Minos, Rhadamanthus, and Aeacus: "Lord Zeus, you repeatedly broke your marriage vows, having numerous affairs, including with your son's wife--"
Ares: "Wait, what?!"
Hera: "I FUCKING KNEW IT--"
Zeus: "...."
Reader: "Oh, great--"
Hades: *sips wine*
Ares: "You've been fucking my FATHER?!"
Reader: "I don't know what you're yelling at me for, you've been bedding Aphrodite our entire marriage!"
Aphrodite: "I'd rather not be involved in this, thank you--"
Hermes: "I think it's a little late for that, don't you?"
Ares: "THAT'S NOT THE SAME--"
Reader: "HOW IN THE UNDERWORLD IS IT NOT--?"
Minos: "....if we could perhaps focus on--"
Courtroom full of yelling Gods: "NOT NOW."
Zeus: "....I'm going to Tartarus, aren't I?"
Hades: *sips wine*
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These hits looked personal. Let me find out Apollo was mad about Dionysus suggesting he'd throw a discus because of his trauma lmao
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Gaia to all the Olympians
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please, on behalf of all the greek deities, I beg for more fanfics with the most perfect and crazy goddess of the greek pantheon, HERA. she is so hot, angry and possessive. despite all her hard layer, we know that there is the sweet hera kind, compassionate, diplomatic and loving. she just needs to be truly loved, for god’s sake. she is the best goddess, despite her crimes committed by anger. I understand her, and I love how creative and cruel she is with her punishments. she has several layers, toxic and healthy. anyway, I love her and would love that she had more stories.
(I love the way she is in the anime “blood of zeus”, I miss your peacocks but I like the aesthetics of the crows. my wife can do anything.
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STOP!!!
IS THIS ZAGREUS AND MELINOË???
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Spoilers for BoZ Season 2
Me: Oh yay, Blood of Zeus Season 2 is out, can't wait to see-
Episode 3: *makes Ares a pervert towards Persephone*
Me:
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Help why was he so cute this season ??
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I am almost certain Aphrodite was messing with Artemis or something the day these two met, because Gorgo was just picking berries in the woods, looks up and sees all THIS riding in on a damn horse and was ready to snap that vow of chastity over her knee 😂 (I mean who can blame her)
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Hades really said "I love my family and my family only. Fuck everyone else" and you know what? That's exactly how I like my men
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Hades did the Archimedes heat ray so Persephone can feel the sunlight in the underworld, he loved /cherished her so much he was willing to do anything for them to stay together always & be with their kids Zagreus and Melinoë forever…. A MAN>>>He did nothing wrong! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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