#BRAIN WORMS IM HAVING ABSOLUTE BRAIN WORMS

[thelooniemoonie]

Another note that I havent seen many people mention, is a little detail I've noticed regarding volo and how he has this....weird tendency to break the typical rules of the game.

Leading up to his 2nd battle when the other trainers like Irida give you the option to battle, they also give the option to turn down their battle (either because you're not prepared, need to switch up your team, etc). And while this may give additional dialogue of them being grumpy/disappointed, it allows the player the opportunity to prepare.

When volo challenges you and these choices pop up, volo doesnt give you the choice. I inadvertently chose to turn down his battle so I can switch up my team, but volo just. Forces you in a battle anyway. Which completely caught me off guard because it begs the question as to why was that choice placed in the first place, only for volo to immediately break the script?

While this isnt an issue in of itself since pokemon games have always had forced battles onto the player without preparation, combined with the foreshadowing of volo's actions later in the game.....and how volo also breaks the convention of having 6 pokemon. It makes you kinda wonder.

....not to mention the extremely odd moment when after his final battle he looks at the camera at you. Not your character.

#the moon speaks #pokemon #pla #pokemon legend arceus #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon legends arceus spoilers #BRAIN WORMS IM HAVING ABSOLUTE BRAIN WORMS #can you tell what my mind has been hyperfixating on for the past few days #this man is plaguing my mind. theres a pattern here and i dont know what it is #volo #pla volo

[sucrecube9]

Something i cant stop thinking about is the fact that the irl Great Yarmouth House of Wax had a Mr. Blobby wax figure

#cw creepy? #idk lmao #tmagp #tma #tmagp 10 #absolutely just a coincidence! #but i find it so interesting!! #sorry to my friends #because i genuinely wont stop talking about it #i keep bringing up this stupid wax museum in conversation #for literally no reason??? #i dont even know why #i think im deranged #genuinely have brain worms or something #magnuspod

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

GMMM!!! now that u are a little bit into worm & have had the first instance of the word being used & such, im curious as to what u think the title means! why do u think it's called worm so far? :333

I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW. BUT THAT IS SOMETHING IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT !!!!!!! i always think the "OUAHGH THEY SAID THE TITLE IN THE THING" type jokes are really funny so i locked onto the word right away LMAO. catch me keeping track of every use of the word worm in this million word long story . its a good word !!!!!!

ANYWAY. my first thought now is obv like... something to do with taylors powers??? but im not sure if she can actually control. worms. not to get too biology brained about it but the vague knowledge i have so far is that she can control BUGS but that is not specifically limited to *insects* . because she can also control spiders which are arachnids (though they are also usually lumped into "bugs" which is not a real classification it just kind of refers to things that people find creepy crawly) HOWEVER . the thing that arachnids and insects have in common are being *arthropods* which is like. the overall classification of Things With An Exoskeleton. WORMS are not arthropods they are . well it depends actually. worm is kind of like bug in the fact that its a general word for things that are kind of similar and not the name of a specific group. bc youve got earthworms which are annelids and . like. mealworms which ARE insects but still called worms. so maybe she can control worms also!!!! i really like this sort of . playing with the meaning of the word i guess. some people colloquially will call worms bugs as well even though theyre not. so it becomes a rhing like. are her powers based in LOGIC or science or whatever or are they based in. perception. i guess. because taylor is Bug there can also be Worms. does this make any sort of sense. this might be absolutely nothing bro is burning the food bro is not cooking the kitchen is empty 🔥🔥🔥

it could also be like... worm as a word not meaning the animal. like a cartoonishly evil guy referring to his minions as worms. or like the context in that sentence i posted like. worming your way in somewhere. which now that i think about it makes a lot of sense considering taylors whole plan to join a villain group undercover. wait. i may have just . rendered my whole biology paragraph useless. sad! well there are other insane things i could talk about i guess

all this to say i think shes gonna do something super fucked up with worms in the bug way. i hope <3

THIS IS A FUN QUESTION THOUGH because i know the other story is called ward. and i already have somewhat of an idea of what THAT means bc of armsmaster. so i can assume at least a little bit of what that story is about. but its cool that i dont have that same context for the one im CURRENTLY READING

