#Anyways this is a call for help /j

[starheirxero]

JUST WATCHED THE NEWEST TSAMS EPISODE. Y’ALL BEST LEAVE THAT POOR BOY ALONEEE 😭 CAN’T A ROBOT HAVE A HOBBY……..

#xero says things #/SILLY BUT ALSO LIKE. #IDK. SMTH ABT IT ALSO KINDA RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY??? #sun being like ‘oh shit ur pure evil’ just made me like. /?????/ #i feel like sun suffers from a disease i used to have called ‘i can change anyone’s mind about something if they listen to me’ #so he built up this whole idea of him talking to bloodmoon #and bloodmoon slowly but surely being like ‘oughghh we didn’t know u wanted to Help us….. we’re sowwy’ or smth #and then sun didn’t ever consider that 1) his words aren’t enough. 2) bloodmoon may not care #and 3) his very existence and words are not enough to sway a person to an entirely new lifestyle #ANYWAYS. #every day smth happens that makes me clutch my au so close to my chest and weep a little LMAOSHAKD /j

[im-a-chunky-potato]

#OKAY OKAY SO ANYWAYS SOMEBODY CALLED MY WRITING BEAUTIFUL #AND LIKE 1. THAT WAS SUPER NICE OF THEM #AND 2. BEAUTIFUL? NOT JUST GOOD OR NICE BUT BEAUTIFUL #SORRY SORRY MY MIND IS NOT COMPREHENDING THIS RN #My ego was not made for this/j #But this is your reminder to interact with peoples stuff! You don't understand how much motivation and help it provides hehe

[diorysuss]

i couldn’t contain the silly

#murder drones #look it was satire. #but then idk if it is anymore. #yknow that one tweet that’d like “if you ship this unironically you’ll end up shipping it fr #happened with me I think #anyways extactly 12 people have context for this #very sorry to anyone who doesn’t #khan doorman #md teacher #we call him Lu in that server #and anamoly. yeah you. If you share this in the out of context channel so help me god #this might be /j #then again I’m writing their wedding so what do I know about /j

[citrinide]

On a soft stupid Sunset shipper note:

#every quiet down it's 'Cin talks about Wheatgel again' time #Finally having updated Wheatley's design from it's last phase is so relieving #becaue now both of them are at a place where im happy with the way they look #and and and. elements of their designs are direct references to each other and. #listen im gay. wheatgel propaganda persists even in the game where you can actively pursue either of them #secret wheatgel ending where you fail so miserably at rizzing them up during their shared event that they just date each other instead /j #i wouldnt be that cruel. (says the man with multiple endings where MC gets... discontinued we'll say <3) #anyway wheatley and nigel are my faves of their respective sets rn and i am sobbing im..im going to put them next to each other #this js me coping hours okay #no time for wheatgel when i have a game to work on. the woes of a single person dev team </3 #this isnt a cry for help btw im fine ive made more progress in the past couple months than i have during the past 5 years #... probably because 4/5 were an indefinite hiatus to focus on school and my mental health erm #and now im doing this kinda shit for a degree! woo! this will be my job or something maybe! #going to start tagging these with sunset.am #sunset.am #since i also call wheatgel Sunset and idk. in case someone wants to filter me ralking about my comfort ship out ig... #or stalk it and like every single one like a freak (affectionate) you choose. #i like talking about them. makes me happy idk.

[deeisace]

..

#so uh how bout that dom drop huh? gee it sure is smth #im fine now im good uh my sub - oh that's weird to say huh um but yeah he helped im good #but like whistles goddamn i wasn't expecting to cry today #but J helped and he's okay and im okay and we are looking after ourselves cs like. distance. #distance is good mostly cs i don't know if i could do any of this like. in person n stuff. but uh #idk i lost my train of thought im gonna go look in my fridge and eat something now #news just in: deeisace is actually called eddie and uhhhh not super ace aha #im good i have tea and my dressing gown and tv to watch #and my only plan today is laundry #like it's big new to me doing this being on this side of it y'know #anyway bye im gonna watch bbc hustle cs it makes me laugh

[girlwithfish]

2day was a lot i feel like im doing my best and i hope its ok but its also just work so wjo cares. and i feel bad when i mess up or dont lnow something but im new and they put me w an even newer girl w 15 2 yr olds it was not a good dau

