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bellclarkeseo · 1 year

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SEO and Social Media: The Dynamic Duo of Online Visibility (with a Side of Humor)

re you tired of feeling like your online presence is a sad, lonely island in the vast sea of the internet? Fear not, my friend, because SEO and social media are here to save the day (and inject some humor into your marketing strategy).

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Here are some ways to use SEO and social media together, with a side of humor:

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To optimize your social media profiles for search engines, you need to focus on using relevant keywords and hashtags in your profile descriptions and posts. It's like using the right pickup line - it's all about getting their attention.

Create High-Quality Content

If content is king, then humor is the court jester. By creating high-quality, funny content that is optimized for search engines and social media, you can increase engagement, drive traffic, and create a memorable brand.

To create high-quality, funny content, you need to focus on using puns, memes, and witty one-liners that will make your audience laugh (and share your content). It's like being the class clown - everyone wants to be your friend.

Build Backlinks

Backlinks are like the cool kids in high school - everyone wants to be friends with them. By building high-quality backlinks from other reputable websites to your website and social media profiles, you can improve your authority and visibility in the search results.

To build backlinks, you need to focus on creating content that is shareable and link-worthy. It's like being the life of the party - everyone wants to hang out with you.

Engage with Your Audience

Engaging with your audience on social media is like having a conversation with your best friend. By responding to comments, asking questions, and sharing funny content, you can increase engagement and create a loyal fanbase.

To engage with your audience, you need to focus on using humor and wit to keep them entertained and interested. It's like being the funny friend - everyone wants to be around you.

Monitor Your Results

Monitoring your results is like checking your horoscope - it's important to know what the stars (or analytics) have in store for you. By tracking your website and social media analytics, you can identify areas that need improvement and adjust your strategy accordingly.

To monitor your results, you need to focus on tracking metrics like website traffic, social media engagement, and backlinks. It's like being your own private investigator - you're always one step ahead of the competition.

In conclusion, SEO and social media are like the Batman and Robin of online visibility - they work together to fight the villains of obscurity and apathy. By optimizing your social media profiles, creating funny content, building backlinks, engaging with your audience, and monitoring your results, you can create a winning marketing strategy that will make you the talk of the town (or at least the interne

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diarybutablog · 4 years

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Yesterday I had an amazing day!

I’m sorry I didn’t post anything since May but I really felt like I didn't had time to post anything and many things happened and I'll try to write the most important things in the other posts and now I'll try to say what happened yesterday.

The day before yesterday my father told me and my brother to got to sleep before midnight so we could wake up early. He wanted to go with us on a trip to Brighton because i wanted a comic from a Graphic Novel Shop that was there near the train station and also go somewhere to eat. Yesterday I woke up at 11 AM and he wanted to go with us on 10 AM… ALRIGHT. He opened our door to our room (i live with my younger brother in the same room in UK) and just said "So we're not going to Brighton?". To which i responded "Hello :>"… I guess he didn't like that because he just closed the doors. I waited in my room scrolling through Reddit on my laptop and seeing the same jokes reused with different images. I saw a meme where someone said the if you add Mr Bean to anything it will automatically become funny. It was so stupid that I felt weird because I wanted to chuckle for a moment when I saw this stupid picture.

Suddenly 12 AM came on a clock and I decided to dress up. After I did that I went and washed my hair. I think I was washing it for really long because I came out of the bathroom an hour later. I decided to go to the main room.

It’s not living room because it’s too small.

My dad was as always on his phone on Facebook when I came out of bathroom and I told him that I am hungry so I made myself two toasts, one with butter and pate, and the second with pepper cream. I ate them and drank some soda. My stomach hurt because I don’t usually drink sodas. Anyways, my dad told me that we could go together without my younger brother because he's asleep, so we did. My dad bought 4 tickets for us. Each one of us had one for return and one for going onward. My dad was telling me to keep the tickets somewhere like my right back pocket so i won't lose it heh. When we were riding we discussed Poland and UK as well. After the gossip about horror and thriller movies we arrived. First we went on an expedition to find the Graphic Novel Shop to buy me a comic book but so we were walking and walking and… we found it.

(Kinda i did it because my dad was totally lost)

I was broke but my dad had some to buy me a gift up to 20 pounds. I was searching around and found some cool comic books like the ones about Scott Pilgrim and based on D&D. Also i saw the 13th volume of a series called Giant Days which chapters are called troubles.

