasure the little things."

"I am through being your sidekick. I'm through being your pudgy comic relief."

"And that's just it, Doc - my mind has always been my Achilles' heel!"

"I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater."

"We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys."

"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!"

"Honk if you love justice!"

"And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception."

"Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile."

"I'm not panicking, I'm exhibiting my new invention, Room-Temperature Fire!"

"Look! The marshmallows aren't even toasting! They remain a comfortable sixty-eight degrees!"

"Are you aware your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?"

"Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy."

"A day job? In an office? My worst nightmare come true."

"We'll grow old and die before we're even born."

"The eyes play tricks like tiny round devils."

"Well, can you... blow up the world?"

"Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

"The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks."

"Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt."

"Let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this, that man was not meant to tamper with the four basic food groups."

"It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food."

"Special delivery! Oh, [NAME]! The thrill of modern postism!"

"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads."

"Crime has a Bossa Nova beat."

"Can't lose my name, it's on all my stationery!"

"Their Achilles' heel is the noogie!"

"We're sworn to protect The City. And we're just going to have to face it: that includes the sewers."

"What was with the lobsters? I thought there were alligators in the sewers. I was ready for alligators."

"Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!"

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy… Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"

"Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate."

"And my middle name used to be Helping People [FIRSTNAME] Helping People [LASTNAME]."

"I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb… just not in this context."

"I'm about to write you a reality check. Or would you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?"

"Wait a minute, you. I heard about people like you. Are you saying you don't believe in Santa Claus? And you call yourselves superheroes?"

"Cloning is a precise science. That's why I use the Clonerizer. It costs more, but you get what you pay for. My own recipe calls for a generous portion of Dr. Thrakk's Secret Cloning Sauce, a pinch of oregano, 'cause you know a little goes a long way, and last, but not least, your toenail. Mix well aaaaand voila."

"Science in those days worked in broad strokes. They got right to the point. Nowadays, it's all just molecule, molecule, molecule. Nothing ever happens big."

"Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences… But the other head of science is bad. Oh, beware the other head of science, it bites."

"And so, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me."

"When evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip. You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some--"

"Destiny, that finely-shaped engine of the universe with the warm hands and the tasteful footwear, pushed you, wings and all, into my path. We were meant to be together, friends to the end. He has a three-pound brain, and it's all smarts."

"I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well, it's tingly and it's uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and, oh, the job of it."

"So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire."

"Thank you for teaching us all that love is thicker than most bodily membranes. But not quite as sticky. And that a heart full of love is better than a body full of people. Merrilly, the feet that carried us on the heart's path today will be the feet that soak in the steaming brew of happiness tomorrow."

#RP MEMES #Sentence Starters #Superhero RP #Supervillain RP #Sci-Fi RP #Comedy RP #Cartoon RP #Comics RP #DC Comics RP #Marvel Comics 616 RP #The Tick RP #long post

[whatnotmemes]

-------------------BO BURNHAM’S INSIDE OUTTAKES SENTENCE STARTERS change as needed. language, adult content, mentions of mental illness.

