#But if not I'm just pissy lol

[needyanise]

I physically can not handle orgasm denial or being teased then left alone

not in a sexy way, it makes me straight up angry 😠

like no no, you come back here immediately and finish what you started 🤨

#Its fine if its discussed first and leads to a cnc situation tho #But if not I'm just pissy lol #bd/sm brat #text post

[whiskeyswifty]

i'm gonna say something that's going to make lots of people mad at me....... but i'm going to say it because i feel right in saying it..... when i think about sweet nothing potentially being taylor singing about her mother.... i wanna cry a whole lot cuz "I found myself a-running home" the one person her whole life who she's been able to run away to and "you're in the kitchen humming" as nothing is more comforting than hearing the familiarity of your mom in the kitchen making you a home cooked meal and "On the way home. I wrote a poem. You say, "What a mind" This happens all the time." like her mom was always her number one supporter, her first fan even and the wistful pause in the lyrics thinking back and that despite all the years, her mom is still amazed to this day at what her daughter can do and then "to you i can admit i'm too soft for all of it" as your mom is always the person you can be weak and vulnerable with, no matter what, and she'll let you and protect you. i just... yeah i think that makes the song soooooooooooooo much more beautiful. excuse me for a second i gotta go call my mom before i cry.

#it's mostly hetlors that will be mad at me cuz like how DARE i say is NOT about her PERFECT B*YFRIEND #like idk cuz taylor was not alone before Some Guy came along ya know... she had and still has a whole network of #people who have loved her and stayed with her through all of it.... #now i'm just getting pissy at the way the fandom treats j*e as if she was alone in the world before him like #NO LOL SHE HAS A LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE FAMILY AND GROUP OF FRIEND TOO AKDFJKDSF #THE 1950S SHIT INDEED #CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOSUE #but yeah not really worried about making hetlors mad cuz like they don't exist to me sooooooooo

[archorcist]

if you are close to adam (esp romantically) you will be preening him at some point. no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

#-ˏˋ ━━━ ( out of character. ) #I don't make the Rules. I just enforce them. #His wings are gorgeous and he deserves to have someone comb their fingers through them hehe. 😇 #I'm writing smth for June involving it rn and It's cute as hell RIP. #When people he isn't close to try to touch them his feathers flare and he gets Pissy™️. Bc he cares a lot about his wings. #But if U are close it's free real estate. It's one of the few things that can relax and fluster him and I love it sm. #He's also surprisingly good at grooming others' wings. He gets really into it and it's cute lol

[aussie-bookworm]

Shut the fuck up that's not The Duck Cake from Bluey, that's The Duck Cake From The Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Book.

You will never be her. Have some fucking respect

#itsallmine #no other tags bc i just gotta complain #yeah i know bluey is massive but like. shit I grew up with is just now a haha lol fun challenge #legit i watched a few seconds of the video and there is No Fucking mention of the Women's Weekly cookbook #and every australian in the comments was yelling bc he wasn't following the WW recipe? #like jfc. isnt this channel for creating 'fictional' food??? ITS NOT FUCKING FICTIONAL???? #like generations of aussie kids know and love the duck cake bc of how wild the inclusion of chips on a cake #like please? where is your fucking research? #do not slander the womans weekly childrens birthday cake book #its a sacred tradition #also fun fact my mum has a copy of the first edition book bc she bought it when it first came out #turning off reblogs bc im sorry i cant deal with yanks getting pissy with me bc I'm upset that Australian culture is #idk would commodified be the right word? #i think i know how the irish feel around st patricks day now rip

[alexa-crowe]

i think it's long past time that people accept that some of us are not meant to have random jobs just to make money.

