#BUT FUCKING CHRIST

[fictional-lvr]

i am jizzing and cumming everywhere

#george weasley #fred weasley #oliver phelps #james phelps #idk which one it is #but fucking christ

[rozaceous]

through gritted teeth: i'm going to finish this fucking chapter THIS WEEKEND

#look my word count has been s u f f e r i n g the past several days #fanowrimo steam puffing only vaguely #but i've had a shitton of chai and i'm GOING TO MCFUCKIN DO IT #I"M GOING TO GIVE READERS THE SAKURA THEY HAVE BEEN CLAMORING FOR #BUT FUCKING CHRIST #tcba #fanowrimo 2023 #rozisms

[releasedfromthedream]

if that post hits 10k i'm killing myself on the spot

#slash jay #but fucking christ #@ big blogs how the fuck do you not block everyone #it still won't mute properly i'm still getting the notifications

[bulldog-butch]

feel like i’m gonna have an aneurism watching this game. fuuuuuuuck

#like we’re playing so much better #and i’m so proud of us #BUT FUCKING CHRIST #has there ever been a game with so many goddamn shots on goal by one team without getting a goal???? #😭😭😭 #i am stressed #bork bork!

[one-winged-dreams]

oh that's why :)

IT WAS THE GOOD SOLDIER GETTING KILLED VIBE THAT WAS RADIATING OFF OF HIM LMAOOOO :'''D

#dragonflight spoilers #i guess #i don't remember when the forbidden reach patch came out i could be out of the loop #but FUCKING CHRIST

[courtanie]

Yo remember when they took away this site's only actual draw of porn abound under the guise of "to do away with bots"

Well then motherfuckers why have I gotten literally over 30 bots that I've had to block in the last week alone?

#listen we all know it was the app store thing #they never cared about bots #but fucking christ #bring back the dicks

[katiefratie]

HOLY FUCK?????? ROSAMUND????? Good lord Thumblina oh no......oh my god....a new darker Sleeping Beauty.....

#dimension 20 #neverafter #the briars fucking saved her they did their dang job #but fucking christ

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

#sjonnie.text #i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and #they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself. #IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS #AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT #i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ #text post #anti instagram #anti tiktok #anti influencers #anti capitalism #20k

[kieren-fucking-walker]

My fucking BED just broke because of my cat jumping on it to escape the hoover?? My life is a farce and I do not have the money for this 😅

#life blogging #gotta laugh or ill cry #it mustve been ready to go if he broke it #but fucking CHRIST #thats the whole frame?? #do not have the money for this

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[tom-bakers-scarf]

Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief

#had a tumblr moment out in the wild #goncharov #it sent me into shock #plus it was under ‘collectibles’ #started questioning my own sanity Jesus Christ I started wondering if someone on here had fucking narrated it and it had somehow reached #this tiny little village shop #the book itself is oblomov by Ivan goncharov btw

[hg-aneh]

more of Crowley as Eggman from the Snapcube real time dubs

#goodomens #good omens #good omens 2 #goodomens2 #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #muriel #gabriel #michael #uriel #metatron #furfur #saraqael #aneh draws #jesus fucking christ #shitpost #jim good omens

[evils-corner]

Someone tell me why I finally get a second job and restrict my hours for my department, with a manager who is willing to work with me, that now we're told that they're doing our remodel January 10th and I'll have to find another department to work with managers who will almost certainly not want to work with me :'))

#evil's stupid life #don't mind me #I'm going to raise hell about this and so will my managet on my behalf i know #but fucking CHRIST #and if they decide they're NOT doing the remodel again #and make us put it all back AGAIN #I'm going to be filing grievances and getting people's ASSES handed to them by whoever I need to #I'm NOT being put through this ringer again

[jofiah]

tumblr live is just haunting me but. wait computer enhance

WHO IS AI GENERATING TUMBLR LIVE ICONS

who are these people. what is happening. real cool legitimate feature you guys got here @staff

#are you fucking kidding me #jesus christ #tumblr live #tumblr #kevin james #king of queens #apparently?

[captainharlock]

jesus + vocaloid

#jesus christ #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #kagamine len #gio arts #the people on tiktok FUCKING HATED THIS by the way LMFAO