#Bc I’m a fucking disaster

[frnkiebby]

we love a good whore on the floor~🎃

#frankie just needed his floor time #as do i #i think i’m gonna take my laptop and just chill on the floor by my desk today at work #i have to fucking figure out how fucked my tracking spreadsheet and files are #HA jk they’re fucked all to hell #bc the person before me was a goddamn idiot and i’m still fixing her DISASTER #anyway #frank pls #i need you to never stop with that face #gggooooddddddd #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[flowercrowngods]

i gotta stop writing the tattoo shop au exclusively in @munsonboy’s ask box but uh weird disaster boys idk :D

“So, uh, what kinda tattoo are we thinking? I don’t mind doing it right now if you have, like, an idea or something, or we could brainstorm and do a few designs? I don’t have another costumer coming up for today, so…” Steve trails off and shrugs, makes it looks so casual and nonchalant that Eddie can’t really believe he’s real. “I’ve got time, is what I’m saying.”

“Uh,” Eddie says intelligently. “I’m thinking weird. I’m ready to enter my Weird Era.”

Steve squints at him. “Is that a Taylor reference? From the one and only Eddie Edward Edwin Munson?”

“Hey, that’s a hate crime actually.”

“What, fake-full naming you?”

“Nah, man, saying I make Taylor references. I’m not a pastel preppy sunshine boy who probably listens to her way too much so much so that he could spend an entire day speaking in lyrics or something.”

Steve shakes his head, hiding one of those smiles that makes his eyes crinkle. Eddie wants more of that. It’s a good look on him.

“Right, tattoos,” the pastel preppy sunshine boy says before Eddie’s thoughts can travel too far and wax poetic about that smile and sunshine and something something Stevie. “You want it weird?”

“Let’s make it weird, pretty boy!”

Steve just cackles before turning around to grab a black binder.

#tattoo shop au #ink-redible dingus. that’s the name of his shop. i love him he’s ridiculous #steddie #steddie fic #trans eddie munson #not explicitly in this snippet but very explicitly in the rest of the fic(let?) :D bc i’m sexy like that #i’ll make it all coherent soon but eddie will get some weird fucking tattoos and i love it for him (and steve can finally do his wannados.) #robin’s gonna love eddie for this especially #dio words #y’all don’t understand i keep writing in poe’s ask box and then don’t save it so poe has to send me an email of my ask fic #i’m a disaster

[luminousstardust]

just left my hot iron ON while watching tonight’s critical role episode because CLEARLY there were more important things going on. almost burned my house down for the sake of imodna

#trying to be vague bc i don’t want to spoil but IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #had my own disaster wlw moment how fitting #i’m sewing imogen’s jacket too which is even more fitting #bells hells spoilers #cr spoilers #imodna #critical role spoilers #imogen temult #laudna #shaking with happiness #tay liveblogs

[romulussy]

i’ve been keeping it to myself cause i wanted to wait til the end to really form an opinion about it but there are a few things w s4 that i’m not vibing with, but it’s funny to see the criticism in the tag every week be 97% ship based bc honestly that’s one thing i have like, zero complaints about

#yes i am a romangerri warrior but it’s like. well i went into it expecting disaster for them #and even at their messiest their scenes so far have been well written AND well acted. so actually i’m eating good #and even if i weren’t the show just is not about ships to me. like the roys are what drew me in and what keep me invested etc etc #so reading some of these takes really is like. Okay so we ARE watching different shows then #which. whatever like i’m not here to tell you how to watch a show. it’s just funny #except that one person i saw say s4 is bad bc it keeps trying to give shiv nuance. what the fuck was that #i need you to rewatch 1-3 and explain to me like iM 5 how you still think shiv has no nuance lmao

[seventh-district]

it’s finally getting cold enough that i can bring my cardigan collection back into rotation without feeling like i’m gonna melt into a puddle the second i step outside!!!

