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#Bi-Han: No no if you want to date kung lao by all means go ahead
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Johnny: Okay, so, lemme get this straight, you are dating Liu Kang
Kitana: Yes
Johnny: and he's dating Kung Lao
Kitana: Correct
Johnny: But you're not dating Kung Lao
Kitana: Absolutely not
Johnny: Okay, cool, could I date him then?
Kitana, tucking Kung Lao behind her and hissing like a cat: Not unless you face me in mortal kombat and win, Earthrealmer!
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mrshesh · 8 months
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Omg hi!! So happy to see someone writing for mk. Is it alright to request (gender neutral) reader doing flirty intros with fujin and kung lao? Or maybe noob!
intros with fujin, kung lao & noob saibot - flirty edition!
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overview: intros the reader could have with fujin, kung lao & noob saibot - flirty edition!
pairing: fujin, kung lao & noob saibot x gender neutral reader, romantic
genre: fluff, spice, slight angst
a/n: hey anon! of course! i had a blast writing this! thanks for the request. i hope you love it! (someone needs to catch the oppenheimer reference i snuck in here.)
x fujin
(Y/N): How’s the braid?
Fujin: You did a great job on it.
(Y/N): Can I become your braider from now on?
(Y/N): What’s it like being a demigod?
Fujin: Sometimes, I wish I could lead a simple life… with you. 
(Y/N): Your purpose is greater than that, Fujin. 
Fujin: I never thought I’d feel this way for anybody.
(Y/N): It hurts, doesn’t it?
Fujin: Like the wind, I must keep flying away, but I will always pass by you. 
(Y/N): You almost seem like a mortal to me. 
Fujin: How so?
(Y/N): Cause you’re bearable, unlike Raiden. 
Fujin: Your eyes are captivating, Y/N.
(Y/N): Have you seen yours?
Fujin: I guess they are pretty bright, aren’t they?
(Y/N): What’s it like to fly?
Fujin: A breath of fresh air. 
(Y/N): If I win this, you’re taking me flying. 
(Y/N): I can’t imagine the weight of the responsibilities you carry. 
Fujin: I certainly have a lot of people to protect. 
(Y/N): You protect them, and I’ll protect you.
Fujin: You’re strong and capable. 
(Y/N): Much like yourself. 
Fujin: Yet I’m not powerful enough to quit yearning for you. 
(Y/N): Could you blow a gust of wind my way? I’m sweating. 
Fujin: What’s got you so clammy?
(Y/N): Being around you. 
(Y/N): I wanna be as cool as you someday.
Fujin: You have a lot to learn, Y/N.
(Y/N): I bet you could teach me.
Fujin: You mean a lot to me. 
(Y/N): Not enough, by the looks of it. 
Fujin: You could learn something by doing this.
x kung lao
(Y/N): You’ve got an impressive physique. 
Kung Lao: Tell me something I don’t know.
(Y/N): Not even a ‘thank you’?
Kung Lao: Does this count as our first date?
(Y/N): Do you see me kicking your ass as a date?
Kung Lao: Bold of you to think you’re gonna win.
(This is based on an intro in the MK11 game!)
Kung Lao: Double date with Liu Kang and Kitana?
(Y/N): I’d rather just go with you. 
Kung Lao: You know I could never deny you that. 
(Y/N): Don’t get ahead of yourself, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: I’m beating that prank, just wait!
(Y/N): Just admit that I’m the better prankster. 
(Y/N): C’mon, quit frowning so much!
Kung Lao: You like my smile that much?
(Y/N): And your dimples. 
Kung Lao: You need to know your worth.
(Y/N): That means a lot coming from Mr. Cocky himself. 
Kung Lao: My cockiness is justified. 
(Y/N): Don’t go easy on me!
Kung Lao: I won’t - I see what you’re made of.
(Y/N): So you’re admitting I’m winning?
Kung Lao: C’mon, sweetheart, you know you want me.
(Y/N): This is the fifth time you’ve asked this week. 
Kung Lao: Not one date?
Kung Lao: Well, you look stunning.
(Y/N): You don’t look so bad, yourself. 
Kung Lao: We are one good-looking duo. 
x noob saibot
(Y/N): I don’t think you’re all that evil. 
Noob Saibot: Think again, Y/N.
(Y/N): I see you, Bi-Han. 
Noob Saibot: Join me in the Netherrealm. 
(Y/N): You’re too weak to kill me.
Noob Saibot: You will be beside me eventually.
Noob Saibot: Death has no allies.
(Y/N): You don’t scare me.
Noob Saibot: You know I do, Y/N.
(Y/N): It’s painful to see you like this. 
Noob Saibot: Now that I’m more powerful than ever?
(Y/N): Now that you’re heartless.
(Y/N): You’ve become a vessel of yourself. 
Noob Saibot: I have become death himself. 
(Y/N): Bi-Han isn’t “death himself.”
Noob Saibot: I felt something for you.
(Y/N): Felt?
Noob Saibot: Death doesn’t feel. 
Noob Saibot: Your soul is the one I want the most. 
(Y/N): As long as you’re like this - you’re not getting it.
Noob Saibot: Dare deny your precious Bi-Han?
Noob Saibot: I used to feel.
(Y/N): I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you.
Noob Saibot: You’re the only one I felt something for.
(Y/N): What is it you want, Bi-Han?
Noob Saibot: I want your soul.
(Y/N): Even when you’re dead, you want me.
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