#i really truly am holding out for my first job to actually be something related to screenwriting bc i genuinely #GENUINELY think it would be like. mental health bad to have one that's not? #i hate when i get pressured to get a job bc it's like. it's that simple to YOU. i however have enough struggles w/o a job #i really don't think people understand that i NEED to be able to dedicate large amounts of time to my hyperfixations #especially if i'm ever meant to make it in a job i DO like #i just don't think i'd end up in a good place mentally in a pissy job i don't like on top of school work #i think it's asking for trouble #rambling #especially bc most of the jobs for me rn are people facing and that's like. LOL please no. #like hashtag first world problems or whatever ik ik but it's so unhelpful to pressure me like congrats you have now put me off even more

[queenlua]

#very fun list. probably applies outside of academia too imo #(reminds me a bit of an old prof of mine who was very crotchety about Students Used To Be Better And Smarter What Happened #at some point i mentioned this to *another* prof who went to the same undergrad as the original prof #and this other prof just laughed and laughed and was like. look. that man has always been the smartest guy in every room he's ever been in #there were TONS of shit students in our year but he just had the ability to ignore them #he's been bitching about this every single year since they forced him to teach undergrads again #ah nostalgia bias.) #also i do find it baffling how a lot of the people who are Most Pissy about Where Are The Good {Conversations or Art or whatever} #are often SO obviously aggro and shutting themselves out of opportunities to have those things #but if you tell them that they're like I'm Not The Problem. They're The Problem lol #(see: rob pike's self-own in that Systems Software Research Is Irrelevant rant)

[wikiangela]

Dan Scott really peaked in high school and is now living vicariously through his son huh 😂

he's so infuriating istg

#I sense a divorce coming between him and Deb - she's just so nice how does she put up with him lol #no one tell me if I'm right tho 😂 I don't wanna spoilers haha #oth #one tree hill #dan scott #vicki watches oth #rn he's getting pissy bc the fathers are losing the game in 1x05 #while all the other dads are just having fun which is what it's supposed to be #jfc he's way too intense for this 😂😂😂

[piplupod]

juno thinking they're being stupid for being stressed all the time in certain online spaces and I take a quick scroll stroll through the spaces they inhabit daily and nah man. that shit is fucking insane. people say the boldest bullshit you've ever seen in the most inflammatory aggressive way; no wonder you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown constantly, especially if this is your main source of social interaction holy shit dude how do you deal with that on a daily basis

#chase on the mic #rewriting my tags because I don't like the way I was wording things #this isn't vaguing anything specifically lol it's like... a bunch of things that i'm bundling into one pissy post rn #maybe this is stupid of me (esp for ME to say lmao) but I think the better way of handling a lot of this shit is to just surround yourself- #-with better people lmao #angry ranting is great and all but you're not going to get very far with that #its just going to make spaces turn a lot more hostile in a few different ways #people get suspicious of each other and start snapping at each other and pointing fingers in random directions #what is a lot more effective is to make a well worded post and then display the behaviour you're wanting to see more of #yknow what actually. maybe that's not even true lmfao that's some cheesy ass shit #I don't know what I'm fucking talking about. that sounds like some shit juno would think up christ i'm going soft LMAO #maybe people do need to yell and bitch about things to get anywhere with certain communities #I think maybe this is another scenario of black and white thinking lmao there's a time and place for everything #i WILL say though. that the yelling and snarling is tiring when it comes from ppl who want interaction #and then have a really stupid thing on their DNI. lmao. lol even. I guess I can't rb your posts because you're shitty towards bigender ppl #your loss 🤷‍♂️

[heretyc]

Trager, Eddie and Val DBD pages (+ some headcanons)

The DBD Killer page maker disappeared off of the face of the Earth, so I had to work with what I could find, unfortunately. Credit to PierceLeVeil on Reddit for the templates! (I added the Mori sections)

Just a lil note: I like to think that the Entity spoils the killers and leaves the survivors to rot. In this you're a survivor because I had more opportunities <3

Trager is definitely a hit-and-run killer like Wraith, but he'd benefit from losing the chase, and immediately finding the same survivor so his ability can stack.

He'd be a douchebag lol. He'd tunnel and camp you if you angered him.

If he has a challenge to do, I honestly think he'd let you farm. Maybe hit you a couple of times. Some challenges are just too stupid to try and do normally. Also gives you both a break.

He would 100% befriend Doctor. That's what I wanted to call him till I remembered that Carter existed. They'd exchange torture methods or something.

He scares Lisa Garland. She hates going against him.

If he moris you, he'll take your fingers. That's it.

He also likes it when he hears your pained groans. Iron Will is his enemy.

If you use Dead Hard against him, he'd get pissed.

"Are you fucking kidding me? How did I not see that?"

If he camps you while you're on the hook, he'll taunt you.

"How's it hanging, buddy?" "Get. fucked."

He hates Trickster. It's the hair.

