#Asks i guess

[gynii]

I voted for you on instinct before I realized you were bribing voters ehe,,

Could I request a lil dsmp c!niki? :’)

ty for your vote o7 in exchange you get like, two dsmp nikis :D

#campaign bribes #asks i guess #tyrannicalterror #niki nihachu #nihachu fanart #mcyt #gynii art #god cniki was so good i love her so much #she was and still is an absolute fave

[everydisease]

hi gayboy, the spirit from my amulet is being abnormal about you in my head

LATE REPLY I’m sorry 💚 also, good. Tell her thanks

#xoxo #worldendercharles #asks i guess

[sniper-childe]

I regret to inform you that you are the #3 loser of the angst lottery.

Something something secrecy

Your angst for today is-

One of Childe’s motivations is protecting his family. He wants to protect childhood dreams since his were taken from him. He would drop everything to protect his family.

But his babying of Teucer led to his own inevitable downfall.

Teucer always admired his big brother and thought he was the strongest. He wanted to be cool like his brother and protect his family too.

So he followed Childe one day secretly. This was during the war with Celestia and the Abyss that I totally didn't just make up.

The traveler and their allies are holding their own pretty well, but one of the creatures notices Teucer standing my himself and attacks him. He screams.

Childe panics and activates his foul legacy to save him, but it's too late. He lands to see Teucer bleeding out on the snow. He promises that he'll save him and Teucer responds with I know, big brother. I trust you.”

Childe loses control and destroys everything around him. When he comes back to himself, he finds Teucer dying in his arms.

It utterly destroys him and allows the abyss inside him to take control.

Begin herrscher Childe arc.

:)

oh anon i've long since accepted that Teucer is probably going to die for Childe angst so you can't hurt me HAHAHAHA

and i'm going to pull a reverse uno and want you to consider this:

it's probably going to happen by his own hands and then he offs himself :D

if you're interested, here's the outline of the essay i was supposed to write about this theory that has been sitting on my docs since Oct last year LOL

#i NEED hershey/archon childe so bad hnggg pls hyv #genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #genshin ajax #genshin teucer #teucer #genshin theory #genshin fanfic #? i mean anon gave a semi fic so-- #genshin impact theory #i think i know who u are but I'm just not gonna say anything bc i might get it wrong hahahsjfksghks #asks i guess

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

#med mumbles #im mad actually what kind of UI is this #top post #I guess 😭😭💀💀💀 #edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site #also #it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password #yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!! #look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass

[deep-space-netwerk]

So Venus is my favorite planet in the solar system - everything about it is just so weird.

It has this extraordinarily dense atmosphere that by all accounts shouldn't exist - Venus is close enough to the sun (and therefore hot enough) that the atmosphere should have literally evaporated away, just like Mercury's. We think Earth manages to keep its atmosphere by virtue of our magnetic field, but Venus doesn't even have that going for it. While Venus is probably volcanically active, it definitely doesn't have an internal magnetic dynamo, so whatever form of volcanism it has going on is very different from ours. And, it spins backwards! For some reason!!

But, for as many mysteries as Venus has, the United States really hasn't spent much time investigating it. The Soviet Union, on the other hand, sent no less than 16 probes to Venus between 1961 and 1984 as part of the Venera program - most of them looked like this!

The Soviet Union had a very different approach to space than the United States. NASA missions are typically extremely risk averse, and the spacecraft we launch are generally very expensive one-offs that have only one chance to succeed or fail.

It's lead to some really amazing science, but to put it into perspective, the Mars Opportunity rover only had to survive on Mars for 90 days for the mission to be declared a complete success. That thing lasted 15 years. I love the Opportunity rover as much as any self-respecting NASA engineer, but how much extra time and money did we spend that we didn't technically "need" to for it to last 60x longer than required?

Anyway, all to say, the Soviet Union took a more incremental approach, where failures were far less devastating. The Venera 9 through 14 probes were designed to land on the surface of Venus, and survive long enough to take a picture with two cameras - not an easy task, but a fairly straightforward goal compared to NASA standards. They had…mixed results.

Venera 9 managed to take a picture with one camera, but the other one's lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 10 also managed to take a picture with one camera, but again the other lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 11 took no pictures - neither lens cap deployed this time.

Venera 12 also took no pictures - because again, neither lens cap deployed.

Lotta problems with lens caps.

For Venera 13 and 14, in addition to the cameras they sent a device to sample the Venusian "soil". Upon landing, the arm was supposed to swing down and analyze the surface it touched - it was a simple mechanism that couldn't be re-deployed or adjusted after the first go.

This time, both lens caps FINALLY ejected perfectly, and we were treated to these marvelous, eerie pictures of the Venus landscape:

However, when the Venera 14 soil sampler arm deployed, instead of sampling the Venus surface, it managed to swing down and land perfectly on….an ejected lens cap.

#space #space history #venus #NASA #Venera #spost #I will talk all day about venus #ask me about venus floating sky cities #unpopular opinion venus > mars #this is probably my favorite space history story #the surface of venus is made of lens caps #don't try to tell me the universe doesn't have a sense of humor #well #I guess its more that people have a sense of humor and we happen to live in the universe

[carlyraejepsans]

When I was like 15 I dated this guy named Wes and we would roleplay Soriel so then when we broke up it made me have a vendetta against the ship for a few years. You made me like them again though so thanks. Also I'm a lesbian now.