#they eventuwlly moved the new girl nd put a diff teacher w me #i shouldnt have gone on lunch first ig (one goes on lunch then when they get back the other coteacher goes) #cuz the new girl was having a hard time w all the kids during naptime and by the tjme i got back nearly all were awake #and she had called for help😭 #it was too crazy and everyones belongings were everywhere bc every kids things had to be taken home bc of tje lice etc #and its hard keeping track of whose is whose and bc it was water day they had an extra change of clothes to change into #after tjey play in the water so its even more like chaos etc #Idk #Nd then some parents didnt bring in their kids sheets so some kids didnt have sheets and naptime was hell bc of it + we had 3 toddlers from #the younger classroom etc who were all pretty distraught at times #anyway they moved the new girl nd put a diff teacher w me and i felt kinda bad cuz like i couldnt handle the classroom by myself ig :/ nd #i was forgetting to log some stuff in the ipad cuz it was so chaotic i was constantly busy nd #sometimes the new coworker wasnt helping much etc #soo chaotic #but i did my best and i also took out the staff lounge trash even tho i didnt have to im employee of the month #nd i neber even go in the staff lounge or use the trash there but i lugged 3 heavy trash bags in the hot sun to the dumpster 👍 #cuz i was already taking my classroom trash out lol. why am i going so hard for a j*b #but yeah. tired. exhausted even

[boygirlctommy]

ok i have like. the very rough outline for this animatic.

#my post #ripposting #really just need rhe quotes now bcus i know what parts of the song are which fights #oh my god. im gonna have to animate combat. #*frantically pulls up sad.ist* GIRL HELP HOW DO I DRAW FIGHTING #<- uses them as a ref for like every animatic i do lol #i just realized actually. this wasnt intentional but i totally am amking a sa.dist-style animatic rn #its even set to a 2w.ei song ToT #but anyways im sosososo excited for this :DDD the first 48 seconds are just them arriving at the BLOCK #BUT their pirate oath from what binds us is playing. ooo can i do effects on the audio? bcus i kinda want it to be abit echo-ey.... #but yeah and then chip as tay is all like 'we need to get these pirates inside!!' and the guard goes 'did we ever get a name for this crew? #and then theres like this moment of silence. and thats where chips gonna go 'the r.iptide pirates :)' and then BOOM LOUD MUSIC #thats where they fight shrek. i dont remember what that monster was i always called that fight the shrek encounter. then the hall w that #pirate dude!! then the tundra!! oh big j... then its MEAT ROOM TIME!!! and then DESERT ROOM!!!!! at 2:02 is when they start attacking each #other in the desert room :3 then its the center with drey!!! and then theres a quieter slow part. thats where nfw goes. #the song actually ends there but i looped part of it so it gets loud again :3 thats where the running away happens!! and then as it fades #out again thats where theyre safe on the ship and jay screams at her dad even though hes too far away to hear it and shes all like 'IM GONN #BE THE BEST GODDAMN PIRATE YOUVE EVER SEEN!!' and chip goes 'i dont doubt it sureshot :]' CRIESSS anyways then very quietly as the audio al #fades out gill goes 'im glad you got to shoot me' and jay goes 'me too lol' and that is where we end the animatic 👍 #its like 4 1/2 minutes long pray for me guys

[the-insomniac-emporium]

(sarcastically) man I love how tumblr's tags work, especially when a tag gets cluttered with posts that aren't /actually/ tagged with the thing. end sarcasm.

I didn't word that well. anyway, idk if this is more prominent on mobile (I don't think my app is up to date either? maybe??) or if I'm missing something

but it's getting really annoying to browse the Vi x reader tag, because for some reason Tumblr seems to think that posts about Scr//eam V///I (aka the most recent film in an iconic horror franchise) belong there, as long as the word 'reader' is also in the tag.

no hard feelings to anyone posting about the movie or writing x reader fics for it, I don't blame y'all for tumblr's weird tag mechanics. just not what I'm looking for, ya know? I wouldn't be surprised if tumblr was also putting Vi x reader posts into the scre//am v//i x reader tag.