At first he hits people on hook, because he thinks it gets them sacrificed faster.

Him and Entity probably drink martinis together.

He likely stole the Hooked on You cosmetic set from Dwight. He wanted clothes for the beach, baby.

Drags you to the Killer side after every trial so he can patch you up.

"Those med kit things you use are shit. Come to me instead. I still have my license...I think."

Gets a little pissed off if other killers rough you up. That's HIS privilege, not theirs. Even then, he's tamer with you.

He doesn't sleep. He sees no reason to. He will, however, allow you to sleep in his cabin. The survivor tents are uncomfortable, anyway. You always wake up to a bug in your face.

If any of your teammates are rude to you, or they're purposely throwing, he becomes annoyed.

Fascinated by Blight.

Eddie's playstyle is 100% like Michael's. He'd stalk after one survivor and let the others do their thing. However if you constantly swap the Obsession, I think it'd be fun.

You are always the Obsession. How lovely.

He chases after you, and only you. But he doesn't like killing you off. :(

If you're hiding in a locker to heal or to use Head On, he will stand outside of it and smile. Waiting for you to come out.

He eagerly shouts "darling!" when he pulls you out.

He is the type to mori someone beside you as you're doing a gen.

If someone runs by you as they're being chased, Eddie will just smile at you and happily ask you to just ignore him.

Becomes devastated if you're harmed by other killers.

He, also, doesn't sleep. He'll cuddle you to sleep, though.

Not the type to camp unless you're the one being hooked. He isn't doing it to be a dick, he does it so he can stare at your face.

Becomes merciless if your teammates become rude to you. Refusing to heal you, not letting you work on gens with them. Just sit back, relax, and let him handle your teammates.

He keeps to himself.

Doesn't like the survivor side, and will bring you to his abode whenever a trial ends.

Becomes anxious if you're in a trial for longer than normal.

Dances with you outside of trails.

If you're the last one standing, he will refrain from giving you the hatch. You're both alone, you can bask in each other's presence for as long as the Entity will allow it.

He loves outdoor maps. Lerys makes him angry. Just like everyone else lol

Would match cosmetics with you.

Val's playstyle would be similar to Nemesis, I find. Addons would make the Heretics unstoppable.

Very fond of outdoor maps, especially Mother's Dwelling. They like the rain.

Affectionate inside and outside of trials.

Every killer and survivor knows not to bother the both of you. Heretics will no doubt guard their abode.

Will wear their robes in trials that you're not a part of.

Scolds killers who rip you to shreds.

I think they'd like Plague. Plague can't understand Val, and vice versa, but they'd enjoy each other.

Hag, too.

You'll meet up with the survivors before a trial, and they will see saliva all over your face. Val thinks licking you will bring you good luck.

Worships the Entity like you wouldn't believe. Because of this, I think the Entity will allow your safety as long as they're merciless with everyone else. [Also...come on. Multiple armed being? Feeds on suffering? This was meant to be.]

If they're chasing someone, a random Heretic will find you and watch you. Maybe even lead you to a generator or a chest. They are intrigued by flashlights. Especially the event ones.

Laughs at whoever tries to blind them if they're coated in mud. Built-in Lightborne, baby.

Trickster would likely try to pick them up. They're both freaks and it'd end up in an orgy between you, Val, Trickster and some Heretics.

Will sneer at survivors if they do something rude to you. All Heretics immediately go for whoever tried to sandbag you or tried to sabotage your chase.

Finds you attractive in any cosmetic. It could be hideous and they wouldn't care. All the more reasons to take it off of you.

They wish Knoth could be here. So they could torture him for eternity.

They LOVE hearing your pained grunts. Not only do they enjoy pain, but they love those noises.

