#BAJAJAJA

[latinotiktok]

A mi mus padres ya me habían enseñado como se hacían los bebes desde muy pequeña. Mi familia era muy abierta con eso.

Tanto asi que en una vacaciones en familia, mis padres se fueron a tomar fotos en unas rocas y yo me quede con mi tia después de haber a nadar. Yo le pregunto dónde estan mis papas y mi tia la muy graciosita viene y me dice " se fueron a hacerte un hermanito en el mar (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)"

Y yo con 10 años, ya sabiendo el proceso vengo y digo "y que pasa si se escapa un espermatozoide en el oceano <:o???" Yo preocupada por los espermatozoides, no valla hacer que se pierdan, o que les caiga mal la sal mar, o que sea comido por un pescado, o termine preñando a otra señora que este nadando por ahí (diooooosss, que asco mi imaginación de pequeña)

Luego mi tia viene y se caga de la risa y me dice " BAJAJAJA VAS A TENER UN HERMANITO SIRENO 🤣🤣🤣"

Y yo luego con mucho mas panico con la posibilidad de un hibrido humano pez y tenga parte de mi ADN

Suena a posible trama para una creepypasta

#asklatinotiktok

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Hey loves!

This summer I would like to start writing a marauders fanfic (I will try), not just the marauders like I want to explore in the Valkyries (the girls and also the loves of my life<3) and the Slytherin Skittles.

I don't have like a big concept, I just have some ideas writed down and I pray to put them all in the same fanfic. I think it will be a muggle AU tho.

So, here's the part where I need ur help my loves. I started writing down all my headcanons and searching some, but they're some characters that I can't figure out like I don't know a lot about them and I want to do it right.

So I give you here a list of things that will help me<3

- Your headcanons

- Fanfics that u think portray them ✨✨

- Fanart

- Your cast of the characters

- Posts of Tumblr that u think will help me

- Othersss

So, I really need help about:

- Mary

- Peter

- Marlene

- Dorcas

- Barty

- Evan

- Xeno

But every little thing about whoever will be appreciated<3

Thanks for staying:D

Alsoalso u want to hear more about the project??? Ships?? My headcanons? Let me know sweetheart<3

Have a gayday:)

*u don't understand how much I need help BAJAJAJA I'm like in crisis idk where to search or what u love more to see😭😭

** English is not my first language so I will try to write this fanfic as a challenge for myself but also bc I want more people to enjoy it<3

#i need help #that happens when you put dorcas meadowes and everything u see is about everyone but them #can u please help meee?? #also whatever u have u can tell me I love to listen about it #English is not my first language so its going to be a challenge but yeah #marauders era #mary macdonald #dorcas my beloved #dorcas meadowes #lily evans #lily flower #lily the loml #marls #marlene mckinnon #marls give me ur gender #regulus black #barty crouch junior #barty my crazy and lovely slutherin #sorry #evan my beloved #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #this is gonna be crazy #thanks for staying #love u

[thee-battle-nexus-champion]

I absolutely love the idea of Yellow Guy and Charged Yellow Guy being twins so I present to you my HC's I vaguely have:

• Yellow guys name is Manny and Charged Yellow Guy is David (original I know)

— Duck has definitely gotten them mixxed up despite the fact they have completely different haircuts and styles and personalities-

• Manny is slightly taller, and indeed gloats about it any chance he gets (true sibling behavior)

• David has reading glasses, and Manny tries to wear them all the time

• They have autism (it's cannon they told me themselves)

— Manny flaps his hands, and does the bouncy knee thing (IF YK YK). He also says lines from his favorite shows as stims, lots more he does this the most

— David tightens and untightens his hands/does grabby hands, and flappy hands. He counts to his favorite number and rocks, also lots more but these are his main stims 😌

— Manny won't eat anything if he knows it's canned and David won't eat things with a certain soggy consistency

—David will stare into your SOUL, and Manny will look anywhere but your eyes except every few minutes

• Manny has dyslexia, and asks David to read to him

• David's favorite number is 8 and Manny's is -3 (totally not projecting)

•David's favorite color is blue and green, and Manny's is green and red (hence why I draw them in the twinsies outfits just different colors-)

• Manny eats used to eat glue and David has definitely eaten leaves before

I HAVE MORE BUT THESE ARE JUST MY FAVORITE BAJAJAJA

My two recent drawings of David/Charged Yellow Guy 😌🩷

#smart yellow guy #manny dhmis #dhmis yellow guy #david dhmis #dhmis #dhmis hcs #dhmis fandom #totally not 100% projecting #not at all exactly what autistic things i do #except the dyslexia thing i don't have that

[onsunnyside]

BESTIE I JUST READ MELTING

Slayed YOU SLAYED I CANT FUCKING WAIT BAJAJAJA

I love their dynamic way too much. Give me more her distracted as she plays with his ring and spilling all her thoughts PLEASEEEEE

💟

AHH THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥰 I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT BESTIE

#fic ask #melting ask

[foxpostingalpha-tba]

I’m bout to go down to Taco Bell and get me a bajajaja blast

#ic

[louisxleprince]

just being a reckless bean don’t mind me

#i just posted something i probably shouldn’t have on my main insta bajajaja #we’ll see how it goes #louis screams into the void

[this-is-ally-and-im-confused]

I got a baja blast but what about Erik asking u if u want one while he’s at Taco Bell LMFIUHHU

Omg I love that this is part of my blog now 😂😂

*Leave a message!*

Hey babe, I’m at Taco Bell. Do you want a bajaja blast?

