#All Occasion Card

[jula483]

they’re BACK

x / x / x

#rhett and link #smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #I LOVE TO SEE IT #omg #that was definitely not on my bingo 2023 card #i love our boys supporting other duo like that #and ian and anthony being finally back together #ahhhh #the third one is definitely how it all went down #lmao #link dressed up for the occasion #he is businessman not a boy #my post

[randomwriteronline]

(Before Y'all Read: HEAVILY SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD)

The jolts of electricity running through his organic tissue were the only thing keeping him fully conscious at this point.

Very painfully, of course; but he'd take that over drowning.

It burned terribly, maddeningly, and his muscles tensed and jerked without him having any say over it. To admit the excitement the sensation stirred in him would have been mortifying, once, many years ago; but everybody had gotten their turn at it, and he could read in their faces the truth of the matter, and while a hilarious sense of decor still dictated nobody mention a word of it he knew his pleasured reaction was not an exception, but the rule.

Just enough time to get a gasp of air, and water was again washing over his face.

The voice came garbled near his head, strange and distorted by the liquid. The muffled sound couldn't hide the desperate snarling want within it, and the lack of air against his neck couldn't hide the intensity of those groans and pants.

One could have almost said it was nuzzling, what Ehlek was doing against his chin; one could have almost said there was something amorous about all of this.

One could have said his sharp teeth itching to bite his throat was a sign of love.

Clearly, one had never met the Barraki before.

He grasped the water dweller's wrist as tight as he could the very moment his lungs began burning from lack of air, hastily requesting to break through the surface before he passed out - which would have certainly caused the encounter to take on a disturbing necrophilic tone he wasn't particularly keen on allowing.

A clawed hand grasped the back of his neck as its twin did the same for his hip: just as the cold air met the creases in his armor again and his mouth opened wide to greedily take in as much of that sweet venom as he could, a lightning bolt lurched through him with a loud guttural shriek, tearing any last remnants of oxygen from his body as he let out a strangled sound nothing short of absolutely obscene.

He remained held up like that, by that trembling hand that so easily could have crushed his throat, dazed and stunned by the terrifyingly effective concoction brewed from electricity and coital bliss like a Gukko hit by a rock, for an amount of time that would have certainly put his life at risk.

But nothing struck to kill him.

He was laid down gently by that trembling limb on a thinner torso, face ever so slightly out of the water, just enough to be submerged, and allowed to slowly regain his breath. His entire body ached; warmth pooled inside him.

Claws sank into his flesh.

"The sea," Ehlek murmured, exhausted.

He gave a questioning grunt, still incapable of properly speaking beyond a hiss.

Ehlek rubbed his nose against the strong neck, submerged just enough so that he wouldn't need to leave any part of his face above the water; his fangs scraped against the exposed muscle, opening ever so slightly as though he were still looking to leave a mark, to tear him into submission, to taste his blood, the blood of a peer, the blood of a conqueror, the blood of a being perfect enough to deserve near total control over the known universe.

"I want the sea," he whispered; his gills gurgled lightly as he breathed deeply through them. "I want the seas, and everything within them... All mine... All mine..."

The claws digging deeper into his leg made his partner hiss in a pain close enough to ecstasy. An equally bloodthirsty hand reached to cup the water dweller's nape within it - pressing enough to pierce through what little flesh it could find to repay him with the same delectable anguish, making the other shudder and growl and hold onto the body in his arms tighter.

It might have been a surprise, that to convince a warlord into joining a revolution to seize power over everything they'd had to resort to a frankly astronomical dosage of such delightful torture; but then again, what else could sway a creature as anxious as him? And what else could make him lightheaded enough to request such a vast yet barren thing as his prize, one that barely amounted to anything to his allies in such an enormous playground only theirs for the taking...

"It can be arranged," he panted quietly, satisfied.

Ehlek gave a grumbling sound and nuzzled against him in a grotesque parody of affection.