(I don't know why they call them troubles heh)

After searching for a while i noticed the comic section called LGBT and i wanted to check if something interesting was there AND THERE WAS! I really liked She-Ra and the Princesses Of Power and I noticed a book written by it’s creator Noelle Stevenson which is called The Fire Never Goes Out: A Memoir in Pictures.

It’s basically her diary but she adds her doodles and thoughts to it. I highly recommend it to anyone and I think I might do a Twitter thread describing my day but that’s not important now and probably won’t happen. I also saw a little comic book that was about tweets from our lovely Donald J. Trump but ilustrated as satirical pictures.

Basically boomer humor.

I showed it to my dad and he told me kindly that he wasn't interested in buying that for himself or for anyone. After that me and my dad came out of the store and we went to get something to eat for dinner but… my dad wanted to buy a bag and something to put a gift in. We were walking around the stores and he was stopping like every 5 SECONDS to check the next store and see if they sell something to put a gift in. We entered the Pride Shop or something like that and I wanted to buy the mug that was on the exhibition which presented Batman and Superman kissing. Also I was looking at the pride flags and pride pins but I didn’t give any signs about them to my dad because I don’t want him yet to know that I’m trans, or I think I am. When my dad was coming to these shops, I was coming with him to some of them, but if I wasn’t I was just standing outside waiting for for. In one of them there was a Moomins Handbag which I really wanted but my dad told me that he only would buy it if it costed up to 3 pounds but it was worth 8 so I didn’t get it… When I left the Moomins Handbag store I heard and saw two goth kids coming right beside me and I only heard them say that the girl in this conversation had a Moomin faze and collected everything related to Moomins…

Does that mean that I’ll become a goth kid as well?

We were looking for a place to eat for a couple of minutes and I noticed a place where last year I saw a dude that was playing drums very nicely and it was cool to listen to him. We didn’t stay there for long because we still went to the restaurant to eat something but before we went there a random lady gave FREE COOKIE ICE CREAM to us! While I was walking I held my book without it’s cover because it’s pink and I don’t really wanna go out with pink stuff because I feel like I am showing too much of my secret side with this color. Me and my dad ate these ice creams before we went inside the restaurant but my dad got angry because instead of physical menu to pick up we had to scan the QR code but he was too much NOT FRIENDS WITH TECHNOLOGY that he just came out of the restaurant and I went after him. We were walking and found a pizzeria that we went to last year and ordered two pizzas. Before we got our pizzas we got plates filled with olives, potatoes with onions and cream, eggplant parts and some weird green vegetable.

(Probably a zucchini slices)

Also I got apple juice with 4 ice cubes in it and my dad got one beer like a dad. We were eating our pizzas peacefully and suddenly something amazing happened. A obese young adult lady with red dyed hair FUCKIN’ stole my pizza and tried to run away… and she did, but one of the stuff workers chased her and saw her coming into another pizzeria and… did the same thing, but the whole thing wasn’t only STEALING MY PIECES but also taking someones pizza slice and throwing it at them, scratching one of the stuff ladies arm and when leaving this pizzeria blocking the exit doors and not letting the stuff member that was chasing her leave the restaurant. Instead of being sad because someone took my pizza I started to laugh under my nose quietly so others wouldn’t notice. My dad only saw my smirk and asked me if I feel alright and I said „I think it’s the most entertainment I had in UK so far”. I think I kinda understand why this woman took MY piece of pizza. It was probably because me and my dad sat on the seats next to the exit so it was easier for the crazy lady to take something that was near exit than at the back of the restaurant. One of the stuff members came and told us „I’m sorry but these FUCKING… I mean stupid people will not bother you anymore”. After that she left with the rest of my pizza and gave me a new one FOR FREE! I ate the one piece and we asked the stuff to help us pack the pizza to take it outside so they gave us a pizza box to take with us. My dad before coming out of the store with me asked the Scratched Girl if everything is fine and she said that it’s just a scratch and also asked where were we from, so my dad said „We’re from Poland” and she said „Well… I’m from Russia”. I have no idea what was the rest of their conversation but my dad made a joke that the EASTERN EUROPE was being attacked. If I was good from history I would make a historical joke or a meme now, but I’m not… so not joke for today. Before we left police came to check if everything was ok, but they weren’t stopping us from leaving so we… left. On the way back we were looking at the city of Brighton and right at the train station my dad checked if he had his train ticket and… IT WAS GONE! My dad started to panic but had an idea how to fix this problem. He took his ticket receipt and tried to show it to the woman that was standing next to the ticket receiver. Surprisingly it worked and we waited for our train. When our train came my dad wasn’t sure if it was the right one so he asked me to ask the conductor if we’re in the right one and he said that we were in a right one.