#Seven.txt #my face #i have rematerialized back out of the void to once again make my once-in-a-blue-moon selfie & life update post #i’m running on 4 hours of restless sleep and the single banana i ate for lunch earlier today. let’s do this #hrrrrg i hate the lighting in my bathroom but i refuse to take pictures in the absolute Mental Illness Disaster Zone™️ that is my bedroom #anyways. got diagnosed with Mystery Pain Syndrome at the dentist today. so now i take ✨steroids✨ #the less funny explanation is that my tooth still hurts with pressure nearly a month post-root canal and That’s Not Good #so we’re trying some new medications to see if that fixes it. and if not then who knows. root canal pt.2 the sequel. or extraction. sigh #and so the Dental Saga continues. todays visit went quite well in spite of the unforeseen mystery pain delaying the tooth-shaving plans #we had some time to kill so he managed to fill some of my other tiny cavities while i was there today so that’s good #okay moving on. what else. uhh. OH they finally came out and ran the fiber to the house last week!!! now i’m just waiting on one more- #-guy to come and finish the interior install and the long awaited fast internet will finally be mine eheheheheeeee #now i can feel my hours upon hours of unedited gameplay footage breathing down my neck :) #man i’ve got so much stuff piled up right now. i’m drowning in Tasks and it’s a lil overwhelming but i’ll handle it all! eventually #uhhhhm my current writing project is coming along well! i’ve never put so much time and effort into a oneshot before in my life #its a labor of love though and i think i’m gonna be really proud of myself (and the fic) once it’s complete #even if no one reads it bc it’s so goddamn self indulgent and kinda lowkey throws canon out the window but like. fuck it! #if i want Astarion to write a song on piano and perform it for me while mentally taking me on a trip down memory lane. then so be it #fr though i’ve never written anything quite like this and i rlly want to do it justice. even if its unrealistic i still want it to be Good #in other news i received word that one of the chickens i sponsor at my local Gentle Barn has passed away so i had a lil cry abt that #i feel so bad for his little tiny chicken wife. they obviously loved each other and it’s like. so sad when one half of an old couple dies #like. she pulled him out of his depression after his 1st wife died. now who’s gonna be there to pull Her out… #anyways let’s not get all sad about that again. in happier news my cat who i presumed died/got killed has returned home uninjured!!! #after that huge stray dog chased her into the woods i thought we’d never find or see her again #but then the morning after i started grieving her she showed back up hungry as hell yet completely unharmed like the enigma that she is #so that’s one definite highlight from earlier this month. uhh what else. rapid fire summary of the past few weeks let’s go- #Jersey turned 10! Bullet turned 10! my 6 year Veganniversary happened! i’m approaching 700 days on DuoLingo! #i’ve written more than 20 thousand words! i’ve been facing some fears! fighting my OCD! taking care of myself! (kinda!) #anyways things are far from being all sunshine and roses around here but i’m trying to focus on the good stuff for the most part #for now tho i have a headache and have reached 30 tags so it’s time to go shovel some mashed potatoes into my mouth :)

[comraderoscoes]

lotta jumbled up thoughts abt the way this team is acting towards lewis’ success this season and none of them are good

#really hated the way they acted in aus after his podium and the way they kept saying they could’ve won the race . fucking do it then #silverstone there was so much talk about his safety car luck as if he literally didn’t go thru abu dhabi 🤡 #and now this weekend which like #it would literally be sooo easy to fix this pr disaster. #like post a podium pic? post him being p3 or gaining another record breaking podium? something ? anything #or write a tweet explaining why the team weren’t at the podium (if yk there’s a proper explanation lol). like it doesn’t even need to be a #statement ? just a tweet would suffice #what are they doing 😭😭😭 #if it’s bc of the DNF then surely that’s doing a disservice to gr and also is in such stark contrast to their response to zandvoort #anyway hm. the continued silence is irking me like it’s one thing to mess up ur sm strategy after the race and not show up for the podium #it’s another thing to carry on the day after 😭 #and tbh like . there are weekends when you have to squint to see gr on their sm so i think the team is pretty poor as a whole #but this weekend has felt inc disrespectful to lewis #then what shov said …. ew!! #ANYWAY . thoughts spilled out . now repress #i hope they step their act up. if i’m being generous to them i’d say hopefully it’s bc of the standard lewis / merc set themselves to and #mb podiums don’t mean that much given that they want a wdc #but fuck that celebrate him #and also … idk if i believe that LOL

[neo-shitty]

GETO SUGURU.