“I’m going a little crazy.” “I don’t have a kid. I crochet instead.” “I’ll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed.” ”I’m living in the future.” “Am I kinda hot?” “I’m just hoping I can write or film something soon that’s usable, or I’m just gonna stop and play PlayStation.” “Is this fucking doing anything?” “Is this looking cool or just fucking stupid?” “I’m a stupid little bitch!” “I just wanna feel good.” “I’m not even close to kidding.” “I wanna know when Dippin’ Dots is going to condemn child sex trafficking.” “Maybe I’ll feel better when I got to bed.” “I wrote a joke. Wanna hear it?” “If your least favorite word is ‘moist’ and you tell people that, I hate you.” “My least favorite word, by the way, is ‘injustice.’” “I wrote a song for you.” “You’re an adult. You can figure it out.” “You think I am the worst.” “Why would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling?” “I don’t wanna fight so let’s just drop this- it’s not a big deal.” “You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.” “Um no, fuck that.” “Your whole worldview collapses the moment there’s a spider.” “I get it, this is the real you. It’s a pleasure. Nice to meet you.” “Shit like this brings the movement down.” “Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around.” “Our culture has been taken over by a radical group of SJW feminist freaks.” “Now we’re fucking talking.” “Offer yourself by being yourself. And if that doesn’t work, be somebody else.” “Who you are on a fundamental, sort of unchangeable level, may just be uninteresting.” “How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?” “Soon after I posted my first couple videos, they went viral.” “There’s a lot of material that I’m just really embarrassed by and makes me cringe for a lot of reasons.” “I often wish that I could just, you know, start over.” “Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, alright?” “I ain’t afraid of no spider.” “It’s very upsetting that the future is in front of now, do you know what I mean? Like that we have to keep living from now onward.” “This isn’t a joke, so don’t joke about it.” “I don’t wanna talk about it.” “I’m doing fine. Twenty-nine, in my prime.” “I am a weird looking dude.” “You’re supposed to see the top of your head when you come out of your mother’s pussy, but you saw my face. I came out face first.” “Other days, like today, I just feel like I’m completely spinning my wheels and wasting my time.” “I’ve been eating these things for basically every meal for the past six months.” “I’m using a paper plate. I know they’re bad for the environment but I’d rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish.” “We could and would and should have done better.” “Our doing isn’t done and our done-ing isn’t did, okay? So know that.” “We are living in a golden age of content.” “Time is still, you know, passing.” “It’s only a problem when you go outside.” “I’m done being sad.” “Am I going crazy? Maybe, maybe not.” “Pray for us.” “The more I wait for it, the more shitty I feel and look.” “I realized the only way this thing is going to stop is if I stop doing it, so I’m going to stop.” “She likes her life as a mother and wife, but is that all she is?” “Her future is waiting right there for the taking.” “The chicken must first cross the road.” “I’m an adult man in a baseball hat.” “I don’t know what’s happening.” “What the fuck is going on?”

#bo burhnam #bo burham inside #inside #inside outtakes #inside meme #bo burnham meme #rp meme #roleplay meme #roleplay #roleplay prompts #rp prompts #ship meme #ship rp #angst meme #angst rp #crack meme #crack rp #comedy rp #comedy meme #ask meme #music meme #horror rp #funny rp

[kittyhelpsstuff]

Clue Sentence Starters

Change as needed & no need to say the muse if you’re a single muse sending to a single muse

“Dinner wasn't that bad.“

“Me? I've admitted nothing.“

“Why has the car stopped?“

“Why are you screaming?“

“ I can explain everything... “

“What do you mean, murder?“

“And to make a long story short— “

“Wait a minute. So who did I kill?“

“How many partners have you had?”

“Frankly, [NAME], I don’t give a damn.”

“Communism was just a red herring.”

“I just said it so you would open the door.“

“I enjoy getting presents from strange men."

“Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?”

“How can you make jokes at a time like this?“

“How can you make jokes at a time like this?“

“What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?”

“Please don't hate me for trying to shoot you, dear.“

“You lure poeple to their deaths like a spider with flies”

“Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next.”

“Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!“

“Am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?”

*Everything all right?* “Yep, two corpses, everything’s fine.”

“Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.”

“Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.“

“Well, [PRONUON]'s certainly dead now. Why would anyone want to kill [PRONUON] twice?”

“I hated [PRONUON] so much. It.. the… flames. Flames, flames, on the side of my face…“

“You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation.”

“Oh. Well, that would be quite an achievement, since you told us that[ PRONUON] 's dead already.”

“So how did you know that [NAME] works in Washington? Is [PRONUON] one of your clients?“

“He didn't actually seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public.”

“That sounds like a confession to me. In fact, a double negative has lead to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away.“

“[PRONUON] was always a rather stupidly optimistic person. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to [PRONUON] when [PRONUON] died.

#Sentence Starters #movie Sentence Starters #rp meme #ask meme #mystery rp #horror rp #comedy rp #My Resource #by me #I watched the movie again today so this was the end result ahdgslada

[the-haunted-office]

Selective - Mun is 30+ - 25+ preferred but may make exceptions - Open to all crossovers, canons, OCs, and self-inserts - Although this blog is centered around The Stanley Parable, it is multifandom and multimuse!

PINNED POST - MUSES - RULES - PICTURE OF CAT

Promo created by Me in MS Paint! Template provided by @lumera-eclipse​!

