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#BRO THATS LITERALLY HOMOPHOBIA
faeryfossil · 1 year
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Griffith x guts x casca makes me feel gross and bad. Icky, even. Please don’t come near me with that
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duodusk · 1 year
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lol
#txt#tbd#that pers0na person came back to continue arguing with me on my 0 note untagged post . Bye!#i literally said i have no interest arguing about that#like if youre frustrated about that take make your own post theyre claiming shit about me i didnt even say#theyre also acting like the tent scene is the only one in the game that could be read as yosuke being homophobic#literally not even the one I'd been thinking of#and i dont even think yosuke is blatantly homophobic !!! its just 2009 anime humor that didnt age well!!!#and i told them this !!!#and they continued to say they felt justified being violent towards me. a stranger. because apparently i think gay ppl arent allowed to#protect themselves from abusers. WHAT ?#like. i choose to interpret him as a bisexual teenager struggling with internalised homophobia thats what the damn post was about#and honestly it was hardly even about that 90% of the post was me saying i tended to change characters in my head#which is why i dont post meta#i called yosuke homophobic in one throwaway tag and didnt clarify because i thought like 4 people would see it#jts like that twitter post where its like. ummm i misinterpreted your one sentence tweet can you apologize to me for it#leave me ALONE bro i dont know you#i dont block very often but like damn . why do you want to argue with a stranger so bad like reevaluate a little#my entire response to them was like. bro this post is old and you misunderstood what i was saying . and they doubled down#sorry for venting i literally just woke up to them reblogging it again and like. im so tired man
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mamawasatesttube · 2 months
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i was trying to dig my way through the timkon ao3 tag and got jumpscared by an untagged shovel talk and you were right it is SO awful (AND it was when they were teenagers)
lordddd. yeah i have So many problems with the premise. like okay even if we set aside the rampant homophobia and misogyny inherent to the trope it's ilke......
first of literally none of them (dick, damian, cass, bruce, ESPECIALLY jason?? lmao??) would say that. but even if we did, its like. bro. this is kon we're talking about. kon "i gave my girlfriend a kryptonite stake in case she ever needed to kill me after that one time i got mind-controlled and hurt her" el. he has Fucking Trauma around the idea of feeling like a danger to his loved ones. anyone he respects telling him they genuinely do perceive him as a threat to tim is not gonna be a cutesy "oh um y-yes sir ahaha" incident. it's gonna be a "superman's mile-wide protective streak just got activated because you just dug into the trauma and weak spots of someone he loves for no reason, and he's at your door now and he's fucking pissed" incident. bc kons just like oh no yeah i totally get it if you think i should die thats fair i think that too on a regular basis. lol
also like at that point if you pull something like that, tim "i am so protective of kon i will try to shield him from kryptonite radiation with my fucking cape" drake will be burning any and all bridges with you with great prejudice. but okay. sure.
the entire premise just relies on character assassination tho like literally nobody involved would say ANY of that to begin with sldkfjldk
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quodekash · 1 year
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ITS ABAAB EP 7 TIME and i am sorry 
warning: lots of happiness, too much happiness. take a shot of water every time i say any variation of ‘HAPPY’. stay hydrated, folks. 
wait what happened to cher? did i miss something? 
i dont remember how the last episode ended so its very possible that i missed something 
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awh 🥺
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thE BED IS STILL ON AN ANGLE WHY IS THE BED ON AN ANGLE SOMEONE FIX THIS IM BEGGING YOU, ITS GOTTA BE A SAFETY HAZARD 
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pls they look so comfy 
it looks like theyve been married for a thousand lifetimes 
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so comfyyyyy
rIGHT, THEIR GROUP HAD A FIGHT, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO CHER, I REMEMBER NOW 
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YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEAH BEACH EPISODE = PURE HAPPINESS AND DOPAMINE 
THREEZO AT THE BEACH 
WE’RE GONNA GET THREEZO AT THE BEACH 
IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY IN ANTICIPATION OF BEACH
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i know i already said it like four times BUT THIS LOOKS SO FREAKING COMFY WHAT THE HELL 
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THREEZO THREEZO THREEZO
HELLO MY LOVELIES HOW ARE YOU TODAY 
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theyre literally in the middle of the frame omg 
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little babby 
i love him 
he’s tall but he’s smol 
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his HAIR 
LOOK AT IT 
THE HAIR IS SO FLUFFY 
i think my favourite things about this series are jack’s hair and threezo
and theyre both tied for first place 
three’s apology to jack is so freaking sweet omg 
i love him too much 
he struggles with words and communicating but he wants everyone to be happy and he doesnt want conflict and he feels responsible for everything and he is perfection and also he’s either adhd or asd or both, i dont make the rules 
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HAPPY
omg his awkward laugh is so cute why was that so cute 
his sweet little ‘hah hah’ 
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HIS FACE MAKES ME HAPPY 
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HAPPYYYYY 
(damn i did gun/force dirty on that screenshot) 
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his freaking face
its making me happy 
this is a happiness overload 
im not used to this much joy in my system 
what do i do with it 
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HAPPYYYYYYYYY
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dads. 
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everyone can see you btw. just letting you know. you’re just standing there, holding hands 
i mean that’s great, good job, not being scared is funky (but its also funky to be scared), it’s just that. you know. if your friends ask questions later and you dont want them to suspect anything then like. it’s your fault. 
altho maybe they dont care if their friends find out, idk at this point 
ignore me
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HAPPY
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everyone ganging up to push gun in the water. that’s what friendship truly is 
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HAPPY
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they teleported 
three was next to zo, jack was between cher and zo. they switched. 
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hOW?
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HAPPYYYYY
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THE HAIR
LOOK AT THE HAIR 
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they always figure out a way to squeeze it in 
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OMG
SOBBING
IM SOBBING
THATS SO CUTE 
HELP
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DAMN RIGHT 
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his hair is a mess lmao
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bRO
HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING 
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ZOGUN FRIENDSHIP BONDING SCENE OMG HAPPINESS 
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he’s known from the very freaking beginning 
before cher even knew 
the gaydar is strong bro 
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HIS FREAKING FACE 
HAPPY
HE HAPPY 
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PFFFFFFT
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i love their friendship so much omg 
(that screenshot looks like hes about to punch him lmao) 
“zo, what is love?” i can feel it, im about to punch a wall or smth bc something threezo is coming 
“what is love for you?” “three.” yUP I KNEW IT OMG IM GONNA FREAKING CRY 
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HAIR
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FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY ITS SO FLUFFY 
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i think i love this man (and his hair) a little too much but its fine 
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GJK3BERKJGBVRKEBGR
GUN WHAT THE HELL 
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AGAIN, THEY LOOK SO FREAKING COMFY 
well shoot. thoop is mad at cher for being involved with gun. 
good news is: i dont think its homophobia 
it’s just that he doesnt want cher to move on from tian (thoop himself cant move on from tian) and he doesnt want cher to find a relationship because that means, in thoop’s eyes, he’s letting tian go, and thoop cant really deal with that because he’s ✨mentally ill✨
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get some sleep my man 
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I LOVE HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS 
HES SO FREAKING CARING 
HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FRIENDS 
HED PROBABLY NEVER ADMIT IT BUT HE’S A REAL FREAKING SOFTY ON THE INSIDE 
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1. ive never seen more serious finger guns 
2. you’re not bi, sir, why are you doing finger guns 
3. finger GUNs 
that is all 
FINAL THOUGHTS: 
if they dont give us a threezo kiss by the end of this show i will scream. 
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bendydudeinc · 1 year
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YAY FIRST TUMBLR POST
Edited 10/26/23 cause I’m starting over with my style and I’m going to be way more laid back with my writing format yippee!
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the-owl-house-takes · 8 months
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“How is Belos a colonizer??” Bro needs a basic history 💀 How do you think Belos got to Connecticut in the first place? Also he genuinely colonized the Boiling Isles with how he took over don’t overlook that.
He can hate multiple things?? LMFAO the puritans hated tons of minorities witches included, even if we take the puritan shit out Belos is still bigoted I don’t understand why people are trying to defend him? 💀 He’s literally Belos
“He was not racist where the hell did that come from” bro do you hear what you’re saying - think about what time period he came from.
“There’s quite literally no homophobia or transphobia in toh” that’s only limited to the Boiling Isles 💀 and Belos definitely not from there
“I think it came from Luz being a POC” “it’s not a race thing” “idk where that idea that witches are a race came from but it’s definitely odd” literally just look at where Belos came from. All bigotry ties together mind you. For example you can’t advocating for women’s rights while being transphobic (TERFS) cause then you’re putting not only trans people down - but yourself and other minorities as well. It all connects. Also nobody is saying witches are a race 💀I don’t understand how Belos fans in all the time brainrot ting over Belos don’t realize what time period he came from and how’d it effect him?? (I am a Belos fan myself)
“It’s a fictional character guys!”
Yeah and people love thinking realistically abt him lmao. The fictional character arguments are always so lazy + ignore the real-world messages - yes he’s a fictional character. People like him because he’s so realistic. There are real, yes real people out there, who if they had the chance - would do the exact same things he did just to get rid of a minority. Thats not an exaggeration that’s simple how deep bigotry can run and I love how Belos’ can be portrayed in multiple ways.