#“not to be too biology brained” << goes into an entire paragraph about classification and nuance that probably does not even matter #this might be. absolutely nothing. bc i have typed this in between doing work and answering radio calls and having. wet hands. #and i am not rereading it. have fun dissecting the horrible insane way my mind works #:] !!!!! #IM RLLY ENJOYING IT SO FAR. BTW. DAMN THEY WERE RIGHT THIS WORM CAN WARD. OR SOMETHING. #me when the worm. idk i havent read it yet. etc etc #i also just had the thought of a possibility of a giant world eating monster worm . wow i hope that happens. #big fuckin. creature they have to kill or whatever #asks #friends!!! #intertexts #reaction time #<< so i can come back and look at this when i realize how wrong i was about all of this

[orcelito]

The upstairs thumping started again around midnight, right when I started trying to sleep. It's even more infuriating when I have to be up at 7 am. I've been getting absolute dogshit sleep this week, and it's largely because of them. It's been 4 nights in a row, and I am So Fucking Tired.

I'm going to leave a note on their door tomorrow asking them to stop. And if they do it again tomorrow, I'm submitting a noise complaint. I don't fucking care.

#speculation nation #ive been crabby and feeling physically awful. #i woke up with a nosebleed this morning bc of everything. #and i have to be up in 6.5 hours for occupational therapy and still it is Thump thump thump thump thump #it's worming into my brain and messing things up and i. #i am putting on music. to have a Good Noise. so i dont go full autistic meltdown over this again. #it's harder to sleep with music on but it'll hopefully make it Possible. #bc i really would like to get Some sleep thank you. #i really am so fucking pissed off at them. there was none of this noise all throughout the day #but it starts up. riiiight at fucking midnight. #is it cockroaches in your mind? preventing you from considering the people you could be keeping awake? #youre lucky im leaving a note before resorting to filing a noise complaint. i really would like to do much worse. #god. i can still hear it over the music. i dont know how im supposed to fucking sleep like this. #it's an absolute nightmare for an autistic person with an auditory trigger for repetitive noises #+ is both an incredibly light sleeper and an insomniac. #id cover my head with blankets to block the noise if that wouldnt risk suffocating me. lol. #negative/

[the-kipsabian]

okay for todays agendas we

1. post missed fics to ao3 (theres like four of them)

2. new wrestler as text posts set cause i crave for shitposting

3. make actual dinner hell yeah

and 4. i guess im attempting to write some more? i have multiples agendas to run and stuff to finish lol

..actually i have one two parter i should also finish hmmm tho i should probably focus on finishing hanahaki first. idk what do people wanna read?

(maybe agenda 4.5. maybe i should finally organize and name my wips and post a list lol)

//oh right its monday, i gotta leave out space for the potential bte giffing agenda i almost forgor wow im so eepy

#my wip list is still like 17 pieces long and im constantly brain worming more lmao #also inbox is open on the side blog for potential requests. im just saying (i have a few but its not too many i wouldnt have things open if #i was overwhelmed) so yeah #thingssssss #night is an absolute mess on main

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

'Tis never easy to lose the ones we love.

A scene from a fic I haven't been able to write yet, in which the gang gets together to discuss Krile and Y'shtola's warnings about the risks of even attempting to save a Nidhogg-possessed Estinien and the likelihood that one way or another, Estinien will die. It gets...a little heated when Emrys reminds everyone what Estinien would wish.

A lil breakdown of who's who:

Emrys of the Darkened Steel is the Viera gunbreaker;

Félicienne Greystone is the woman in white drachen armor;

Ysera Rowan is the Viera dragoon;

Asha Alaqa Sagahl is the Xaela warrior;

Rian Ashbrooke is the hyur paladin;

Merethe de Sofinoy is the elezen black mage standing beside Rian;

Aurélien de Sofinoy is the machinist leaning on the railing;

and Marielle de Dzemael is the reaper perched on the railing.

Their opinions re: can Estinien be saved are below the cut :>

(Big thank you to Azia, whose gpose tips + knowledge helped make this possible! ❤️)

Alphinaud and O'ravi, of course, will stop at nothing to save their friend, no matter the risks or how slim the odds of success; there's been too much loss lately, too many lives sacrificed for the cause. Moenbryda, Haurchefant, Ysayle, Minfilia- they've had enough of it. No more. They'll save Estinien or die trying.

But many of the others have reservations. Not knowing when or where Nidhogg will strike next, and with no way to know how much longer Estinien's soul will survive- the fact that his soul has survived at all was a surprise to Krile and Y'shtola, and they don't seem to believe that there's any way to save him. But the whole thing is uncharted territory. Ascian possession is a pretty well-known phenomenon, but I daresay this is the first time a dead member of the First Brood has possessed anyone! Merethe is lost in thought pondering how it works and what the differences are between Ascian possession and great wyrm possession.