#tsp rp #the stanley parable #the stanley parable rp #horror rp #comedy rp #the haunted office

[gravevisited]

GRAVEVISITED

let’s make a start on that whole “being dead” thing!

a mobile-only multimuse rp blog for horror-comedy media

beetlejuice muses primarily musical & headcanon based

18+ only

no seriously, 18+ only

not interested in drama

writing is fun and FOR FUN

best way to interact is to send asks or open a dialogue via dms

please specify muse whenever possible

please tag your snakes they scare me

will tag whatever you need upon request; common issues tagged automatically

semi-selective but not mutuals-only by any means

duplicate friendly!

Cool, glad we made it! I’m Ren, 30, she/her, CST (GMT -6). Discord available upon request. Thanks for reading!

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz: herself strange and unusual. CISfemale, human, preferences unknown, 17-32, lonely person. Primary. Thinks about death a normal amount.

Delia Schlimmer: life coaching and nailing it! CISfemale, human, heteroflexible, 45+, outcasted person. Secondary. Listens to crystals.

Heathers Heather McNamara: would probably jump off a cliff if everyone else was doing it. CISfemale, human, pansexual, 17-22, manipulable person. Primary. In need of a better lifeboat. Crazy Fun Park

Bridget Taylor: most of the time feels like a ghost in this town. AFAB NB, human, sapphic, 17-24, observant person. Secondary.

Original-ish Characters

Dio(nysus): the laughing god himself! CISmale (varies by life though), god, bisexual, no comment, jaded person. Primary. Tragicomedy at its finest. 🎭 @wineworshipped Will Shakespeare: the quintessential bard. CISmale, human/legend (it's a long story), bisexual plus, 32, romantic person. Primary. It's hard to be the bard!

#beetlejuice rp #beetlejuice musical rp #lydia deetz rp #delia rp #barbara maitland rp #open rp #indie rp #mumu rp #multimuse rp #horror comedy rp #supernatural rp #ghost rp #horror rp #comedy rp #mobilr #pinned #out of juice

[syfyhq]

MISSED CONNECTIONS AT THE AIRPORT   ─

⌱   SCOTT CINCO (joshua alvarez), is looking for their COUSIN (OR FRIEND). they might look like CHELLA MAN, EVAN MOCK, JANE DE LEON, JANELLA SALVADOR, POC/UTP (EITHER OF HAN CHINESE OR BISAYA FILIPINO HERITAGE IF RELATED TO SCOTT). ⌱   ARIEL CAO (zu’er song), is looking for their RESEARCH PARTNER(S). they might look like TARAJI P. HENSON, GONG YOO, MAHERSHALA ALI, T'NIA MILLER, UTP. ⌱   ATHENA HOWARD (nathalie emmanuel), is looking for their   COWORKER. they might look like LAITH ASHLEY, TENOCH HUERTA, RAHUL KOHLI, ANGELICA ROSS, EMMY RAVER-LAMPMAN. ⌱   SCOTT CINCO (joshua alvarez), is looking for their EX-GIRLFRIEND. they might look like YARA SHAHIDI, LAURA KARIUKI, AULI'I CRAVALHO, ANNA LAMBE, REBECCA ABLACK, WOC/UTP. ⌱   RILEY SANCHEZ (sivan alyra rose), is looking for their HIGH SCHOOL TRACK AND FIELD FRIEND WHO THEY LIVED WITH AFTER THEIR GRANDFATHER DIED. they might look like JENNA CLAUSE, CELESTE O’CONNOR, LIZETH SELENE, MYRA MOLLOY, LOVIE SIMONE, OR POC/UTP. ⌱   AMIE JALLOW (yandeh sallah), is looking for their GIRLFRIEND (MISS USA 1999). they might look like AULI’I CRAVALHO, JOSIE TOTAH, QUEI TANN, WILLOW ALLEN, SALEM MITCHELL, UTP/WOC. ⌱  LOGAN TAYLOR (erana james), is looking for their ROMANTIC PARTNER. they might look like MIA HEALEY, SAMANTHA LOGAN, MEDALION RAHIMI, SIERRA MCCORMICK, UTP. ⌱   NICHOLE HERMOSO (morgan holmstrom), is looking for their EX- ROMANTIC PARTNER. they might look like AASON NADJIWON, AMBER MIDTHUNDER, MICHAELA JAÉ RODRIGUEZ, T'ÁNCHÁY REDVERS, JAKE ZYRUS, OR POC/UTP. ⌱   SIMON JAMES (charles michael davis), is looking for their ROMANTIC PARTNER. they might look like LEWIS TAN, KENDRICK SAMPSON, RICKY WHITTLE, ILHAN SEN, NICK SAGAR, UTP (FCOC PREFERRED).  ⌱   BÜŞRA ŞAHIN (cemre baysel), is looking for their CHILDHOOD THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BEST FRIEND. they might look like MELISA DÖNGEL, SILA T��RKOĞLU, HAFSANUR SANCAKTUTAN, MIRAY AKAY, DEVRIM ÖZKAN, OR TURKISH/UTP.