#i spent the whole hour trying to resist this man but i just couldn’t #i liked him in the manga before he defected but the anime did him so… #AHCK #LOOK AT HIM (moments before disaster) #THE WAY HIS GAZE SOFTENED WHEN RIKO CONFESSED THAT SHE WANTED TO STAY WITH EVERYONE A LITTLE LONGER #HOW SHE WASNT READY FOR ASSIMILATION #JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE #RIKO MOVE THATS MY MAN #i just cant deal with him #he was such…a nice guy #if i knew him irl i’d have a massive crush on him ngl #additionally throughout the show he was always so concerned for satoru #expressing his concern when satoru has been using his technique nonstop whilst guarding amanai #and when haibara asks what treats should he bring home and he answers sweets bc it’s what satoru likes im having a breakdown #he’s so boyfriend #i love him so much it hurts to see how the tiredness in his eyes took over after what happened FUCK YOU TOJI FUSHIGURO #logically i’m not blaming anyone other than toji for what happened but some petty side of me wants to stir fry the shit out of gojo satoru #bc how the fuck did you not notice that geto was slowly losing and YOU CALL YOURSELF A BESTFRIEND YOU B— #im kidding ok might’ve been geto too bc he wasn’t open abt it #also damn yuki for that peptalk bc my poor mentally ill man wasn’t registering shit right #his slow spiral into insanity is one of the best written antagonizations i have ever read/seen and it will forever break my heart #jjk #toff.txt #🎬;jjk

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I fully have an ask I barely started answering but like… uh oh pces being annoying on ao3 again. If I don’t stop rereading the same fics I stg (and worse I comment SO MUCH like very sorry to the authors I’m obnoxious as hell)

#yes I have resumed my (5th?) reread of Winter Butterfly #fainted in the plasma chair again with it open #I was mid comment too #and worse? #I had left a very similar comment on the same chapter before #i’m a disaster #and I fucking love that story #the style #the creek #the Cryle #like BRUH?!? #I don’t necessarily fuck w all of jwinks stuff bc I’m a smut wimp but this fic is top 5 sp fics for me #south park

[gengarscursedbody]

i am in the absolute depths of seijoh hell, this rewatch is killing me and im only on episode 20. my babies ;__; i love them so much, i don’t think i can ever articulate it. they were my lifeline when i was sick af and their importance to me can never be understated. oikawa and iwa-chan and of course my beloved owl; when he turns up in a few episodes time, i am going to perish.

#as it stands i cried for a good ten minutes yesterday bc the 'winners and losers' ost happened #so i am actually fucked when it comes to season two (my iwa-chan 💔) and tbh even this episode bc of oikawa stuff #lowkey putting it off because i'm going to be a disaster #seijoh #haikyuu!! #hq!! #oh and by the way i keep thinking about fukurodani at nationals and getting upset even though canonically bokuto is fine #😭 i’m a mess

[placeinthisworld]

#personal #I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS FUCKKKKK I HAVENT NAVIGATED HOW TO DO THIS AS AN ADULT!!!!! fuck! #like I don’t even know anyone that I could tell this stuff too I wish I had a sister or a mom or even a cousin or friend or something !!!! #maybe even a therapist but nooooo !!!!!! I gotta figure it out myself!!!!!! but I don’t WANT to bc I’m SCARED so I’ll just…..suffer 🫶🏻 #I miss not being able to *relate* to ts lyrics but OOOOOOOOOOOOOF MAN THIS IS WHAT UR MID TWENTIES ARE LIKE HUH? #can I just blame the entire thing on the fact that I am a Libra this bpd so that is a recipe for disaster 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 goddamnit