Emrys and Rian want to try to save him, at least, but they're afraid of what could go wrong, especially since the city is a horrible battleground with the potential for astronomical collateral damage. How much are they willing to risk or sacrifice for just a chance at saving one man? Is the possible survival of one man worth the deaths of a dozen others? Two dozen, more? That is what Rian struggles with. He wants nothing more than to draw the line in the sand, as O'ravi and Alphinaud did - no more loss, no more sacrifice, to hells with the cause and to hells with duty - but...he cannot, in good conscience, do so. Not when there's no guarantee that Alphinaud's plan to tear off the Eyes will even work.

Aurélien, too, has been counting the cost. He's seen the destruction wrought by the Horde firsthand, he's lost track of how many times he's run to whatever part of the city got the worst of it to help the survivors. And while he doesn't want Estinien dead, he believes that the price of his possible salvation will be too high. No, he believes to even attempt to save him would be unwise.

Aymeric has already proven his willingness to kill Estinien if it comes down to it. His oath to protect Ishgard comes before all else: his life, or the life of his dearest friend included. He doesn't dare to hope for Estinien's salvation. Neither does Marielle. The odds of success are so low, she believes they should simply kill Estinien and be done with it. She won't admit how something in her heart breaks at the thought, however.

Félicienne is among the cynics. She's known Estinien for a long time, but she is a dragoon as well, and she will not hesitate to deal the killing blow if the situation gets out of control. And unlike Aymeric, she could live with that (though she would go to her grave wishing it hadn't been necessary).

Ysera is also a dragoon, she even shared the title of Azure Dragoon with Estinien for a time, but...if it comes down to it, can she kill him? Is she prepared to kill him to fulfill the promise she made to defend Ishgard? Knowing it's what he'd want her to do doesn't change the facts, which are: the answer is likely no.

Asha isn't certain what to make of all this. There's too much they don't know, too many variables and factors at play. Quite frankly, she'd prefer to hunt Nidhogg down and confront him much like they did the first time, but he's proven to be more elusive than anticipated. And if they did set out to hunt him together, it would mean leaving Aymeric and the Temple Knights to defend the city unaided should Nidhogg or his Horde attack while they were away. The lack of an easy answer frustrates her. Additionally, she's monitoring everyone's emotional states and trying to prevent the tension in the air from escalating. Many of the group are hiding their true feelings, and this has not escaped her notice.

#yes this was the first thing i did with my new crime tool yes i am absolutely insane #i hope the color + bold on the character names isn't too much. i just did it bc my brain was turning to mush without it fshfksjdks #but yeah no this has been rolling around my brain since i finished that cutscene with shtola and krile where they explain the situation #and writing has been kicking my ass lately so i needed an alternate way to get the brain worms out #so gpose it was! #and yes i have many ff14 ocs and like a third of them are ishgardian. i can't help it i love that wreck of a city kjdghldfkjh #marielle's rian's and emrys's poses are the first ive ever done from scratch #and im quite pleased with how they turned out!! #now for the flood of organizational tags #emrys of the darkened steel #ysera rowan #o'ravi soltholia #rian ashbrooke #asha alaqa sagahl #merethe de sofinoy #aurélien de sofinoy #félicienne greystone #marielle de dzemael #aymeric de borel #alphinaud leveilleur #....should i throw this in estinien's tag even tho he technically isnt there? idk. idk anything #heavensward spoilers #ffxiv #gpose #rogue's ffxiv companion ocs #i have a dzemael oc and a durendaire oc now i need a fortemps and a haillenarte

[ughscara]

i ascended into heaven

#( ❀ ) ── standby. #idol kuni !! 🖤🖤 #i would have had the energy to scream in the tags but not today unfortunately i have worms rotting in my brain and writing to do #.. plot twist; i /will/ scream in the tags #OH MY GOD HE'S LITERALLY SO PERFECT #AND HERE I THOUGHT SPY KUNI WAS ENOUGH NOW THIS ?? I AM GOING INSANE #god the chokehold he'd have over me if he had a promotional artwork for teyvat turboflux ......... save me racer kuni oh lords #im having idol kuni brainrot now when i fucking shouldn't but that's the price of having an active imagination ( and he made it worse /lh ) #imagine him guiding you backstage after a performance‚ absolutely spent and desires nothing but being in your presence ... #... dreamy sigh. excuse him if he goes a bit overboard tho‚ he missed you an incredible lot is all 🤭 #OH and even the fun sounding concept that is being his manager!! ah so many ideas .. so much potential .. #i am so going to write for idol kuni someday this month im sorry the brainrot is too strong for me to handle #( side note: i am not sorry at all ^-^ )

