Why Lolorito despite being a Ruthless Ammoral Capitalist is actually still a better person than a modern day CEO.
He actually pays those under his employ fairly well from what I can gather considering the kind of loyalty they seem to have for Lolorito. Money is a powerful motivator.
The thing Lolorito cares about above his own wealth, is Ul鈥檇ah.
He still has standards as to what he will and will not do for profit.
What does a Modern CEO care about more than profit? Their own Wallet, to the detriment of everyone around them so long as they have fat stacks of cash.
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"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here
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Lolololol fuck my life for real
Vent post
Vets were too lazy to put anything on my cat to stop her from ripping up her stitches after her spay, my mom is mad at the cat for hiding under the bed when we need to take her back to the vet to get her stitches repaired, my dad wants to play dnd today, I have a gynecologist appt in a half hour, my brother refuses to drive to the vet without having taken a shower (even though it's my dad who is taking the cat in and he's just sitting in the car), I haven't eaten a single thing today, I haven't gotten hardly any sleep because my dreams are exhaustingly vivid and disturbing, and to top it all off the chemicals in my stupid lizard brain are making me full of self-loathing and trying to convince me that all my friends are 3 seconds from getting sick of me, I'm literally on the verge of tears
Not sad tears, rage tears
And I have appointments every single day this week and one of them I didn't write the time down for some reason so I have not the slightest clue when that appt is
I'm boutta McFucken Lose It y'all 馃檪
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....AND WE STILL NEED TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING if it doesn't get done today it won't happen until Saturday and I'll have nothing to eat until then. AUGH
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Most Punchable Job Trainer (Healer)
Honorable mention to Jannequinard de Durendaire, who is not an Astrologian trainer in any sense of the word but is, in your humble pollrunner's opinion, pretty punchable.
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dogcoded characters where they're loyal because everything else has been taken from them and they're desperately clinging onto any sense of purpose or meaning they can grasp. dogcoded because they're willingly made into a pet doing tricks for the ones that own them and they're aware of it all and embrace it. dogcoded where they could be sent to the shelter at any time but feels like they never will, because they're a big strong dog who attacks just right, hurts the right people, and doesn't recoil when they're pet or punished. dogcoded where they obey because if they don't the world is dark and cold and empty. dogcoded where they're trained to move on command, to sniff out downfalls and cracks in strength and manipulate them with their nails, all for the ones they heel to. when will i stop talking
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ok poll time because apparently im weird and i eat dinner way later than other people
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the theme for this week's raid night is HW glams (bc we're running Singularity Reactor Unreal) so I finally get to take this glam for a spin!! baby O'ravi in her edgelord era 馃枻鉁笍
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