#bionicle #barraki #ehlek #carapar #pridak #takadox #mantax #kalmah #suggestive #random writing #set before they challenged the makuta and lost terribly #*sticks my leg up real high* hi. i think the barraki got Extremely Carnally Acquainted with one another on Several Occasions #greg farshtey placing Romance Isnt Canon on attack mode only to be knocked out by my WHO SAID THERE WAS ANY ROMANCE BETWEEN THEM trap card #ehlek is my absolute favorite :) i love eels :) #and im an anxious bastard so i understand him #i want to put him in a little purse and kiss his head #but also yeah all that anxiety probably made him the last to agree to the coup and the others had to hype him up #by getting the backs BLOWN CLEAN OUT by some GOOD OL AMPHIBIOUS SEX during which they mostly TRY NOT TO ACCIDENTALLY DROWN #which barraki is ehlek's current bitch? you decide! #personally i think itd be funny if this exact same scenario repeated with each of them bc they all thought the others wouldnt do it #but yea it could be any of your favs/beloatheds ;)

[akkivee]

no i’m not crying at this little ichiro bday display at this animate store in ikebukuro, you’re crying at this little ichiro bday display at this animate store in ikebukuro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#this is vee speaking #the vibes for ichiro day have been nice lol #a lot of ichinui’s have been spoiled rotten today and good for them lol!!!!!!!!! #i was kinda thinking of making curry myself today just for the occasion???? i don’t think i have any meat in the house tho hm 🤔 #i am once again asking for a hypmic cookbook lol i would love to make the world class yamada curry the way the yamada bros would lol #it looks brown in the arb card so is it beef curry???? or just a sauce so spiced up it’s dark?????? #i need to know my all of my bb nuis depend on it LMAO

[electric-plants]

wait oh my god alhaitham tcg card im frothing at the mouth

#genshin impact #gi alhaitham #as a known alhaitham obsessor #and a recent tcg obsessor #this is the BEST news #of course even as a CARD his burst still looks absolutely gorgeous #stunning #spectacular #i need this card ASAP pls #also wow omg haino vibes #all those fics where an alhaitham card gets made are absolutely LIVING #can’t believe i went from no tcg to wow okay fun on occasion to i have to play this FULL TIME #just because of alhaitham and cyno #couple of all time fr fr

[icewindandboringhorror]

sleepy mr baby + other random misc images

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. Interesting formations in the bottom of a cocoa powder container #2. more pressed four leaf clovers for the year. found all in one day #3. The picture is so blurry it's hard to tell but it's a DOUBLE clover! I've found multiple 6 leaf clovers before but usuall #y they're connected much higher up where the leaves are and sort of look like one clover. Where this one was like... connected lower down a #the stem and so it literally just looks like two 3 leaf clovers merged together. #4. Love his silly sleepy stretch bapy face #5. An interesting new matching card game thing that I tried playing a while ago. Another into my ever growing giant collection of #games that I rarely have the chance to actually play with people lol.. Current favorites are Bethump'd With Words. Tapple. Lowdown-Go. #classic Boggle and Scrabble and such. This one I think is just called 'SET' ? #For any fellow ... boardgame lovers?? theyre not really boardgames.. But when I say 'card game lovers' then it sounds more like #I'm referring to people who like to play Cards - like rummy or king's corners or jacks up or etc. And I dont mean playing cards type #games. But then if i just say 'Game lovers' then that sounds like video games... hrmm... terminology.. ANYWAY #6. PIGEONS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.. spotted..!! clapping cheering sobbing at their beauty so on and so forth #7. back at it again..I know all of these images look the same because I get the same exact order every single time I go to zero dregrees lo #. but it IS all separate occasions. I allow myself to go one single time a year (pretty expensive like.. $12 for the garlic noodles I think #or even $15. And probably $7 for a drink. so it's a very rare treat). (Garlic noodles with beef. matcha bubble tea. coffee bubble tea. pina #colada smoothie thing (not alcoholic). strawberry cheesecake milkshake.). Funnily looks like I'm just reposting the same image though lol #8. Random picture from that other costume I did a while ago after I had taken the wig off and my hair was sitting funny #Like a pta mom manager side bang sort of look but also with clown makeup lol #9. SKY.. very pale blue and white... perfect.. #photo diary

[cerealmonster15]

The bois supporting their boi :)

Look at him go :)