Also saying that Belos only hates magic purely because Caleb got ‘corrupted’ by a witch is not correct at all. That bigotry was there longgg long ago 💀 if anything that only amplified it. Belos doesn’t have a justifiable reason to hate witches/magic (Caleb falling in love with a witch is not justified hatred.) he simply does it because he holds those bias & allegories for 400+ years. Note this can extend to how differing witches are to humans in Belos’ eyes. How LGBTQ+ is acceptable for witches while in humans it’s sinful, unnatural, etc. How witches don’t have racism (I swear to god if one more person tells me that there’s no people of color on the Boiling Isles, HAVE YOU SEEN GUS?? 💀) whereas Belos came from an era where racism (to put in its simplest terms) was very much thriving!
The Boiling Isles represents literally everything a bigot like Belos would be against, witches included. Witches can be gay, witches can be people of color, etc. “Belos hates witches only” doesn’t really work for him and what his character is written for. He’s an allegory of bigotry and with the way he acts & speaks you can definitely see it. Fiction affects reality and reality affects fiction.
“He wanted control over the magic and to limit it to what he wanted.” That’s true! I’m unsure where you were going with this? He actually didn’t want this, he only used the coven system as a way to kill everybody easily in one take. He simply needed to gain control over magic first - that was never apart of his original plan. He was out here to kill because the boiling isles represents everything he is against.
“But Caleb came from the same time period and he’s not bad!”
I love comparing Caleb & Belos together sm. Further cementing into the ground that Belos being a bigot is all his doing is because Caleb unlearned the bigotry. Caleb was also a colonizer, he was also a witch hunter! He also likely held those other harmful beliefs for most of his life! But Caleb changed, whereas Belos clung to those beliefs. That’s why I love these two they’re a great example of why bigotry is taught and can be unlearned! Acknowledging this can add to their stories more, give them more depth, add more realism to an already scary villain! The reason Belos is so scary as a villain is because of how real he is - there genuinely are people out there who’d do the same as him if given the chance.
As a POC who studies a lot about how bigotry develops - I love studying Belos, he’s very well written in this regard imo! I feel like people who don’t want to acknowledge the rest of Belos’ bigotry miss the point of his entire character arc 😭 he’s somebody who fell into the deep extremes of bias & hate - let him be hateful.
I hope this helped the original person to have a better understanding of this topic? They seemed ill informed/uneducated so I hope my rant helped 😭(not saying that as an insult btw)
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sillysadduck · 2 years
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honestly i'd love to hear ur headcanons about the dhmis teachers ::::D
HELLO FRIEND! Ughh I'm so mad I couldn't answer this ask before but tumblr genuinely wouldn't even let me open it at first:( I think I posted about that issue- I was also offline for a few days but im back <:D
IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED♡♡
These are my hcs for the og teachers, if you want to see the ones I have for my human AU too let me know :)
general hc for all of them: all of them dislike kids, except for Steak, and some of them suck at interacting with them.
Paige/Sketchbook:
-Their voice sounds a bit uninterested and annoyed in the first episode and I think they genuinely were.
-Got scared when things got weird. They weren't expecting all of that to happen.
-They're friends with almost all of the other teachers. They get along the best with Tony. They're a bit scared of Steak tho.
-They actually don't know shit about art, they just pretend to know💫
-They love to annoy Tony, they find it funny when he gets mad at them.
-They draw on themselves.
-They don't like using their legs most of the time, but they can. As seen in episode 6 they're just little black sticks like their arms.
Shrignold:
-More of a general hc but he worships the Malcom statue as a representation of the actual Malcom. Malcom is actually something among the lines of a God so he can't be seen or touched in reality.
-He has internalized homophobia, but he's gay himself. He just wouldn't act on it, it's against his beliefs.
-He's actually really good with kids. Thats how he got Yellow's "Special One" to join his cult.
-Doesn't mean he likes them, but he's an amazing manipulator.
-He will preach to anyone and I mean ANYONE, I do think he genuinely convinced Paige and Tony to join him by just talking with them.
-He's not aware of some of the creepy members of his cult (furry boy I'm looking at you) but he doesn't care either.
Tony:
-I actually posted a doodle of this but he hangs himself on the wall and behaves like an actual inanimate clock when he's mad at someone 💫
-That someone is Paige 80% of the time bc theyre annoying
-ANGER ISSUES
-Autistic!!
-He has no patience, asking him a question is like asking your dad to teach you math. He will yell, slam his hands against the table, get frustrated a hundred times and then he will apologize only if he feels like it.
-Not a good teacher at all, but he's good at keeping normal conversations. Just don't ask him any deep questions.
-The others don't understand him. Everyone considers him hard to deal with because of his short temper. He gets along the best with Paige and Colin.
Colin:
-Also autistic bc how could he not be
-Actually knows the darkest parts of the "digital world"/internet but just like in a common computer you won't get easy access to those.
-He was Roy's computer! He's a fairly old computer, Roy stopped using him when he became glitchy and only brought him back for the show.
-Is super slow most of the time, using him as an actual computer is frustrating.
-Yellow can use him to play old computer games tho, and he will if given a chance.
-Gets mad at Red preferring Laptop because Laptop is not glitchy, it makes him feel replaced and frustrated.
-Scared of bugs, no joke intended
Steak/Lamp chop:
-Literal BBQ dad
-The other teachers find him intimidating bc bro is huge.
-Spinach Can and Bread Boy are like his kids! And Fridge is always by his side, nobody knows if they're in love or just buddies.
-He doesn't speak to any of the other teachers or the main trio most of the time, he's happy with the healthy gang and feels like he doesn't need more than them.
-Spinach really looks up to him, they never leave his side. Steak will carry them everywhere and tell them bad jokes.
-Yellow wants to be picked up by him all the time, he doesn't find him scary, he just saw he's tall and now he wants up.
Larry/Lamp:
-Man was DRUNK while he was singing about dreams.
-Can't form coherent thoughts, ever.
-Shrignold loves to be around him bc he always listens. Truth is he's always kind of lost inside his own brain so that makes him a good listener.
-He's really strong physically but he's not aware of it, Yellow was really hurt when he grabbed him by the arm.
-He will fall asleep anywhere and anytime. He doesn't even care.
-He uses Colin as Google by asking him lots and lots of questions.
-No one can stand to be around him when he gets philosophical. And I mean no one. Not even Yellow. His philosophical questions don't even make any sense.
Bonus main trio hcs:
-Yellow is autistic and has ADHD :)
-He loves to be picked up!
-ofc he's a puppet but I hc him to be somewhere between 4 and 8 instead of being 48😃 bc... [SPOILER AHEAD] no way he went from being 38 to being 48 the same day on wakey wakey.
-Red is also autistic.
-He learned Yellow will stop crying if he carries him. So he does.
-Sometimes he'll sleep on his bed with him too if that means he can help him sleep better.
-Duck reads bedtime stories for Yellow.
-If he's talking too much Red will pick him up by the scruff of his neck as a kitten as a sweet and silent way of telling him to please please please shut up.
-He has a short temper, just like Tony.
This got super long I'm sooo sorry I just love talking about them </3
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delusion-of-negation · 10 months
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gross and racist as hell for you all to dogpile and harrass a black trans person for calling you out on being a fucking gross pedophile/pedo defender, CALL THEM HOMOHOBIC for thinking thats fucked up, exclusively she/her him bc him being trans doesnt fit the narrative youre peddling, imply shes never dealt with transphobia or homophobia, CLAIM THEYRE RACEFAKING and then turn around and be racist as hell to them, and then evade their blocks to screenshot their posts and continue to try to start shit with him when hes expressed that he wants you freaks to leave him alone…. all while doubling down that being a p*do is ok as long as youre “non offending”. i have to laugh !
also, claiming that people who criticize you for being a p*do apologist are being homohobic to you, IS homophobia. dont equate being lgbta with being a p*do/p*do apologist. wtf is wrong w u
- a trans person, before you arbitrarily decide im cis, too
my brother in christ, the full context is linked here for y'all to see
we didn't "dogpile" anyone, what happened was somebody was posting, tagging seebs and commenting on posts, incessantly. specifically, falsely accusing seebs of being a pedo/defender, in response to seebs saying, very clearly, somebody who does not sexually assault children is preferable to somebody who does. it obviously was nonsensical, and I said to seebs that I didn't know exactly how, in the current political climate, people could go out falsely accusing random queer people of being pedos... then the random asshole started replying to my reblogs and telling me to unalive, then started sending me hate messages saying that too because, apparently, just saying "that's bullshit" warrants stupid harassment. having followers myself, this obviously led to those agreeing with me weighing in too, I can't and won't tell people to avoid expressing their opinions when someone harasses me. it's definitely not "calling me out" to send messages telling me that.
not to "they started it!!" but yeah, if I speak to someone about it actually being ridiculous that you're harassing them, and so you begin randomly harassing and suicide baiting me, I will respond.
again, you can see in the link, on every single post I used they, it explicitly says "any pronouns" and "I'm a boy and a girl" on there, meaning I didn't "correct" this person who said "she" because I'd literally read that it's fine to use that!! I said they were enabling a homophobic narrative, I said they prop up the "queers are pedos actually" bullshit by doing this, I made no claims of knowing any secret homophobia dwelling in their heart lmao. you read on the person's blog that I she/her'd them and didn't bother reading to discover that I actually didn't do that, you just believed their lies. reading the above linked posts will make it obvious how they are endlessly lying about the race of people involved and what they actually said - I didn't she/her them, and they cut up a sentence within seebs post, to imply something that clearly was not said.
not once did I deny their race or their status as trans/bi, again it simply is a crock of shit they're spinning, because they have this narrative to spin- I've linked back to everything said, I've made it absolutely clear time and time again, I've posted full screens for anything I referenced, whereas they keep vagueposting saying I misgendered them or called them white or even called them the pedophile (I did not, I was and am explicitly against doing that). everything they're claiming in their vagues is bullshit, and all the evidence is in actually reading the conversation, which is why I'll constantly link back to it and they'll constantly obfuscate it, bro. because nowhere did I deny they face bigotry, nowhere did I say anything about racefaking (white chicks is a movie about black dudes pretending to be white chicks, saying they talk as though they're auditioning for a remake is explicitly saying they're black talking like a white chick, please just go watch the damn movie).
similarly, I was never racist, I never block evaded, unless you are saying they also block evaded- they continued talking about me incessantly, lying about me, and I found out, so I screenshotted posts and corrected them, I never tried to contact them again, I simply corrected constant lies about me, meanwhile they did go around said block to keep looking at my blog too, referencing all those posts themself, so they did exactly what I did. if it's bad if somebody lying about me is shown to me and I respond, isn't it equally bad that said person evades the block right back? that's honestly one of the most baffling claims y'all keep making, it's a problem when I simply look at lies about me and leave you be, it however isn't a problem for you to tell those lies, message me to suicide bait, and keep looking at my blog despite those blocks?? speaking of hypocrisy, you're attempting (and failing) to dogpile.
being a pedo is okay as long as you're non-offending. like, yes I'll double down on that. heck, I'll go a step further, I think that any person who's committed a crime or harm deserves to have their liberty, life, happiness, etc, and shouldn't be tortured or harmed because of this stupid desire to punish everyone. I'm a victim of childhood sexual abuse and childhood abuse and torture when I was a child, and I put one abuser in prison, and it didn't help the person become better and kinder, they sent me what was really basically a love letter when they got out. I think a better system, where people get to learn how to be kind and then get a life that treats them well, is possible and should be strived for, and one a victim gets help to recover from what happened should also be, because right now the mental health system in my country (not america, which y'all also don't seem to have grasped) is dogshit. people who don't abuse kids are the outcome we want, so these pedophiles, they didn't choose to have that attraction, it is just a thing brains do sometimes, and when they don't rape kids that's literally the better outcome, that's the best outcome, because it really comes down to that or them raping kids- you can't read all minds in the world and detect the pedos and kill them, and that would be a fucking dystopian nightmare, so if you want to kill all pedos then you have to rely on them telling you they're pedos, I genuinely hope I don't have to explain to you why they wouldn't confess that to you if you were running the death squad. so that leaves us with either they don't rape kids, or they do. I like don't, personally. I think that's the better one. as someone who was an actual victim of childhood abuse. and additionally, two thirds of sexual abusers of children aren't pedos, according to the stats I found a while back, so eradicating pedos wouldn't fix the issues.
anyway, back to the topic at hand, it's not starting shit to make posts correcting the person lying about you, they started all the shits, every single shit I took was in response to the shits they're spewing out about me so fast that I'm worried about their toilet.
nowhere did I say "being queer is pedo apologia!" I said that the people falsely accusing random queer people of being pedos is feeding the "the gays are pedos! the transes are pedos!" lies the rightwing constantly spin right now. I'm not equating being gay whatsoever to being a pedo, I'm saying that people do, and that refusal to think about it while you lie and call random queer folk pedophiles for your internet tough guy points is just dangerous, potentially deadly, and feeding into rightwing talking points. it's another example of you refusing to actually read what I posted, similar to your little quip at the end that relies on the false claim there was a single moment where I denied that they're trans! to further demonstrate how bullshit it is, you should check who I'd compared them to... it was blaire white. a trans person. if what I posted relied on assuming people who disagree with me are cis, where would she fit into that? why would I bring her up? maybe because I specifically was saying them being trans makes those talking points all the more dangerous... because the right will be frothing at the mouth to say "even the queers agree with us!" so referencing an example of that happening is relevant. wait, that couldn't be the case, because that would mean I didn't call them cisgender at any point!! meanwhile they're calling natives white, everybody who disagrees with them white, implying we haven't faced homophobia/transphobia/biophobia ourselves, and lying through their teeth about everything, so look in the mirror, bruh.
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timothylawrence · 2 months
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OK P4 thoughts.... now that it's been like 18 hours...
overall... solid 8.5/10. i loveee murder mysteries
the dynamic between the characters carried the game more than anything
multiple moments where I laughed out loud so s/o to the writers
AND despite guessing the big twist from day one, I was pleasantly surprised by various other twists and turns in the story so yay :)
never before has a silent protagonist literally swayed my heart in such a way Yu Narukami you are my angelll
ok spoiler-y review below :)
okay. serious review time but keep in mind im fasting so like these are the rambles from that. i'll start with the positives :)
did not believe jordan when she said i would be adopting these children by the end yet here i am. every single character you met had such a sweet and profound relationship and dynamic with one another... it was so so sweet. truly the high point of the game is how the characters interact. Yukiko and Chie, Rise and Naoto, Rise and Yu, Teddie and Yosuke, Naoto and Kanji... even Yosuke and Yu..... like they were all so so so wonderfully crafted with one another... AND RISE WAS THE SHINING STARRRRR
Dojima and Nanako.... the way i thought they wouldn't have such a big role and then by the end i was crying . yeah. big bro . i love u .
I KNEW IT WAS ADACHI!!!! I LITERALLY CALLED IT FROM DAY ONE!!! DAY ONE!!!! I just couldnt stick why he was choosing the teenagers,.... hence why the twist with Namatane was so fucking good. S/O to Jordan and Fil who had to listen to me scream about how he was the killer without being able to shut me up.
Okay but in all seriousness Teddie becoming human was like the wildest part of the game like did no one else go ??
The soundtrack bangs. to be expected.
Yosuke's SL was my favorite... i dont know how teary eyed i got but whew. it was teary. the ending scene on the grass... yea... yea...
man. the icon. the star. Yu Narukami. I NEVER thought I would like the protagonist, at least not more than "he's cool", and yet by the end I was more sad than anything to say goodbye to him!!! i had so much joy playing as him, he was so funny, so loyal, his dialogue options we're just phenomenal. He felt like a real character in his own world despite never even talking. I think I'll miss him the most/
ok time for the bad stuff:
okay like atlus why do you do this thing where you create such a good amazing storyline about humanity and what makes you you only to drop the ball and opt to make things creepy or some form of phobic !!! like WHY!!!!!!!
Kanji's treatment was actually vileeeee . I hate how they chickened out in the last moment because instead of having a whole discussion abt homophobia internalized and otherwise you've just created a homophobic ass arc in the game that serves no purpose. like UGH. just go the full mile!!! go !!! let him understand there's nothing wrong wit him being gay!!! stop backing out!! You quite literally would've had a near perfect arc if you just went that extra mile and didn't make things weird !!!
also naoto........ don't even wanna trudge into the discourse here but he/him Naoto is where I stand idk. his story kinda felt really similar to my own when i was in my teens but... again...Atlus...
hey atlus can you make ONE game where there isn't 10 scenes of teenage boys being creeps or has some form of teenage fan service. please.
rlly sucks that i cant reccommend this game without caveats because atlus is.... ugh. but yes. i did enjoy it. it has some moments that are genuinely uncomfortable and made me go :///. but i can fix things as is my will as a writer etc etc.
yeah i think thats what i have for now. i loved playing this game but i think i'll love thinking abt it and plotting even more..... <33333
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violetkatgrove · 11 months
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BumbleClan: 2 years in
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After like. A Month long break..... i have good news and also some Really Bad News. but we'll get into that
CW: Kitten Death, Fires(the fires was save-scummed into a dream dw)
Thoughts before the New Moon:
Gracklegorse wonders what it would be like to be leader. 1) Sunstar still has nine lives. 2) that is your WIFE. please do not get any ideas bbgrl
Stoatskip is hoping StarClan will protect his loved ones,,,,okay so explodes
Hazelbloom is building up a fellow Clanmates confidence in battle :3 so niceys
Howlkit tries to open up her eyes, but it's all blurry. goo gaga momence
Moon 19:
MUDFUR WENT OUT FOR TOO LONG AND HAS FROSTBITE??? ITS ONLY LEAF-FALL
While I thought I changed the apprentice graduating, Sunstar seems to think Brokenpaw is ready to become a warrior, and delcares she will now be known as Brokenspots. Also she caught whitecough sorry sweetpea.
Hazelbloom realizes he judged Yewkit too harshly. bro what were you judging him ON he is just a fucking babey.
Gracklegorse is scolding Plumshine :( BumbleClan's first fail enby
"Golddawn had a spat with Mudfur over a piece of prey" THE GIRLS ARE FIGHITNGGGG
Kokichi, Brokenspots, and Gracklegorse have a nice chat over their food :3
Speaking of Kokichi, him and Squirrelface are free from their fleas at last!
Plumshine thinks Buzzardpoppy is very helpful and wants to spend time with him! Friendship is blossoming in BumbleClan...
HOWLKIT IS COMPLAINING MUDFUR DOESNT DO ANYTHING HELPFUL. SHE IS APPROACHING TWELVE YEARS OLD AND HAS FROSTBITE YOUNG LADY-
Quarter travels to HushClan to resolve some recent personal disputes. stay safe bbgrl ilu
Yewkit shared an embarrassing story about Runnelkit he wasnt supposed to share...baby drama
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Yewkit,,,,a boy with homophobia in his eyes....
