If Ultrakill ends up being the longest most catholic retelling of cabinet man by lemon demon, I’m uninstalling the game
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this the only platform i have to post this joke
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christmas eve activities
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HAPPY CABINET MAN FUCKING DIES DAY!!!!
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Is this anything
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the arcades empty, I think it's Christmas Eve...
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I sure hope nothing unsplendiferous happens at the arcade tonight
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gonna bust up that old arcade with some friends tonight. were gonna completely fuck it up itll be so funny. gonna destroy that stupid game that was like super rigged. hope i dont get my new sneakers too dirty tho lol!
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“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include
Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self
Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people
You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!
disgraced scientist is disgraced
I forgor 💀
Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky
Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man
I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me
ohohoho i am a Creature
well you probably know what two trucks is about
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he only wants to have fun!
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Things you didn't know ab me:
1. I am not the sunshine
2. I am a willing victim of a cannibal
3. I'm half human and half machine
4. I'm Lance Armstrong (you're the necromancer tho)
5. I'm the Ruler of Everything
6. I'm the only one on your AM Radio
7. I am not the moon at night
8. I got shamed for claiming friends from either perspective of &
9. I won't hurt you unless you cheat
10. My friends are saying I have a undiagnosed mental illness
That one isn't a song reference they think i need a psychiatrist.
11. I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between
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why is no one saying happy cabinet man day? hello? it’s getting lonely it’s getting hard to breathe the arcade’s empty i think it’s christmas eve ? anyone?
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oh joy
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hey baby
are you an arcade cabinet
because i wanna bash a crowbar into your face
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YOU CAN’T SEE ME
BEHIND THE SCREEN
I’M HALF HUMAN
AND HALF PUSHEEN
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