#answered asks #killcount #I GUESS.

[astralpenguin]

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14 #who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first #and it was awful and the worst day of her life #so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it #but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN #like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this #but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist #nobody except for me #so i guess i have to do everything myself around here #el talks

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 2 :>

Ward just got a shapeshifter roommate ehehehehehhfjfjg~

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#marble sky #marble sky comic #Ward #Sculptor #the blurry voice Sculptor was talking with #i guess haha #Ward stop staring and ask their name I need to put it in the tags goddamn #Holly #their name is Holly haha

[aroacehanzawa]

americans and their "what do you most associate with [state]" polls well i'm glad they're having fun but i don't think i've ever thought of these states in my entire life. anyway europeans what do you most associate with the state of baden-württemberg

#first german state came to mind ok don't ask me #the black forest i guess

[gynii]

It doesn't show my vote but my tags are there, does that count? Because 👉👈 i miss your cTubbo.....

yeah that counts, here is your little guy in exchange ^_^

#asks i guess #illmamnim_spamming #campaign bribes #tubbo fanart #mcyt #gynii art #i also miss him

[everydisease]

hey ;) this you?

Holy shit I think it might be

#asks i guess #Hey rach 💚 #this is my Backstory. my lore

[sniper-childe]

Don't forget the sosej 🤣🤣

ofc we shouldn't forget about the sosej

#someone in the genshin team is having so much fun today #genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #asks i guess

[critterbitter]

What a weird eel dog! Wanted to draw emmet's starter. Inspired by the kind folks in my inbox, which I’ll be responding to down here

(more submas content? Check my masterpost!)

@holly-rose12 Ngl I'm gonna slow down on posting so I don't burn myself out, but yeah this hyperfixation's got a good grip on my soul. I STILL have so many ideas for the other members of the submas team, and I STILL really want to draw more Elesa too. Ah, the tunnels keep getting deeper...

@fortunatelykawaiitiger hehe me? committing crimes? noo. i would never.

@faestorian (drags you into the tunnels with me) I refuse to be the only one having brain rot

@nomorekneecapprivileges AAH THANK YOU! also JDSKLJFDSLK YOUR NAME- ((will draw sneasler at some point! The comics weren't meant to be linear but as you can tell, i'm awkwardly moving from tiny eel dog and angry candle shenanigans to teenage eel dog and sassy lamp shenanigans.))

@opossumonashelf YES HELLO I SEE YOU POP UP IN MY FEED ALL THE TIME THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE- but also yes!! eelektross my beloved.

@primordial-being EELEKTROSS IS SO SHAPE. No thoughts behind those eyes (just like me fr)

#art #eelektross #eelektrik #tynamo #pokemon #ask #mailbox #eel dog #i guess i can tag this submas becaues its emmet's starter but like #submas #anyways i love this goofy long eel that's basically all muscle and teeth and mucus and love #who doesn't want a slimy eel friend amirite

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 4 spoilers #stage in playful land #i hope this is legible whoops #anon i am sorry but you made the fatal mistake of asking me to talk about diasomnia #insert 'i just think they're neat' jpg #i do like the other characters a lot but they are definitely my favorites #they just hit a lot of my favorite things in characters i guess! #yes even you sebek even though you keep shrieking NINGEN at me #(it's okay he gets Character Development™ later) #and their dynamic! it's great! these guys frikking love each other SO much and they WILL have terrible terrible angst about it #ohoho delicious #give me all your emotional hangups baybeeeee #also somewhere in there i went from 'i like them all equally (but lilia is the most fun to draw)' #to 'lilia is absolutely my favorite (and still the most fun to draw) (EVEN MORE fun now thank you swishy ponytail!)' #(it was probably when his candy coating got a little scratched and whoops all the tragedy fell out) #(where's that 'get loved loser' post because i need to staple it to lilia's forehead) #i am extremely bad at putting things into words so please don't ask me to explain it any further #just know that the diafam is everything to me and if we don't get more episode 7 soon i'm going to crumble into dust and blow away #we'll be getting the crowleytimes on monday and maybe there will be. idk. some foreshadowing or something in his groovy #probably not but LOOK i'm desperate

[pookahbee]

orcylightning is a scammer. The real cat, Biscuit, has already been to a vet and the photograph doesn’t show a rash of any kind. Please look up pet donation scam in tumblr search, it should show posts that explain past scams and other blogs that used the same story. Please edit the reblog to say scam or delete it; I’d also suggest reporting the blog and finding a way to report the fraudulent PayPal account that’s impersonating the owner who doesn’t use tumblr.

Probably the wrong way to respond to this, but it has been bouncing around in my head for a bit.

I'm going to assume it was sent with the best intentions, but, this should have ended after the word "vet". It conveyed every bit of information that needed conveying. I know this is just the weird way my brain is wired, but the longer it went on, the less I wanted to do it.

It may not mean much, but I am sorry if this is legit just my neurodivergence nitpicking at yours.

#asks i guess #i don't know #my brain just wouldn't let go of this so here we are.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before… #I guess ​the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire #and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years #and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY #the only way to do the miscommunication trope right #hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out #zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end #the show is a romcom !! #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks