#Citizenship | Revoked

[xtruss]

The Foreign Minister of South Africa 🇿🇦 Says Citizens Fighting For “Illegal Regime of the God’s Cursed & Terrorist Zionist 🐖 🐷 🐗 Isra-hell” in Gaza, Forever Palestine 🇵🇸, Will Be Arrested When They Return. Those with Dual South African Isra-helli Citizenship Could Also have Their South African Citizenship Revoked.

#South Africa 🇿🇦 #South Africa’s Foreign Minister #South African Citizens | Fighting in Isra-hell #Illegal Regime of the God’s Cursed & Terrorist Zionist 🐖 🐷 🐗 Isra-hell #Citizenship | Revoked #South African & Isra-helli | Dual Citizenship Holders #Office of the Foreign Ministry

[passionatememes]

not to be unbelievably american about it but country music does go hard

#not nationalistic country music but everything else? pretty fucking good #love a good twang #LOVE when they mention driving to a specific location #when songs mention cities or highways???? that's good shit #i'm gonna get my canadian citizenship revoked for this one

[killeroos]

FREDDIE FLINTOFF + THE BRISBANE HEAT 2014 vs Sydney Thunder || 2022 Freddie Flintoff's Field of Dreams

#supporting brisbane heat for one single summer is one of the funniest things teenage me ever did i think #if you admit that your favourite cricketer is english do they revoke your australian citizenship? asking for a friend #so what if freddie's my special little guy!! sue me!!! #freddie flintoff #my gifs

[holyprincenerd]

In today’s Käärijä related news

I’d like to inform you that Cha Cha Cha was played at the NHL playoffs! 💚🐛🫡

Here’s a video of the Finnish commentator noticing the song getting played:

https://www.tiktok.com/@masahockeyclips/video/7233695830543256858?_r=1&_t=8cVtvFxo9b1

And here he is pointing it out again:

https://www.tiktok.com/@masahockeyclips/video/7234767316783828251?_r=1&_t=8cVu6MFxPBq

#käärijä #esc 2023 #eurovision #finland #nhl #nhl playoffs #nhl 2023 #once again I find myself asking what fucking tags the hockey people use #hockey #I may have to revoke my Nordic citizenship for just not understanding hockey or the appeal #the closest I've ever come to enjoying hockey is enjoying the PLAYERS which is #you know #i mean definitely an experience in and of itself

[ephemeriee]

#failed the practise citizenship test by one question #being able to memorise a bunch of facts as a condition to citizenship is so bizarre #like they aren't going to revoke my citizenship for it

[mutimatuti]

I'm not saying I'm stupid but when I went to deliver a bunch of documents for a job application it turned out one of them was for a different job and I already payed to have this stuff printed out so I just covered up the parts that gave it away with a pen

now my fear isn't that I will get rejected but that they'll invite me for an interview just to ask what tf is wrong with me #lifehack

#it's a govt job they're gonna revoke my citizenship for sure

[woobie-wan]

Are we ever going to talk about all the horny hockey posts that keep getting blazed on this accursed website or am I only getting them all because I'm Canadian?

#i don't like hockey #even or especially when you ship the players #i can name three hockey players and it's gretzky and rocket richard and bobby orr #this is how little i care for hockey #the government will revoke my citizenship

[theoppenhomies]

hmmm so i'm thinking about starting anne with an e...

#should my canadian citizenship be revoked because i haven't watched this yet?? #i mean i read some of the books as a kid so that counts right?? #idk do y'all think i should give it a shot?

[newvegascowboy]

This is actually so hilarious to me

#not fallout #kal talks #kal plays dnd #red is a citizen of the empire and they got off charges of murder like a month ago #got an IMPERIAL PARDON because the party fucked around #and then almost IMMEDIATELY commits another murder of an imperial citizen #holy shit. god. this is so funny to me #red doesn't even have citizenship in braysil so they cant get their greencard revoked!

[etuusdominaattori]

I would like to go to the store and buy NORMAL green apples, not käärijä-ified chachachapples!

Yeah, I've had enough of the Käärijä hype in Finland. He seems like a cool guy (too bad the song is kind of meh), and I wish nothing but the best for him (except I don't want him to win Eurovision because if I cannot tolerate the Käärijä hype now... I don't even want to imagine the hype if he wins).