TONGUE TWISTER

When we were heading back to Hastings I decided to start reading Noelle’s book. It was very touching and nice to read. When we arrived to Hastings I was on the 132nd page and I had to close it for a moment and when we came back home I needed to use a toilet and also I used this situation so I could continue reading this amazing book. I finished the entire 194 paged book in a day but everyone probably would do that. After finishing reading it I wanted to tell my friends about my day because I think it was great. After telling some of my friends how was my day I decided to eat my supper and watch with my dad the second episode of Beastars. My dad did like this episode and the whole show. We watched it because we made a small tradition while I am in UK. One day I read one chapter of one of my Warrior Cats books, and the other day we watch a singe episode of Beastars. After all of that I decided to sit and write my day down as a Tumblr Blog post.

Thank you for reading my summery of my day. 08.08 was an amazing day I probably won’t forget because of this post and maybe because I told my friends about this. As I said I'll try to post tomorrow how my other days have been because there’s so much stuff I wanna get off my chest.

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annoying-lucy · 4 years

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Evan Evagora did an AMA involving the Star Trek Shitposting Facebook Group - the questions and answers below were copy/pasted direct from the collated master post. Evan is a member of the group, who participates under an unknown pseudonym.

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AMA Master Post!

Thanks so much to Evan Evagora for taking time out of his day for our AMA earlier. To make the questions and answers easier for ya'll to find, here they all are together below.

Q: How does my love of cats compare to Elnor?

A: Im actually more of a dog person, there was a scene that had Elnor and spot 2 unite briefly but unfortunately it didn’t leave the editing room

Q: How familiar was I with Star Trek before and did I have to do research?

A: I grew up with TNG, I’d have to say either worf, Guinan or Q are my favourite characters. And I was given episodes to watch that were to help with information before filming Picard

Q: How was I prepped to deal with the crazy fans?

A: I got told to join Star Trek shitposting 😉. Not but in all seriousness, it was Jonathan Frakes who gave me advice on entering the world of fandom from the other side and he said it’s been nothing short of a pleasure

Q: So if Hugh had survived would they have made out?

A: what happens on the cube stays on the cube

Q: My favourite moment of s1

A: getting to slice that romulans head off

Q: How did I hear about Star Trek shitposting?

A: most of the crew is either a part of the group or knows about, one of the amazing hair and make up ladies got me into I think my first or second day

Q: If I had to be Tuvixed with someone excluding elnor?

A: mirror verse Elnor, nah worf to be honest

Q: What is something I’d like to do in season 2

A: Id like to see Elnor and spot 2 together

Q: How am I passing my time woth quarantine?

A: ama for the gronp! Nah I’ve just been reading, writing and also the contact I’m having with the fans too has really helped a lot

Q: If I had to quarantine with any of my costars who would it be and why

A: I’d go with hardy treadaway he’s got the nicest place

Q: What am I hoping to see in Elnor’s future

A: Inner peace, contentment and possibly shorter hair?

Q: Am I intimidated by working on a show with such a big fan base?

A: no I grew up with Star Trek, you’re really in a bubble of filming when you’re making the show, it all didn’t really hit home until the first trailer at San Diego

Q: Would I consider playing Elnor as non binary

A: I’ve seen a lot of debate and discussion about not only my character but others in the series, if there is something that connects you with a character on this show and it resonates with you, even if it’s shown, not shown or hinted at I’m all for it. I am not for the constant belittlement, bullying and criticism of not only the characters on the show but also other fans. It really does break my heart reading comments where people aren’t welcoming of one another, because that is the whole reason why Trek has bought so many together and by spewing these disgusting cruel words out your not only showing the world you don’t understand the meaning behind the show, you also are destroying the thing that makes us all love it

Q: Is there Australia on romulas

A: yeah they have a down under I’m sure of it. No the accent can easily be explained with, Elnor left romulas at a young age, moved to a planet with different species and languages spoken so that influenced his accent

Q: Have I seen Elnor fan fiction and art?

