#Bringing Up Bates

[kink-tomato]

I know this isn’t what y’all follow me for, but please appreciate that the man making this plea is a January 6th attending, Trump supporting, build-the-wall conservative Christian fundamentalist with zero self-awareness

#bringing up bates #bates family #fundie snark #iblp #duggar #shiny happy people #not tbx #Youtube

[spurgie-cousin]

Great little overview of big fundie insurance/ finance schemes and fraud

#the bates family #the brown family #sister wives #bringing up bates #the duggar family #tiktok

[countingandsnarkingon]

So Tubi apparently has all or most? Episodes of Bringing up Bates. Maybe I should finally watch it

#Bringing Up Bates

[fundiebabez2]

Carlin Stewart has the Bringing Up Bates subreddit in her frequently visited

#bates family #carlin bates stewart #bringing up bates

[fundiepredictions]

They are all moms now.... Weird

#bates #bringing up bates #carlinstewartbates #josiebalkabates #torismithbates

[slysnarksfundies]

I'm the last person to say anything nice about Trace Bates but I'm a sucker for good diy projects.

#bates family #bringing up bates #trace and lawson were at j6 #never forget #trace bates #trace and lydia #diy projects

[batesduggarsfamilies]

Travis, Katie & Remi Clark and Josie Balka with 2 daughters, Willow and Hazel Balka.

#bringing up bates #josie bates #josie balka #katie bates #katie clark #remi clark #willow balka #hazel balka

[klanced]

when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on

#do you see my vision #voltron #shiro #keith #adashi #people are like 'haha voltron renaissance!! klance 4ever!!' meanwhile i'm still stuck in the adashi mines #shiro wasn't entirely wrong but adam was more right. #i like to imagine young adult adam and shiro are going to bed and adam is like 'we need to talk about keith.' #shiro (immediately): don't listen to iverson that guy has it out for keith. #adam: no that's- it's really cute how you always immediately have keith's back. but no i'm talking about supporting keith as he grows up #adam: because i think keith is like Us. if you get my meaning. #shiro: huh.. (oh!! Gender.) i wasn't sure if i should bring it up but yeah i've noticed a couple things.. what's our game plan? #adam: (giving a heartfelt speech about making sure keith always feels loved and cherished) #shiro: (earnestly listens but also in the back of his mind he's planning on how to casually introduce gender-neutral pronouns to keith) #adam is waiting with bated breath for keith to bring a boy home meanwhile shiro is like geez this egg is taking a while to crack... #shitpost #wait this post makes more sense if you buy into my other vision which is that shiro is transgender. always assume im writing trans shiro.

[coffeebleeds]

@bates--boy replied to your post “Does your girlfriend know you're looking at other...”:

What the hell is all this talk about nudes? My guy, Goddamn, dude, are you and Cait on a rough patch again?

It started as a joke. I was fucking with Latvia about receiving Russia's nudes, then showed him a photo of the Caucuses.

Who the fuck is Cait?

#bates--boy #iced i. #m!a: canon nightmare #GOD THANK YOU IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING CAIT UP

[dutybcrne]

@voidlesslove said : I'd love to see Kaeya with the traveler as his mate. They'd immediately clock his scent as Inteyvats and depending on which it is would share theirs with him. (Side note I can totally see the traveler as a beta) 『 Related to this || Accepting 』