#cater Diamond I love u #i love heartslabyul in general they’re such a good family #twisted wonderland #i love when they talk about each other like this #like in alchemy riddle and cater both talk about how treys good at it #and cater mentions that juice can tinker with electronics #even tho juice is like ‘I’m not that good’ #he himself was even like ‘but cater ran off and told everyone anyway’ lol #ugh anyway heartslabyul is made up of a loving family #and I’ll fight to the death about it THEY ALL LOVE AND VALUE EACH OTHER A LOT #AND ITS SHOWN IN MANY WAYS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS #THEYRE FRIENDS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER THEY SUPPORT EACH OTHER #thinks about riddle helping cater and juice studying in 2 separate card stories and starts crying #these guys: caters good at flying #cater when he’s flying: I can’t be bothered to try hard. i hate sweating. #JddjNdnfngngnf while standing casually on his broom bc HES GOOD AT IT #love him #his flying skill is a critical point in a fic im writing where he’s he long Jade fly ;^) #helping Jade ** #ok bye lol 🏃 #also yes I counted cranky riddle here bc it’s technically evidence of him implying cay is good at flying lol <3

[earl-grey-love]

Gee whizz, I wonder who my favourite character could be?

#one maxed out barbs card for every sin #one man many occasions #one malewaifu to rule them all #and in the dance battle fight them #someone should confiscate my phone #sunny speaks #ship: anything for you dear

[omside]

experiencing twisted wonderland’s generosity after dealing with obey mes increasing micro transaction hell is actually insane

#twisted wonderland #obey me #my deepest condolences to my followers who play obey me #yall are getting screwed by solmare #the chemical concoction that is a result of going from the most shit ftp experience to the most generous ftp is insane actually #shit would be a schedule one drug #also twst does everything better lowkey and it’s not even an otome game like wtf I hope they steal solmares bag fr #like the way events are set up so they repeat but focused on dif characters #so all characters eventually get an even card and corresponding outfit #rather than getting yet another lucifer ur outfit card #it’s sad cuz I could feel this happening like I could feel them getting greedier at the expense of user experience especially for ftp but #even ppl who paid (which I did also on occasion) get a worse experience getting less for more #obey me currently in the tier of games with maplestory (VERY BAD DUE TO GREED)

[sonnykissed]

I’m happy eddie won and the main event was rockin

#despite there being only one women’s match and it being the shortest on the card it was a fun match! #and hey where are all the Black wrestlers at 👀 #again I should just stop expecting aew to rise to the occasion and just take it for what it is #grand slam was fine 👍🏾 #glad mox is okay

[birdmenmanga]

see I think the problem with clear card is that they wrote trc between ccs and clear card, and in trc syaoran's personality is completely different from ccs's, mostly in the sense that ccs syaoran, being an elementary schooler, is kind of annoying sometimes and he sucks at communicating because he's shy about his feelings and shit, while trc syaoran is older, more mature, and incredibly formal and polite towards others, and that personality overwrote ccs syaoran's and they just didn't know how to go back to that

#just thinking thoughts... #also if you're gonna say 'well they're middle schoolers now. they're mature now' #touya (high schooler) was literally ready to go toe to toe with syaoran on basically every occasion of brattiness so. #clamp was SO scared of writing conflict in clear card istg. 'oh my god we can't ruin our perfect couple with FIGHTING' #die. your stories have become convoluted and flat. #you've gone through the marvel cycle completely on your own #where you're scared that people will predict the ending #and so you twist it unnecessarily #ruining whatever thematic coherence your plot had. #and SOMEHOW!! HAND IN HAND WITH THIS!! #you're so scared of dimensional characters now!!! #biting and killing etc. #I mean there were signs of this all along. #the whole misdirection with making mizuki-sensei seem like she was going to turn out to be yue. #they put in the work to set up yukito and I think they did a great job but throwing mizuki in there seemed completely unnecessary #whatever though.

[lenofiga]

Of all the crypter headcanons I have Beryl being younger than Kirsch is the one I feel strongly about, it doesn't matter if it's only by a few months or weeks or even a couple minutes which Beryl secretly hates and is the reason he picks on Kadoc more often than he means to

#kirsch mentions it once but once is enough to #to consume his thoughts #it all started with another one of pepe's little ice breakers #beryl could have lied like usual #could have changed the subject or #pull the reverse card on pepe even #instead he finds himself answering truthfully #'i actually don't know my birthday' he replied #it was one of the very few instances of honesty #one of if not the only glimpse of vulnerability he's shown #during his time in chaldea #which surprises him in contrast to the reaction of some of them #but then kirsch offers to do a divination #idk let's just say that's an astromancy thing #beryl's celebrated birthdays before other people's birthdays on most occasions #but it's more of him mimicking what normal people do rather than him actually understanding the essence #'you were born on XX/XX/XXXX' kirsch finally speaks #whatever curiosity beryl felt earlier dies down 'that's it?' he thought #but then kirsch adds 'that makes you a couple months/weeks/days younger than me' #and that's when he started screaming internally and how his birthday became kind of a big deal for him #or sth along these lines basically