PURCHASE YOUR TICKET TODAY   ─

⌱   SYFYHQ is an 18+ ( mun/muse ) adventure survival horror tumblr roleplay inspired by jurassic park, lost, sweetheart, the wilds, & other survival media. this roleplay will explore different mysteries & various creatures while muses are stuck on a deserted island. the story begins with a plane crashing into the pacific ocean during the turn of the millennium and will only get wilder  !  

THE MAIN ⌱ JOIN THE BUZZ ⌱ WANTED CONNECTIONS

#rpc #scifi rp #mumu rp #appless rp #survival rp #comedy rp #queer rp #adventure rp #island rp #horror rp #relaxed rp #fantasy rp #oc rp #original rp #tumblr rp

[the-estranged-estrangedaframian]

muse: Dominic Lennon Goddard-Shift. 20-30. Goes by Lenny or Dom. Some people call him “Demonic” but those people either really love him or hate him lol. ( muse is a wip, so plz bear with me :3 )

open to: m/f/nb

possible connections: sibling, relative, bff, annoying acquaintance, schoolmate, etc.

“— NOPE!”

“I will henceforth not be going along with any schemes, plans, ‘fun’, sojourns, or dares... No matter how you wipe it, my friend, it’s still just SHIT!”

@indiestarter​

#open rp #indie rp #indie oc #oc rp #spn rp #stranger things rp #horror rp #action rp #fluff rp #crime rp #comedy rp #adventure rp #joseph quinn fc #open post #open starter #indie starter #indiestarter

[dingus-slayer]

( open to: f / m / nb — platonically or romantically

muse: lea harrelson — plot: your muse and mine have teamed up after a visit to the local museum. they’re willing to find the long forgotten town’s treasure, wishing for the legend to be real and that it contains gold, money, diamonds; having no idea where it is, they are forced to work together ‘till the end. even if they get on each other’s nerves. )

“i swear to all the gods, if you’re not ready in five minutes, I’ll leave you to find your own ride.” she stood on the entrance, rather impatient. lea couldn’t help it, she had been awaiting for them to finish whatever it was they were doing for some good ten minutes. normally, she was the one always running late, taking hours to get ready, getting distracted — but now that a possible huge treasure was in the line, she wanted to work this out as fast as possible. especially while working with them, out of all people, she made a deal with them. if only they didn’t need each other’s abilities, she’d be doing this on her own. agreeing to take half and half of whatever the valuables were as long as they didn’t tell anyone else. “i’m getting old here, come on! come on! we can buy your protein shake, coffee, tea — whatever, on the way!”

#DINGUS-SLAYER WRITES 🤘⚡️ #MUSE : LEA HARRELSON #( M : ‘WITH GREAT HOTNESS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY’ ) #open starter #indie open starter #indie starter #rp account #independent rp #original character #bisexual #open roleplay #oc rp #crossover rp #adventure rp #horror rp #comedy rp #roleplay #roleplay starter #dingus slayer muses

[estrangedaframian]

“Wanna join my team to save Splash Mountain? Only three weeks till closin’... We got our work cut out for us! Com’ on!”

#open rp #spn rp #fluff rp #crack rp #disney rp #comedy rp #horror rp #open starter #indie rp #dean winchester rp

[gal-roleplays]

Okay, so. I’m really, really wanting to do a Longterm and literate RP based off SpyxFamily, where our OCs essentially replace the main characters. (Of course making the plot our own, and taking our own directions at places!)