A: yeah some of it has been really amazing! And some others have been...creative

Q: How excited am I to make home movies with my action figures?

A: my plan is to buy everyone’s, make them record audio and then film shit using the dolls and their voices

Q: Are you playing animal crossing?

A: I’ve preordered it because they’ve sold out here in aus, but in playing civ 6 to pass time and Mario party

Q: Did I get to try Romulan ale?

A: no I wish, I’m kind of hoping for a scene next year where Elnor gets drunk for the first time

Q: What character did I wish would appear in our show?

A: one word, one letter Q

Q: What’s my background have I been acting long?

A: Picard was my third acting gig, and the first project to release, so I have got some experience acting and I have previous work but it has either just aired or is going to next year

Q: Please my friend choose a charity you would like us to donate to

A: food bank

Q: Favourite ninja turtle

A: it’s always been Raph and always will be

Q: Do I know much about Elnors background

A: I know things that haven’t been mentioned yet, but also given his character is new and season 1 just finished, hopefully some of those things are explored

Q: How would o feel about the fan theory that Spock is my father

A: I mean, I’m not really sure, I can always shoot Ethan a message and ask him what he thinks too

Q: Which classic episode trope would I like to see?

A: mirror universe

Q: Can we look forward to more ninja representation?

A: is Elnor not enough? ☹️

Q: Were there any particular characters I drew inspiration from, any elves?

A: there’s a particular group of people I think Elnor might have been inspired from. Can I just say how cool it would be if Elnor is just cosplaying as an elf because Picard left him a copy of Lotr when he was young

Q: Would I be open to exploring Elnors sexuality in s2 and what would it be?

A: I am totally open for that, and as for Elnors sexuality, I’m not sure he’s only 17 he’s just left his planet and gone off on an adventure where he openly knew the success may lead in his death or others he hasn’t had time to figure himself out so seeing his sexuality explored would be amazing

Q: What stories did you hear about working on precious trek series from the OG actors?

A; So we found out Michael Dorn used to muddle his lines up because he was normally the last close up of the day. They used to put bets on to see how many takes he’d have to do. All I must add in very fun spirits nothing ever malicious or mean

Q: My long term career goals

A: id like to keep pursuing more roles I’m acting, I’m a big writer and have some projects I’m looking at getting created but right now I’d say I’m just here to learn and grow

Q: What do I write?

A: right now I’m working on three screenplays and two pilots most of the stuff I’ve written is just sitting on my hard drive just waiting to be used

Q: Ever fried an egg, buttered and vegemite'd some toast and eaten it like a sandwich?

A: what I just read, scared the crap out of me, I love vegemite but the most I’ll do is add cheese to it

Q: What is one of my favourite stories about s1

A: Jeri Ryan and I had a scene together in the borg cube (what a queen she made!) it was shooting at night and I think it was the final shot of the day, we couldn’t keep a straight face and just laughed through about fifteen takes

Q: Are you a big fan of fandom besides Trek?

A: Star Wars, lotr, the magician series Raymond e feist, a song of fire and ice series, avatar last air bender and legend of Korra (would love to play zuko) and of course Batman (fav Jason Todd as the hood)

Q: Could I see myself playing Elnor for six or seven years?

A: as long as there’s a good story that myself and fans will enjoy, but if it didn’t meet my expectations no. And also hopefully the writers and creators would want to

Q: My top TNG eps are in no particular order

I borg, all good things, tapestry, the measure of a man and all good things

I’ll also add I borg especially because it’s just cool seeing where Hugh began and how he ended up

Q: How did I land the role of Elnor?

A: I was on a break from filming Fantasy Island (a movie based off the old tv show) and I was home for pilot season which is when they cast for shows, I had two weeks of daily auditions before I was due to fly back and start filming again, two days before I was meant to leave I got an audition for Picard, the script had a code name and Elnors name was Kbar on it, but I was told it was Star Trek. I went into the room and thought I didn’t do a very good job, then I flew to film and two days later I was told I’ve made a list of people being considered, after a few more auditions and a couple of phone calls from producers and everything I found myself on a plane to LA five weeks later

Q: Have I made friends among the cast?