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Thoughts and In-Camp actions:
Runnelkit wonders who their mentor will be. I'll tell you what none of you are going to greedy Staotskip thats for sure
Gracklegorse & Kokichi wish to speak to Quarter about something, while she contemplates teaching the Clan communication skills.
The two medicine cats were able to gather mullein and raspberries this moon. Squirrelface eavesdrops on Brokenspots, who wonders how the medicine cat's mate is doing.
Haventail eavesdrops on Golddawn, who wishes to get to know the young warrior better.
Yewkit hopes Mudfur will tell him another story :3
Howlkit wishes cats would stop babying her. little ma'am you literally have the babyiest kit sprite idk what to tell you. you're baby.
Stoatskip wonders if StarClan can hear him, from the stars, Fawnroot is looking to visit him in a dream.
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Quarter continues trying to meditate the strained relationship of the two medicine cats. Her work is starting to pay off, as while the two mollys still have a dislike for each other, their trust towards one another outweighs that dislike.
Patrols:
Kokichi decides to take charge on border patrol, and brings along Plumshine, Hazelbloom, and Stoatskip. Hazelbloom finds a loner, who offers their healing skills in exchange for shelter. The new medicine cat is welcomed to the clan.
Squirrelface and Stoatstalk decide to take Featherfoot with them herb gathering, Golddawn also decides to tag along. As the Mullein towers impressively over the other plants, it's a good time to harvest it. Squirrelface could swear there's usually mullein around here- but not this time.
Gracklegorse takes Haventail and Buzzardpoppy training, suggesting its a good time to practice some techniques. Unfortunately, no one steps up to teach. It's a little awkward, but the patrol disbands to attend to other duties.
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Thoughts before the New Moon:
Sunstar thinks she's been hearing the voices of StarClan cats... what they saying bestie.
Quarter is eavesdropping on Kokichi, who's been a little hard on himself recently :(
Plumshine has been lazing around in their nest, and doesn't seem to want to change that anytime soon.
Stoatstalk carefully curates his appearance to be dazzling, but not too dazzling. Clan's apparent heartthrob gotta keep up those good looks
Haventail is being followed around camp by Sunstar's kits. awwwhhh
Mudfur is trying to tell the kits a tall tale, but Yewkit is busy playing with a stick, while his sister, Runnelkit, pesters Mudfur to play with her
From StarClan, Fawnroon has been following the growth of Gracklegorse
Fromt StarClan. Moonthistle has seen Haventail's future demise? excuse me? huh? h?
and thats only the Begining of worrisome thoughts from StarClan. its all downhill from here/hj
Moon 20:
Squirrelface wants to spend more time with Stoatstalk!!! YIPPIIIII
Sunstar feels like she can tell Stoatstalk anything... fambily...
Kokichi and Quarter bicker about something trivial. sadge
Yewkit had a disagreement with Featherfoot. bro why you beefing with a baby.
Gracklegorse settles near Sunstar to eat his fresh killlll oooooo they are wife and wiiiiiiiiife
Brokenspots has recovered from whitecough! yahoo!
Quarter, meanwhile. as a runny nose :(
Featherfoot also had a disagreement with Brokenspots bro WHAT is ur deal.
Quarter wants to explore the whole territory with Kokichi,,,,wowie,,,,
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Thoughts and In-Camp actions:
With three cats working now, the medicine cats gathered a hefty amount of herbs this moon. Squirrelface gathered oak leaves and tansy, while Golddawn and Featherfoot gathered daisy and thyme respectively. Mudfur is given juniper to help treat her frostbite.
Sunstar has a crazed look in her eyes. girl? you good? did the kits not let you sleep or something??
Plumshine is watching over the kits <:3 thank u so nice
Gracklegorse begins assigning cats to a border patrol as Squirrelfaces checks up on all the warriors.
Stoatstalk feels happy knowing he's someone cats seek out to talk to :3 my little boy mr popular
Haventail needs a bit of time alone today…. and Sunstar's crazed look… girlies did Moonthistle talk to either of you in a dream recently-
Brokenspots wants to be chosen as the new deputy. girl you've been here 2 moons and Sunstar hasn't even lost ONE life yet. slow down
Runnelkit continues to pester older cats to play with her. Meanwhile, Howlkit seems to be cross with Yewkit about something. The sole son of the litter is too busy chasing his tail to notice.
From StarClan, Moonthistle is hoping to meet with a medicine cat soon buddy buddy whats going on
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Quarter is quick to work on Squirrelface and Golddawn's relationship with the newest medicine cat. The last thing BumbleClan needs is all 3 medicine cats being cross with one another
Patrols:
With Brokenspots recovered from her whitecough, Buzzardpoppy and Haventail take her out to train together. Haventail suggests they practice hunting techniques. Everyone has a nice session and new tricks under their paw to try out next hunting patrol.
The medicine cats head out together to gather herbs. The gaggle of cats stroll through BumbleClan's territory, chatting amicably amongst themselves. It's a rare opportunity, for them to all be out like this together, and though the weather is poor and not really ideal for herb-gathering, each cat plans to make the most of it. It starts pouring while they're out, and even Golddawn has to admit defeat and lead them home.
Stoatskip, Kokichi, and Stoatstalk head out for the first border patrol. They hear the sound of barking and cautiously go to investigate. Near the border, they spot a dog chasing something. A cat! The patrol jumps to action to chase the dog off, a group of cats is much more powerful than one, and they convince the dog to flee with little difficulty. They go to check on the feline, but in their adrenaline haze take a swipe at Stoatstalk before running away.
The final patrol of the moon is lead by Gracklegorse, taking Plumshine and Hazelbloom with them. The patrol catches scent of a mouse nearby. Plumshine pinpoints the location of the prey and begins creeping forward. They're almost within pouncing distance when the mouse suddenly bolts. With a lash of their tail, Plumshine leaps forward, barely snagging it before it enters it's burrow.
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Thoughts before the New Moon:
MOONTHISTLE. STOP FORSEEING DEMISES. YOURE SCARING ME. NOT YOUR BROTHER….
Fawnroot wants to warn Stoatskip. what that his brother saw his impending doom??
Gracklegorse feels a sense of dread. BESTIES what is going ON
Stoatskip is growing fond of Runnelkit :3 they're a fisty little one. that doesnt mean im letting u take on another apprentice SIR
SPEAKING OF RUNNELKIT shes pretending to be medicine cat ohhhhh ohhhhhhh
endless pspspsppss for Whisker to come join us. cmoooonn you know you wannnaaaa. also this is just my opinion. but i think featherfoot is just a bit of a dick. he needs to chill out
Moon 21: Leaf-bare begins
Stoatstalk itches uncomfortably, wishing his wound would just close up and heal already, but it seems to only be getting worse.
Mudfur's tail is finally gone. It was more of a relief than anything. The frostbitten flesh was already dead, so she had no issue taking it off before it fell off on it's own.
Runnelkit has gotten kittencough.
Squirrelface wishes she was as pretty as Haventail. ur bootiful to me and Stoatstalk its ok
Haventail awakes with a start. Fire. Fire was all she could remember. She rushes out of the warriors den with a start to find Buzzardpoppy and Hazelbloom at the fresh kill pile, asking what's wrong. Just a dream, the camp is safe, she's alive. Her mother and brother comfort her, and assure her that it's too cold of a season for fires.
Howlkit has a wonderful time discussing Clan happenings with Brokenspots :3
Featherfoot and Squirrelface spar in the clearing, Plumshine tries to get Golddawn to join in.
Buzzardpoppy and his sister are distracted from Mudfur's story, upsetting the elder. Haventail voices her anxieties in a way that puts off Squirrelface.
Quarter, now free of her running nose, tells Brokenspots of her old kittypet life, meaning for it to stay private. Brokenspots ends up telling another cat regardless.
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Thoughts and In-Camp actions:
In the medicine den, Mudfur was given juniper. Her frostbite has healed, but she will always carry evidence of the incident on her pelt. The medicine cats also refresh their moss stock.
Golddawn applies more cobwed to Stoatstalk's injury, it will hopefully heal sooner.
Squirrelface could not find any herbs, but the older cats were able to gather some goldenrod and dandelion.
Quarter and Brokenspots eavesdrops on Gracklegorse talking to his sick kit. Runnelkit is asking who their mentor will be.
Stoatstalk leaves fresh-kill at Moonthistle's grave.
Plumshine, Kokichi, and Hazelbloom try to set a good example for the kits.
Mudfur is being grumped at by the kits for no longer having a tail to play with. sadge
Buzzardpoppy spars with some Clanmates while his sister helps escort the medicine cats.
From StarClan... Fawnroot has forseen Plumeshines demise. okay guys thats 3 cats now can we STOP IT youre SCARING ME
bonus pictures that made me weep
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Golddawn watching over the healthy kits while Sunstar and Gracklegorse spend time with their sick one 🥺
Also: the fire dream was written entirely by me, this is because i had to restart the game because the first instance of moon 21 had Haventail burned alive saving Stoatstalk from a fire. there was an extra thing of her brother reacting to her death and everything. litcherally traumatizing idc how much it makes sense with these demises prophecies that shit SUCKED
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Brokenspots confindes in Quarter, asking the older cat to help keep up the warrior's good relationship with Howlkit, hoping to be chosen for the kit's mentor when the time comes. Quarter happily agrees.