#keep in mind these are concepts...the subreddit gets pissy if you make an “overpowered” perk #these will likely never exist so lol keep it chill #y'all are chill i'm just saying #outlast #dead by daylight #eddie gluskin #richard trager #val #if you guys want more PLEASE let me know. i love dbd and outlast #it fits

[dentist-brainsurgeon]

Love how my grandma and aunt have the audacity to be mad at me when the first thing she says when I wake up and leave my room is calling the dog a bitch for pissing on the rug and then wonder why I don't want to interact with them

#maybe pay attention to the dog when she wants to go outside to go potty instead of watching Facebook videos all day #she won't piss on the rug if she goes outside! its not that hard #can't say she isn't trained bc you both fuckin ignore the dogs obvious body language #so we're all just gonna be pissy with each other for the rest of the day bc nobody in this house can properly communicate with each other #and the cycle continues #i can communicate with my friends easy but family? nah. they just completely ignore anything and everything #like how I've constantly told my aunt I'd like to be left alone when I'm mad and what does she do every time? orbit me like a gd satellite #what's a good way to vent frustration bc I'm reaching a boiling point sooner rather than later lol

[beeseverywhen]

Been reading about underground bins in Liverpool and also how now they don't need the alleys for bins in some places they've cleaned them up and put like plants and seating in them so they can sit with their neighbours and wow I'm having intense feelings of envy. I don't know what I want more, underground bins or a clean alley lol

#the alley by my house is not wide enough to have seating and i think it's too dark for plants #(im trying to grow them in the wall of next door anyway but who knows) #(i know its bad for the walls. that's why I'm growing them in next doors wall not mine lol) #(this isnt unreasonable i swear.nextdoor is a shop not a house & they have never once attempted to maintain their wall so its falling down) #but it would be nice for someone other than me to be invested in cleaning it. it's always full of sick and abandoned kebabs #but underground bins!!! wow that would be something. rn we have a tiny bin cupboard that's only big enough for 1 home rather than 6 #no room for recycling so those have to go in the porch and one of our neighbours gets pissy about it and occasionally takes the bins lol #(it's only me and 1 other neighbour that bother to recycle) #sometimes i find them inside other ppls household waste bins(so i have to dig them out) & those bins always have rotting food so it's gross #and sometimes they just bring them indoors and arrange them to block the hallway so i can't get in my house #but underground bins??? that would be something #maybe one day one of my neighbours will join in with cleaning the alleyway. be the change you want to see lol #I've got brought one of them over to my side with plant pots in the carpark & we are now jointly responsible for the gardening #and another one started recycling and got himself a bin after i ordered myself some bins #who knows who might join me in vom clean up #it's always the ones you don't expect. my recycling & gardening buddies are 2 of our angriest neighbours and spend most of their time #when not gardening/sorting recycling starting pub fights. unexpected allies #avoided them at first as didn't want to get on their bad side but turns out that was not what i needed to be worried about #i did not intend to win their loyalty but now have to keep intervening as they are trying to fight/ threaten people for me #I'm glad we are friends but please stop calling our landlord to yell at them/insult them on my behalf #i did not ask you to do that. i think the landlord thinks I'm in on it. #how often is this happening? half the time i find out months later by chance.

[maxmayfieldirl]

The discourse about being able to ship willel takes me back like. Fucking 5 years to the big debate on whether or not you could ship Sal and Larry because they were stepbrothers by episode 4 lmaoooo

#(also this is an invitation to ask me about ships and/or sally face hshhsjsjs) #i just became aware that the willel vs antiwillel was like a kinda thing #its not very prominent but I've seen some things #'you can't ship them!!!! they're siblings!!! they're parents married!!' #'yes we can ship them!!! they're not real siblings!!! they had chemistry b4 their parents married!!' #same discourse different fandom #it took me awhile to remember bc I hadn't played sally face n awhile but I just did n it clicked lol #Im not weighing in on either matter because frankly I don't give a fuck #I just saw a similarity that I had to point out lmaooo #of course it's probably a lot more common since discourse seems to repeat itself #but it reminded me specifically of larry face lmaoo #I think that's the ship name?? It's been a hot minute since I've interacted with sally face ship content so idk man #but anyways yeah ship discourse is so so silly they're not real!!! idk I just don't understand the appeal #dont like something? don't fucking look lol #just turn away. don't acknowledge. don't get pissy bc that's fucking stupid. just click away or smth n forget. it's actually really easy #anyways rant over #willel #stranger things #im not tagging sf bc this is an st account so I'm actually specifically addressing this fandom #bc trust me sf fandom is a lot more chill from what I've seen buy hey maybe I'm wrong #anyways take this as you will I really don't gaf what you choose to do with this information