A: no, we tried really hard to become friends, but unfortunately we ended up becoming a family instead. Everything we say in interviews about us getting along is all true and not fake. I’m the newest to acting out of everyone so I was kind of of shocked to find out that how close we all are isn’t necessarily how it will be when I shoot other projects, so I think we just got lucky or they casted really well

Q: Have the Picard people seen your memes?

A: yes I’ve shown them the memes from the page, I’ve shown everyone including Patrick we find most of them funny (some shocking)

Not shocking in a bad way

Unexpected I should say

Q: How do I feel about the ears?

A: I wore them so much they came up in my dreams, but they were the easiest thing to apply onto me

Q: Which non tng character would I like to see return?

A: I wouldn’t mind seeing the doctor

Q: The most relatable Star Trek character?

A: Look for me growing up it was Wesley, i just picked anyone who was the young one. And I grew up with my sisters and was always being told I’m either wrong, an idiot or just to shut up

Q: Did I have previous martial arts experience before the show?

A: I have a background in boxing which helps when it comes to movement, reflexes and just all around fitness for stunts. I didn’t have any sword fighting experience before we began training for the show however

Q: How do you think being raised by an order of women affected Elnor?

A: I think it gave him a healthy understanding of not only the strength and resilience of women but I think he understands not only gender equality but just equality in general and I think that’s directly to do with growing up in a sect of all female warrior nuns

Q: What is a type of meme you would like to see more of in the group?

A: I love all the memes in the group, I hardly like any of them now incase someone figures out who I am though ahahah

Q: Favorite recent memes?

A: See my comment below

#evan evagora #star trek #star trek: picard #picard #elnor #ama #stsp

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cathodicrays · 5 years

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Tagged i was tagged by @omuii LAST 1. Drink: Milk 2. Phone call: Mum 3. Text message: Also mum 4. Song you listened to: Uhh I think it was the Bojack Horseman Theme but extended. 5. Time you cried: A 2 minute depression cry last night. Felt great 6. Dated someone twice: What do you mean dated someone twice??? 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Never kissed 8. Been cheated on: I just got into my first relationship so I mean– 9. Lost someone special: I was 8 and my 104 year old Great Grandmother died, so my abusive ass fam became Worse Yall Ha ha fuck 10. Been depressed: I’ve never not-been depressed buddyo 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’m underage  LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 12-14: Dark-muted blue, Lime Green and ..?? Magenta?? IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made new friends: yes 16. Fallen out of love: Nnno? 17. Laughed until you cried: yes duh 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, for the first time in my life lol 19. Met someone who changed you: OH HELL YEAH 20. Found out who your friends are: MOST DEFINITELY 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: don’t use Facebook because I’m not 30 years old  GENERAL 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Don’t use Facebook lol 23. Do you have any pets: 2 Cats at mum’s place 24. Do you want to change your name: No? I guess?? 25. What did you do for your last birthday: ate a cake. 26. What time did you wake up: 8 because I gotta go to CHUUUURCH 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: looking at memes on Instagram 28. Name something you can’t wait for: death or getting a fucking job in this torn economy 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Last week 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My horrible pores because my face is gross lookin 31. What are you listening to right now: Drawfee, drawing the Jamper 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People who aren’t depressed but act super edgy (Neurotypicals who act like depression is attractive or cute idk) 34. Most visited website: tumblr, YouTube  RANDOM INFO ABOUT YOURSELF 35. Mole/s: None 36. Mark/s: I have like, several..brown dots?? Sunspots?? What are they called? And I think my scars are gone idk?? Just got a lot of marks from mosquito bites and random shit 37. Childhood dream: to become rich (oh god why am I being an art student I’m so disappointed) 38. Hair color: brown/black 39. Long or short hair: long, very long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah, my Girlfren and probably like, Chris Pratt, Emma Watson and Ryan Reynolds (what a DILF) 41. What do you like about yourself: I’m small, my body is what I’d like it to look like, I’m ironically hilarious and I’m a pretty indestructible binch 42. Piercings: None 43. Blood type: IDK?? 44. Nickname: Cal, Pigeon and..Cervix 45. Relationship status: @opulentdraws 46. Zodiac: mmTAURUS 47. Pronouns: She / her 48. Favorite TV Show: IDFK?? I LOVE EVERYTHIJG?? 49. Tattoos: None..yet 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: not that i know of lol 52. Hair dyed in different color: ends dyed a lighter brown 53. Sport: 3rd degree black belt in TaeKwon Do, finished Red Cross Swimming levels and I do camping/backpacking.  55. Vacation: i want to go toooo Europe? Or a road trip across Canada  56. Pair of trainers: Huh?  MORE GENERAL 57. Eating: Nothing rn  58. Drinking: Nothing  59. I’m about to: work on my fucking animation ugh 61. Waiting for: the first day of highschool so I can see my Grill in person again 62. Want: A mcfucking job  63. Get married: maybe lets see 64. Career: Creative Director/Character designer  WHICH IS BETTER  65. Hugs or kisses: Huggggs?? Kisses,? Idk I'm not used to human interaction like this  66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: I like people taller than me because I'm 4'11 68. Older or younger: Older?? 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Idk????? 71. Sensitive or loud: Both 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: don't care lol  HAVE YOU EVER 74. Kissed a stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: no  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no 77. Turned someone down: yes when I was 8 78. Broken someone’s heart: when I was 8 79. Had your heart broken: kinda? 80. Been arrested: no 81. Cried when someone died: yes 82. Fallen for a friend: not really?? Kinda?? Sorta?? Yes  DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 83. Yourself: hAHA 84. Miracles: YES 85. Love at first sight: noT REALLY  86. Santa Claus: nope 87. Kiss on the first date: Not sure??  OTHER: 89. Eye colour: Brown 90. Favorite movie: Kingsmen (secret service), The Room (for OBVIOUS reasons) and probably the Lego Batman Movie idk I watch a lot. Also maybe Snatch  i tag nobody because forget it lol

