Another draft dump the stuff that I started but never finished or this didn't have any contacts to add it.
Some of it is a little bit 🔞 only like a little bit like it's mild as fuck.
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Neta: not every long trip to the bathroom is a crisis mahi!! ......... Sometimes I just need to take a shit.
Mahi: 45 minutes though????
Neta: I don't have good eating habits
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Mahi: sorry about my boss he's mentally ill
Customer: I figured
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Ikkan: slopping spree??
Noji: shut up It was a good name at the time, okay?
Ikkan: slopping spree??? Hehehehehe sloppy spree!??!!
Noji: shut up!
Ikkan: slopping spreehehehahahahaha.... Hey babe!
Neta: hem?
Ikkan: You. Me. tonight? We're going to have a -hahahahahah we gonna have a slopping spreehehehehe * inhale* hahahahahahahaha.!!!!
Noji:...................
Ikkan: All right, all right. I'm done. I'm sorry... Hahahahahahaha!
Noji: they call me the immature one
Ikkan: slopping spree!!!! I can't.... Hahahahaah I can't breathe. Hahahahahah
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Neta: well we're locked out
Ikkan: Why are are we locked out
Warabi: he dropped his apartment key
Neta: drop my key
Ikkan: how are you going to get inside
Warabi: your key
Neta: can't
Warabi: why not?
Neta: he left it
Ikkan: I forgot
Warabi: call cirrina
Neta: can't
Warabi: why not
Ikkan: not here
Neta: at her mom's
Warabi: we can pick the lock.
Ikkan: we can't
Warabi: Why not?
Ikkan: we need a pick
Neta: we don't have a lockpick
Warabi: we can try a fin pick
Neta: can't
Ikkan: not possible
Warabi: how come
Ikkan: we don't have fins why would we have a fin pick
Warabi: oh yeah
Neta: I can call a locksmith
Ikkan: we can't
Neta: why
Warabi: they're closed
Ikkan: they close at 6
Neta: ok so now what
Warabi: I don't know
Ikkan: don't you have a spare key
Neta: I don't
Ikkan: Why not?
Neta: didn't get to it
Ikkan: should of made a copy
Mahi: I have a copy
Warabi: mahi has a copy
Ikkan: we can use their copy
Neta: where did they find a copy?
Mahi: made it
Ikkan: they made it
Neta:... Ok......................... wait...... MAHI! when did you get here
Mahi: I was bored so I was going to sneak into your place to play your Nintendo... So you need to get into your place or what?
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Warabi: what do you mean? I'm not your work wife. I thought we loved each other??
Neta: No you are not my work wife. You're not even close to it.
Warabi: how about your work child?
Neta: No Mahi is my work child.....*sigh* ....who is currently high and trying to hide it... What did I tell you about that, managers cannot be high at work.
Mahi: I got them from his apartment. Don't tell him
Neta: I'm right here
Mahi: oh ..... I got them from his apartment. Don't tell him. Hehehehe
Neta: mkay..... Anyway, the closest person to a work spouse is probably...... Uhhh... Mrs Candice right here. Come here babe, She's my work wife.
Candi:awwww makes sense. You remind me a lot of my actual hubby hehehehehe
Warabi: that what makes her your work spouse and not me?
Neta: We're the oldest, we both have kids, we talk shit. We hang out after work. We force our partners to hang around each other uhhhh we both use the same ink dye.
Candi: we went to that toxic waste concert together
Neta: yeah we did. We were so drunk! Heheh
Candi: I pierced your junk! remember after the concert?
Neta: she did! Hehehehe I was also there when you were getting Your sternum tattooed. We held hands
Warabi: didn't know you guys had such a close relationship outside of work
Candi: Yeah we're best friends. If our spouse died, do you think we would marry each other?
Neta: oh my cod yessss! Of course I'd marry you if our spouses died hehehehehehehehehe let's kill them! hehehehe
Candi: yeah let's kill them and run away together hahahahahahaa I'm pretty sure they plan on killing his first anyway heheheheheheheehe
Warabi:.....................
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[Ikkan explaining the difference between an alto clarinet and a bass clarinet]
[Baja talking about an obscure band that only consisted of clarinet players]
Ikkan: we're both autistic anr't we?