#hopefully adding the slashes to this will help keep it out of their tag #heh. slashes. and it's a movie with a slasher. #hehhehhehhehheh #anyway if I'm missing something feel free to call me dumb as long as you explain #j says things

[maewinter]

God I just remembered how my entire middle/high school experience was filled with adults telling me that I need to ask for help more and just in general talk to my teachers about what I'm struggling with but I never did because I was terrified I would get laughed at or insulted and would rather just struggle on my own rather than get embarrassed

And then the one time I did ask for help clarifying an assignment during my junior year my teacher laughed at me and just told me to reread the paper she handed out

Yeahh I never asked for help after that

#im sure something similar had happened before to #cause that fear didn't come from nowhere #my teacher did eventually call me back over and asked me what j wasn't understanding #and helped me figure it out but i think she maybe jus noticed i was about to start crying #anyways i fucking hate the American education system

[fortunate-re-fraction]

𝙵𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙾𝙽  /   𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴   𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚂 .    bold   what   applies   to   your   character

[ Crescendo ]

BODY.

long legs   /    short legs    /  average legs  /    slender thighs   /    thick thighs    /    muscular toned thighs  /    skinny arms    /    soft arms  /    muscular toned arms    /    toned stomach    /    flat stomach  /    flabby stomach    /    soft stomach    /    six pack    /    beer belly    /    lean frame   /    muscular frame    /    primordial pouch    /    ventral longitudinal fold    /    voluptuous frame    /    petite frame    /    lanky frame    /    short nails  /    long nails    /    manicured nails    /    dirty nails    /    flat ass    /    toned ass   /    bubble butt    /    thick ass    /    small waist  /    thick waist    /    narrow hips    /    average hips   /    wide hips    /    big feet    /    average feet    /    small feet   /    soft feet    /    slender feet   /    calloused hands    /    soft hands   /    big hands    /    average hands   /    small hands    /    long fingers    /    short fingers    /    average fingers   /    broad shouldered    /    underweight    /    average weight   /    overweight [by technicality due to being so dense ((that's being a robot for you))]

HEIGHT.

shorter than 140 cm    /    141 cm-150 cm    /    151 cm to 160 cm    /    161 cm to 170 cm   /    171 cm to 180cm    /    181 cm to 190 cm    /    191 cm to 2m    /    taller than 2 m

SKIN.

pale    /    rosy   /    olive    /    dark    /    tanned    /    blotchy    /    smooth    /    acne    /    dry  /    greasy    /    freckled    /    scarred (in some areas)

EYES.

small  /    large    /    average    /    grey    /    brown   /    blue    /    green    /    gold    /    hazel   /    red    /    doe - eyed   /    almond    /    round   /    close - set    /    wide - set    /    squinty    /    monolid    /    heavy eyelids   /    upturned    /    downturned

HAIR.

thin    /    thick  /    fine    /    normal    /    greasy    /    dry    /    soft   /    shiny   /    curly    /    frizzy    /    wild    /    unruly    /    straight    /    smooth    /    wavy   /    floppy    /    cropped    /    pixie - cut    /    shoulder length   /    back length    /     waist length    /    buzz cut    /    bald    /    jaw length    /    mohawk    /    grey    /    platinum blonde    /    golden blonde    /    dirty blonde    /    strawberry blonde    /    blonde    /    ombre    /    light brown    /    mouse brown    /    chestnut brown    /    golden brown    /    chocolate brown    /    dark brown    /   jet black   /    ginger    /    auburn    /    dyed red    /    dyed an unnatural color (is it considered dyed if you're a robot)   /    thin eyebrows   /    average eyebrows    /    thick eyebrows

TATTOOS & PIERCINGS.

no tattoos    /    one tattoo    /    a few here and there    /    multiple    /    full sleeves    /    thigh tattoo    /    neck tattoo    /    chest tattoo    /    no piercings    /  ear piercings   /    nose piercing    /    lip piercing    /    tongue piercing    /    eyebrow piercing    /    navel piercing    /    cheek piercing    /    nipple piercing    /    genital piercing  

COSMETICS.

eyeliner    /    light eyeliner    /    heavy eyeliner    /    cat eyes    /    mascara    /    fake eyelashes    /    matte lipstick    /    regular lipstick    /    lipgloss    /    red lips    /    pink lips    /    dark lips    /    bronzer    /    highlighter    /    eyeshadow    /    neutral eyeshadow    /    smoky eyes    /    colourful eyeshadow    /     blush    /    lipliner    /    light contouring    /    heavy contouring    /    powder    /    matte foundation    /    shiny foundation    /    concealer    /    wears regularly    /    occasionally wears    /    never wears

SCENT.