#sunshan #tagged

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valerie-royeaux · 7 years

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Questions Meme

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions! (A rule I shall not obey, as I just went over 20 followers, lol).

And once again, thank you for the tag, @fereldenpeach!!!

1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke, always. Pepsi is so bad! 2. Disney or DreamWorks: Disney. 3. Coffee or Tea: Coffee, double-double! 4. Books or Movies: Books. 5. Windows or Mac: Windows. I find macs overrated and overpriced. 6. DC or Marvel: Marvel. DC’s only good production is Batman. 7. Xbox or Playstation: PS. 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: This is a tough one. I really can’t answer. I wanna say Dragon Age because I am SO immersed in the fandom, and RPing, etc. But... Ok. Dragon Age. 9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night owl. 10. Cards or Chess: Magic! \o/ 11. Chocolate or Vanilla: White chocolate! 12. Vans or Converse: Converse 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: Cadash, always. The other Inquisitor “Origins” didn’t speak to me at all. The Trevelyan origins actually made me almost give up on the game. Someone fix that snob awful voice of the male Trevelyan! 14. Fluff or Angst: Fluff! <3 15. Beach or Forest: It depends on the beach. A crowded beach in Brazil? Forest. A cold day by a bonfire on a rocky beach in Newfoundland? Beach. 16. Dogs or Cats: Cats. I love dogs, but their need for constant affection is more than I can handle. 17. Clear Skies or Rain: Clear skies. Although I love snow, I HATE rain! 18.Cooking or Eating Out: Eating out. I hate cooking. @element-104, my wife, loves it, but Maker, I can’t understand how someone can spend more time preparing something than eating it. 19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: Mild. I have a meek tongue. 20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Chirstmas: Yule! Bring those logs, butcher the cattle! 21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: A little too cold. There is nothing you can do about the heat. 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Mind reading/telepathy. I wanna know ALL the secrets! I do love me some gossip... 23. Animation or Live Action: Animation. I love animations. 24. Paragon or Renegade: Paragon. The Renegade paths has some choices I could never make. That being said, this Paragon goes Renegade on some asses on occasion. 25. Baths or Showers: Showers. I don’t have the patience for baths. 26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Iron Man! 27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: Both! As long as they are internally consistent. 28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? If so, what are they?