Patrols:
The medicine cats head out to gather herbs, Haventail goes with them as an escort. BumbleClan can never had enough cobwebs, Squirrelface instructs the patrol, and leads them on a search for some, hoping to get more to treat her wounded mate. The medicine cat mrrps with laughter, watching Golddawn parade around with such a big bundle that her former mentor keeps colliding with things in her path she can't see. The entire patrol has gotten a wonderful haul, and it's a very pleased Squirrelface that leads them back to camp.
Gracklegrose leads border patrol, taking Plumshine, Kokichi, and Brokenspots with them. Kokichi finds a loner who offers their healing skills in exchange for shelter. She happily explains Bumbleclan, but after learning more, the loner politely declines.
Stoatskip takes Hazelbloom and Buzzardpoppy out to practice. His mate and the younger cat get into a disagreement regarding what Haventail's dream could have meant. Unable to come to a understanding, they look to Stoatskip to settle this. Stoatskip nods sympathetically, and is able to calm the cats down, convincing them to agree to disagree.
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he couldve joined us and been named razzle dazzle....missed opportunity
Thoughts before the New Moon:
Outside of BumbleClan, Whiskers sniffs around OatClan territory curiously.
Sunstar wonders if Golddawn has gotten any prophecies from StarClan, well she fucking NEEDS to with all these demise visions theyve been having.
Featherfoot is interpreting a prophecy. whatd they say, lad
Haventail is worried about Yewkit :( Haventail i literally love you so much if anything happens to you(again) ill die and go to hell
Howlkit and Runnelkit are asking how kittens are made.......sighs
MOONTHISTLE IS DISAPPOINTED IN HAVENTAIL?????? what bc she didnt scream everyone run away theres a fire after that nightmare fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you f (edited)
And now the part where everything goes Wrong!
Moon 22:
Runnelkit was unable to fight off her kittencough. BumbleClan mourns their loss. Her last moments were spent sunbathing with Quarter and Buzzardpoppy. Gracklegorse takes her to be buried.
Shortly after Runnelkit's funeral, Plumshine brings a single kit into camp, they refuse to talk about it's origins, they name them Flowerkit.
Sunstar has healed from the strain of giving birth, but the hole Runnelkit left in her heart remains.
Stoatskip finds the way Haventail acts extremely uncomfrotable. Why is everyone suddenly mean to her. be nice to her right fucking now.
Featherfoot notices Gracklegorse hasn't been taking their health all too seriously. hmm idk maybe its the MOURNING his DAUGHTER
Hazelbloom tripped on a rabbit hole :( hurt him foot
Haventail wants to spend more time with Staotstalk! friendship :3
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Thoughts and In-Camp actions:
Stoatstalk is given poppy and goldenrod to treat his infected injury.
The herb stores are inspected, and the medicine cats notice some of the ragwort gone bad, and make a note to look for some. Squirrelface had gathered some lungwort, but Featherfoot and Golddawn were unable to find anything.
Kokichi eavesdrops on Haventail, and notices her daughter is a bit gloomy today.
Despite his sprain, Hazelbloom tries to set a good example for the new kit.
Outside of BumbleClan. Whiskers was almost eaten by a monster- jesus christ thank god hes ok.
From the safety of his kittypet home, Razzle watches the clouds roll by.
From StarClan, Moonthistle hopes to meet with one of the medicine cats soon.
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Quarter speaks with Haventail and Buzzardpoppy at their father's request, keeping an eye that the siblings stay close in these trying times.
Patrols:
Sunstar accompanies the medicine cats for an herb gathering run. With the motley assortment of Clanmates behind her, Golddawn heads out on patrol, searching for the ever-green, ever-reliable horsetail to harvest. But her work is once again effected by her distracted mind, and the patrol returns home empty-handed and snappy with each other.
Gracklegorse leads the patrol, taking Stoatskip, Haventail, and Plumshine with him. While walking along the border, they notice an OatClan patrol renewing their scent marks up ahead. The patrol leads give a quick nod of acknowledgement when they pass.
Kokichi leads the final patrol for the moon, going hunting with her son and Brokenspots. The patrol hears distant howls and goes to investigate, the sound leads them to a coyote, scavenging from a carcass. It notices the patrol before they are able to run and lunges forward, making it clear that this food has been claimed. Brokenspots' tail is momentarily caught between the coyote's teeth before Buzzardpoppy and Kokichi retaliate and drive it off their Clanmate.
Thoughts before the New Moon:
Featherfoot wonders how Howlkit is doing :(
Stoatskip is sparring with Clanmates, he also no longer has romantic ticks for Hazelbloom but still has one for Gracklegorse. Uh Oh.
Plumshine has been roped into play mossball with the kits :3
Outside of BumbleClan territory, Whisker stays in a Twoleg den for a couple of days for food and warmth. Meanwhile. Razzle exits his den to scratch at a tree he's been eyeing.
From StarClan, Runnelkit is sad to watch her family grow up without her :( throws up
and thats that on worlds most Depressing Moon. literally my favorite number and they do this to me. fucking hate it here
Moon 23:
Stoatstalk has recovered from his infection.
Mudfur and Stoatskip think about how reliable Haventail is :3 thank god Haventail love return
Hazelbloom hatches a plan with Squirrelface to sneak out of camp 🤨 what u two doin
KOKICHI PRAYS THAT HE ISNT ON PATROL WITH BUZZARDPOPPY??? THATS UR SON
Gracklegorse takes group sunbaths with on two different days, the first day is with Quarter and Flowerkit, the second Haventail and Brokenspots.
Howlkit and Yewkit get into a fight over a feather, and end up breaking the feather in the process. It's ok bc they swap favorite prey later :3
Flowerkit got Quarter in trouble. SAD
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Thoughts and In-Camp actions:
Gracklegorse thinks about Moonthistle. Sunstar stares off into space. ok break my heart at the start why dontcha
Golddawn rethinks their life choices. you're 12 years old ma'am whats up :( u ok? In the medicine cat den, Stoatstalk's wound is treated with oak leaves and burdock. Hazelbloom is given elder leaves for his sprain. Brokenspots is given oak leaves for her mangled tail. Squirrelface and Golddawn gather cobwebs and plantain, Featherfoot is unable to find any herbs.
Squirrelface wonders how Mudfurs doing. the elder wishes to get to know her better :3
Plumshine announces they are heading to the dirtplace... ok bestie have a good shit dont fall in <3
Stoatstalk is a bit cross with Howlkit. She's nervous for her apprentice ceremony next moon.
From StarClan, Runnelkit is looking to visit her brother in a dream soon 🥺
Outside of Clan territory, Whiskers gets invited to spend the night with a group of friendly loners. Razzle wanders around his neighborhood.
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Mudfur privately requests a meditating session with Squirrelface to Quater, she happily agrees and helps the cat respect each other a bit more.
Patrols:
Sunstar and Gracklegorse go hunting with Plumshine. i reset the game bc gracklegorse died the same way moonthistle did. Plumshine encounters a porcupine and narrowly avoids it whipping it's tail towards them. The patrol gives the porcupine a wide berth.
Stoatskip takes Kokichi and Buzzardpoppy with him for border patrol. They track the scent of a large dog along the edge of BumbleClan territory. Stoatskip selflessly leads the lion's share of the run they lead the dog on, exhausting himself a dangerous amount, but leading the dog far away from BumbleClan borders. His Clanmates support him on the long walk home once it's all over, their purrs mixing with Stoatskip's exhausted pants.
Haventail follows the medicine cats with them to gather herbs. As Featherfoot pads through the territory, he senses a presence join them. The connection goes away as soon as it appears god DAMN IT YALL--
Thoughts before the New Moon:
Howlkit snuggles up to her worried mother, Sunstar watching over the kit cautiously.
Featherfoot checks in on the warriors, Squirrelface is grateful for the fellow medicine cat's help. Plumshine wonders if the she-cat has gotten any prophecies.
Brokenspots eavesdrops on her former mentor, who is setting a positive example for the soon-to-be apprentices alongside Hazelbloom and Kokichi.
From StarClan, Fawnroot plans to send a message, while Runnelkit is thinking of advice to give a medicine cat. oh baby :(
its at this point the hyperempathy started kicking in and my motivation for the game started to die down, so like 80 years later i finally get back to the next moon. thats just what happens when u get a game abt cat death while cat death is one of the most upsetting things u can experience
and then i took a near month-long break so sorry about that runnelkit really got to me ANYWAYS
Moon 24: New leaf begins anew
As Howlpaw touches noses with her mother and now mentor, she hopes she'll get to do something great for the Clan. Like chase off a fox! That'll show the Clan she's the best apprentice ever! Her brother, Yewpaw, can't sit still as he touches noses with Kokichi, swearing to become the best warrior the Clan has ever seen.
While his original sprain has healed, Haventail as gotten a stomachache, alongside Buzzardpoppy, after sharing an old fresh kill together. Yewpaw has also gotten whitecough. Yewpaw. look at me. Don't You Dare
Stoatstalk and Squirrelface took a moonlit stroll together ooooooooo
Mudfur finds a bit of fluff that reminds her of Yewpaw, she considers gifting it to him.
Sunstar and Howlpaw heckle at other Clan cats at the gathering together. mother-daughter bonding... She also jokes with Brokenspots abt another Clan being stinky hold on as leader shouldnt you be a bit nicer-
MUDFUR AND SUNSTAR GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT??? NAUURR
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Thoughts and In-Camp actions:
The medicine cats were able to find a good amount of herbs the start of this moon, Squirrelface finding mullein, and the older cats gathering moss, cobwebs, goldenrod, and rosemary. Brokenspots tail is rapped up with more cobwebs, and Stoatstalk's claw-wound is treated with ragwort.