[imagineagreatadventure]

got so mad at a coworker today that i started looking up jobs yolo

#i still haven't updated my resume and i was going to do it after my vacation but i'm so pissy that i might do it now #or this weekend when i should be packing #if you knew me IRL you would know it takes a lot to get me mad + PMS (tbh lol) and i'm still seething even after a vent sesh with another #coworker about the coworker in question #she just likes making people feel small and while i usually laugh it off it was affecting my other coworkers #and it caused delays which then led her to be all holier than thou again #and i want to be like girl i'm helping out your managee you do your job!!! #and while i actually do like my job mostly overall i am getting frustrated by more than a few things and i'm just kind of tired of it!! #i'm a millennial i job hop for a living

[eli-elien]

Autism makes people unaware of their volume and accidentally talk way louder than intended when their excited, at least it does for me but i may have ADHD instead. all i can think of is Ren getting excited to talk about a special interest and accidentally making himself cough while talking ;A; its a bit funny tho

Honestly I do the same thing and a mini lil rant but my older sib ayways always criticizing the way I both talk irl and online with things like I'm too snappy/mean/sassy or to stop muttering, stop being mute and actually talk ect ect

The funny thing is is that they're nerodiverigent too 😑

Anyways ren would absolutely do that and one reason he doesn't talk that much esp abt his interests is bc he feels self conscious abt the way that he talks :(

#Rotsh #Like sometimes I only respond with nods and hand gestures but just ugh they get so pissy for no reason #Also they dont like me liking mcyts so I have uh lie thst my hyperfixation is done now lol #St least I'm good at lying lol #Well actually they quite like what I do which is fine they just don't wanna watch/play something that I like together unless its something #That they like #Sorry for the ramblings I just man my older sib is just so frustrating

[golbrocklovely]

just gonna vent about something that happened to me today lol

wow why is this so long? dear lord lol tldr at the end in case you don't care sksks

so some prior backstory: a day or two before new years, my mom and i went to the grocery store to get some stuff for new years, along with some beer. and as you all know my mom is disabled so i went in.

if you don't know about pa laws, we are one of the more stricter states with alcohol. for the longest time you could not get any alcohol in store, you would have to go to what is called a state store (where you would get beer), or wine and spirits store. recently, the law has lifted somewhat which is why now you can get beer in grocery stores.

the issue is you can only get a 12 pack, and only one at a time. so if you want multiple beers, you have to go in, buy the 12 pack you wanted, go back to your car and drop it off, and come back in to get the next one.

but besides all of that annoying me, the major thing that got me was the cashier. now, the first time around when i came up to him at his separate from the rest of the store register, he informed me of the rule of only one case per transaction. i, not knowing this, was surprised but not upset by him. obviously he doesn't make the rules. so i paid for the one, went to the car, dropped it off, came back in and got on more case of stuff, and did a very light shop. a little over 15 items, which for my family is VERY light.

(side note, how do ppl just pop in to store and only get like 3 items????? it is insanity to me, probably bc growing up my family, if we were going shopping for food, we were going shopping for food)

so i get back in line, with the alcohol, and there is no one behind me. there are a couple ppl in front of me, but no one else. i get up to him, and i figure i can pay for both my food (which again, wasn't that much) and the alcohol (which technically you're supposed to pay for either first and get it out of the store or last after you've already shopped). this kid then stops me after i put like two items up on the counter and goes "this lane is only for five items or less" in the dullest, annoyed voice.

there is not a single sign that says that here. and mind you, the person that was in front of me, had more than five items. so…. wtf.

i was annoyed about it, but i kinda just went "oh", paid for the alcohol, and then jumped into the self-checkout line. i particularly didn't like his tone, but i get what it's like to be working the holiday season and be exhausted so i get it.

now this brings us to today…

went to this store, got a full cart, went to the self-checkout. i always do self-checkout. i don't want to be bothered. especially if i just finished work, i don't want to make pleasantries with ppl. i just want to get my shit, buy it, and be on my way without ppl talking to me. also, i nine times out of ten don't like the way ppl bag my groceries but like… i'm not gonna correct someone that's barely making above minimum wage about something so trivial and nitpicky. so again, it's better i just take my time and do it the way i want to.

now, i have been shopping at this place for well over a decade, either with my mom back in the day when she could shop, or by myself in recent years. i've never had an issue with the ppl at the self-checkout line. they sometimes look at me like i'm crazy to want to scan all of this shit myself, but i've never had anyone come up to me and be rude or make a comment.