“My thought is me: that's why I can't stop. I exist because I think… and I can't stop myself from thinking. At this very moment - it's frightful - if I exist, it is because I am horrified at existing. I am the one who pulls myself from the nothingness to which I aspire.” - Jean Paul Sartre, the Nausea

“Perhaps its inevitable, perhaps one has to choose between being nothing at all and impersonating what one is.” - Jean Paul Sartre, the Age of Reason

“I think with my liver” - Fiodor Dostoiesvsky, Notes from the Underground

29. YouTube or Netflix: Netflix. 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter. 31. When Do You Feel Accomplished: When I realize I have absolutely nothing to adult for at least the next couple of days. 32. Star Wars or Star Trek: I really don’t care about any of them. I am a Mass Effect fanboy! 33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: Hardcover. 34. Handwriting or Typing: Handwriting feels good, but I make too many mistakes. 35. Velvet or Satin: Velvet. 36. Video Games or Movies: Video Games. 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon: Be the dragon. 38. Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset. 39. What’s your favorite song: Can’t say. It changes ALL the time. 40. Horror Movies, yes or no: Yes, although I do feel scared. 41. Long or Short Hair: It really depends. For women, other than a shaved or too short, I like them all. 42. Opera or Theatre: Theatre. 43. Assuming the multiverse theory is true and that every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first: The most peaceful future I could ever dream of, where people can just be in love, relax, do whatever they want and never work. 44. If you had to eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be: tortilla wrapped fast food. 45. Older guys or young guys: Older gals, lol. 46. If you could erase any show from TV history, what would it be: I really don’t care that much about TV shows. Can’t say. 47. Singing or Dancing: Singing, although I suck at it. 48. Instagram or Twitter: None. I use only Tumblr and Facebook. 49. Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit: Lord of the Rings 50. If you could create either a sequel or bring back any tv show/movie, what would you choose: X-Men the animated series from the 90s! 51. Who is your movie/tv show character that you are looking up to and why? Movie and TV show only? Not books? Ok, I know there is a very secret movie about it, so here it goes: Daniel, from Sartre’s Age of Reason. 52. If you were ever convicted of a crime, what would it be? Robbing a bank. Instant retirement is too tempting. 53. Anime–subbed or dubbed? Dubbed. I have a hard time relating to Japanese prosody. 54. City or countryside? Countryside, with old country music! 55. Top or Bottom? Oh, top!

56. Company or Solitude: Other than my wife’s company, I do enjoy some me time.

I do not have 56 followers to tag, so answer away all ye who feel like it. Let me know, and I shall tag thee!

#ask memes #i like my existentialism quotes black #tag me like one of your french girls

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secretagentspydetectiveninja · 7 years

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Tag thing

I was tagged by @kwamimusings (thanks!!) for two things so I guess I’ll just do them both all in one long thing :P

Name: Aish

Nicknames: Flash

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5′5′’? 5′6′’?

Orientation: Asexual :D and proooobably gay on the romantic side

Ethnicity: Indian

Favourite Fruit: Mango

Favourite Season: Hmm that’s tough... winter maybe?

Favourite Book: I can’t choose! All the Harry Potter books let’s just say

Favourite Flower: Rose!!

Favourite Scent: Lavender

Favourite animals: DRAGONS COUNT RIGHT

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: Tea (I’m Indian and I live in England okay... tea is my whole life)

Cat or Dog Person: Both both both both both

Favourite Fictional Character: *looks at url* Gee I wonder! *looks at icon* It could be anyone at all *looks at header* We just don’t know??? *looks at blog description* No idea at all

Dream Trip: Can I just say space

Blog Created: I’m not sure because I didn’t use this blog when I first created it I think, but like... 2011? 2012?? Not sure

Number of Followers: 1530 (ALMOST OVERTAKEN MY DISNEY SIDEBLOG, COME ON LIKE 20 MORE PEOPLE)

What I Post About: Mostly Miraculous Ladybug tbh, sometimes memes or other TV shows or just posts I think are funny

Do I get asks on a regular basis: Not really, just every now and then

Aesthetic: I always look like I’ve just got out of bed, pulled on the first thing from my wardrobe and not bothered to brush my hair. This is because it’s true.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

LAST ___:

Drink: Water Phone Call: My mum I think? Text message: My dad this time Song you listened to: Everything Is Awesome (yeah, The Lego Movie :D) Time you cried: Like a few weeks ago I think, omg it was over something really embarrassing

HAVE YOU EVER ____: Dated someone twice: Not even once :P Been cheated on: Only on the Sims 3 Kissed someone and then regretted it: Never kissed anyone at all Lost someone special: Yep Been depressed: Too much over the past few years :/ Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nah, I can’t drink alcoholic stuff, it tastes awful (but I have thrown up over drinking too much orange juice and getting hyper)