YES! 🥹

#voidlesslove #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #answered #//Love the idea of him panicking over them clocking his actual scent; even if they bring it up in private #//Trying to brush them off; trying to scramble out of it bc who KNOWS if they'd hold it against him #//Only for their own scent to waft over him and calm him (bonus if it's smth similar or has an Odd edge to it; bc they are an Outlander #but that very detail abt it is what HELPS bc it almost feels familiar to him (he'd dare even say it almost felt as though they were #'True Mates'...but how prepostorous would that be? An Omega being True Mates with a BETA? It's unheard of! And yet he almost dares HOPE-) #//He can't immediately identify it; is too caught up in them reassuring him they won't say anything abt it; in steadying himself #//Maybe it's not until they're closer; perhaps around the time of his 'hangout' or after Cari.bert when they decide to become proper 'mates #//And THAT'S when Traveler shares their scent with him; what it is; lets him Properly bask in it rather than indulge faint traces of it #//Because ever since he's gotten a soft spot for them before they left Mond; every time they saw him; he was Exceedingly clingy #//Longing for that little scent that seemed to set his restlessness at ease–as if his body really CHOSE them as his mate #//Kae prolly brushed it off like nothing at first; thinking he was just clingy for a new friend. Never minding how much he Hated them #smelling like others they'd encountered (esp Venti; who likes to scent them for friendship And bc he wanted to play matchmaker for em) #//Prolly helped lead them to tentative courting; over letters; during festivals Traveler would return for. Long distance being so PAINFUL #//And every reunion feeling like the most powerful sense of relief; like finally able to release a bated breath held fast #//I like to think they are VERY bitey mates. Bc Traveler can't really 'claim' him in a traditional sense; but they can sure Mark him #//& vice-versa. & he absolutely leaves them utterly covered in his pheromones each time they part; hoarding things they left their scent on #//Heats get really tricky for them; bc being a Beta; they can't really Satisfy his Urge at the time #//But he doesn't care; would ask them to utterly flood his nest/the place with their pheromones and help him through it anyways #//He'd rather do that and feel a little discomfort than have to resort to bringing an Alpha into the mix. Would LOATHE that #//Still; Traveler being with him Definitely helped him through his heats better than other Beta partners he's had before #//Okay; this was a hc spam whoops fjgbfg. Okay last one; he ONLY ever nests in their teapot. & prefers to spend his heats in there #//THAT'S how comfortable he would feel with them; even before they properly courted/became mates

[spurgie-cousin]

part of season 11 of BUB is on Tubi!

FYI for anyone who wants to watch!!

#bringing up bates #where to watch

[countingandsnarkingon]

KY-Lynn…KY-Lynn? Was anyone ever going to tell me that’s how you pronounce Brandon and Michael’s last name? Y’all this whole time I thought it was pronounced Cline

#michael and brandon #Bringing up Bates season 1 episode 2

[fat-fem-and-asian]

toni collette and vera farmiga could trade film careers no problem

#VERA COULD DO MURIELS WEDDING !!! SHE COULD WAIL !!! #toni is a harder sell on conjuring bc i feel like she and pdomz wouldnt have has much chemistry #but i think vera would also struggle more w hereditary ( #both of them would body tho absolutely #anyways i am mostly pulling from their early 2000s when i say this thats when they seriously could have overlapped #fundamentally they bring different notes to their characters like toni brings this raw grit. thats just amazing. #some odd ugliness that we dont really get to see in women ugh i love u toni #and vera is like....this raging cyclone of energy sometimes its incredible #also they would both do mafia mamma. just. saying #and could swap usot /bates no issue. oh but those shows would be like. v diff i think #ooooo i would have LOVED to see vera in glassland that would've been so interesting actually #idk if she ever hit that level of rage w norma tbh. as close as she got #and i actually think toni would have been. incredible in 5 days @ memorial. wooof she would have been so good #idk i think their careers and roles overlap a lot in what theyve picked and its really interesting how both of them #are so influential to the mother genre. while being just. fantastic actresses #but also having very different cores to them. loose and soft and languid vs tough and brittle and kind #also both of them have films kinda early in their careers about being blonde and shackin up w asian dudes???

[fundiepredictions]

When Tori only had one child....

#bates #bringing up bates

[slysnarksfundies]

Y'all know I'm in actually tears over here after seeing Travis and Katie "discovering" Ray J's earbuds🤣🤣🤣. I wonder if they know who he is or what he's been famous for over the years. Someone send them "I hit it first" or that 2007 tape. 🤭

#bates family #bringing up bates #travis clark #katie clark #fundies discovering pop culture #THE Culture #get that money Ray J #Brandy's brother #Kim K's ex #love and hip hop #i hit it first #for the love of Ray J #Proud Family

[rowarn]

cw: gun play, throat fucking with a gun im sorry, simon coming untouched, masturbation (reader) I NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY BRAIN SO unedited

simon with a gun kink that he's kept hidden would be crazy.