Baja: yeah
Ikkan: and we both have music based interests
Baja: yeah looks like it
Ikkan: hmm
Baja: does this mean your best friends?
Ikkan: I think so, yeah
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Neta: with one of you little shits went through our night stands and took shit?! Mahi?!
Mahi: I didn't! I stay in your living room!
Ikkan: Warabi?
Warabi: I was on a date with baja
Neta:.......... Mizole you're really quiet right now. I don't like it
Mizole:..... Why would I want to go to a shoe box you call a home when I can stay in my actual house.
Ikkan: hmm
Neta:..........
Mizole: ............ I don't see why you're so worked up. I mean what was so important in that nightstand of yours? I mean, how do you know someone went through it?
Neta: I know someone went through it because my adhesives for my insulin monitor are all messed up! Some of the candy that I have for my low blood sugar has been eaten! And my new pack of cigarettes are open!
Ikkan: our glasses or smudged! The book mark for a novel I'm reading is fucking gone along with my guitar pics! and my charging plug was detected from my vib-hm. ..............
Mizole: ........ Hm? What was the last part?
Ikkan:.. nothing.... just... don't go through our stuff. .............. [Leave]
Mizole:heh he seems on edge.. - OW! The fuck was that for!? Mahi!
Mahi: this doesn't involve me.
Neta: next time I'm going for your throat. little shit..... never step into my home again!! ......*ugh*......Ikkan.
Mahi: what was in their nightstand that was so important!
Mizole: ikkan has information and a number of the studio director and a producer. He's working with his old band front roe. They're planning on working on the soundtrack and I want to see if I can get wet fool in on it .
Mahi: Why didn't you just ask him about it?
Mizole:.... why ask when I can just steal the gig from under him and get the job before he does
Mahi:....... Okay.... Do you still have any of the candy left?
Mizole: of course I got you candy babe.
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Ikkan: what's that? What is that under your shirt?
Neta: oh it's nothing.
Ikkan: it looks like a new tattoo. Did you get a back tattoo? Let me see
Neta: babe we're in public I don't think it a good time to- ehhhhh!
Mahi: hay boss do you know where the- nevermind
Ikkan:.......... Oh Neta.............. Is that my Bass?
Neta: yeah I felt bad covering your name up with the electric eel. I wanted something dedicated to you.. and I really like your thigh tattoo with my bass. I thought that was nice so I wanted to do something matching yours.
Ikkan: oh........'made to love and to be loved'........ Neta. This is so..... Oh I don't know what to say
Neta: I was going to surprise you tomorrow after our date..... Heheh..... You've been rubbing my back for a while now... Uh-
Ikkan: close the store.
Neta: wh?
Ikkan: close the store now. We're going home.
Neta: we close in 10 minutes
Ikkan: I don't care, we're going home.
Neta: but we still have custom-
Ikkan: Neta I want you....
Neta:............. Every one leave!
Mahi: but we-
Neta: mahi you're fired get out......Warabi you're also fired leave
Warabi: what?!?!
Mahi: we're not really fired let's go.... YOU GUYS ARE GROSS
Neta: fuck you get out of my store! [Kissing]
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Neta: *snoring*
[knock knock knock]
Neta: hu uhh mehhe...... Coming! It's 2am what the fuck.... ... Mahi .. what are you doing at this time of night??
Mahi: me and Warabi got into a fight. Baja is sleeping in our bed tonight can I stay here?
Neta:....................... Come in.
Mahi: thanks...
Neta: so what was the fight about?
Mahi: something stupid. Warabi wants to get a bigger apartment and separate bedroom rooms and he wants Baja to move in. I can tell you tomorrow.....*yawn*.... Good night...*sleeping*
Neta: All right......oh you're just going to sleep in the middle of my bed with no room for me. It's okay, I don't mind....*sigh*.. I'll just sleep on the edge I guess.....*snoring*
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Mahi getting into shit @fish-at-fish-fish-resort
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There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know, sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, oh-oh
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
And there's still time to change the road you're on
And it makes me wonder
Oh, whoa
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Jimmy Page / Robert Anthony Plant
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