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: Purple, pink, blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU _____: Made new friends: Yep! <3 Fallen out of love: Mmmm... idk Laughed until you cried: So much Found out someone was talking about you: *shrug* idk Met someone who changed you: Nah Found out who your true friends are: Yes Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I haven’t used facebook in like 3 centuries

GENERAL: How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don’t even remember but probably all of them Do you have any pets: No T_T Do you want to change your name: Nah, I love my name What did you do for your last birthday: Funnily enough I was actually on a flight to India on my last birthday What time did you wake up: about midnight. No, I’m not kidding, I went to sleep at like 10PM, woke up at midnight for some reason and then couldn’t get to sleep. I mean, I knew my sleep schedule was screwed up but I didn’t realize it was THAT screwed up What were you doing at midnight last night: Waking up and then trying to go back to sleep and accidentally inventing very angsty fanfic in my head

Name something you cannot wait for: When I inevitably buy the new Zelda game When was the last time you saw your mother: On Skype, earlier this week. In person, maybe like a month ago What is something you wish you could change about your life: SO. MANY. THINGS What are you listening to right now: the sound of my fingers typing this on the keyboard Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yeah Something that is getting on your nerves: Me. I’m getting on my nerves Most visited website: this blue website right here probably Elementary: Somewhere in England :P High school: Somewhere in New Zealand, followed by somewhere in England again :P I’ve moved around a lot. College: Somewhere in England, again :P Hair color: Very dark brown/black Long or short hair: Short Do you have a crush on someone: Ummm... idk. I guess it’s kinda... dormant? (Not as dormant as I thought lol SHUT UP AISH) What do you like about yourself: I like my eyes Piercings: Ears Blood type: I have no idea and when we were studying phenotypes in biology, I worked out from my parents and grandparents that I could actually have almost any bloodtype, so there’s no way to know or even guess unless I get it checked Nickname: Flash ~ ahhhhh! Relationship status: Forever alone Zodiac sign: Sagittarius Pronouns: She/her I guess, since I’m used to them, but honestly I don’t mind they/them, I’m just fine with whatever tbh Favourite TV show: Take a wild guess :P Tattoos: None Right or left hand: Right handed

FIRST ____: Surgery: None Piercing: Ears. I was less than 2 months old, weirdly enough. Best friend: A cool girl called Micheala who I still talk to sometimes Sport: I think the first sport I was really into was ice skating, when I was like 4 Vacation: I think it was the Lake District when I was like 2?? Idk because obviously I don’t remember hehe Pair of trainers: Okay am I missing something here? I’m English so to me this question looks like it’s asking what were my first pair of that kind of shoes. Which I have no idea.

RIGHT NOW ___: Eating: Just finished a bowl of instant noodles Drinking: Water About to: Play the Sims 3 probably, knowing me, or maybe write, also knowing me Listening to: My flatmates finally getting up Waiting for: season 2 of ML Want: season 2 of ML Get married: idk, I really don’t care much Career: Something creative

WHICH IS BETTER ____: Hugs or kisses: Hugs Lips or eyes: Eyes Shorter or taller: No preference Older or younger: Uh... neither? Same age! Nice arms or nice stomach: Both, both is good Sensitive or loud: Sensitive Hook up or relationship: Relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: I am too hesitant for my own good so how about a troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER ____: Kissed a stranger: I haven’t even kissed anyone I know Drank hard liquor: No Lost glasses/contact lenses: No Turned someone down: No, unless I’ve done it unintentionally Sex on first date: Lol I’m too ace for that and I’ve never even been on a date except as a third wheel Broken someone’s heart: I hope not but I have no idea! Had your own heart broken: Mmmmmmkinda. Been arrested: No Cried when someone died: Yeah... Fallen for a friend: Haha yup *cries in English*

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ____: Yourself: I try to! Miracles: There can be miiiiracles, when you belieeeeve~~ Love at first sight: I mean, I guess you can have a crush at first sight, but not like love love? Santa Claus: SANTA IS REAL AND HE DABS Kiss on the first date: Depends on the person and situation Angels: Sure

OTHER ____: Current best friend’s name: I have more than one best friend! Eye color: Hazel/green/brown Movie: Right now, The Lego Batman Movie ‘cause it’s awesome

I don’t know who’s been tagged and who hasn’t and this is long so, I just tag: whoever wants to do it! Just say I tagged you! <333

#get to know me #random stuff #long post

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