[camping-with-monsters]

“There there, now…”

Man pictured with her is the Jack of All Trades (who actually belongs to @methum-mint! He was made specifically for this story!), a supposed legendary individual with many stories to his name. Stories of slaying giants, climbing great heights to the clouds, surviving cracking his head open, leaping over open flames, bringing the winter when it refused to arrive on time… they get passed around like the plague. Oddly enough, whenever he’s asked of such feats of strength, he never confirms anything. Usually passes it by with a smirk, or even a glare if he’d rather remain unbothered. However, he’s never really denied these claims to his fame either! It’s all up in the air, really.

Seems for now, he’s been caught in the crossfire of Einin’s harrowing battle with life (and more than just her’s) and death. He can’t help but pity her misfortune. But hey, if slaying giants is on his record, how much different could a giant goose monster that wants to eat this supposedly unassuming woman really be?

#she’s hurting :( #poor girly’s going through it :(( #Doing all of this drifting for her own survival probably isn’t ideal for her physical state #((honestly Jack might be a little bit of a drifter himself on the occasion)) #but it’s not like she really asked to be in this position though #she’s gotta go wherever she can just to live. Jack really pitied that when really meeting her #He’s usually somewhat cold mannered #but can you blame him for seeing someone with all the bad cards dealt and actually feeling bad? #he might as well use all of those legendary feats he’s racked up to her advantage right? #pregnancy is so mean sometimes ((tbh I wouldn’t know but like. I ain’t stupid)) #even meaner when it’s the reason a monster is coming after you #Einin honestly needs some direction because she doesn’t even know what she’s doing anymore #she’s just trying to survive man #Maybe people like Jack and some of the other individuals she’s met can provide insight…? #god. the birdbox inspiration really shows more every day I develop more of Duck Duck Goose #Einin #Jack of All Trades #Duck Duck Goose #Ocs #original character #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

[nerdie-faerie]

Nobody is more surprised by all the crap I keep in my bag than me

#random #gotta wash the backpack i use for everything so im emptying it and oh my god like im the sort of person that has everything in their bag #but jesus christ. i had painkillers in two different places hairbands in 5 different places where id clearly on multiple occasions gone #like bestie how do you do that on so many separate occasions? had a tiny bottle of lip gloss that id forgotten about 3 phone charger plugs #that id never taken out from travelling from christmas. 2 sets of earphones cus i hadnt taken the old ones out when i put new ones in #2 different nivea lip balms spare disposable masks were still in there and of course the pack of playing cards i always keep on hand #so much stuff in there. been using my tote back today and yesterday while my backpack was outta commission and its the same thing #just constantly surprised by all thr stuff i keep in there. there were like 3 things is thought id lost after i couldnt find them when i #went back home and theyre were just in this tote bag that i couldnt see cus it was hidden away in the place that it goes 🤦

[battlecriesandroses]

why don't more people go to libraries. reading books for free

#yeah I hated it so I'm selling it #on the rare occasion I am on booktok I see some girl holding up the book she bought going . #bro #just read it first at the library #ffs #also at the library you can set up events buy audiobooks use the computer all that shit #libraries are awesome #i go everyday #you don't even need to be 18/16 to sign up for a card #librarians are awesome #i am done simping for libraries now continue scrolling #booklr #library #jaye's originals ig

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

I shall give you … Lucky and Hoarder >:)

hfyt YES

could have picked twenty years, but no, they'll never get their shit together. It's one of those ~it somehow works and is sweet~ pairing

#Me: Finance Smurf isn't that bad! he was just very excited about money! #me: also him as the developped character hoarder is a bitch who looks like an angel but WILL jump on the occasion to get stuff #Lucky is his source of stuff and he allows Lucky to get all his gambling desire filed with Hoarder nd his innocent bets #so he doesn't accidentally bet the village to Storm #<- stealing this plot from ntob and applying it to Lucky rther than Smurfette #It's dysfunctional but in a way that works any other smurfs would make for a truly awful couple #the smurfs #bingo card #ship bingo