[todayisafridaynight]

this might not make sense. but i feel like after moving to america masato’s dramatic ass would start thinking of Daigo as Right Person Wrong Time & like he’d make Daigo the embodiment of his “sordid” youth & how he’s Outgrown smudged eyeliner and drunken bathroom hookups. so he Becomes Ryo Aoki and returns to Japan & sees chairman Daigo with his slicked back hair & pressed suit & pleasant smiles, the same image that Ryo Aoki wears, but different, somehow. Daigo still has his familiar stubble & his dark eyes, Shitty 20-something Daigo is still there in Chairman Daigo. somehow, Daigo managed to change, managed to be this better, fuller, realer person without killing off his former self. while Ryo Aoki changed his name, burned his bridges, went under the knife and became an entirely new being. I think it’d infuriate Masato, it’d drive him mad, out of jealousy and superiority. How stupid of Daigo to keep his past so close to his chest. How lucky of Daigo to be able to transform without having to shoot his past between the eyes.

Meanwhile Daigo is just like 🧍‍♂️ nice glasses nerd.

(Sorry if this is incoherent)

anon i cant stress how much im eating this and seasoning it and putting it in every soup and dish i make i am injecting this straight into my bloodstream and i'm turning this into a pill so i can take it every day oh my god

#fave #spoilers #y7 spoilers #masadai #snap chats #aoki really out here with the daily planet aesthetic tho.... ok clark kent... #but yeah anon. anon this is doing things to my brain. the worms are FEASTING tonight oh my god. #i cant gift basket you a year's supply of tirimasu when you're on anon jesus christ i feel like gabriel just threw this through my window #eguhUHHHUH daigo being able to change but still retain who he is while aoki had to start from scratch.. #tbf his dumbass was responsible for that but still... my god he'd be so angry... furious... jealous even #more reasons to want to demolish the tojo: he wants to take everything daigo's built up for himself and the yakuza #he wants to take that life away and to make daigo feel the pressure of having to start life over #too bad daigo was already planning that.. aoki cant even get that satisfaction #girl im going insane !!! oh my god !!!!! #JUST A SLAP IN THE FACE one of few things to remind aoki of his past life and dude's thriving #dude's basically his adversary- absolutely his number one target #his pursuit for political power's been nothing but personal but this especially feels like it'd be closing the chapter on his old life #and Again. aoki can't even have that totally on his terms he doesn't get the joy of watching daigo panic and crumble #he gets to move on to his ventures as he planned and now all he can do is seethe #brb dying. readmitting myself to the hospital i wasn't left to cook in there long enough im still ill

[myketheartista]

CW for blood and non-canon character death/nightmares

Today marks a year since I did this animatic revolving around Aiah’s fears and concerns about Polor’s well-being as well as her own nightmares since the events on Buttoncraft have made her feel a bit paranoid about herself and her neighbors. I remember speedrunning this in a day or so after I initially heard the song, and I kinda lost any sense of my surroundings LMAO but I was really happy with it back then and I still am now even though there are definitely some things I wish I had/could polish up when I first made it (canvas sizing, anatomy). Regardless, I know this song still pains me /affectionate every time I listen to it,, these two really do give me brain worms =w=

Polor (green) belongs to @artistic-fuss and Aiah (purple) belongs to me, of course! The split second of PATC-H (blue) belongs to @shepscapades (our blorbo robot <3)

Song is FEEL SOMETHIN DIFFERENT by Bea Miller, Aminé

#enthusiasm at its best #oc #original character #buttoncraft #aiah #polor #PATC-H #animatic #my besties my babies my scrungly worms i love them so much #i was cracked for making this in the time span that i did but it was super fun tbh #i would love to do more button animatics but thats a very long list that requires a buttload of time #not to mention all the backstory aiah animatics i wanna do im crazy! :D #anyways josh if u read my tags i love u and ur boy gives me so much life hes my absolute favorite #originally i had just screen recorded and adjusted my layers to the music but since the anniversary was comin up and i have movie maker #i put it back in and edited it so the quality might not be so bad as it was before #this is still a quick little thing so i didnt put too much thought into editing but huzzah it is thrown into the world now #ALSO MOVIE MAKER IS PICKY AND DOESNT LIKE TO RESPOND TO MY EDITING !!!!! DEATH TO U!!! so if some things are out of sync i did not do that #i prommy i have some sense in my brain

[bouicreature]

thoughts on dragon age absolution (spoilers ahead):

-qwyndion, roland, locklan, and miriam are all precious and i love them so fucking much. i want to give them all the hug that they so desperately need.