[icezansky]

someday I will write my baseball fic…. Someday

#I keep having ideas for connected icemav and hangster aus and maybe one day I will write one lol #but the baseball version would definitely be pitcher!mav (young hotshot asshole) and catcher!goose #until goose has a career ending injury and mav’s club signs ice instead #and it’s a fucking disaster at first until they Click and then eventually they fuck of #hangster really does not fit in the typical pitcher/catcher so I’m torn #Bradley is definitely an outfielder #and Jake is either a cocky sonofabitch hotshot closer #OR he’s like… the best shortstop in the league #closer!jake would be really fun bc it would involve him heckling Brad from the bullpen #(inspired by my fave player</3) #but I also want jake who can HIT and he and Bradley exchange batting titles constantly #pls ignore me lmao

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

God adulthood sucks like you only have so many hours in a day and younger me would have spent 4 hours of a Sunday drawing and instead I cleaned my living room floor and furniture bc of the pipe flood on the 9th and like im not gonna get tumblr clout and external validation for vacuuming and mopping my apartment the way I would for a drawing that took me 3 hours

#also like it’s so cruel that I keep having disasters in my apartment that mean I have to spend the first weeks of the semester using all my #free time washing things or wiping them down etc #bc like yes this is the part of the semester that I have the most free time to do this cleaning #but also this is the part of the semester with the most free time and instead of spending that on having fun I’m huffing floor cleaner #tbh my friend keeps accidentally being insensitive saying how she doesn’t know what to do with herself because we’re not under overwhelming #stress at the moment and it’s so hard to be delicate about being like speak for you fucking self my life is in shambles #like she did let me crash in her guest bedroom while my apartment was being dried so like she’s nice and it’s just she wants to #bond about not being stressed from school but I am not relating bc I’m being stressed from life #also I cut my foot moving my end table #through my sock even #I was wearing shoes it’s the side of my foot

[boag]

I swear to god ever since my mom got into her first abusive relationship when I was 13 and I had to move in with my grandparents until he left, she literally cannot be involved with a man without ceasing to care abt anyone or anything other than that man

#and it always ends in disaster #u all know abt her last boyfriend literally beating the shit out of both of us and then getting arrested for trying to kill his brother #after I had spent weeks begging her to kick him out bc I was scared of him #but like her last boyfriend BEFORE THAT was the one who got me hooked on meth at 18 years old #like he was giving me hard drugs for months so he could take advantage of me #and he got her on it too which is why she went to rehab this past december #and he had us fully turned against each other and she still has so much fucking contempt for me #and I’m not allowed to express my feelings around her despite being so fucking traumatized I can’t even function most of the time #i wish I could move in with my grandparents again but it’s not an option anymore #i miss that period around like 2017-2020 when she refused to get into a relationship and was so content with it being just us n our friends #our mother-daughter relationship was so much better during that time

[crepusculum-rattus]

emailed my boss to see if i can actually do a full internship at the wildlife center in the spring 🙏

#bc i’m just in a practicum (which is shorter hours) currently #if he says no.. i’ll be kinda fucked lol #i’m really hoping tho!!!! #preparing myself for disaster tho teehee #theodore rambles

[fefairys]

living in an apartment has drained so much of my life away

#i can’t do this anymore man #i’m sick of being beholden to my neighbors and the staff like #we KEEP having fires in the trash room that are speculated to be caused by ppl throwing out their cigarette butts unsafely #like i am potentially one idiot away from losing everything??? #just entirely out of my hands #and i guess that i could die in any way out of my hands #like a natural disaster #but idk like #that’s not as bad as it being someone else who u don’t even know #who is honestly just being selfish! #they turned our water off and told us not to use our toilets. lol. #and put portables in the parking lot #yeah i’m not fucking going down the elevator out into the cold night to use the bathroom at 3am. fuck off #personal #and just like something rlly small i forget stuff in my car a lot #wouldn’t be a problem if it was just parked in a driveway or garage of a house #but here i have to go down the hallway down 3 floors in the elevator #out into the parking lot which i’m usually parked pretty far away from the door #bc juice gets off work late and there’s no good spots after lile 5pm #and then walk all the way back again #like everything is ten times harder than it was living in a house #and that was already hard for me lmao