Please note: I have nothing against Käärijä himself, nor do I have anything against anyone who likes his music. It's the collective absolutely bonkers hype that makes me feel irrational hatred towards that hype.

#esc 2023 #eurovision 2023 #eurovision song contest 2023 #käärijä #my finnish citizenship will be revoked now #the church will excommunicate me #the president will frown at me #and holy shit his frowns are SCARY

[ncssian]

seeing a lot of non palestinian “allies” attacking palestinians, esp diaspora, for *checks notes* not wanting to applaud israelis for doing the bare fucking minimum

#the palestinians want israelis to revoke their citizenship and move out like that’s the baseline for allyship nothing else btw #palestine #free palestine #this is not a cause you get to be a moderate white liberal about being anti genocide requires FULL commitment

[theficlistpodcast]

Erin's most controversial opinion yet. Listen to the full episode for more of her hot takes!

#erin might have to revoke her us citizenship for this #pb&j #the fic list #fic list fam #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #teacher au #nick x charlie #heartstopper #geraskier #the witcher #podcast #fandom podcast #fanfiction podcast #tiktok #another queue bites the dust

[mistressemmedi]

Wait you’re in EST why did I think you were like. Italian?

I swear this happens once a year 😭

I am 🇮🇹 I just don't actually live in the country any longer 😭

#anon #q&a #every year y'all try to revoke my citizenship 😂

[nako-doodles]

Shirley, I saw the asks about you're having British accent. While I can hear that on your writing, the 'you know' you drop at the end of sentence sounds very Asian to me. Singlish, probably, because I often hear that from people in Singapore and Malaysia (usually they say something like you know laaah~). Sometimes I say it too to emphasize the meaning.

I wish I took sociolinguistic seriously in uni because it's an interisting topic tbh. 😁

sociolinguistics???? that sounds SO cool the me that wished she took linguistics in uni is literally foaming at the mouth 🤣🤣🤣

ive always thought i had a pretty standard norcal/valley girl accent since i grew up in sf and was surrounded basically by valley girls. trying to get 'literally' 'like' 'so' out of my speech is an ongoing battle 😔 i do truncate and lose consonants while speaking, but thats harder to translate over the written word, as is my vocal fry. i adopted all this fancy vocabulary out of PURE spite from the first 2 years of schooling spent in esl 🤣🤣🤣

i picked up 'you know' (and puns) from valley girls stanning kim seokjin for....7....? years.....gods im old. my dad has been told often that he sounds singaporean and everytime he gets so insulted like his hk spirit is crushed x2 super effective damage 🤣🤣🤣 i wonder what he'll think when i tell him ppl think im singaporean chinese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yall have me convinced! i hope the next time i open my mouth in london ppl will stop looking at me like i commited unspeakable crimes on their royal language when the american accent IS actually the og british accent smh

#erl i typed a whole response and then tumblr ate it for elevenses TTTTTTTTTT #anyways ERL THE CACKLE I LET OUT AT 'YOU KNOW LAH' IM CRYING #gods i havent been back in sf since.....2011.........and the states since.......2017............wow im OLD #gotta go back stateside before they revoke my american citizenship 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #the next time some poor sod goes 'where are you FROM from' im gonna go 'yea im actually british you god me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' #man i miss skateboarding down those hills......hk has hills but nothing beats sf you know? and macau is basically a pancake in comparison #i did spend like 2 years in vancouver and 1 year in france during the ~formative~ years and thats why i still have some british spelling #and now ive lived in a former british colony for a couple years teaching british english so im not That surprised? #but its really interesting to go from ditzy vapid valley girl to nerdy bougie british you know? #im very flattered even if you heard me you would be like......who invited this cali girl in? or WORST abg if ur a problematic yt man 🤣 #ans #muwutuals

[mali-umkin]

Me whenever the other French girl in the class, the only French girl in my cohort beside me, didn't hype Rousseau or Robespierre whenever they were mentioned by the teacher

#I revoke your citizenship #upthebaguette

[pillars-of-salt]

confession time. i have never had coca cola before

#or pepsi or dr pepper. sorry. american citizenship revoked