#CUTE SEXY AND MY RIDE'S SPORTY

[vigilvntes]

i just KNOW adrian chase would love charli xcx

#everyone be quiet liz is speaking #like you just KNOW he's streaming vroom vroom at least 15 times a day #BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME #CUTE SEXY AND MY RIDE'S SPORTY #THOSE SLUGS KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME #BEEP BEEP SO LETS RIDE #and he's bumping to welcome to my island EVERYDAY #adrian chase

[angelnumber27]

#Spotify #vroom vroom #charli xcx #BITCHES KNOW THEY CONT CATCH ME #CUTE SEXY N MY RIDE SPORTY

[depoteka]

is everybody aware of my magnum opus

#the playlist is incomplete but i will keep on adding more songs whenever i remember about something #somehow i only added vroom vroom by charli xcx just now? how could i forget about it #vroom vroom bitches know they can't catch me...vroom vroom cute sexy and my ride's sporty....beep beep #should i add tokyo drift to the playlist #i've never seen a single fast and furious film but the song's a banger hhhh #Spotify

[libraryfag]

not 20 seconds after i wrote vroom vroom in the tags guess what came on. god is real.

#BEST SONG EVER. BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME VROOM VROOM CUTE SEXY AND MY RIDES SPORTY #my posts #charli xcx

[dykehayleywilliams]

#bitches know they can’t catch me vroom vroom cute sexy and my ride sporty vroom vroom

[vcnschweetz]

tag dump.

#🍬 el mal de ojo que me manden me lo quito || interactions. #🍬 i'm kinda scary hard to read i'm like a ouija board || musings. #🍬 s u g a r jump into your racing car || inspiration. #🍬 you said you'd keep me honest || ask memes. #🍬 cute sexy and my ride's sporty || mirror. #🍬 only one of us is getting out of this alive || hcs. #🍬 hyperpop up in my ears; everything just disappears || tunes.

[visismu]

"Bitches know they can't catch me (Vroom, vroom) Cute, sexy and my ride's sporty (Vroom, vroom) Those slugs know they can't catch me (Vroom, vroom) Beep, beep"

#I'm sorry but I've had this stupid joke drawing stuck in my head for so long #such a stupid post i'm so sorry #where is the car's door....well... #kim kitsuragi #kimharry #harry dubois #disco elysium

[ughgoaway]

i think definitely after the first fight or a domestic sweet moment. maybe it depends who you want to say it first bc to me matty seems like someone who would love the passion of saying it after fight/in the heat of the moment whereas reader is someone who maybe loves the mundaneness and simplicity of domestic moments causing her to say it first. idk just my thoughts!!💞

you're so right i think they're very different people so they would do it differently!!

me and @automaticllamacycle have been discussing matty saying it during sex and that has been VERY INTERESTING and slightly angsty! so definitely very heat of the moment. (If you guys want any expanded thoughts on this... let me know...)

I'll expand on my fight thoughts in another ask, but I just need to discuss a really cute domestic moment rn <333

I think Annie is at a sleepover so it's just you and matty in the house, you wake up to the sunlight streaming in and the blanket draped over you very carefully, you knew matty must already be awake and put it over you before you left bed.

you make your way downstairs in the cheesy rom-com outfit of his shirt and just your underwear because you love a cliche.

I'm not sure of the song you hear playing... but I think vroom vroom would be really funny. matty's voice singing along to "cute, sexy and my ride sporty" is just something I need. but maybe it's something sweet and beautiful... idk whatever your vibe is!!!

surprisingly, whatever he's cooking smells pretty good. From some of the other times you've seen him cooking, you didn't have high hopes. you briefly think back to your first date when matty somehow burnt spaghetti. not the sauce, the actual pasta.