-i hope we get to see a little more focus on qwyndion, locklan and roland in the future. once they save the world they all deserve a fucking peaceful vacation. especially miriam, maker's breath. 😭

-"maker's tits" - qwyndion

-i love roland and locklan's chemistry theyre so fucking cute.

-the way hira sells miriam back to her fucking slave master?! she deserves nothing short of a painful death.

-the way that they wrote rezaren is so so disgustingly good. the entitlement, the smarmy confidence, the unfettered ambition, the disregard for human life. the way he couldnt understand that just bc he labelled neb and miriam as family didnt disregard the position of power and control he had over them. the way he flipped the script when his "kindness" was rejected clearly seen through. the way he disregarded everything miriam did with her freedom. yeah grade a villain, he sucks, thank you, i hate him.

-it was incredibly satisfying to watch neb outright ignore that fucker and get some final words with miriam.

-the circulum is an ouroboros. i wonder if that has any meaning outside of the symbolism of the cycle of abuse.

-whats gonna happen with tassia?? i think that a redemption arc is a possibility, although i kind of think it would be more interesting if they went full villain with her, let her faith in systems and institutions, and her blind rage lead her to do more and more challenging things to her moral compass while on the path to destroy the circulum, no matter the collateral damge. not to mention how messy the chain of command could get with how hira claims theres templars in tevinter already being corrupted by the crimson knight!! but i think its far more likely that theyll go down the route of "enemy of my enemy is my ally" having her eventually team up with team miriam to destroy the circulum. i guess its not out of the question that we get a little bit of the villain arc > redemption??

-meredith is "alive". we've seen something similar to this happen with red lyrium before. but damn, lemme tell you her voice actor is so damn impactful. like, i had to google merediths name bc i couldnt remember it, but i recognized that voice immediately conjured an image meredith in my head as she spoke. thats some damn good acting.

anyways, im absolutely feral for more immediately right now pls.

#im gonna replay dragon age origins for the millionth time over this show smh #the way im gonna have brain worms over this #dragon age absolution spoilers #dragon age #dragon age absolution #blorbo posting

[the-silver-ruin-daily]

protege (marionette)

#shoal #scholar #yulie autumnhelm #the silver ruin #krell #art #dnd art #dnd 5e #wizard #dnd wizard #lich #dnd lich #sorry for all the yulie-related art folks im workin through my backlog #i had BRAIN WORMS for like 3 weeks (and i'll have them again) #im absolutely fascinated by yulie and shoals relationship #shoal has always wanted to talk to yulie since she heard about her from alvec #(shoal is alvec's apprentice) #and their whole situation right now is like #the perfect opportunity for shoal to ask her all the questions shes always had #EXCEPT the immediate closeness of abduction via resurrection is alienating #and also yulie is making shoal make the (in meta terms) dungeon through which the rescue team is going to be having to go through in order #to get to the rest of the silver ruin #who better to thwart the silver ruin's reserves than a young wizard who is very clever and pays close attention to the people she loves #especially alvec #who knows all of yulie's old tricks #:) hello its tragic! #so shoal doesnt really like yulie very much BUT she also craves yulie's approval #its a whole thing #shoal was alvec's apprentice now she's in some ways yulie's protege #lol yulie gave her a new spellbook and it has clone in it

[floralovebot]

just got done studying now to reward myself with Blorbo Brain Time

#HELIA MY BELOVED #actually rn im thinking about aisha :) #ive been doing my monthly rewatch and s3 gives me so many aisha brain worms i just love her so much #just thinking about bloom and aisha being parallels <3 #ik we all love solar.flare BUT have you considered firewave <333 #also im sorry but im kind of obsessed with aisha/helia rn !! ik its a sin against florelia nation !! but i cant stop !! #i #like do i think they would be the Best couple? no. do i think theyre both hot and would be obsessed with each other? yes. #its so funny to me cause youd think they wouldnt work based on that s2 scene yknow the one! #and while nabu and helia have the fair share of differences and are absolutely not the same character #i think her falling for nabu is pretty telling! she likes guys that can keep up with her and have the same interests as her !! #and again while i dont think theyre the best wi.nx/specialist couple i DO think it could work if they both liked each other #anyway thinking about aishlia comic panel again whats fucking new