Sunstar thinks about forming an alliance. well you called at most two other Clans stinky and heckled at them so good luck w that bbgrl
Gracklegorse is unsure of what the rest of the Clan thinks of him as deputy :( naur not the old insecurities returning
Featherfoot interprets an omen.....girl what do you see
Buzzardpoppy visits Stoatstalk in the medicine den, the older tom always manages to turn the mood into a light one :)
Outside of the clan, Whisker is almost hit by ANOTHER monster bestie be CAREFUL
From Starclan Fawnroot has seen Yewpaw's future- i cant TAKE IT ANYMORE STOP IT!!!!!! SUNSTAR CANT LOSE TWO KIDS NO!!!!!!!!!!!
MOONTHISTLE IS ALSO DISAPPOINTED IN GRACKLEGORSE??? LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!
After some careful thought, Quarter decided to given herself the full warrior name of Quartermoon, happily accepting that she will likely spend the rest of her life with BumbleClan.
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Patrols:
Sunstar and Howlpaw go with the medicine cats to gather herbs. As newleaf brings green back to the world, Squirrelface has been anticipating the unfurling of new leaf buds on elder trees. The patrol goes to find a particular tree in a dip along the stream. Elder leaves being used to soothe sprains, while gathering them in a way that risks sprains, is truly one of StarClan's little ironies. Squirrelface shares a joke with the patrol, who all murrp in amusement, but also take it as a reminder for everyone to be careful as they strip leaves from the tree.
This precious little moment was also caught when I went back to look at camp. family...
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Kokichi takes his kids out for a hunting trip. A rabbit startles the patrol while bursting out of it's cover, they rally almost instantly, and manage to corner and successfully capture the rabbit!
Gracklegorse takes the remaining warriors out to secure the border. While on their way, Staotskip notices some suspicious pawprints in the mud under the canopy. The tracks lead to a tresspassing rogue. Hazelbloom throws himself at the cat, hissing furiously, and with his partner they drive the rogue off BumbleClan territory. Gracklegorse gives them a nod of approval.
Howlpaw informs Quartermoon of Sunstar and Mudfur's argument earlier this moon, and the molly works quick to meditate the issue. The elder and leader are on stable terms once again.
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Final Thoughts:
Sunstar dreads a meeting she must call later today. bbgrl whats up :(
Golddawn wonders how Stoatstalk is doing. The answer: He feels a sense of dread.
Haventail is feeling under appreciated... girl i appreciate u so fucking much
Brokenspots wonders how Howlpaw is doing. im sorry you didnt get to mentor her i know u were looking forward to it 😔
Howlpaw is having a hard day also. naur :(((
Plumshine tries to get their kit to take a nap, but Flowerkit adamantly refuses. goo gaga moments
From StarClan, Fawnroot is looking to send a message to Quartermoon :0c
and after a loooong break, thats year 2 complete! I'm probably gonna change up my profile updates, so that way i dont reach the max amount of images per post so fast like i did this update lmao-
Probably gonna do some doodles in between now and next update, so see you guys soon!
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jellyaibo · 1 year
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i want to hear ur thoughts abt object terror, you philosophor
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so disclaimer i havent seen OT in fucking months so this insane ramble isnt gna be. the best but
object terror is one of the best worst fucking object shows ive ever seen, literally the PRIME example of some edgy kid trying to make an object show that isnt ur grandmas object show. no. this is the REAL shit and they say SLURS and theres BLOOD and GORE (yes im serious theres blood and gore and death but itsnot that bad, definitely a bit shocking if u didnt expect it to happen tho)
theres also shitty voice acting and terrible mic quality galore, EX: theres a fucking cup that had this dogshit mic for the longest fucking time and it deadass sounded like bro was talking into a washing machine ohmy god, i remember there was a clip of him going around on twitter a while ago cuz of this (i think that was my first time seeing anything from OT too so theres that)
OH and theres cactus, i barely remember anything abt him but he had this fucking emotionless voice that made me HYSTERICAL. there was a scene where someone got him pissed and he said "you take that back" with. absolutely no emotion at all and since then me and my friends keep fucking quoting that line cuz its the funniest fucking shit ever
btw that slur line i said earlier wasnt a joke, one of the characters straight up drops the R SLUR in the FIRST EPISODE (funnily enough, that character became the creators objectsona i think? ik they kinda used him as a mascot for a bit which is so fucking funny) tho i dont think they drop anymore slurs after that but dont take my word on it
anyways i gotta talk abt my favorite fucking part abt this fucking show before i get to. mint
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THESE FUCKING CUNTS.
before i watched object terror i got fucking warned abt these two because there was a . homophobic scene w them or some shit and i had NO idea what it was for the longest time so i was really excited to see what object homophobia was gna be graced upon my faggotly eyes
and then theyjust. started making out randomly. LIKE OUTTA NOWHERE and there were other characters there that were gna try to attack/kill them? but then they saw them kissing and were like omg ewww boys (i think. the stuff that happens after this scene is kinda blurry tbh and im NOT gonna go back and watch the clip to see what happens ok. i REFUSE) and im sorry but thats the best fucking object show scene ever
AND LIKE? IDK? MAYBE ITS JUST ME BUT I DONT GET WHY I SAW PPL SAY THIS WAS HOMOPHOBIC???? i dunno maybe its just me but like these two just kissed while watching tv and eating chicken AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO THEM!!! THEY LITERALLY WON IMMUNITY BY THE END OF THE EPISODE TOO. THEY WON. THE GAYS WON. and its so fucking funny to me bro object terror LOVES the gays
ok now i need to talk about mint im sorry i hate this fucking thing so much I NEED TO KILL HIM WITH A ROCK!!!! FFFUCK!!
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hes literally just taco ii but 100x worse, i dont even like tacos evil arc or whatever cuz i always found her annoying BUT MINT IS SO MUCH WORSE
never in my. almost 2 years of watching object shows have i ever hated a character so fucking much LIKE GENUINELY THIS THING MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED. hes just that. lol XD random character FOR THE WHOLE SERIES. just annoying and loud and does literally fucking nothing AND THE JOKES W HIM ARE SO FORCED I SWEAR THEY STOPPED . EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON IN AN EPISODE JUST TO FOCUS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER CUZ HE WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING FUNNY. im not mad that im missing out on some "juicy" object terror "lore" im just pissed that i have to see this fucking disgrace on my screen
oh and in the latest episode (as of now, the series isnt actually finished yet and i hope to god it never gets continued) SUDDENLY mint has a fucking arc THAT WAS NEVER FORESHADOWED AT ALL IN THE SERIES!! SO SUDDENLY HES A SMART GENIUS THAT COULD DO ANYTHING CUZ HE HAS MACHINES N SHIT AND A WHOLE ASS LABORATORY ??????? THEN HE FUCKING DIES
do you know how many fucking. mid and uninteresting characters we had to lose for him
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DO YOU KNOW THE LOSSES I HAD TO DEAL WITH CUZ OF HIM
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he lived for too fuckig long in this show dammit it pisses me off that he's even a character that exists . i blame him for being the reason why i hate joke characters (except david ily david bfdi)
i dont wanna talk abt him anymore im gonna
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OK OK BUT. 1 more thing. smore
smore is this guy that they introduced later on in the series and hes a FUCKING. DEMON FROM HELL and i need him so bad actually
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i think at some point he tries to . kill mint too so im literaly making out with him rn oh my god HES SO
im so mad hes in object terror IM GETTING YOU OUTTA THERE BABY ‼ ‼ 🗣🗣
honestly tho he was so cool im a little mad that they introduced him so late into the show CUZ WE ONLY SEE HIM FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES GRAHHHH RAAGHHHH babygirl
anyways thats it i feel like theres more but im not gonna wring out any more object terror knowledge from my brain i think that'll kill me
hope u enjoyed my insanity anon heres a loser . hope this heals you
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da-gamingojichan · 7 months
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Who actually has sex with a prostitute and who “Holden Caulfield”s with them out of like your main bitches
ive never read catcher and the rye and had to like deep analyze this ask with mein friends to understand it but i think i get it now. SO!
italy - he has a divine mission given to him by god to have sex with as many people as humanly possible on this planet before he dies. theres no other possible explanation to why he has such good bed game. anyways hes forsaken this mission because he loves his ugly husband more than god (and now hes hastag LOYAL because germany got him addicted to that true love cocaine)
germany - LITERALLY WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE UNLESS HE IS MARRYING THEM FOR TRUE LOVE. my boy does not do sex without love he learned from prussia that if you have sex before you are married and love someone forever then your eyes will fall out and you will die and go to hell. bro is a giga virgin he aint even had his first kiss on the mouf before italy lawl (to be fair bc italy is also his first and only lover ever)
romano - he actually has tried sex with prostitutes before but see romano is a faggot who refuses to admit hes a faggot. like he only shoots for women but hes gay and it just doesnt work yknow and its not like he has internalized homophobia either its more hes just a fucking idiot. like he genuinely thinks he loves women its just he has a weird relationship with them because he kind of sees women as like the idea of "soft girl nice smells good must be gentlemanly and polite" and he is gentlemanly and polite and sweet to girls but its because theyre sort of alien to him because of this mindset you feel me? he loves women but its because he has an idea of them as if theyre another species in a way and not in that misogyny way its more just... lack of experience and being with girls and only hearing about them. so romano is too stupid to realize that he should be hiring male prostitutes to fuck and ends up getting humiliated by a girl prostitute one time and deciding hes never doing that shit ever again. i think romano is a virgin who has never banged anyone until he dates and fucks prussia because he keeps failing at getting girls n shit and never aims at guys because he hates everyone. but if he could he would bang bitches. virgin not by choice so hes a technical incel! 😄 involuntarily celibate !!!!
prussia - he ABSOLUTELY. believes in sex with love. hands down. see prussia constantly says he wants bitches and shoots for bitches but its because in his heart he knows hes going to fail. like if he ever actually scored a hoe he would get really awkward and be like w-what? and then get scared and run away while insisting hes not running away. he is not meant to ever get bitches and if he did get one hed fumble as fuck immediately. he genuinely believes in having sex with the person you love most in da world and obviously drilled that into germanys head too but he would never yell this shit from the rooftops bc its kinda gay and all. i think he gave his virginity to frederick but thats because i think frederick was prussias first lover ever and a genuine true love of his. i think if he could he wouldve married frederick but i think frederick turned down his proposal because he knew he would die and leave prussia alone and prussia would be too loyal from the bonds of marriage to ever go out and find a new love after he would pass away. but yeah i think prussia only bangs people if theyre his one true love.
- benson regular show doesnt do prostitutes hes too busy risking his life (against his will) for a video game flavored milkshake
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sortagaysortahigh · 2 years
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lex i wanna know your take on byler and will coming out bcs i’ve seen a lot of different takes like the duffer bros are homophobic for not making him come out this season or that it’s the 80’s so it’s harder
I think byler and will being closeted are literally an essential part of his character, ppl saying the duffer brothers are homophobic ar eliterally dense and im gonna talk ab robin too for a sec because with robins character it was different in the sense that she came out to steve-a guy she’d known for one summer that fell in love w her, a guy whos friendship she valued and a guy she knew was still in love w his ex and essentially using rob as a way to fill that void. When she came out to steve it was unspoken and he immediately understood what she meant and he accepted her as she was because truthfully thats A. A part of steves character and B. Emphasized their relationship as friends moving forward which served as the future plotpoints of steve wanting her to be happy but also of the whole rekindling an old flame with nancy bc steve had to accept snd realize that ol boy wasnt over his ex. Plus it made Robin an integral member of “the party” and Steve’s life as his best friend. Lets also keep in mind that robin has only ever come out to Steve and its a prevalent point that shes not coming out to anyone else bc “ill be the town pariah” ie homophobia and hate, not to mention the fetishization of lesbian women was still prominent in the 80s cornography industry like it is to this day, which from a consumerism perspective means that robin being “openly out of the closet” is easier to accept from a viewer perspective bc shes a woman-harsh truth but its a reality in most media.
With Byler and Will it’s different. Not to mention that Will being a gay male in the 80s (historical context: the aids epidemic + a DRASTIC rise in being outwardly hateful/homophobia) makes him feel like a mistake bc of everything around him telling him he is one. Him being closeted is almost an essential part of his character growth and development and his singular story arc as well, this is the kid who was known as ‘zombie boy’ and bullied his entire childhood-he already felt left out and left behind by his friends and his other peers. In season 3 when mike yells its not my fault you dont like girls its a direct reference to will being “behind” in terms of relationships but also its a read between the lines moment where the duffer brothers are telling you will byers is gay. He has that moment with jonathan in the pizza play and jonathan KNOWS his speech in the car about “el” was really about himself, his brother KNOWS he’s gay and he doesnt force him out of the closet or make him say it outloud (i think its almost a parallel to robin and steve w her coming out moment), instead he says that he loves him and nothing would ever change that.
I think theyve set it up for will to be in love with mike from the beginning of the series, mike was constantly there for will and constantly checking in/there when all the bad shit went down-it sets up will having a crush on mike rlly well honestly. Its the age ol classic gay trope of having a crush on your straight best friend. Which is genuinely realistic because it’s happened to so many gay ppl that its almost expected for a lot of baby gays (ie ppl who are starting to understand their sexualities past heteronormativity) to end up falling for someone whos straight-and in wills case its his best friend. Will also saved El, inherently by him telling Mike he was the heart and projecting his feelings for Mike through El, Mike was literally able to find the words to tell that bitch he believed in her and he loved her and he needed her-which is a harsh reality that a lot of young queer people face.
I feel like a lot of younger ppl (like those under 18) dont really have an understanding of/or the same coming out experience as the older side of gen z and previous generstions bc right now (minus the whole scotus hates gays) being gay is societably acceptable, sure homophobia and bigots still exist-but in a lot of westernized societies its okay to be openly gay snd coming out isnt as difficult as it used to be-given that the show is set in Indiana-coming out in the 80s in a small town in the same state that the Kkk was created in??? Yeah no, not happening, so sorry but context is NECESSARY to understand will being closeted. As a society we’ve been slowly progressing to being more open and accepting towards anyone who isnt cisgendered and heterosexual. Like bitch for some context sb modern day America: i got outed when i was in highschool and that was like 5 years ago, people were okay with using the F slur in shows and media until literslly like 2018, gay marriage has only been legal for like 7 years, coming out today is WAYYY easier than it was in the 80s so Will being closeted and never admitting it fits his storyline. Him being in love w his bestfriend whos straight and loves a girl, fits his storyline and its clear that this is gonna reflect in season 5 somehow.
Personally i think byler is cute, but the way the show is set up-Mike Wheeler is straight, hes not gonna fall for Will snd thats going to slowly break wills heart, but like i said-that normal for young queer people-its an almost universal experience for a lot of us. I think we also need to genuinely take a step back from toxic ship culture in fandoms bc not every gay ship is gonna fuckin happen 90% of the time they don’t happen-we all know this and ive seen ppl say they were queerbaited w byler but genuinely they werent, mike wheeler isnt gay, he isnt bisexual, and thats OKAY, i think wills closeted experience is honestly well done, like yea he bitches a lot and hes kind of a pussy but eh the kid was traumatized so he has the right to be a pussy. His closeted experience reflects a general experience that he has to go through in order to eventually accept himself and embrace who he is. If he wouldve come out this season his character development wouldve been rushed and odds are his friendship w mike and the moment from the van or in the pizza shop wouldnt have happened.
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quodekash · 1 year
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im exhausted and could very easily pass out at any point in time, but it’s our skyy and it’s 11:30pm so here we go again
(because I’m so exhausted my commentary will very much be either very incoherent or there won’t be much of it at all)
theyre so cute omg
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AYO THAT WAS UNSETTLING
IM SO USED TO HEARING THE ICONIC WOMAN SAY 'viewer discretion advised'
IT WAS WEIRD TO HEAR SOMEONE ELSE SAY THAT, JEEZ
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maybe not QUITE like you love him, i think you'd get jealous
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I FREAKING KNEW IT
DID I NOT CALL IT??
I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM, HUZZAH I AM A GENIUS
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does this mean phum also likes men?
cos if so... my man had a lot of internalised homophobia going on, jeez
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its okay, you dont need to come out to anyone at any point in time ever. but telling nueng took some real guts, that was really brave of you, and im proud of you
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WU AND DAVID
WU AND THE-ONE-WHITE-GUY
I LOVE THEM
im pretty sure i cried when he proposed to him
it makes me happy to know they remember them
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EJRHDFBKV
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ITS ALREADY WORKINGGGG
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EYE CONTACT LETS GOOO
am i about to cry? are my eyes welling up with tears this very moment as i type this? we may never know.
but the answer is yes
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AAAAAAA
THEY MADE IT TO 7 FREAKING HELL YES
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THEYRE SO EXCITED FOR THEM
to the surprise of literally no one, i am quickly becoming more obsessed with the side couple than i am with the main characters
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AWWWW
theyre back now yayyyy
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my bro now has ✨visual impairment✨
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but... if he's his ancestor... then petch had sex with a woman?
i guess they had to
as long as they were together and happy tho, it's alright
and as long as the woman/women were aware that like. the guys didnt love them like that.
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HOLY QUACK
HELL YES
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FREAKING HELL YES
THEY ARE WONDERFUL
THEY ARE PERFECTION
THEY ARE HAPPY
I AM OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH THE SIDE COUPLE
everyone act surprised
the letters are so cute
WHAT THE HELL FLASHBACKS???
IM CRYING AGAIN
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i aspire to one day have a hawaiian shirt collection as plentiful as palm's
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THEY HUG
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THEY KISS
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THEY FOREHEAD TOUCH
i strongly believe that forehead touching is more intimate than kissing and i will die on this hill
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but. why. life in modern times is just generally better for literally at least two reasons that i can think of off the top of my head (shut up its nearly 1am im not thinking properly rn) 1. gay tights, 2. health
i meant to say gay rights but honestly gay tights is also a plus
so theres three reasons
1. gay rights
2. health
3. gay tights
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OHHH, THAT ONE
YOU WANNA ENEMIES TO LOVERS YOURSELVES??
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thats it. that's the only reason.
palm, you astound and confuse me (in a good way)
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wHY
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR
WAR IS BAD FOR AT LEAST 6 REASONS
1. death
2. sad
3. i think lots of dead bodies are probably bad for the environment
4. none of the wars in the past are cool. id wanna see a war like 50 years into the future, what if there's like space lasers or something
maybe i should just watch star wars instead of time travelling
5. killing people makes you feel like a mean person
6. picture this scenario: you really want a snack, your favourite snack, whatever your favourite snack is, you're just really craving it. but you cant have it, because you're fiGHTING IN A FREAKING WAR
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GERIKJDBF
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i was right
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IM FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS
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AND NOW THEYRE PLAYING IT IN THE BACKGROUND AGAIN???
I AM DEAD. DECEASED.
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THAT WAS FREAKING LOVELY
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hey, you were just here!
^D^ i am excited for simm
my final thoughts: GUJERKDNGREJKVDBNREUJDFLGHNEOIRLHGPI34EHRNGP9O34EJTPGOJ34ERPOTGJ3P4IERHTG9P34HEJ9TGFH34EI0RHOTGF893UOWB4E0TIOFHJ3490WEIHGUVIBERNDGOIVHEROIDSUFJ390I4OWEHCUOBJREFDNICGOBVPREIODFN
thank you and goodnight
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butchviking · 1 year
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You're usually so big brained but you honestly believe that if these past women and lesbians who literally weren't allowed to live full lives without concealing themselves as men can be categorised as "trans"? When the choice was to either appear as a man or have their lives ruined and achievements erased? When in the modern sense "trans" is about inner feelings instead of an actual effort in passing? These past women didn't feel like men, they HAD to appear as men because society didn't allow women to do anything. Such a need doesn't reflect the current trans community's hypervisibility. Calling them trans is an insulting misnomer
hmm so i have several points on this.
can you define transgender? bc if it's not someone of one sex assigned the corresponding gender role at birth who chooses to pass as the opposite sex in order to live in the opposite gender role, then I don't see what it could possibly be. unless it's going to be "someone who identifies as trangender", in which case. well. we know how that kind of definition goes.
like i said, you can speculate on motives all you like. many women in days gone by absolutely chose to live as men bc they weren't allowed to live full lives as women, particularly as lesbian women. the thing is. many women in the modern age make the SAME decision for, subconsciously or consciously, the same reasons. like this is obviously not something commonly admitted by current transmen (for lack of a better phrase lol) but is smthn reaaaally often discussed by detrans women. for the amount of 'transmen are just women/lesbians who want to escape sexism/homophobia' often cited in radblr circles, im always confused by. 'this woman/lesbian who wanted to escape sexism/homophobia cannot possibly be a transman'
"These past women didn't feel like men" ok for real like ofc we can't know how each individual person felt (again i don't think thats super important to defining them as trans tho unless we're defining trans purely by identity status which is. kinda meaningless i feel like being trans-identified and being transgender are actually not always synonymous at all) but actually. u know what. many DID 'feel like men', this is a common experience of many women and particularly lesbians and particularly women/lesbians who chose to LIVE AS MEN thru history. literally sexual inversion theory was not only believed by straight people bro many lesbians have thought of themselves as 'a man in a womans body' for a long time
hey why can so many gendercrits say things like 'transmen are women' but then when u say 'this historical figure was a transman' theyre like 'how dare u imply thats not a woman'. like bro if u think transmen are women then. calling them a transman isn't denying that they're women at all. like only females are transmen so saying someone is a transman doesn't hide or disguise their femaleness. in fact it openly states it. those two things aren't in conflict they go hand-in-hand.
btw yes i KNOW im always going on abt how the cis/trans dichotomy isnt real but listen. the grey areas of trans identity politics in the modern age isnt at all whats being discussed here like this isnt abt calling someone like joan of arc trans for being a woman who wore mens attire. again we are talking abt people of the female sex who literally lived as and passed as men like thats. i cannot stress enough that is like the entire definition of a transman. even if that word wasn't around in their era for them to self-identify with.
idk what u mean abt their need to live as men not reflecting the current trans community's hypervisibility. can u explain that?
also btw i think its fair to say that while the benefits of living as a man in deeply misogynistic cultures are obvious, it's not technically a need and the vast majority of women have (no blame on them the pressure is immense and physical force often involved) usually yielded to the demands of gender thru time. and even imposed that on other women often. and so sue me i think its nice for those who are defiant of gender to be able to point to people like them in history and say. that's me. that's someone like me and people like me have always been here. and i know trans identity/transition is often considered by gendercrits to be a cave-in to gender and i DO see the point there i see all the points i promise but. listen im biased but i honest to god think that the decision to live in the opposite gender role is like. no its not as defiant as being openly gnc and telling everyone who doesn't like it to cope and seethe but it IS a lot more defiant and i think a lot braver than to cave in to gender the other way, by conforming and being a feminine makeup sexy dresses kind of woman. im veering wildly off track here and ive had too much wine i think but let's end on a hot take: top surgery isn't feminist at all but its still more feminist than a boob job.
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1/2 And we are at 4x10, i should probably say that he did threaten with a lawsuit if the episode doesnt have Britin being cute/happy, he is literally one of us. HE SAW THE BEGINNING WHERE IT SHOWS A TINY PART OF BRIANS BED AND HEARD MOANS AND HE IMMEDIATELY WENT ‘it’s Brian! okaaaay, look at them having sexy time again. I am so fucking glad that Justin’s hair is growing back. (That surgery flashback happens) What just happened? Why did we go from soft to rough? Is he having surgery flashbacks? What’s going on? Did he lose his hard on? See, if the fucking Doctor didn’t get mad at me, i would’ve had ALL my questions answered but noooo, now I’m in the dark about my Bri Bri’s health. Oh i feel bad for Brian, this has to suck. But its okay Bri Bri. Things happen. If this was season 2, hed yell at Justin by now.’ And we are now at Emmett and Drew in the motel ‘what the fuck? How did we get here? DUDE…i think he’s not straight..(drew has his little internalized homophobia moment) um dude.. what the fuck? *deep manly voice* i throw ball far! I catch ball! I no gay, me straight! SPORTS *hits his chest* hetero bro!…dude, i think you need to look up the word straight. EMMETT YOU DESERVE BETTER CAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT’ we are at Lindsay and Sam now ‘full offense but his art is not worth acting all *waves his hand at lindsay* whatever the hell that is. IS SHE JEALOUS THAT HE FLIRTED WITH A DIFFERENT WOMAN? Lindsay? What?’ And we are back at Brian ‘i missed this cute motherfucker *he is watching Brian at work like it’s the best thing ever* i need more of this. He is a beast at his work. No wonder he thinks he’s the shit. (Brian says that line about juggling balls and ted looks ready to tell jokes) THIS IS WHAT I WANTED! THIS! THEM! BEING BESTIES! *looks at me all worried* thats what the youth say nowadays right? Besties? I’m right, right? BRIAN LIKES TEDS SUIT! AND CONFIDENCE! Okay so brian and ted? New favorite duo! But also brian, ted and Cynthia? New favorite trio!’ Mikey and Justin are now on the screen and he is all excited ‘THIS IS ALSO NICE! Justin and Mike being best friends! FUCKING FINALLY! I knew Mike had some good in him. Finally he is done pissing me off. THEY HAVENT FUCKED SINCE THE SURGERY?! Theyre going to get HERBS?! FOR BRIAN? FOR SEX? not what i thought of when i said besties but okay?’ And now we are at Ben and his student scene ‘what the fuck is going on over here. Ben had potential in the beginning! What the fuck happened with him since then and what the fuck is this shit? OH THE GUY IS HITTING ON HIM! BEN WHAT THE FUCK’ and the Brian/Deb scene is about to happen ‘IS DEBBIE IGNORING BRIAN? Wait have they not even talked since vic died? DEB WHAT THE FUCK? Did you see how he looked after deb? He is SAD! Someone fix this because i cant handle him being sad (brian runs after deb) oh i guess Brian is gonna fix this. This is new. Deb he needs you. He needs a mom! Shit does jen know yet?! Look at him fixing his messes. MY BABY IS GROWING UP! (Brian tells deb) HOLY FUCKING SHIT. *he literally teared up at Deb being all mom to brian and when she like buttons up his jacket* I hate that the only time he has a mom is when horrible shit happens. He needs someone to look after him as much as he looks after them. Also why is this literally me if i was around Brian? WHY ARE WE ASKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER? FUCK HIS MOM. She doesnt deserve to know! (Deb hugs brian and he once again tears up) yes he will be okay! Finally someone is hugging him!’ ‘Wait Emmett is going to get Drew a job? He was all im hetero not gay and being a bitch about it and he’s helping him? Emmett, no. You deserve better’ mikey and justin scene is up!! ‘Look at the new besties! If you told season 1 Michael that he’d be HELPING Justin fuck Brian, he’d have a stroke. *he is absolutely dying out of laughter at the china store scene* what are they saying? Remember when that one time, i accidentally put Chinese subtitles and thought i spoke Chinese?’ ‘BRIAN! Dont you worry! Blondie is on his way with boner herbs!’
I should probably say that he did threaten with a lawsuit if the episode doesnt have Britin being cute/happy, he is literally one of us. HE IS ONE OF US. I seriously love the idea of bringing a lawsuit against CowLip for emotional pain and suffering.
I am so fucking glad that Justin’s hair is growing back. <- One of us!
If this was season 2, hed yell at Justin by now. GROWTH! (only to have it ripped away in S5)
OUR BABY IS GROWING UP
Joan doesn’t deserve to know.
And Emmett does deserve better. (Sorry Drew)
OH MY GOD even I remember when he put on Chinese subtitles and thought he spoke Chinese. I’m one of your family now. And yes, if you had told Justin and Mikey they would be collaborating to help Justin fuck Brian in s1 or s3… strokes would be had.
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