I’m looking for 18+ partners! I write 2-4+ paragraphs per reply in 3rd person. I do, and am looking for FxF, NBxF, NBxNB, or MxF pairings, as I’m most comfortable playing Female and Nonbinary characters. And looking for both romance and platonic writing (so the two adults having some sort of slowburn romance, and of course platonic parent and kiddo relationship stuff!)

I’ve watched all current episodes of the anime and have started reading ahead in the manga, but we definitely don’t have to follow the canon story, and can simply do our own thing!

I can RP here on Tumblr or move to Discord, either works! So uhhhh please PM me to work something out-

#literate roleplay #literate rp #romance rp #platonic roleplay #platonic rp #romance roleplay #1x1 roleplay #roleplay search #longterm rp #spy x family #spy x family rp #spy x assassin #parental rp #family rp #action rp #discord roleplay #comedy rp #slowburn romance

[assistantassassin]

open to all:

Plot: your muse just caught my muse disposing of something (or someone) relating to a recent assassination job

Connections: fellow/rival assassin, law enforcement, student, etc

Arthur let out a huff as he propped the large wrapped item near the local lake.

“Geez, they said he would be smaller...” he sighed as he began to text the cleaner’s service, tired scowl resting on his face. Hopefully once the cleaners get here this would be the end of his job. The assassin perked up upon hearing his name, eyes widening slightly.

“Ooooooh hey! Fancy seeing you,” Arthur laughed moving in front of the slumped mass behind him, ”What are you doing here?”

#open rp #indie rp #open roleplay #indie starte #open starte #action roleplay #dark rp #comedy rp

[doorinthefloor]

This is a permanent starter call post! Like or reblog at anytime to receive a starter of varying length from Wormwood of Wormwood Gentleman Corpse.

Asks or messages about plots/ideas are also welcomed.

#m: i think i'll have another pint (wormwood) #permanent starter call: wormwood #horror rp #comedy rp #comic rp #supernatural rp #permanent starter call

[tooncorps]

open rp

connection: any

summary: Your muse called the house phone while Dagwood was taking a hot bath.

“Bumstead residence... Dripping wet Dagwood Bumstead speaking!”

#dagwood ;; open #blondie rp #cartoon rp #comic rp #live-action faceclaim #30s rp #80s rp #comedy rp #fluff rp #romance rp #smut rp #open starter #indie rp #indie starter

[the-haunted-office]

I’m looking for some new writing partners! Anybody have any blogs they’d like to recommend, please? Or perhaps you might be interested, if you're seeing this in the tags?

I prefer folks who at least 21+, preferably 25+ but not required, and I’d really prefer people who are okay with horror and comedy.

Also something that is a must for me - blogs that aren’t primarily geared towards romantic shipping. I like romantic shipping, but if that’s all a blog is focused on, then we honestly aren’t going to get along and it’s better to know that up front than to waste each other’s time. I'm really looking to focus more on developing our characters together either through plotting, winging it, or a combination of the two, but being able to flesh out our characters and their lore and all that is really important to me.

I appreciate your help. Thank you! :3

#tsp rp #the stanley parable rp #stanley parable rp #horror rp #comedy rp #crossover rp

[hqteachers]

COME APP to join us !  i promise that it’ll be fun !

#appless rp #oc rp #new rp #comedy rp #college rp

[thebridgehqs]

Welcome to 1925 – Nick Miller !! I hope you feel right at home here in Sydney. Before you get too comfortable and see what all our city has to offer, be sure to review our CHECKLIST. We’re so glad to have you with us, Blake !!

Look who just woke up- is that JAKE JOHNSON? No, I must have been mistaken, that’s NICK MILLER from NEW GIRL. I heard he is 36 and stuck here just like everyone else. Even in the 20’s, they still give off a PANICKED MOONWALKING OUT OF ROOMS WHEN THE SITUATION GETS TOO UNCOMFORTABLE, DAY DRINKING BEER, SCREAMING IN FRUSTRATION AND BUTTON MASHING THE KEYBOARD WHEN THE WRITER'S BLOCK KICKS IN impression. They’re known to be quite CARING, but have a tendency to be IRRESPONSIBLE on their bad days. ( blake )

#new girl rp #netflix rp #comedy rp #multimuse rp #multifandom rp #thebridge: accepted