[nerice]

me: yeah im ok with having slashed the faye/raiu content in the main book also me: trying to keep normal brain function while rewatching the mkm/dnj mind control snail feed scene for the 500th time in the op

#im gonna............... IM GONNA #faye is so good at manipulating children maybe she SHOULD get to do that two books in a row i dont care #god it is. IT IS SO. #I HAVE THINGS TO SAY THAT I CANNOT SAY #BUT IT IS ****SO****** #shadowblogging #like genuinely that cute little subplot of raiu being too trusting of well meaning adults ('well-meaning') bc all he knows is sky... #it is absolutely not the same situation as belles bc belle knows faye is a dangerous player she just thinks she can handle her (she cant) #raiu just thinks hey im glad i met this helpful person :) #gbghhb i also had a brainwormed subplot for a sec once where faye joins them btwn resilience+forest arc #but genuinely needing to constellate a grp scene that involves faye/cait/avery like ok just give me the gun ill do it myself #im not solving this problem now i am infact trudging thru todays thesis work rn i shouldnt even be here #BUT BRAIN WORMED. .........................

[solacedeer]

fuck i don’t want to go to college but if i take a gap year i have to deal with my parents but also i don’t want to call the school and submit the transcript its too much work, and applying for these jobs is making me want to rip my hair out why can’t something just kill me so i don’t have to do things 😭

#this is way way way way way worse then high school your high schools must have sucked if this is better then high school for you #‘im too lazy for life’ except i mean that literally i genuinely am too lazy for this and im not doing it #where did rfk get that brain worm. where’d he put the one he had? Can i have it? #and its like ‘stop feeling sorry for yourself’ if you truly are so disgusted by my self pitying come and shoot me or bite your tongue. #That is my metric of disgust. #anything less is invalid when it comes to me anything less is just talk #speakst of nothing speakst of absolutely fucking nothing maybe i already have a worm i hope it eats something vital

[the-kipsabian]

might fuck around and start another long multiparter fic

oh boy

#yeah definitely starting another long project tonights brain worms were too huge #some good old slow burn enemies to tag partners to lovers orangekip lmao #i dont know when or for how long or if it will ever actually be finished or even come out #but i have plans #i just dont enjoy specifically posting long fics cause my motivation dies at some point always at the lack of interaction #even more so with this ship but. im trying #this is for me and like one other person if nothing else #just. a heads up. idk. felt like posting #going to bed and then probably returning to my surprisingly comforting obscurity bye #night is an absolute mess on main

[dishsaop]

i like Raphael bg3 but unfortunately i dont think its for the same reasons anyone else does. he swoops in so fucking confident like "hello my baby mice (/derogatory) you wish you could kill me. you fucking wish. anyway sell me your soul or die in an unsexy tentacle explosion."

and then he sort of follows you around for like 3 acts. all quiet. spying on u. hoping youll call him. waiting by the phone. and then when you finally do run into him hes like "haha so, you miserable worms (/derogatory), have you considered i can save you and i have this really cool donkey kong hammer you want? sell me this insanely OP crown and ill give it to you. please. haha it isnt like i need you or anything, baka."

and then you break into raphaels house. hes cucked bc his girl Hope wont get with him, and she looks at you for 2 seconds and decides youre it instead. you run into his sidepiece, who is literally just a horny mirror of himself, and you can either kill or fuck the horny mirror of himself. the pathetic horny mirror of himself will absolutely tell you raphael is shit at sex. you lie to raphaels librarian, kill all his guys, rob his house, break out his girl, steal his head henchman to your side, and then fucking kill him. youre like, four sadboy adventurers with worms in your brains and you were level one like two weeks ago, and you straight up obliterate raphael and leave his house to his angry girlfriend in the will. you steal his fucking diaries. and you dont even die in an unsexy tentacle explosion.

raphael is trying so hard to be cool and hes absolutely not. he sings his little song and stalks around the shadows, but hes so uncool i think im a little obsessed actually.

#'DOWN COMES THE CLAW' babyboy did you think that sounded impressive. thats adorable #m text #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #raphael #raphael the cambion #i am so brave for putting this in the main tags. i hope u all understand this is not said out of hatred but love