When casting a spell, stick your staff in the opponent’s mouth, then cast it. Works well with thunderwave, cause the person explodes.
Catapult bombs at people.
Build a rail gun
All barbarian party
All wizard party
All monk party, stun them
All Paladin Party, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
All rogue party. Steal whatever isn’t nailed down, then come back with a hammer and steal the nails.
Group casting
Wizard with a gun
All moon Druids, all Blink dogs, then all phase spiders
All Battlesmith artificers, have your steel defenders combine like Voltron
A non-tragic backstory
Dig a network of tunnels beneath the kingdom, this will help us later in establishing a pipeline infrastructure. The pipes will be filled with steam mephits.
artificer meets hunter when they’re almost dead. the mission is done. they just need to rest now. barely lucid, they struggle to hold on.
artificer is a mother at heart.
she takes care of this young, sickly, scrawny thing. makes a den warm and cozy, gets the best food she can, makes their final moments loving and peaceful. she holds their hand as they pass away.
You don’t have to change to fit other people’s preferences. You don’t have to change your appearance if you don’t want to, just because someone said you should. You don’t have to change your personality to match others’. You don’t have to change your locks after a break in, a shotgun does the trick. You don’t have to change your opinion because of peer pressure. The only things you do have to change are the batteries in the fucking smoke detector.
Because people don’t control your life. Because you are you. Because at the end of the day, you’re going in the oven at 435° F for 90 minutes whether you’ve changed or not.