floral   /    fruity    /    perfumes    /    aftershave    /    cocoa   /    moisturizer    /    shampoo   /    scented laundry detergent    /    cigarettes    /    leather    /    sweat    /    food   /    incense    /    marijuana    /    cologne    /    whiskey    /    wine    /    fried food    /    blood    /    fire    /    metal    /    ice    /    sulphur

CLOTHES.

jeans   /    tight pants    /    over knee socks    /    tights    /    leggings   /  yoga pants   /    pencil skirt   /    tight skirt    /    loose skirt   /    formfitting dress    /    cardigans   /    blouse    /   button up shirt   /    band t - shirt    /    sweatpants    /    tank top    /    wifebeater    /    cutoff t - shirt    /    designer    /    high street    /    online stores    /    thrift   /    lingerie    /    long skirt    /    miniskirt   /    maxidress    /    sundress    /    overalls    /    tie   /    tuxedo   /    cocktail dress   /    highslit dress/skirt    /    t - shirt   /    loose clothing    /    tight clothing    /    jean shorts   /    sweater   /    sweater vest    /    khaki pants    /    suit    /    hoodie hood    /    harem pants    /    leather jacket   /    leather trousers    /    basketball shorts    /    boxers    /    briefs    /    thong    /    hotpants    /    cargo pants    /    hipster pants    /    bra   /    sports bra   /    crop top    /    corset    /    ballerina skirt    /    leotard    /    polka dot    /    stripes    /     glitter    /    silk    /    lace    /    leather   /    velvet    /    chemise    /  patterns   /    florals    /    neon colors    /    pastels   /    black   /    dark colors   /    fur    /    faux fur    /    gloves   /    mask    /    doesn’t usually wear clothing

SHOES.

sneakers    /  high top converse   /    slip - ons    /    flats   /    slippers    /    sandals    /    high heels   /    kitten heels    /    ankle boots   /    combat boots    /    knee - high    /    platforms    /    stripper heels    /    bare feet   /    loafers   /    oxfords    /    gladiator shoes    /    boots (by technicality because. robot feet)

[tagged by] @dsn-001

[tagging] anyone who sees is free to do it ^^

#> pleasant serenade [ crescendo ] #> [ ask meme ] #(( too bad for the predominantly dress n skirt options for clothing here lol i didnt feel like adding anything #(( n crescendo prefers pants anyway (help i keep calling him serenade on instinct) #(( also i couldn't talk abt my sons ass in good conscious im sorry /j

[fairymint]

in honor of new volo merch of him with his egg daughter, I must clarify something about my muse

This man carries young dad energy for his whole entire life. He was born with it, he will die with it. Not the seasoned kind of Dad that knows what he’s doing all too well, but the handsome fellow that’s still pretty and still childish, and talks to his babies as if they were rational people.

He’s not a muse I’ve had to imagine ‘As a dad’ or becoming a father, he just is. this man is destined to always have a little baby girl in his life to spoil.

#headcanon. #volo. #and he's never gonna outgrow it either imo. I could see twinges of it in the future but #anytime someone draws properly old volo or calls him grandpa i snrk cause I'm like. #'ooh la la not the fellow in my head but Hello handsome stranger :)' #the light in his eyes almost makes his actual grandchildren hesitate like. 'why is my grandfather younger than a grandpa' /j #take that last line in the wrong context and i'm whacking you. straight into a void devastator #or better yet a voidling #Anyways #soft gentle man conniving and tricky but soft gentle man likes to provide help hi i love him #it's a vibe that's a close brother to the hot young doctor. dgfgjkkfdjgld #ask to tag

[thecorpseinthisbed]

By the way I'm real fuckin sorry for blowing up your notifs after sending a wierd ask in your askbox but your posts are funny so

it’s cool ppl calling me funny is my favourite thing so

#/j but people always call me funny like they’re surprised??? #like not u but irl ppl are like ‘wait you’re that’s like rly funny #to be fair when i’m around ppl idk i’m the conversational equivalent of this guy 🧍‍♂️ #but still #anyways ur good bud dw it’s not weird #and the other ask was helpful! #asks #mine

[kn11ves]

something about me is that everybody fucking loves my soup

#the best food complement ive ever gotten is my friend megan apperently getting seconds & thirds of soup i made #that had NEVER happened to me before & on top of it she said it was the best soup she's ever had...girl j could have diiiiied #it makes me happy to be able to cook for myself and my roomate bestie #its been hard since i have to cook everything with an airfryer or microwave or my rice cooker which also makes stews #i dont have a stove and i dont have money for that and its a lot to hide already #and i cant buy a lot of premade stuff (like tortillas) bc its Too Much and it goes bad quickly #and i throw away a lot #so its genuinely easier for me to just. do things like make tortillas from scratch #they havent been the best bc again no stove but ive figured out a decent method and my masa is pretty good #finding lard has definitely helped a lot in getting the right texture so im happy about that. lard is my favourite guy #i absolutey detest that its called lard though in spanish its called manteca which still gives me a ''this word is greasy'' feeling (which #shouldnt be surprising. pork fat will surely be greasy) but lard feels. FISGUSTING i dont know😭 #anyways its been nice figuring how to do stuff from scratch tho #we have a pantry close by within walking distance so im happy ill be able to save money that way its notbeen going the best and ive been #kind of only eating once a day to save on food #but its okay itll get better and ill have more money soon n things will b ok bc i figure it out #i clicked out of the tags and i . i was. this was orignally about soup jesus christ how dod i get from soup to im fucking poor😭 Okay. Well

[goldlighter]

spoke about it on the main blog but i am simply choosing to ignore all of di's stupid shit.

#[ 🌿 ] misc . › text . #anyway c/hris n j/ill are help each other thru their trauma and they l/ive w claire #they have weekly or at least monthly video calls w s/heva n j/osh and p/arker

[celaenaeiln]

Jason: *on private line* Swanhead.

Tim: Red Hood. Don’t call me that. What is it?

Jason: Send me my location, I don’t know where I am.

Tim: Hold-

Dick: *batkids group channel* Hey Baby Bird.

Tim: Nightwing. Again don’t call me-you know what? Nevermind. What’s the problem?

Dick: I need you to send me my location, I got kidnapped overseas.

Tim: Red Hood too.

Jason: Hey! I didn’t get kidnapped, I was violently taken hostage for a minor drug deal that went wrong. Totally different.

Tim: Right.

Jason: Listen here you little shi-

Dick: Oh, Little Wing’s in Belarus. Coordinates: 53.6212, 27.94683 and there’s a bike nearby he can use to get to the aircraft landing space close by but he’ll have to be careful because it’s swarmed by mean-looking guards.

Tim: …..

Jason: Since when are the guards nice-looking?

Dick: Little Wing, when you get kidnapped as often as I do, you get to pick and choose who you like.

Tim: Not getting into that mess but how’d you know Jason’s coordinates?

Dick: Older Sibling’s Intuition!

Tim and Jason: Bullshit.

Tim: Anyway, I’ll send Batman to pick you up.

Dick: Wait, no, Batman will bring Robin and little D just went over to J-Superboy’s house to play video games.

Tim: ….Okay, then I’ll send Batgirl.

Dick: No Batgirl’s throwing it back at a frat party so don’t bother her. She’s winning.

Tim: Orphan.

Dick: No she’s busy dismantling an underground mercenary establishment in Shanghai.

Tim: I’ll-

Dick: Nah, enjoy your date with your golden teddy bear tonight. It’s also a bit of a distance to go from Gotham to Metropolis to pick up your other one.

Tim: OKAY HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE’S LOCATION BUT YOUR OWN?!

Dick: ….Tee Hee 😋✨

Jason: *muffled* did he just “Tee Hee?”

Tim: ….where are the kidnappers, I gotta rescue them.

Dick: *in the background on Dick’s line: sobbing and nonstop muffled thank you’s*

Dick: Whaddya mean? They’re fine. Right, guys? *more crying heard*

Tim: Dick….

Jason: *on private channel* Shushhh. Just let him have this. Still send help though. For them.

#dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #timberkon #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #orphan #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman

[marmorenshud]

why did I fucking give up my apartment that was so stupid

#caw #hello mr student housing org please give me back my apmt im stupjd #<- the call im gonna make tomorrow #i mean its easy to say that it was stupid now that i know the outcome #but i was so confused at the time abt it and not many answers #and it seemed like there was many opportunities to get stuck in a situation that was gonna be ankoying to deal w #i did the best i could #i even called an adult to try to help #it's also bc the org rules are so stupid #just let me cancel on my own dont force me to #its not like i called to give up my apmt they forced me to make a choice #guhh #anyway. pray that i can get it back #please #i hope so #its a good apmt #and as weve learned i cannot live w other people #its not a disaster if i dont its just. rather inconvenient #which i also considered when j gave it up