until today.

lo and behold, the same cashier from before was now at self-checkout. today i had contemplated going to a regular line, but there was only one regular line open (and one express line, along with all the self-checkouts) and there were open registers in self-checkout so i went over and started scanning my stuff. everything was fine until randomly the machine popped up a message that i needed an assistant. i've seen it happen before when you try to scan your items too quick, so i think they just do it as a way to make sure you ain't stealing lol

he comes over, scans his card, and then in a very snotty attitude says "ma'am, this is way too many items for self-checkout."

first off… ma'am???? i despise when ppl call me ma'am sksks i get it, it's a politeness thing. but like… you could just not say that at all and just go "excuse me" or literally anything else. i've been called ma'am since i was like 21, which is a very weird feeling when literally last year someone legit thought i was 15 so….. am i too old looking or not?

but secondly, there is not a single sign or anything saying 'you can only have x amount of items here'. the whole point of a self-checkout line is to do it yourself, regardless of how many items you have. yes, ppl that have a small little basket or whatever usually are the ones that use self-checkout, but that doesn't mean that it's only made for them.

not to mention, again, they only had one regular lane open, which had a line. so………….

now usually, when i do self-checkout, i am FAST. i get in and get out asap. but literally bc he said it to me in the tone he did, i took the LONGEST time i ever have.

did i get some stares from ppl that had to wait for a register to free up? yes. but fun fact, i don't care. go to the express lane. oh, you don't like using the express lane bc you don't like talking to ppl? IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.

and my thing is, i know what it's like to work retail. you deal with some of the dumbest, annoying-est ppl. like "how can these ppl be legally allowed to vote" dumb. and i know what it's like to be going thru a lot outside of work and having to come in and deal with stupid shit on top of it. i had to work the holiday season while my dad had just freshly died. i get it. however, don't take your shitty day out on me. i don't like when customers do it, and i assume he's the same way, so don't do the opposite.

and the worst thing about all of this is now i feel like i should complain to the store. not about him specifically, bc while he pissed me off i don't want him to lose his job or anything, but i just don't like what he said. bc it wasn't like he was informing me "hey you're not supposed to be in this line it's for smaller orders", it more sounded like his own comment. also, why did he wait to say something to me until i needed his help and not when i literally got in line? i was already 10 or more items in when he said this comment so like….. if you had said it before, i would have got in the regular line.

my whole thing is, he was in the wrong - for both the attitude and for the contents of the comment. if i was wrong, i would gladly admit it. but i wasn't, so… fuck him lol

TLDR: did self-checkout today with a big order, and cashier had to help me for two seconds. came over and said "ma'am this is way too many items for self-checkout" in a snotty attitude. and i'm pissed about it bc he was wrong for saying it. i've been shopping at the same grocery store for years and have never had a problem until this person. also i had a not so great experience with this same person near new years so…. yeah.

#does anyone actually care about this? no lol #but i just needed to vent bc this type of shit just annoys me #if i'm wrong i'll admit it #but i ain't so don't get pissy at me lol #i swear sometimes i think shit like this happens to me bc i'm just an easier target than other ppl sksks #personal #text

[violentlydefending]

oh damn i completely forgot riz ahmed was in nightcrawler LMAO it's been a hot second !!

#still browsing through imdb pages instead of studying. you know how it is. #jake gyllenhaal was in okja (!?! there were So Many Guys in that movie jesus) which led me to nightcrawler which led me to this realization #anyway it's a good movie for american psycho enjoyers and taxi driver likers and such #thematically it's a bit similar to nope too wrt the idea of wrenching tragedy into spectacle but otherwise v diff movies lol #don't mind me just sittin here. thinking abt movies. instead of studying oops #okay yknow what speaking of riz ahmed . i'm still a lil bit mad abt 2020 oscars giving best original screenplay to pyw instead of #sound of metal or minari or judas and the black messiah #idk how i would've felt abt trial of the chicago 7 getting the win there instead of pyw but like i do at least like courtroom dramas kinda #12 angry men my beloved etc etc #and YES oscars and awards are bs but STILL. if i wanna be pissy abt shit 2 years later i WILL be #contra.txt #movie talk