imagine ur big, beefy husband coming home after a long deployment. he's tense, his fists are clenched tight and it's clear he's got a ton of steam he needs to blow off.

at first, you expect a normal night together of him plowing you into the mattress so hard that the bed creaks and hits the wall with every thrust. the kind of fucking that leaves you trembling for 15 minutes after you've finished and cleaned up. the kind that has him pulling you into his arms to soothe and coo at.

but something is different this time.

he starts removing his gear one by one as usual but instead of removing the holster with his gun and safely placing it down, he unholsters the gun completely.

you're watching with bated breath as he unloads the weapon, carefully pulling it back and peering into the chamber. you're watching his hands move, admiring how strong his fingers are and how the veins in his hands bulge out with every movement

you deviously excited by the time he approaches you -- the gun still in his hand.

he brings it up, placing the nozzle against your chin, finger hovering off the the trigger. but you know how well-trained he is -- how good he is at his job. you know that he could have that finger on the trigger in a milisecond, faster than you would even be able to comprehend.

"open," he orders, a voice that sends shivers down your spine. it's firm, rough, authoritative. it's a tone you imagine he uses when he's on the field.

soliders bow to his every whim and you're no better. but unlike those who are trained to obey him because it's their job -- you obey him because you know if you do, you'll get the sweetest reward in the world; that thick, full cock still hidden in his pants.

your panties are already wet and sticky and your brain’s already feeling fuzzy by the time you open your mouth. 

the shock of cold is the first thing you recognize followed by the tang of metal as the weapon settles on your tongue. your lashes flutter as you look up at your husband, face still obscured by his balaclava but his pretty, brown eyes burn holes into you nevertheless.

he slowly and carefully slides the gun deeper into your mouth until it presses against the back of your throat and you involuntarily gag. a groan rips from his cheeks as he watches the tears gather on your lashline.

"that's it, pretty," he coos, "bet you wish that was my cock huh?" you nod your head as best you can with the weapon lodged in your throat, "maybe i'll give it to you if you put on a real nice show for me."

his words take a moment to register in your fuzzy brain but once they do, your hand is flying down between your legs at record speed. you slip it beneath the band of your panties, barely lifting his shirt that you're wearing out of the way so you can finally find relief in the ache that has settled in your cunt.

your folds are wet and sticky as they part around your fingers and you struggle to swallow around the gun in your mouth. there's no give to the metal and drool begins to dribble down your shin in long, thin strings.

simon's cock is hard, heavy and leaking against his thigh. this has been one of his best kept secrets, to watch you submit to his gun -- to the weapon he has used to murder countless people with.

and here you were, doing as you're told, throating his gun while you play with your pretty cunt. he can hear how wet you are, can see the way you desperately hump your own hand trying to get your fingers deeper and deeper. but they'll never feel as good as his, you both know this.

so all you can do is tearfully look up at him through clumped lashes as you choke and gag on the gun he continues to keep stuffed down your throat.

his cock throbs at the thought of being where his weapon is now. he envies it.

you mutter something, muffled and incomprehensible but he knows what you're saying. he can see the way your pupils blow out, hear the way your breathing grows erratic and choppy. you're trembling and breathless, messily jerking your hips into your own hand as you desperately look up at him -- begging for anything to push you over the edge.

his finger finally lands on the trigger of his gun and he sees your eyes widen but the desperate, teary look you give him only tells him more of what you need.

there's a muted, empty click when he pulls the trigger. the gun is empty, you both know this -- but it sends you over the edge anyway.

simons cock twitches and twitches, balls tight and heavy before he's spurting his load down his thigh at the sight of you cumming on your own fingers and moaning around his gun.

the hand holding the weapon trembles as he cums untouched at the entire scene. you pull your head back, gasping for air before pulling your hand out of your panties.

simon lurches forward, you don't even have time to react before he's taking the sticky, messy, cum-covered fingers into his mouth.

he's on top of you, pressing you down beneath his weight, the gun tossed and forgotten on the bed because now all he can think about is fucking you into the mattress. <3

#simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley smut #ghost x reader #ghost smut #cod smut #cod x reader