I think he's dancing around when he spins and sees you, and of course embarrassment isn't an emotion he feels so he continues to sing into the spatula and dance like a twat.

you can't stop laughing at your obnoxious boyfriend, noticing the similarities between his and Annie's dance moves (which you've luckily seen at a couple of school dances, very bouncy of course)

he starts hip thrusting, which is the thing that makes you buckle over in laughter, actively having to hold yourself up on the kitchen side because you just can't stop cackling at your ridiculous boyfriend.

because your laughter might be mattys favourite sound (he later samples it for a song, the fans speculate it's his secret gf but he doesn't confirm anything, just posts a cryptic insta story) he only gets more dramatic with his moves.

he's making his way over to you with one arm outstretched, still passionately singing into the black utensil in his hands.

you can't help but look at him with pure love and devotion in that moment, here is this man who woke up early and decided to make you breakfast. not just that, he tucked you in and made sure you'd rest comfortably for a little while longer. then when you do finally get up, he does everything he can to make you laugh.

what the fuck did you do to deserve this?

"god you're such an idiot, I love you"

now, matty has had a lot of people confess their love to him in his life, from ex-gfs to random people on the street, but none made him freeze on the spot like yours did.

he was definitely not expecting that, so he stands frozen with charli xcx (or whoever) playing in the background, looking at you wide-eyed.

and for a few seconds you think you've fucked it, you do love him. of course you do, how could you not? but maybe you shouldn't have just dropped the bomb like that.

just as you start to stutter an apology, you see mattys mouth twitch and his face light up with an awestruck grin.

soon you're being tackled and kisses pressed over your face and head. his arms trap you in, and he continuously kisses wherever he can reach. your cheeks, your temples, your neck, all while you uncontrollably wiggle and laugh, trying to get out of his grip.

each kiss comes with a mumbled "I love you," and you just close your eyes and accept the endless affection.

matty brought light into your life in a whole new way so to finally have this with him is just fucking insane to you. All the flirting, the bad jokes, and the stuttered compliments got you this, and you would do it all over in a heartbeat. nothing compares to feeling the morning sun streaming on your face as the love of your life professes their undying love to you and smothers you with affection.

you would do it any time. in any life. with him.

in that moment, you couldn't be any more thankful for little Annie healy and her matchmaker tendencies.

#domestic matty is my fav #also in this delusion he is shirtless with plaid pyjama trousers #because i am just a girl okay!?!?!? (not actually a girl but you get the gist) #matty performs vroom vroom to you at 7am... what do you do #anon! #teacher au!

[stonersap]

um hai…. new snf fic :3c sapnap teaching george how to drive.

#couldn’t stop thinking abt it so here #snf #hate formatting on ao3 so fucking much one day i’ll properly figure it out

[gaewaren]

#breaking my silence #now with more options! #trc

[queentoriel]

so let’s ride bitches know they can’t catch me cute sexy and my ride’s sporty those slugs know they can’t catch me beep beep

#i am drawing the swaggon block by block? #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar

[pinkhairdye]

cute sexy and my ride's sporty

[nowihatemyself]

thought i hit post limit for a second but today is a new day. bitches know they can't catch me. cute sexy and my ride's sporty.

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Corey Coca | Bitches know they can't catch me / Cute, sexy, and my ride's sporty

Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna

Vroom Vroom - Charli XCX

Kids In America - The Muffs

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

Psychobitches Outta Hell - Horrorpops

Hey Mickey! - Toni Basil

#self shipping #self shipping community #self insert #self insert playlist #self insert oc #self ship moodboard #circus honks #🥤🤡.s/i #🍦The Greatest Show of The Apocalypse🍦

[ventya]

Billy driving through Hawkins breaking all the speed limits: Vroom vroom, bitches know they can’t catch me. Vroom vroom, cute sexy and my ride’s sporty

#billy hargrove

[immaterial-pearl]

My dealer: Got some straight gas. This strain is called bipolar, you'll be zonked out of your mind.

Me: Whatever I don't feel shit.

Five minutes later.

Me: How can someone even be only one person? I may have a single body, experiences and memories, but my emotions dictate my behaviour so drastically that I cannot find a true identity for myself.

My buddy Charli XCX: Vroom vroom, bitches know they can't catch me, vroom vroom, cute, sexy and my ride's sporty.

#music tag #charli xcx tag #bipolar #charli xcx #pop music