Fuck it, I'm getting us Baja Blasts. Did you know that scientists are saying Baja Blasts can reduce your fertility? Not that I'm trying to use Baja Blasts as birth control, that is something that Bordy would do.

Anywas, I cat wait to see you. Be there with your #3 combo and a Bajajaja Blast.

Love you, byeeeeee

p.s take a shot every time I saw Baja Blast! Wait no, alcohol poisoning. Lmao byeee

#ally’s goalie appreciation night #ally’s theme night #send in requests #umich blurb #ally writes

[fanficsrusz]

♡Heeey♡ could you recommend any keanu [or john wick or johny utah etc etc] thigh riding // fingering fics✨? Maybe someone could help me out [to feed my kinks bajajaja!]

I honestly can't think of any and that makes me so angry because thigh riding is just *chefs kisses*. Maybe someone else knows some 😭

#Ask

[tomyfriendsx]

To Emiliano:

Hola pendejo idiota, BAJAJAJA AVEDA es para no perder la costumbre porque una vez más me voy a poner todo joto para ti, ¿cómo empiezo? Eres lo más bonito de mi vida, nunca pensé tener una amistad como la tuya, que me cuida, me anima, apoya y sobre todas las cosas me quieres. Este no es el primer año que pasamos juntos, en realidad es como el cuarto, si no recuerdo mal pero igual no quería dejar pasar la oportunidad de recordarte cuanto te amo. Gracias por estar ahí para mi siempre, tú me conociste incluso en mis peores momentos y permaneciste a mi lado, me conoces tanto y es por eso que no me da miedo ser tal y como soy contigo porque sé que de igual forma me vas a amar. Gracias por soportarme así como soy, todo tóxico y rarito, por soportar todas mis bromas aunque casi te infartes en cada una de ellas, gracias por tu amistad, por tu cariño y por regalarme un año más de tu vida. El amor que siento por ti neta es increíble, te protegería de todo y de todos si fuese necesario, haría cualquier cosa con tal de verte bien siempre porque las personas como tú merecen únicamente todo lo bueno del mundo. Feliz Año Nuevo puta, a ver si este año ya vienes a mi rancho a conocerme, te amo te amo, no me dejes nunca, ojalá pasar más años a tu lado.

[namjachingujuseyo]

연희

@yunhee-chan Ugh we need a daaaaaaayyyyyyyy 여자 we needs to play CATCH UP bajajaja Girl I needs ta fill ya in on teh gossip I've been experiencing bajaja Also, I sent you a request on fb, it's a book a co-worker is writting and I know you're a bookworm like moi so I was hoping you could support :> 친한 친구 사랑하고 보고 싶엉~~~~ ✌😄

[kidsviral-blog]

16 Hilarious Rotties That Will Help You Abandon Those Stereotypes Forever

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16 Hilarious Rotties That Will Help You Abandon Those Stereotypes Forever

When I was a kid, I knew a rottweiler. She was huge, her paws were the size of my face, and her name was Princess. And she was, in fact, a princess. Instead of snarling at passersby, she was much more interested in lounging around on the back porch and wondering why no one was rubbing her belly. She didn’t rule the roost with an iron fist. Instead, she sashayed around in her sparkly pink collar looking for a little TLC.

Like pit bulls, however, rotties are pretty misunderstood. While it’s important to do some research before bringing a dog into your home, the fact of the matter is that individual dogs have different personalities. But if you’re still not convinced that most rotties are just big softies looking for love, here’s some proof.

1. This has “menace” written all over it.

2. Just look at this savagery!

3. Only true threats to society become BFFs with little chickens. It’s science.

Imgur / foolishrascal

4. Nothing says “I’m a beast” quite like getting pushed around by a cat.

5. They are THE WORST on car rides.

Imgur / foolishrascal

6. And rotties definitely don’t play well with others.

7. You totally shouldn’t let them near your kids…

Imgur / AriBerri55

8. …like, ever.

Imgur / AriBerri55

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9. And cats? Forget it. Rotties will love them to death like the monsters they really are.

10. See? HORRIBLE. He is seriously hugging the life out of that kitty.

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Can’t tell if the cat is enjoying this or not. 󾌴 JukinVideo

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11. Look at her just not attacking that husky at all. Typical.

Imgur / h0n3yB

12. They’re terrible because they’re notorious heart thieves.

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13. He’s just waiting to strike.

Imgur / bajajaja

14. Never in my life have I been confronted with so much evil.

15. Ugh. Look at those two being vicious and staring off into the sunset.

Reddit / gobebrave

16. If terror had a mascot, this would be it.

Reddit / Bob_Sacamano_

See? These big lugs are just looking for love. There are so many rottweilers battling stereotypes and wishing for forever homes, so if you’re planning on adopting a large dog in the near future, why not learn a little bit more about rottie adoption? Save a life and gain a best friend in the process!

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/adorable-rotties/

#bad-dogs #dog-videos #funny-pets #hilarious-dogs #kids-and-dogs #life #madeline-distasio #misunderstanding #pet-adoption #puppy-fun #puppy-videos #rottweiler #rottweilers